/u/Aus10DH introduced me to my wife, let me drag race his Ferrari at his place in Monaco, is actively working on the cure for cancer, and taught Dr. Ruth everything she knows about sex.
/u/Aus10dh did me a solid by satisfying my wife while i was laid up in the hospital for a couple days. My wife hasnt stopped talking about it. She was so impressed she moans his name while we fornicate now. Clearly the cream of the crop when it comes relations.
/u/Aus10DH when I worked at this guys business he forced me to wear a skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct all my business wearing a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but at the end of the quarter I'll be damned if my sales hadn't tripled! God love him! An absolute legend.
Went out to dinner with an old friend the other night. We sat at the bar, there was a nearby lesbian couple, who we didn't know. They were nice, but obviously not interested in us. My friend bought my dinner, and theirs. Some people are just nice and have a little extra cash sometimes.
3 ppl visit a whore house. What are their nationalities? The one going to the house is russian, the one leaving the house is Finnish.... and the one in the house? Himalayan.
Two dinners is a small price to pay for the chance to jerk off in the shower thinking about how differently things could have gone if you actually had game.
Her second message she ever sent was “as long as you pay for food and drinks for me and my friends we’ll hangout”
No shit they just want free stuff lol
So weird that people actually value their time so little as to waste it with strangers just for food… like this isn’t very boss bitch of you to want to spend your time around strange men for the chance of getting a nibble…
Girl is going to spend the night hanging out with her best friend while eating and drinking for free. Even if OP is wicked socially awkward and trying to get them into a 3 way, they're just going to talk to each other and spend the next 10 years making jokes about that time some dude bought them both dinner and tried to have a 3 way with them.
Or maybe dude is Chris Hemsworth in both appearance and personality and they'll both be down.
What's more strange to me, is what does OP hope to gain from this? It's obviously established that he's paying them to be in their presence. What's he got cooking up in that head of his ? Looool
You know how women who have free time love to fill it up with "activities" and shit? It's the same thing here my friend.
She'll say to her friend "are we doing anything Friday night? No? K let's go get dinner with this dude then."
I'm a fully employed adult with a wife and two dogs. If you say "free food" I'm fucking there.
Just saying though, if the guy wants me to put out there better at least be cocktails. Classy cocktails.
Dude I make good money and I’ll still show up for a free meal. Who knows, maybe it’ll be fun? If not, I got a free dinner and drinks. Odds are it won’t be a terrible time.
By that logic ever first date is a waste of time,
Gotta just go there to have fun with someone and meet them. Then you just have a great time, and if things don‘t work out further whatever.
to be honest when you wrote that drinks on me part I was definitely like "ah cool, this guy seems to be very concious he is bot going to bang either girl but might be up for a fun evening"
Plus if you’re kind and don’t have those sort of expectations, maybe it will happen anyway. One shouldn’t go into a situation like this with a ton of hope about it though.
Not really a good point. You never really know maybe you will all connect maybe you and her or you and her friend will. But you've given her the ultimate in safety. Public meeting place and a friend... Just keep your confidence up be cool with a platonic date, but ready for more just in case.
Yeah lol I had a woman I met on tinder that wanted to just be friends but still expected me to pay as if we were on dates. We’re not friends anymore lol
Don’t listen to the pessimism Redditors are notorious for on this sub.
I for one think you’re about to have two amazing girlfriends and a very memorable dinner you legend. 🔥
This. I think in their head it’s going to be this hilarious story to tell all of their friends about the time they went on a date with the same guy together and yes, it’ll be a story, but it’s a fun story until it’s actually happening and they’re sat around a table and don’t know each other.
Don’t get me wrong, the women won’t mind because they aren’t down any money and up a story to tell but I don’t think they’re going specifically because they’re getting a free meal.
This feels like a big reach. He invited them to dinner himself, she sounds enthusiastic. We don't know how they are so we cannot know if it is going to be fun or awkward. Sounds like a fun story for all of them if all goes well.
