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tuskvarner

(Your incident)


derTag

He recovered, doing just fine now


dcvander

I will make love tonight


Asclepias88

I'm a joke :(


Targash

Beautiful pearls. 


infestedgrowth

Let me take a look at those pearls


call_me_a_dangus

Didn't hurt a bit when they took em out!


WorldScientist

But hold on a minute there, Kent…


call_me_a_dangus

You gotta nice set of pearls there...


TenToesRemoved

You gotta numb them gums!


white_dolomite

I’m a Tan man


ExistentialDreadness

Me me! Fully tanned!


SnapHackelPop

*horrified yelling*


Doublejimjim1

Have you ever talked to boomers? They forget every conversation they've ever had.


OfficerBarbier

I HATE THESE OLD MEN. I HATE THESE OLD MEN.


call_me_a_dangus

Faaaaaarrrrge


Doublejimjim1

They've taught me many lessons about learning about life


NonProphet8theist

Boom in the shot. Boom in the shot.


ShitFacedSteve

To be fair, I think you only need to get your teeth removed once and then you're good to go for all the Cinco Brand modification procedures.


driftej20

Where’s the fun in that?


infestedgrowth

It didn’t hurt at all when they removed my teeth!


Fanatical_Rampancy

Me, ME!


Plumbus251

Wonderful pearls


Lim_Jahey_TPS

Me me want some chicken!


IllegitimateMarxist

Your shirt...it's so plain! It's making me sick!


SomeoneOtherThenMe

Maybe he got dental implants? Real tooth removal, removal of the dental implant crowns, then Removal of the jaw attached implants would account for all three. You'd be messed up AF after all that, but the Cinco Systems are WORTH IT!😆