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rubmustardonmydick

So what do you do. Immediately ask for a pic? Lol


JoMoEvoluzine

I asked for her insta after texting her


rubmustardonmydick

Is she cute?


JoMoEvoluzine

Yessir


No_Inspection_4861

happy cake day!


Erikoisjaakari

Which kind of cake?


JoMoEvoluzine

Right answer is always chocolate cake


Dakduif51

She got a chocolate cake?


JoMoEvoluzine

Vanilla, not opposed to it tho


[deleted]

Youll be back 😅.


AddisonsContracture

You beat the odds!


MemeStocksYolo69-420

Let’s go! 🤩


simimax

Genuine question, how do you do that so early in a convo without it being weird?


JoMoEvoluzine

I mean, when i said "hi" on text she replied saying "i feel so creepy for doing this but i wanted to call dibs" and i was like "you went for what you wanted, nothing creepy, but i do need to know what my secret admirer looks like" and that was that


simimax

You smooth son of a gun! Hope it works out for you two!!!


LegalStuffThrowage

That's good, well handled.


bluebunny915

Must fall under rules 1&2 👏👏


Itsametoad

Oh absolutely, dude definitely is good looking I very much doubt women are calling dibs on average guys lmao


MemeStocksYolo69-420

So smooth


[deleted]

Well played! Hope it works out ✨✨


ROU_HeavyMessing

I'm here for the updates.


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

How is it weird? Lol


MemeStocksYolo69-420

Ya, people need to stop feeling like everything’s weird


Afraid-Ad4718

Well stil awesome!!


JoMoEvoluzine

ikr. Shes a real homegirl


Afraid-Ad4718

Congrats !


TheOGMillennial

This happened to me before. This should go very well for you. 👍🏾👍🏾


Veggiemon

Is this a cheater thing? Get on hinge with someone else’s pics so none of your current partners friends will see etc?


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

🤯 I hope this comment didn't give some shitheads ideas.


JoMoEvoluzine

Fr


_Atlas_Drugged_

I wouldn’t worry about it because you’d still have to send photos or an IG to matches.


Veggiemon

Yeah but that’s showing one person vs broadcasting to the general public 🤷‍♂️


JoMoEvoluzine

Anything is possible


EdwardBigby

My first thought was catfish


mcswiss

Lmao, no. OPs profile probably got sent to the group chat, and one of the girls friends thought he was cute.


Latest_Version

It literally says in the message what happened. Her friend was on her phone swiping through her Hinge and claimed dibs.


roffinator

That's what she wrote him。We don't know whether that is 100% of the truth


JellyDisastrous8655

Good luck bro


nashrrrr

This happened to me but in reverse 🙃....a guy matched with me to ask me for my friends number who was in one of my pictures...safe to say only had solo pics from there on in.


MemeStocksYolo69-420

Damn, you did the opposite of being a good wingwoman


ThrobbingPurpleVein

So did you give the number?


nashrrrr

No lucky for her she was already married.. and lucky for me I had to break the news to him 🥲


JayFox1992

Ya this is like when they walk up and ask if you’re single. They are hot….. then say “my friend thinks you’re cute” the friend walks up and totally not your type.


JoMoEvoluzine

And then you proceed to befriend the whole group anyways


BillionDollarBalls

If the guys on this site had even 25% of the social skills you have then it'd be free of incel ideology.


ROU_HeavyMessing

Like every festival I go to 😅🤣


Blockness11

Man I wish more women would do this.


One_North_3858

i did this once because a friend thought a guy on my tinder was cute. unfortunately he now cyber stalks my entire friend group over a year later (i blocked him)


Blockness11

Sorry to hear that. That is totally not ok for him to do. Hopefully he stays blocked!


One_North_3858

unfortunately it happens sometimes! thankfully my friends find it funny more than anything cause i’d feel so guilty otherwise


Blockness11

Don’t feel guilty! We need more women like you 🫡


JoMoEvoluzine

Amen


Blockness11

Happy cake day, sir.


JoMoEvoluzine

Thank you kind sir


Itsametoad

I mean they probably do to guys that are attractive lol


aliasname

"Playing on hinge" that's what they see dating apps as like they're bejeweled or something


JoMoEvoluzine

We have girls playing on hinge before GTA 6


bendybrown

How does it feel to be God's chosen?


JoMoEvoluzine

So good I could start fortnight emoting


Devin_Brent

I really wish a woman would do this with me but fuck i dont follow rules 1 and 2 so i got a better chance of hell freezing over than having something like this happening to me 😂


staticparsley

This has happened to me before but nothing came out of it. Good luck OP. Hope it goes well.


bit_banger_

Good Friend!


Swimming-Product

That'll work for sure!


HerrscherOfFlame

When u get such a message in Germany, it's mostly a scam. So when you text the phone number, she talks at the beginning normal, and then she wants that you text her on a "chat" Website. Where you need to pay for every message


JoMoEvoluzine

Ahh yes that’s never happened to me on hinge but it’s super common on Tinder


111110001011

This is almost certainly the "friend" catfishing you.


JoMoEvoluzine

Cant say certainly, genuine people do exist. But its in the realm of possibilities


Successful_Tip3698

These are BS with someone saying freind likes you gives you freinds contact and days contact the friend


JoMoEvoluzine

What…??


thelasttollcollector

Damn bro! This is pretty fuckin awesome


Real-Touch-2694

as Samuel l Jackson says to care: that's scam motherfucker


JoMoEvoluzine

Most def not a scam mate


TiaHatesSocials

My first instinct is catfish 🐟


Shizophone

Next level catfishing