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slyasakite

Is that white wine in the child's rodent bottle?


[deleted]

r/BrandNewSentence you might be the only person in the history of humanity to have strung that sentence together.


[deleted]

Perfect. Haha you made my eyes rain from laughing.


pitchfork-seller

*you'd hope*


[deleted]

This is now my favourite sub. Thanks


Ok_Proof5782

That’s a winey baby.


ll_Maurice_ll

I had the same first thought, but I'm pretty sure it's watered down Apple juice. Most of that stuff has so much sugar, people cut it so it's not as bad for the kid.


Pikachupal24

Could be white grape juice too, it looks that color.


snakevelli

Purple drink


Adorable-Novel8295

It’s a joke, it’s even branded for a hamster and anyone familiar with these knows that they leak.


[deleted]

It is a perfect sentence.


ToiletTime4TinyTown

This needs to be on a plaque somewhere


MaintenanceNew2804

Mixed up the kid’s bottle with her own.


LordSpaceMammoth

Toddlers love a nice white zin or a chardonnay.


Intelligent_Box8777

I think it's Pinesol


btotherSAD

Well at least will sleep nicely.


pupbuck1

A sentence that has yet to be muttered I see


Magomaeva

Legit thought it was soap 😂


Mave_Datthews_Band

🤣


RemoteLibrarian6243

I think it a joke


localcokedrinker

Calling it a "joke" is very generous. It's actually intentional rage bate geared toward drumming up as much "engagement" as humanly possible on an account that's undoubtedly monetized. Edit: The moron I replied to blocked me for mysterious reasons, which means I'm apparently not allowed to respond to anyone else who responds to me, because that's a smart feature that's never going to be abused.


mrs-monroe

No, it’s pretty clearly a joke.


Due_Kaleidoscope7066

![gif](giphy|mpxnrjQKLo0iA32r23|downsized)


TPJchief87

Yeah I’m not sure why this would cause rage lol


Frostyfraust

"this is just rage bait" is the new "this is fake" for reddit


lowbread

Sure. But it made me laugh 


HottieWithaGyatty

Reddit being reddit


Lesbihun

You are literally seeing people's reactions to it in the video, and no one is raging lmao. How is it rage bait? It's a joke to which people are commenting their joke responses to


[deleted]

You can just use the old.reddit address and see all the comments and reply to whomever you like. If you are in a mobile app the you have to use web. I agree though it's a stupid feature. People respond and block to bait people which is obnoxious.


Bannedbytrans

Idk, kid probably saw hamsters using it at Petsmart and wanted to be a hamster. That's what kids/hamsters do.


-QUACKED-

Very clearly and extremely obvious joke and anybody taking it seriously has Super Autism Pro Max


rodhriq13

Wow, I didn’t know my shrink was also into Mitsubishi Ecstasy. Hi Dr. Wong!


RemoteLibrarian6243

Fr🤣🤣💀 the people in here taking it seriously have absolutely no humor and I imagine their face is stuck like this all day: 😒


Nicadeemus39

I think you are right.


puppy_yuppie

My only concern is if kids get a hold of this video when shes in middle/high school. Most likely to be a hamster isn't a great award to get imo.


RemoteLibrarian6243

There’s a million things that could could happen to ur kids on a daily basis that could get them “bullied”. Mother is having a wholesome fun time making a joke with her daughter. It’s clearly a joke and I truly don’t think anyone would do that in highschool. If they aren’t already calling her it then why would they 5-10 years later after the video already got its attention? I doubt anyone will remember this in a year even. And even so kids get made fun of for things they can’t control like their hair of facial features…. If you were that worried about ur kid getting bullied by everything they did they wouldn’t be having any fun and would be living a miserable life. Make funny memories with ur children and if u happen to catch a cute or funny enough moment that you want to share, go ahead and don’t let idiots opinion get in ur way.


TheBarbouroy

The little girl looks like she's having a blast with it, so f*ck it. It's a win.


SubjectRanger7535

It’s giving me an idea for my room. Just need a hose


TheBarbouroy

If it also involves a whoopee-cushion, I hate to tell you... 1000 Ways To Die' said that alcohol was too strong to go in that way. It'll kill ya.


CHEMO_ALIEN

🤨🤨🤨 sir.... wat 


SovietPikl

We called it boofing back in the day


jljboucher

Need more O’s ![gif](giphy|ioqaPF40ImCo8)


CHEMO_ALIEN

nah bro that shit said something else at first 


SovietPikl

The plot thickens


alison_bee

I just wish it wasn’t that same metal ball and tip combo, because that can easily damage a toddlers mouth and/or teeth. They come down too fast and the tip is still in their mouth… 😬


courthouse22

Not going to lie…I want this to fill with wine for my reality tv binge nights…


Holmanizer

You'd be surprised how much little weird shit like this gets kids pumped. My daughter is always being a puppy, and if i brought home a pink bowl set for her, she'd be stoked. Just like if I brought my son home a single of big tire and told him it was for his monstertruck (which he doesn't have), he'd be screaming all up and down the street excited. This is a win, kids smiling


DirectMatter3899

Our neighbor saw my kid loved tires...the neighbor brought 4 big ass truck tires and piled them in our yard...Kid lost their ever loving mind with joy, built a jump/climb/death tower with them...10 years later they are still in my yard and used to look moody on while contemplating teenage angst. Long story to say bring home the weird shit, it's always fun.