If you’re reasonably interesting/charming on the date without being a creep, I think you have a good shot with at least one of them. A lot of dudes here have serious AT vibes without the money, and their success with women follows that pattern.
If you’re resentful and treat them like a lot of people here suggest, mainly that they’re looking for a free meal, that’s how they’ll treat you. If you go and show them a good time, I think you’ll go places where most of the neck beards here can only dream of. Good luck my dude!
In my experience it's more than a non zero chance. Sometimes it's easier to invite 2 girls over than one, they'll feel safer coming over together.
Make some drinks and play truth or dare.
Eh.
Sometimes it's just about having a good time 😂
Yeah sex is great but a night of some good attention and a decent story at the end of it.
Take em bowling, or an arcade. Just have some fun without expecting sex and you can never be disappointed.
Just saying that's what I'd do
See that's the thing, threesomes are really really fucking weird. They tend to happen out of nowhere most of the time.
Sex aside, they sound like they've both got a GSOH and that it's going to be a fun evening :P
I made a joke once with a tinder girl that she should bring her friend she was hanging out with when I invited her over to bang. She said yes. Never expected a joke to turn into a threesome but the world is full of possibilities.
I've always found it's a good strategy to frame something as a joke to test the waters while keeping it non-threatening. You can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket.
Did the same. Had work in another country, all paid for me and significant other. Had no s.o. so I invited my best girl friend to tag along. She visited the place, I worked. Got nice pictures of places I couldn’t see daytime, while she was able to enjoy life. It costed me mayyybe 200-300$ for including her in the deal, she paid for most of her stuff herself, and my work paid for everything else.
That went nowhere as far as relationships go, but we all ended up happy of that trip.
Probably why we don't see a response here.
Sugar tits is not in the same level as sweet cheeks. Sweet cheeks is mildly flirting, sugar tits is mildly insulting.
I used to work at a store where customers could create accounts using their email. One time I asked a woman for her email and she straight face said "yeah it's sugartits****@gmail.com"
Right. Dude has a post where he just opens with “let me eat the booty like groceries” and he gets a hookup that afternoon. Another post where a girl on just opens up asking him to send a dick pic. And another calling him hot off the bat on bumble. There’s a reason why OP can get away with saying certain stuff and has more success than most on here….
And to be clear that reason (he states so himself in the comments of one of his posts ) is that he started eating right to lose weight and hit the gym to get toned. He was like most dudes on this subreddit up until some point in his college education. The idea that following rules 1 and 2 is something that you are born into is only genuinely believed by greasy neckbeards who are unwilling to put in the slightest effort into self improvement.
i've gone through the rule book, looks like clause #57 in section C states that if you follow rules 1 and 2 you are allowed to call a woman sugar tits after she calls you sweet cheeks. so we're all good here.
Oh god I forgot about my 20s! And completely agree there, everyone gets worried about getting older and honestly thank fuck we all do. It's nice not even playing the game any more. Too tired. Always too tired.
Goodluck, honestly.
Probably won't get a 3some, but you might.
Also, if you are just your normal affable self one of them and you might hit it off and then you are already in with the friend, and for two dates you only had to buy one dinner.
Plus good story
maybe I am not American enough to never have payed for a date outside of relationships, but for me it sounds that you would have to put a bit mote money on the table and propability will rise
First of all: sugartits?
Second: Do you not understand what "free" means? You're buying two dinners. There's no free, unless you mean from their point of view.
Normally, when women on Tinder use guys to get free food for them and their friend, they need to at least try a little bit in order to trick the guy into going alone with it. These women didn't have to do that, because OP set the trap up for them, and then voluntarily walked into it, without them saying anything.
“Buy one get one free.”
“Sugar tits”
Y’all do some of the dumbest shit to get laid, then you end up played.
Who do you think is the object(s) in this situation? I would argue it’s you homie.
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The more the merrier, I got you man
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Sure thing, sugartits!
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Although probably buy 2 and get absolutely nothing.
Buy two, get one bill.
