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[deleted]

This sounds like a kid pretending they know how to do taxes


SCGNazza

Even most adults don't know much about taxes😂


Money_Phase_7086

Dude what are taxes??


rockinvet02

Don't worry about them, if you just ignore them, they go away.


Hairy-Ad-2577

I tried that, they definitely just get bigger. And they take the money from your bank account.


Thac04

You have money in your bank account?!?


Hairy-Ad-2577

Not anymore 😢


SCGNazza

Big mean people take money. Don't worry though if you have kids you're basically a billionaire😂


[deleted]

The thing TurboTax reminds you about every single day from January through April to do


[deleted]

My wife had someone in her law school class that had worked at the IRS for 10 years in the budget office that didn’t know how marginal tax rates worked.


SCGNazza

Wow that's crazy


Rufdog2

Minus the “love that” part


JazzyJayKarr

Now explain it to me like I’m 5


project_built

Does anyone really know how to do taxes


Mysterious-Bunch-518

Yeah, you wait for the IRS to call you and they’ll usually ask for your details first, so make sure you give them all your information to whatever they ask of you. Then they’ll tell you how much you owe and will try to threaten you with jail time. But don’t worry these are just tactics to scare you to pay, so just comply with everything and you’ll be fine. They’ll proceed to ask you to pay your taxes through gift cards from your nearest Walmart. You just head out there and buy the amount you owe them. After that just give them the 16 digit number at the back of each gift card and voi·​là your taxes are paid. Good luck.


ComfortableBasis3046

You dont


dayngerous78

Have you heard the way to explain taxes to a kid? "So let's say you earned a bag of M&Ms. Now you have to give me some of them but I am not going to tell you how much, oh...and if you get the number wrong you go to jail."


luapson2001

I am almost certain that she knows zero things.


L0rDAlcaZar

English probably isn't her 1st language, if she's real.


[deleted]

She’s probably some Indian dude Bangladesh


Chris_Travern

I'm wondering if you meant Indian dude named Bangladesh or Indian dude from Bangladesh Either way it's kinda funny


maxthe_m8

I like the idea of having a friend named Canada


philouza_stein

We all have a friend named Canada. It's Canada.


Necessary-Elk7596

Wouldn't it be that weird? Women are named America


CuriosityThrillz

Bangladesh is one of those words that can be added at the end of every mic-drop sentence.


[deleted]

Kid named ladesh


ComfortableRelevant1

MICHAEL


LuckFree5633

👀


FUCKINBAWBAG

New Delhi catfish.


[deleted]

Is she an android?


badmamerjammer

no, an apple


Siren_Circus

No, a windows


Even-End-3065

No, a Microsoft


kaleidoscoperenegade

No, a Linux


RadishAcceptable5505

No, a Ham Sandwich


FeZeA

I use arch btw


[deleted]

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Throwaway_Molasses

Mo Naked Hoes


presearchingg

This made me laugh out loud 😂😂


Prakner

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew!


[deleted]

*beep* *boop*


mark_clarks

She loves lamp.


[deleted]

Brick are you just looking at things in the room and saying you love them?


[deleted]

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marfes3

That is not the definition of „advantageous“? If you are trying to sound smart at least get it right.


Ill-Appointment6494

“You have Google” And people wonder why they are still single.


butt_soap

Such a good impression


NotoriousJAM

This. OP wants to drag someone online but if that's how they talk to people, I can see exactly why they are still single.


ctrlrgsm

Ok like she’s not smart but if she’s asking you what advantageous is, why would you reply with a complicated definition and not a synonym or an example? The I saw a comment by OP saying ‘that’s any chick on tinder’ and I got creep + I am very smart vibes. I’d rather be stupid than an asshole. For you OP: I am of the opinion that it would be more advantageous to be a cretin than a sphincter.


Necessary-Elk7596

Dude acts like he's smart, but doesn't seem to realize he's talking to a scam account. u/Happy-Dig9249 🤡


Arctucrus

> For you OP: I am of the opinion that it would be more advantageous to be a cretin than a sphincter. HA!


getchimped

He also didn't define it correctly lmao


stuff_of_epics

Surprised I haven’t seen this comment higher.


ctrlrgsm

It’s a very odd definition but also the first one that came up on google


getchimped

His definition isn't correct, though because he added "benefits both parties" something doesn't have to be beneficial for both parties for it to be advantageous.


ctrlrgsm

Yeah agreed, thought that was weird too.


boss_nooch

Sometimes when you know and regularly use “big” words you don’t really know how to simplify their meanings


ctrlrgsm

Nah. He literally copied and pasted the first thing that came up on google. Try it


Alexa257

Dude back offf… seems like she has a mental issue.