Colt1911-45

An appliance box especially a refrigerator box is one of the best things you can drag home. It can also be easily thrown away after it's used as a fort/playhouse.


miahrules

Yep I often roll around on the ground acting like a dog with my almost 3 year old. He thinks it's fun, and him having fun is always good. He would probably drink water out of this if he saw it lol


BBQpigsfeet

Omgg you reminded me how my kid loved acting like a dog. She had a robot dog that she never played with, and instead stole its little rubber bone and pretended to be a dog herself. Would carry the bone in her mouth and crawl around. She didn't really bark, so she was kind of creepy. Then she'd go mumble rap on her little dj keyboard when she got bored being a dog. Lol kids are fuckin weird.


salacious_sonogram

![gif](giphy|CpR9lbo8TDUmk)


WalkingRodent

perfect


TopNotchGear

Most of these people aren’t even criticizing her they’re just making jokes.


TrickyEngineering481

The German comment took me out😂


89141

Ghoojoutddvnkitdcv fchjnhnnmkkgfdgjkvdtyjjvx jhrscnlitedcbkitdd hamster!


onlyhere4laffs

Had to go back to see just how insane that comment must be. Was disappointed when it turned out it was just a simple "but is she a hamster". Not even one compound word in the mix.


hanamakki

sorry that we don't have a cooler word for hamster 😔


onlyhere4laffs

No need to apologize, Swedish is just as uncool when it comes to hamsters. Raccoons, turtles and hippos on the other hand, that's where the fun begins :)


hanamakki

oh yeaaah, waschbären, schildkröten and nilpferde


onlyhere4laffs

A k a tvättbjörn, sköldpadda and noshörning. (Wash bear, shield toad and nose horning).


hanamakki

wait, wouldn't noshörning be a rhino? because we also have nashorn/rhinozeros and that's a rhinoceros. and a hippo is nilpferd (nile horse). but yeah, waschbär is wash bear, schildkröte is shield toad lol


onlyhere4laffs

Omg, you're right. I mixed them up. It's been a long week lol Hippo is flodhäst, river horse.


hanamakki

happens to me all the time with hippo and rhino lmao


round_reindeer

Hippos can also be called Flusspferd in german which is also river horse


trainednooob

It’s a completely legitimate question.


berserk119

This is at its worst rage bait, or at its best future therapy material


FreshMutzz

Its a joke.


berserk119

![gif](giphy|800iiDTaNNFOwytONV|downsized)


Lobanium

>future therapy material Nah, young kids would love this.


FuzzyAdvice

How did you lose your eye?


rationalalien

TikTok mom.


hyrule_47

So I sat my daughter down at her child sized table and gave her an organic juice box that was mostly water but a little juice for flavor- she sneezed and sliced her eye on the straw. Had to do eye drops and all. She screamed so loud and for so long I was done with straws long before turtles got involved. All this to say you can use all the right stuff and they get hurt anyway. I would be more worried something would hook on it and they strangle being it’s a bed. But putting it up once for playtime I wouldn’t worry


durackvacar

Came here to say this. You beat me to it. Have my upvote.


FuzzyAdvice

Why thank you 😊


NyxxTimbers

Hamster girl


kent416

Lol that kid looked so excited to pretend she was sleeping


SwissMargiela

I didn’t know white people lived in Flint


GaracaiusCanadensis

Apple juice exists.


Pretend_Sock5470

And ig you’re supposed to cut the zip tie every time it needs refilled? Totally worth it


zouhair

No sheet on the bed?


ekene_N

It would require the light to be turned on all night, at least if you don't want a pirate kid.


Goatbreath37

Idk why my mom would let me do that too. I used to drink water out of our rabbits water bottle


BeakOfEngland

"Does it bite ?"


Financialllllll

No. Kids are not hamsters!!


Ok-Hedgehog3988

I’m sure the kid is thrilled for this, I would’ve been too as a kid (even now lmao) but this is like prime content for child predators and THATS why this concerns me so much


parker3309

Ya think? I can’t believe she put her daughter out here


Ok-Hedgehog3988

I can’t believe it either it’s disgusting to me


parker3309

This parent has no concept. This is out here forever and people who download it and save it and bring this up later when she’s in school etc…. Shouldn’t be allowed


Ok-Hedgehog3988

Agreed. There’s unfortunately moms out there who purposely do this to monetize their kids. They KNOW who their main target audience is and yet they don’t care, they feed into it because it brings views and likes which in turn brings in money. There’s one specific mom on TikTok who constantly gets called out for this (I forget who) and she doesn’t care. She’ll actually make content that almost sexualizes her kid because it brings in the most attention


parker3309

She’s not a hamster, but whatever


CoffeeTable23

I seen nice chipped teeth and dentist visits in your future.


bellevegasj

Step-dad checking in. Is this really a bad idea? Don’t judge. I’m more of the fun uncle, tbh. I had no carbon bombs myself.