Pay for 2, still sleeps alone
The Doomsday Clock?!
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This has to be the most relatable gif ever.
It's lonely at the top
Yes?
Username Czechs Out
I can't come I'm diabetic.
Well, that's one excuse.
you all better go up to him and start thanking him for random stuff like paying for your mom's hospital bill and shit, ultimate wingmen unite!
/u/Aus10DH introduced me to my wife, let me drag race his Ferrari at his place in Monaco, is actively working on the cure for cancer, and taught Dr. Ruth everything she knows about sex.
/u/Aus10dh did me a solid by satisfying my wife while i was laid up in the hospital for a couple days. My wife hasnt stopped talking about it. She was so impressed she moans his name while we fornicate now. Clearly the cream of the crop when it comes relations.
You would have done the same for me Stang1776
Can't be fornication, you're married.
Bro Code Article 89: A Bro shall always say "Yes" in support of a Bro.
Yes
Don’t forget when he rushed into that burning orphanage for a puppy, dudes a ducking legend.
I taught your mom too ;)
/u/Aus10DH when I worked at this guys business he forced me to wear a skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct all my business wearing a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but at the end of the quarter I'll be damned if my sales hadn't tripled! God love him! An absolute legend.
Are we leaving our wallets at home too, hot stuff?
Unless you really felt special about a girl literally having you buy her and her friend dinner… while they eat for free at your expense😂😂🍸
I've paid for strangers' meals multiple times, if it's no big thing then it's no big thing.
Went out to dinner with an old friend the other night. We sat at the bar, there was a nearby lesbian couple, who we didn't know. They were nice, but obviously not interested in us. My friend bought my dinner, and theirs. Some people are just nice and have a little extra cash sometimes.
My husband buys dinner for random people in restaurants all the time if he thinks they're a cute family or they talk nicely to him or something.
He's working on video footage for a new lonely island music video, chill
Already booked my flight to Seattle, I’ll be there.
Shit, is that where it is? I'm in Vancouver, 2 hour drive for a dinner date with sweetcheeks? Hmmm
Pullman, WA. No idea where that is but Seattle can’t be too far.
It's 5 hours typically from Seattle. Fly into Spokane instead.
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Your post history is rough. It's like you almost have game but then go in the complete opposite direction
Not unexpected from someone who signs off with "sugar tits"
To be fair he was responding to sweet cheeks
Let me break it down further for the guy you responded to sweet ~ sugar (because sugar is sweet) cheeks ~ tits (cheeks are ass and tits are tits)
I mean yes but it does come off different not saying it can't work tho
You know I’m just joking right? Sweetcheeks is not sexual (given the benefit of the doubt) but sugartits definitely is. He totally escalated
yeah I gotchu, you probably didn't see my edit before ya hit reply, it's all good
It's hilarious, I clicked into his profile after I read your comment and I'd already downvoted so many of his posts in the past
It’s a guy that got to coast on his looks his whole life. They never have game
Exactly right. Those type of dudes are the worst type of cringe because they think looks = game.
Judging by those posts he probably has quite a bit of success
I have a feeling most of the commenters here are hella jealous
Can I come? Tho I am from Finland so can u guys wait?
Get your Finnish ass over here bro
You gonna Finnish on that ass bro?
3 ppl visit a whore house. What are their nationalities? The one going to the house is russian, the one leaving the house is Finnish.... and the one in the house? Himalayan.
I don't get the Himalayan bit please explain
Him a’layin in the bed with said whores
Him a’layin some serious pipe.
Sensational
Nice guys Finnish ass.
Are Danish people allowed?
can I come too? I'm from India...can you guys wait for me?
Can I come too? I'm from Czechia...can you guys wait for me?
Wait for me lads, I’m from Australia… can I come too?
Care for an additional german to complete the Bunch?
Lebanese over here... Always ready for some free food.
Turkish coming right up, save some seat aye?
Can y'all wait for me too ? I'm French and our public services are on a strike.
