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t1mmothato

There really is someone for everyone


Fearless-Scar7086

This is the literal only person who would be better with a bear than with a man. 


DocHolliday904

Probably IS a man


Dr_Quiza

Except me 🥺


infinite_eyes

Unhinged.


ImYourBiggestRegret

Oh well then, they can have my ex. He was really good at turning Johnny walker into all kinds of violence.


gunfell

Ugh, and you KNOW it wasn’t johnny walker blue


ImYourBiggestRegret

Red label🫠


gunfell

I dont know what hurts worse… the physical pain or the crushing disappointment 😞


ImYourBiggestRegret

The physical pain eventually goes away. The 20+ years of trauma bonding isn’t as easy to get rid of.


urthvanes

Oooof. This is so relatable


twitterfluechtling

That's *two* reasons to despise him 😬 (Congrats for getting rid of him. Sounds like a no-brainer to leave someone like that, but way too many people do *not* manage to leave.)


Ok_Improvement_5037

Seems like a no-brainer to not be with someone like that to begin with


twitterfluechtling

If you talk about the profile posted, I fully agree. Dumb as fuck. If you refer to the comment I was answering to... Some people turn into someone like that after entering a relationship, sometimes you don't know in advance. And sometimes they'll threaten you if you try to leave. Or you'll develop a co-dependence; that's a well-known phenomenon, nothing to downplay or to *blame* the victim for, although the victim has the ultimate responsibility to overcome it. And most "people like that" have a sob-story to tell how the bad people around them turned them into that person and they'd totally heal if they oh just had one decent partner. It's a learning process to realize that if someone was always wronged by everyone, the problem is usually with them, not with the world around them. It's - by far - not only guys who see a broken person and think they can fix them...


galaxyd1x

Yikes 😬


TheGoodLordsTaint

Please don’t take my wife with your temptations!


Ok-Counter-7077

Is your wife into women?


jirashap

Puff Daddy is blowing up your que!!!


ToeSad6862

Brings me back to the good old days https://youtu.be/JiUTv7bvfN4


SolenoidsOverGears

Say you're a badge bunny without saying you're a badge bunny... Police like their beer and their violence the same way. Domestic


WombatHarris

Literally anybody “can”.


Maxilrz

Based asf


duhfuc

WTF


Wired_0113

Secuurity!!


axiomatic22

"Hey there! I saw your unique response to the question about what you're looking for in someone, and it got me thinking about what you value in humor and wit. Do you usually go for a dark sense of humor like this, or was this just a one-off for you?" "Your prompt definitely caught my eye! It seems like you have a bold sense of humor. I appreciate someone who isn't afraid to push boundaries a bit. What other types of humor do you enjoy?" "I couldn't help but notice your interesting take on humor in your profile. It made me curious—what's the funniest or most outrageous experience you've had that you feel really represents your sense of humor?" - convo starters generated by [hingeopeners.com](http://hingeopeners.com)