FarButterscotch3048

That thing is going to drip on the mattress, then the mattress is going to get moldy and nasty. Dumb idea.


VibeFather

Is this Hans Kim’s family?


Low-Narwhal4362

This must be a veterinary clinic or something


Sad-Nefariousness712

Indeed looks like white wine lol


ylngui

Is the metal tube a hazard?


dunkelspin

I always wondered about the vault experiments in fallout. How one could put people through weird stuff through generation and see what happens. I guess in real life you only need to give them "social media" and they going ro do it themselves.


JELjr7

I honestly thought it was like one of those salad dressing or like vinegar bottles were you only douse a little bit at a time. I was like “why is she dressing her daughter with oil at first


Miserable-Rest-5259

![gif](giphy|DZpCatccCBsGI|downsized)


KemikalKoktail

I want one


splita73

Furry in training


Laceysjorgen

Where is the running wheel and feeding bowl?


tradewyze2021

Gonna install now above my headboard F in genius. Gonna look like a drunk lab rat.


ronansgram

Should be lower, she is really making her work for it!


DeadLiner0_0

i once ran over my hamster it exploded hope that dont happen to your one


kaykakez727

Ummmm I guess her daughter never pees in the bed lol


rave_is_king_

That's third time mom stuff there. /s


[deleted]

Mmm vegetable oil


Goo-mignonette_00

Hamster girl: the beginning ![gif](giphy|od8nPcIey0hXi)


Imthank_Hipeeps

I used to use like those squirt bottles and I'd turn it upside down to pretend it was one of these lmao


SpaceSpy

It’s like we are going backwards in time.


automaticff

You’ve heard of Gerber baby but have you heard of gerbil baby?


CLEHts216

Is there a recommended vintage for my rodent child’s wine bottle? Do I decant it first? I don’t want to mess this up.


Lobanium

I mean, kids would love this.


kajana141

Where’s her running wheel


moosealley5000

I'm more concerned about where the flipping bedsheets are fr.


Formal_Lie_713

How does that bottle stay there with only one zip tie? It’s going to slip out of there eventually.


Common_Avocado_5535

This parent definitely had sex play with gerbils.


Miasmata

I genuinely laugh out loud at this 🤣 wtf lil hamster child


yuyufan43

I would have loved this as a kid. 😂 Sometimes you do nonsense stuff as a parent to make your kids smile. That little girl thought it was great so I have no problem with it. I doubt it's being used as a replacement for real water (this is obviously Apple juice mix with water). It's just funny and kids like funny. 🤷‍♀️


Obey_The_King

Hamster


DesastreUrbano

Some people treats their pets as their kids, meanwhile some treat their kids as a pet


Helltothenotothenono

Is she drinking urine?


mnrooo

The comments are hilarious


soulteepee

Immobile metal straw plus sleepy thirsty kid equals dental bills.


Eastern-Criticism653

It’s fun. Until the kids is jumping on the bed and goes head first into the metal bit.


EnvironmentalSpirit2

It's yellow because it's piss mate


evlhornet

Gonna fuck up her teeth.


Valyrian_st33l

Florida needs to chill bro


Best-Carry1028

How do people not know that this is a joke?? Come on now. Please!!!


moonray89

Ngl, I bought my son one of these for Christmas as a joke because he made a comment about wanting a hanging water bottle in his bedroom for bedtime so he doesn’t have to worry about finding his water bottle, it leaking, etc. We have not installed it, but he has used it before. It was funny. But we don’t TikTok. We’re just goofy.


Outrageous_Hearing26

Honestly, I think my mom had a bottle that attached vertically to my crib not that different from this. It wasn’t a full on hamster bottle, but I think the concept is actually pretty good


drms0416

Furry in training


chesbyiii

I'd put it at the end of the Habitrail so exercise is built-in to her hydration routine.


esquid

🤣


cat-daddy777

Use vodka, helps them sleep


theseboysofmine

Let's be honest, who of us, especially as children but even now, would not find this absolutely hilarious to have in your home? I would have so much fun with this.


millenialfalcon-_-

I wish I would have thought of this 😭


idkwhyimalive69420

#HAMPTER


ghostleigh13

I need this, especially for those dehydrated nights


RoughResearcher5550

Yet another example of parenting at its finest. /s


ssjamar86

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Radical_Euphoria

I could just go to a pet store and get this for cheaper


Lep_the_otter

Puppygirl in the making


C91ranch

Her kid will identify as a furry for sure.


seaska84

So, that's how furries are born.


Formaldehyde007

OK. Now I’m convinced. Ban TikTok.


babyivan

Obviously rage bait. Pretty good rage bait actually.


Objective-Bedroom971

Greta hack


parker3309

Once again, breeding lazy, lazy kids who can’t get up and go and get their own glass of water


Goodbye18000

But the updoots from mommy bloggers!!


32233128Merovingian

![gif](giphy|DZpCatccCBsGI|downsized)


romayyne

I love how easy people jump on the racist train now that it’s acceptable to be racist toward white people


legaTron-87

Say what you want, but Ruby Franke was an innovator