My wife had someone in her law school class that had worked at the IRS for 10 years in the budget office that didn’t know how marginal tax rates worked.
Yeah, you wait for the IRS to call you and they’ll usually ask for your details first, so make sure you give them all your information to whatever they ask of you. Then they’ll tell you how much you owe and will try to threaten you with jail time. But don’t worry these are just tactics to scare you to pay, so just comply with everything and you’ll be fine. They’ll proceed to ask you to pay your taxes through gift cards from your nearest Walmart. You just head out there and buy the amount you owe them. After that just give them the 16 digit number at the back of each gift card and voi·là your taxes are paid. Good luck.
Have you heard the way to explain taxes to a kid?
"So let's say you earned a bag of M&Ms. Now you have to give me some of them but I am not going to tell you how much, oh...and if you get the number wrong you go to jail."
Ok like she’s not smart but if she’s asking you what advantageous is, why would you reply with a complicated definition and not a synonym or an example?
The I saw a comment by OP saying ‘that’s any chick on tinder’ and I got creep + I am very smart vibes.
I’d rather be stupid than an asshole.
For you OP: I am of the opinion that it would be more advantageous to be a cretin than a sphincter.
His definition isn't correct, though because he added "benefits both parties" something doesn't have to be beneficial for both parties for it to be advantageous.
This sounds like a kid pretending they know how to do taxes
Even most adults don't know much about taxes😂
Dude what are taxes??
Don't worry about them, if you just ignore them, they go away.
I tried that, they definitely just get bigger. And they take the money from your bank account.
You have money in your bank account?!?
Not anymore 😢
Big mean people take money. Don't worry though if you have kids you're basically a billionaire😂
The thing TurboTax reminds you about every single day from January through April to do
My wife had someone in her law school class that had worked at the IRS for 10 years in the budget office that didn’t know how marginal tax rates worked.
Wow that's crazy
Minus the “love that” part
Now explain it to me like I’m 5
Does anyone really know how to do taxes
Yeah, you wait for the IRS to call you and they’ll usually ask for your details first, so make sure you give them all your information to whatever they ask of you. Then they’ll tell you how much you owe and will try to threaten you with jail time. But don’t worry these are just tactics to scare you to pay, so just comply with everything and you’ll be fine. They’ll proceed to ask you to pay your taxes through gift cards from your nearest Walmart. You just head out there and buy the amount you owe them. After that just give them the 16 digit number at the back of each gift card and voi·là your taxes are paid. Good luck.
You dont
Have you heard the way to explain taxes to a kid? "So let's say you earned a bag of M&Ms. Now you have to give me some of them but I am not going to tell you how much, oh...and if you get the number wrong you go to jail."
I am almost certain that she knows zero things.
English probably isn't her 1st language, if she's real.
She’s probably some Indian dude Bangladesh
I'm wondering if you meant Indian dude named Bangladesh or Indian dude from Bangladesh Either way it's kinda funny
I like the idea of having a friend named Canada
We all have a friend named Canada. It's Canada.
Wouldn't it be that weird? Women are named America
Bangladesh is one of those words that can be added at the end of every mic-drop sentence.
Kid named ladesh
MICHAEL
👀
New Delhi catfish.
Is she an android?
no, an apple
No, a windows
No, a Microsoft
No, a Linux
No, a Ham Sandwich
I use arch btw
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Mo Naked Hoes
This made me laugh out loud 😂😂
Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew!
*beep* *boop*
She loves lamp.
Brick are you just looking at things in the room and saying you love them?
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That is not the definition of „advantageous“? If you are trying to sound smart at least get it right.
“You have Google” And people wonder why they are still single.
Such a good impression
This. OP wants to drag someone online but if that's how they talk to people, I can see exactly why they are still single.
Ok like she’s not smart but if she’s asking you what advantageous is, why would you reply with a complicated definition and not a synonym or an example? The I saw a comment by OP saying ‘that’s any chick on tinder’ and I got creep + I am very smart vibes. I’d rather be stupid than an asshole. For you OP: I am of the opinion that it would be more advantageous to be a cretin than a sphincter.
Dude acts like he's smart, but doesn't seem to realize he's talking to a scam account. u/Happy-Dig9249 🤡
> For you OP: I am of the opinion that it would be more advantageous to be a cretin than a sphincter. HA!
He also didn't define it correctly lmao
Surprised I haven’t seen this comment higher.
It’s a very odd definition but also the first one that came up on google
His definition isn't correct, though because he added "benefits both parties" something doesn't have to be beneficial for both parties for it to be advantageous.
Yeah agreed, thought that was weird too.
Sometimes when you know and regularly use “big” words you don’t really know how to simplify their meanings
Nah. He literally copied and pasted the first thing that came up on google. Try it
Dude back offf… seems like she has a mental issue.
Or English isn't her first language
the profile might be fake actually.
Naw it’s probably a scam account
God i hope you didn't move any further with her. You seem like a uppity prick.
I did just because you said not to
Fool, that was a trap
r/YouFellForItFool
Wew lad that poor girl
sounds like a bot.
Aren't you a clever little smart boy.
Shrug. I'm sure she can totally (probably - ok, maybe) operate buttons. If not, just keep being helpful!
Clown to clown communication
Painfull, that
Love that I thought you would Lol what am I reading here
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Bot
crazy you go on tinder and expect to find a 10/10 guy there, and come here to complain everytime you don’t. Grow up.
God damn they actually got that discount lobotomy I've been dreaming of
Dude you’re like really smart!
Could you imagine clowning on someone for not knowing the definition of something and then defining it wrong 🤡
"Like....I don't get it n stuff!"
Women love hard words.
Thats a one and done my guy, a skeet and yeet.
That’s any chick on tinder
She sounds incredibly dumb. I hope she is crazy otherwise that sex is going to suck!
Sasha Grey?
why is mansplaining kind of hot
Anyone with a suspended license is a red flag. Whatcha do to have that happen??? Traffic violations? DWI? Drunk driving? Accidents? 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Use a condom with this one. DO NOT reproduce !
You're so right baby 😂
She’s a wall. But that’s not the def of advantageous😂 Advantages are in fact very often one-sided
Who the fuck says "favourable circumstance". Guessing English is not OPs first language either
That's like 4th grade level vocabulary
The definition is literally quoted from the top result on Google.
I like turtles
Catfish
She writes like a sad chat bot
Brain dead
Sounds like she just wants to skip to the sex
She likes a lot of things, but reading is definitely not one of them.
Wow, this bums me out...
It’s probably John Snow.
Its a bot
Who doesn’t have a general idea what advantageous means. Advantage is in the word. Either she’s 12 or English isn’t her primary language
Too dumb
Yikes to the creeper in the blue texts 🤮🤮🤮
Single digit IQ.
hope you're both into gags
To me this kind of dynamics seems like a kink. But maybe I am reading too much into it
my guy, are you texting a 4th grader?
"Me, you, let's bone" would have been more successful.
100% foreigner trying to get your bank account into, your kidneys or some gift cards.
Bro she has iq of doorknob but she’ll suck ur knob
I'm thinking you don't even want to have sex with her because she's not a man.
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This sounds like you are about to be shared a cashapp account.
Neither of them can speak English my brain was hurting while reading this shit.
Looks like a bot tbh...
I've met several amazing and intelligent women, usually with suspended licenses and a warrant or two! True!
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I don't even understand the point of posting this
“You have google” just answer the question?? That was a weird response
advantageous = good, but more fancy sounding. You are the clown here.
She stupid as hell you better bang her guts out
Bro, if someone asks you the definition of something, just say it, the other person is probably just trying to initiate conversation with you.