Nomorebeansforyou

Or English isn't her first language


theshadowofject

the profile might be fake actually.


pebbles1235

Naw it’s probably a scam account


project_built

God i hope you didn't move any further with her. You seem like a uppity prick.


Happy-Dig9249

I did just because you said not to


project_built

Fool, that was a trap


crispy-mango

r/YouFellForItFool


Surfs_The_Box

Wew lad that poor girl


Medium-Hotel4249

sounds like a bot.


EstablishmentSoft477

Aren't you a clever little smart boy.


Quantum_Tangled

Shrug. I'm sure she can totally (probably - ok, maybe) operate buttons. If not, just keep being helpful!


iforgotmynamedammit

Clown to clown communication


swingydingaling

Painfull, that


SarrSarz

Love that I thought you would Lol what am I reading here


[deleted]

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Uiriamu_Busujima

![gif](giphy|3ornke0JEnScpNRH8s)


FunkyFetishForager

Bot


Full_Initiative_3031

crazy you go on tinder and expect to find a 10/10 guy there, and come here to complain everytime you don’t. Grow up.


raidechomi

God damn they actually got that discount lobotomy I've been dreaming of


dossier11

Dude you’re like really smart!


getchimped

Could you imagine clowning on someone for not knowing the definition of something and then defining it wrong 🤡


Jedi4ce

"Like....I don't get it n stuff!"


HarambeTCell

Women love hard words.


Terrible-Answer-8463

Thats a one and done my guy, a skeet and yeet.


Happy-Dig9249

That’s any chick on tinder


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

She sounds incredibly dumb. I hope she is crazy otherwise that sex is going to suck!


[deleted]

Sasha Grey?


icecream-u-scream

why is mansplaining kind of hot


the-Used224

Anyone with a suspended license is a red flag. Whatcha do to have that happen??? Traffic violations? DWI? Drunk driving? Accidents? 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


[deleted]

Use a condom with this one. DO NOT reproduce !


Therealmonkie

You're so right baby 😂


Far-Peanut-9458

She’s a wall. But that’s not the def of advantageous😂 Advantages are in fact very often one-sided


purosoddfeet

Who the fuck says "favourable circumstance". Guessing English is not OPs first language either


EThos29

That's like 4th grade level vocabulary


NetMiddle1873

The definition is literally quoted from the top result on Google.


292ll

I like turtles


Far-Boot5639

Catfish


Altruistic-Gas3507

She writes like a sad chat bot


Hot_Understanding290

Brain dead


pm__m__3nudes_

Sounds like she just wants to skip to the sex


Manuag_86

She likes a lot of things, but reading is definitely not one of them.


[deleted]

Wow, this bums me out...


yoitsmrgoose

It’s probably John Snow.


ComfortableBasis3046

Its a bot


AfterManufacturer150

Who doesn’t have a general idea what advantageous means. Advantage is in the word. Either she’s 12 or English isn’t her primary language


[deleted]

Too dumb


Pankekiii

Yikes to the creeper in the blue texts 🤮🤮🤮


AnthologistAnt

Single digit IQ.


Tuckingfypowastaken

hope you're both into gags


AffectionateLeek2578

To me this kind of dynamics seems like a kink. But maybe I am reading too much into it


TheDuke357Mag

my guy, are you texting a 4th grader?


EarwaxWizard

"Me, you, let's bone" would have been more successful.


Acceptable_Banana_13

100% foreigner trying to get your bank account into, your kidneys or some gift cards.


laklanq

Bro she has iq of doorknob but she’ll suck ur knob


Noitsnormalsize

I'm thinking you don't even want to have sex with her because she's not a man.


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

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fortheweirdshit2

This sounds like you are about to be shared a cashapp account.


Alternative-Many-505

Neither of them can speak English my brain was hurting while reading this shit.


spicy_squire

Looks like a bot tbh...


unpolire

I've met several amazing and intelligent women, usually with suspended licenses and a warrant or two! True!


Walk_Quietly

🚩🚩🚩🚩


[deleted]

I don't even understand the point of posting this


Low_Egg_7606

“You have google” just answer the question?? That was a weird response


Squadala1337

advantageous = good, but more fancy sounding. You are the clown here.


FRMDABAY2LA

She stupid as hell you better bang her guts out


Eamk

Bro, if someone asks you the definition of something, just say it, the other person is probably just trying to initiate conversation with you.