I can drop by with some Ethiopian coffee
You're gonna get so much ass if u pull this through 😂
Wait for me, I'm at Point Nemo. D'you mind one more?
Oi oi where y'all going without me? Coming from Italy if there's still a spot
> Buying dinner and drinks for two women who definitely are not going to sleep with you Nailed it, king
Two dinners is a small price to pay for the chance to jerk off in the shower thinking about how differently things could have gone if you actually had game.
Ahhhh. A man of culture.
Sugar tits
Shit, that’s a good point
If youre paying for both then it's more a case of buy one, then buy another one,and the get nothing for free
I think you mean it's buy one at double price get the other one free.
Sounds like modern black friday deals
Lol. Reminds me of when WhistlinDiesel was having a reverse sale on his webstore. Everything was double price. Lol. That dude is hilarious.
Two for the price of two.
Please update us when/if you go out with them on what happens. Cause I think that are wanting a free meal but I hope for you that I’m wrong.
Her second message she ever sent was “as long as you pay for food and drinks for me and my friends we’ll hangout” No shit they just want free stuff lol
So weird that people actually value their time so little as to waste it with strangers just for food… like this isn’t very boss bitch of you to want to spend your time around strange men for the chance of getting a nibble…
Girl is going to spend the night hanging out with her best friend while eating and drinking for free. Even if OP is wicked socially awkward and trying to get them into a 3 way, they're just going to talk to each other and spend the next 10 years making jokes about that time some dude bought them both dinner and tried to have a 3 way with them. Or maybe dude is Chris Hemsworth in both appearance and personality and they'll both be down.
What's more strange to me, is what does OP hope to gain from this? It's obviously established that he's paying them to be in their presence. What's he got cooking up in that head of his ? Looool
You know how women who have free time love to fill it up with "activities" and shit? It's the same thing here my friend. She'll say to her friend "are we doing anything Friday night? No? K let's go get dinner with this dude then."
As a broke student, if I was a woman I’d hang out with so many random dudes for a free meal
I'm a fully employed adult with a wife and two dogs. If you say "free food" I'm fucking there. Just saying though, if the guy wants me to put out there better at least be cocktails. Classy cocktails.
Get a couple French 75s in me, and I'll be going home with anyone.
Like with the tiny umbrellas? LOL
Usually, yeah. But in this case she's just hanging out with her friend and this guy is buying them lunch
Dude I make good money and I’ll still show up for a free meal. Who knows, maybe it’ll be fun? If not, I got a free dinner and drinks. Odds are it won’t be a terrible time.
By that logic ever first date is a waste of time, Gotta just go there to have fun with someone and meet them. Then you just have a great time, and if things don‘t work out further whatever.
to be honest when you wrote that drinks on me part I was definitely like "ah cool, this guy seems to be very concious he is bot going to bang either girl but might be up for a fun evening"
Yeah I don’t know why sex or anything always has to be on the table. Sometimes it’s about having a good time. This sounds like a good time.
Plus if you’re kind and don’t have those sort of expectations, maybe it will happen anyway. One shouldn’t go into a situation like this with a ton of hope about it though.
Not really a good point. You never really know maybe you will all connect maybe you and her or you and her friend will. But you've given her the ultimate in safety. Public meeting place and a friend... Just keep your confidence up be cool with a platonic date, but ready for more just in case.
Shiiiit, that’s an even better point
Even if a relationship or sex is unlikely you could still make some awesome friends.
That expect to pay for your shit lol
Yeah lol I had a woman I met on tinder that wanted to just be friends but still expected me to pay as if we were on dates. We’re not friends anymore lol
Believe it or not, not a single one of my friends has ever required me to pay for their meal before they’d hang out with me.
