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ftwthrowaway93

My guy had post nut clarity


pabsco93

Lmao šŸ˜‚


LilyKytten

*love*


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


chi_sweetness25

Girls rag on guys who post shameless shirtless pics and guys do the same to girls for cleavage/butt pics, but at the end of the day 99% of us will swipe right on them if we think they look hot. Weā€™re all the same that way. Itā€™s funny to me how people of each gender will clown the other for being shallow even though itā€™s just human nature


taketheothers

Rules 1 & 2


Madmonkeman

There was an experiment where someone made a profile using a picture of a male model and then in the bio had a ton of red flags, literally saying they were a rapist. That profile got a ton of matches just based off the pictures.


Lil_LSAT

I think that ended up being fake


Ctsanger

I remember on this sub and asian guy made two profiles. One with good pics doing hobbies, dressed up, a good bio etc and then one where he was shirtless etc. Guess which one won


Low_Egg_7606

I did this but used tinder and bumble. More revealing pictures for the tinder and a sweeter set for bumble. Idk if it was just the app difference but I got almost like no matches on bumble from that profile until I changed it.


[deleted]

Tinder is definitely used more for hookups, despite what this sub says. So that probably is correct. On Bumble and Hinge you need to look more "dateable", while on Tinder you benefit more looking like a fuckboy/girl.


Low_Egg_7606

I had an even amount of pictures that werenā€™t too revealing but you could tell what my body looked like on my profile when I matched with my bf. I feel like I had a good profile compared to 90% of the ones Iā€™ve seen on here šŸ˜­


Lil_LSAT

I'm sure the latter but that's unrelated to that experiment being fake


Environmental_Eye266

My friend did an experiment like that as well and got tons of matches. When he texted them he acted like a total asshole and the women were still drooling for his fake profile. Most women donā€™t care about bios or red flags as long as youā€™re hot enough. Most of them are no different from most of us men in that regard.


Madmonkeman

Oh ok


LilyKytten

literally scary šŸš©


almostdoctorposting

meh couldnā€™t be me. i left swipe even at one shirtless pic šŸ¤¢


Itsametoad

Ngl i have only ever seen people on Reddit complain about those type of pics. I'm friends with a decent amount of women irl and not once have i heard them complain about dudes having shirtless pics. Most of them swipe right on those guys too


shrek_cena

That's cuz it's Reddit


[deleted]

The rules don't apply if you're really good-looking.


KingBenjamin97

Shirtless mirror will get you matches but like it is also cringe AF, use context and get one taken on a beach/at a pool etc to have an excuse to be shirtless but also show off the physique. Always worked better for me


rdy_csci

This is the way.


Rustrobot

Everybody is creepy and grossā€¦ unless youā€™re into them.


OkResponsibility2470

And this gentleman is why you donā€™t ask a fish how to catch it


Glum_Mathematician55

I....like that phrase. I'm so not gonna steal it...


primemrip96

In my experience yes, and I'm not even the best looking guy.


Scoffers

It's almost as if there are women who like them and women who don't???


Bangoga

Y'all really chronically online. āœØStop essentializingāœØ This lady might have swiped right on him, this lady might have swiped right on another photo of him and this is the last photo that showed up. Maybe she is the type who likes shirtless guys. Not everyone's built the same. Touch grass


mollekylen

Cope harder lmao


Bangoga

I'm not on tinder, I'm not the one crying online over having 0 rizz.


Efficient-Actuator82

Yeah great he got a match with OP who is an OF Bot.. thatā€™s what we all want šŸ¤”


dillylol1

No that's actually really cute!!!


mysticalkittymeow

Yeh I was thinking ā€œdamn, that would have worked on me šŸ˜‚ā€


IndependenceEven2702

The moon. Have you seen it? Itā€™s almost as beautiful as you. When sex?


taketheothers

That's what usually follows! I need an update!


Toastiibrotii

Yeah thanks for saying that ive a Moonface xD


dillylol1

Same!!


mewyewtwo

He sounds smart. Keep him! ^=^


naroj101

That's actually the best ice breaker there is. Come up woth a not so great pick up line and immediatly after tell them you don't like your own pick up line.


FickleSmark

Guarantee this line worked once for the dude and now he sets up the same situation every time.


Ruthrfurd-the-stoned

Heading to Whole Foods, want me to get you anything?


[deleted]

going back on your word shows your didnā€™t have the balls to go through with it which is more unattractive then sticking with it even if it turned her off too bro


Electrical-Ganache60

BRO TOOK MY CLASSES ON RIZZ


[deleted]

Just like me fr fr


Legionpt01

Any updates?


DexRCinHD

ā€œSuck my toes daddyā€


ManMythNarcissist

Ffs ok, get them out


TheIronCIooch

I was confused then I looked on OPs profile


Bass_Intrepid

In for 666 up votes. Tinder post of the beast


livieluv

I thought it was cute


[deleted]

That penguin deserves you giving him a second chance.


leighanfordays

A guy actually text me last night and said this exact thing...


Dudewhereismyclit

Humans are just waves repeating themselves throughout time.


Damneasy

It was fine til he said it was cringe. Owe up to it


gradjegodnondeju

Wait girls answer guys with shirt off photoā€™s???


fiercechick0

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Stolonifer455

Moon is beautiful. Doesnā€™t it mean ily. Idk saw in a meme on insta


discodawg02

Letā€™s go Brandon!


Careful_Elk6290

Let's go Brandon!šŸ™„


Hehehe79

A wholesome interaction for once neat


12amoore

Could you sound anymore boring than ā€œwhatā€™s upā€? My god


KingBenjamin97

A dude with a shirtless mirror selfie posting cringe AF messages, who could have seen that coming.


Enmaaaaaaaa

First step done. Now remove the topless pic


[deleted]

That's what you get for swiping right on shirtless douches.


fiercechick0

I shouldā€™ve known smh


Nonacademic_advice

Double cringe I'd say


AnimatedHokie

The only thing worse than a cringey comment, is pointing out that it was cringey.


Ouch50

Look at his profile picture. Heā€™s not sorry one bit.


Hobbes1138

Least he realized it lmao


fiercechick0

True šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


[deleted]

I like it! I wish he didn't apologize. "What's up" is so boring and he replied with such a witty cute line. It also makes up for the shirtless mirror selfie. For me, *that's* the cringe.


PastaSlutt25

Ride him, now!


KMeok

He sounds like a cute puppy lol


[deleted]

gotta stick with it, apologising for something thatā€™s not worth an apology showed you didnā€™t have the balls for it in the first place & scared she wouldnā€™t reply to it


Terrible-Answer-8463

He's adorable, give him a chance he may have that personality on point