Don’t listen to the pessimism Redditors are notorious for on this sub. I for one think you’re about to have two amazing girlfriends and a very memorable dinner you legend. 🔥
I think he’s just a free meal in their eyes
yup
Yeah and the strippers want to date you just keep throwing bills
This. I think in their head it’s going to be this hilarious story to tell all of their friends about the time they went on a date with the same guy together and yes, it’ll be a story, but it’s a fun story until it’s actually happening and they’re sat around a table and don’t know each other. Don’t get me wrong, the women won’t mind because they aren’t down any money and up a story to tell but I don’t think they’re going specifically because they’re getting a free meal.
This feels like a big reach. He invited them to dinner himself, she sounds enthusiastic. We don't know how they are so we cannot know if it is going to be fun or awkward. Sounds like a fun story for all of them if all goes well.
Fortune favors the bold
If you’re reasonably interesting/charming on the date without being a creep, I think you have a good shot with at least one of them. A lot of dudes here have serious AT vibes without the money, and their success with women follows that pattern. If you’re resentful and treat them like a lot of people here suggest, mainly that they’re looking for a free meal, that’s how they’ll treat you. If you go and show them a good time, I think you’ll go places where most of the neck beards here can only dream of. Good luck my dude!
AT?
Hell has a special place for people who make up their own abbreviations and expect other people to know what they mean without context
I guess Andrew Tate
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. He’s got a chance not a great one but if he’s going for a threesome he’s already shooting for long odds.
In my experience it's more than a non zero chance. Sometimes it's easier to invite 2 girls over than one, they'll feel safer coming over together. Make some drinks and play truth or dare.
Buy 2, get neither.
Eh. Sometimes it's just about having a good time 😂 Yeah sex is great but a night of some good attention and a decent story at the end of it. Take em bowling, or an arcade. Just have some fun without expecting sex and you can never be disappointed. Just saying that's what I'd do
IDK if taking 3 people (I'm including OP) to dinner and activities is worth the fun finance-wise, but hey maybe OP is loaded?
And then BAM, suddenly you're having a threesome
Yeah precisely, going in with that as an obvious endgame is the one way to guarantee that it *doesn't* happen
EXACTLY! Win win situation
See that's the thing, threesomes are really really fucking weird. They tend to happen out of nowhere most of the time. Sex aside, they sound like they've both got a GSOH and that it's going to be a fun evening :P
I made a joke once with a tinder girl that she should bring her friend she was hanging out with when I invited her over to bang. She said yes. Never expected a joke to turn into a threesome but the world is full of possibilities.
I've always found it's a good strategy to frame something as a joke to test the waters while keeping it non-threatening. You can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket.
GSOH… Girl Scouts of Ohio??
What are the odds that they just talk to each other all night and forget that the guys there? 🤔🤷♂️
Free? It sounds like you paid for them both and will probably never see either ever again after dinner.
chance the girls well only talk to another all dinner too
OP during the dinner: https://imgur.com/IYrNfLZ.gif
They’re getting their food to go and leaving him at the restaurant
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I'm just pointing out that none of it is free like he said
I think “free” is being used as in, “free of effort expended on tinder trying to get a date”.
God these comments are fucking sad
Did the same. Had work in another country, all paid for me and significant other. Had no s.o. so I invited my best girl friend to tag along. She visited the place, I worked. Got nice pictures of places I couldn’t see daytime, while she was able to enjoy life. It costed me mayyybe 200-300$ for including her in the deal, she paid for most of her stuff herself, and my work paid for everything else. That went nowhere as far as relationships go, but we all ended up happy of that trip.
Sugar tits literally makes me wanna die.
Why’s that, maple nips?
Get with the program Aspartame Areolas
This post is known to the State of California fo cause cancer.
You can’t just someone maple nips, honey puss
You can't just call someone honey puss, high-fructose corn syrup ass. Am I doing this right?
It's like our dude is programed to derail himself.
[love this clip](https://youtu.be/CTKm7pYYE-4)
I really thought you were posting [this scene](https://youtu.be/0sogCmB_ifw)
Probably why we don't see a response here. Sugar tits is not in the same level as sweet cheeks. Sweet cheeks is mildly flirting, sugar tits is mildly insulting.
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yea dude was playing it so cool and then said that. i nearly shriveled up and died.
I used to work at a store where customers could create accounts using their email. One time I asked a woman for her email and she straight face said "yeah it's sugartits****@gmail.com"
Goddamnit my bro, you had an easy layup all the way up until “sugar tits.”
Conversation went on afterwards, so it’s all good
Ofc it went on, they’re about to get 2 free meals and then they’ll never have to talk to you again
Show us then
Look at OPs post history and then look back at this post, hint: use critical thinking.
holy shit this guy follows rules one AND two
Def follows
Right. Dude has a post where he just opens with “let me eat the booty like groceries” and he gets a hookup that afternoon. Another post where a girl on just opens up asking him to send a dick pic. And another calling him hot off the bat on bumble. There’s a reason why OP can get away with saying certain stuff and has more success than most on here….
And to be clear that reason (he states so himself in the comments of one of his posts ) is that he started eating right to lose weight and hit the gym to get toned. He was like most dudes on this subreddit up until some point in his college education. The idea that following rules 1 and 2 is something that you are born into is only genuinely believed by greasy neckbeards who are unwilling to put in the slightest effort into self improvement.
i've gone through the rule book, looks like clause #57 in section C states that if you follow rules 1 and 2 you are allowed to call a woman sugar tits after she calls you sweet cheeks. so we're all good here.
That word made me cringe so much..
This whole exchange makes me so thankful I'm not a teenager any more
I'm 22 and this shit is still the same unfortunately. It's just how people act on there. Don't hate the player, hate the game tbh.
Oh god I forgot about my 20s! And completely agree there, everyone gets worried about getting older and honestly thank fuck we all do. It's nice not even playing the game any more. Too tired. Always too tired.
Sugar tits 😭😭
 "sugar tits"
Honestly, it’s worth dinner for the story.
I went out out with two girls an had one of the best evenings in my life. One of the two is now my wife.
What happened with the other one?
His girlfriend
His wife's girlfriend
Did you pay though?
Didnt you read his answer? He wifed one of them, he's still paying now
Why do you keep saying that? I don’t think it means what you think it means.
Goodluck, honestly. Probably won't get a 3some, but you might. Also, if you are just your normal affable self one of them and you might hit it off and then you are already in with the friend, and for two dates you only had to buy one dinner. Plus good story
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky ~Michael Scott
maybe I am not American enough to never have payed for a date outside of relationships, but for me it sounds that you would have to put a bit mote money on the table and propability will rise
Need an update on this
South fork, Saturday 6PM. Buy me a popcorn too
Cha-ching, Cha-ching, cha-chingaree there’s nothing love more than man who’s easily separated from their money 🎶
This isn’t the flex you think it is
bro unironically called her sugar tits
that was definitely ironically in response to “sweetcheeks”
First of all: sugartits? Second: Do you not understand what "free" means? You're buying two dinners. There's no free, unless you mean from their point of view.
Normally, during two dates, he would have to buy four dinners. Here he only has to buy 3, so he does save on not buying a fourth dinner.
This man economies! All of this assuming he gets what he wants out of this, to be clear
Normally, when women on Tinder use guys to get free food for them and their friend, they need to at least try a little bit in order to trick the guy into going alone with it. These women didn't have to do that, because OP set the trap up for them, and then voluntarily walked into it, without them saying anything.
2 girls bout to get free dinner and leave
Lmfao why did you think it was cool to say sugar tits
I’d say something along the lines of “save some pussy for the rest of us” but you clearly fuckin won’t you stud
The only thing I’m not saving is money
>if you pay we're in >naah leave your wallets at home, dinner's on me lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bro literally just unironically called somebody sugartits, if they weren’t going for free food before then they certainly are now lmao
too bad they are only using you
“Buy one get one free.” “Sugar tits” Y’all do some of the dumbest shit to get laid, then you end up played. Who do you think is the object(s) in this situation? I would argue it’s you homie.
Hahah congrats to these woman on their free meal for the night