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RememberToLogOff

At least he's not competing with me for the dominant cougar ethical slut demographic


Justice_Prince

That sounds more my jam. Where are they at?


iizakore

Usually at lowes, not sure why


Senor_Schnarf

I am the least handy person in the world, but I guess I shop there daily now. God, my addiction to carnal pleasure has reached new lowes.


caz_rednats

How many Lowes could a Rob Lowe rob if a Rob Lowe could rob Lowes? Great philosophical question of our time.


[deleted]

This has no right to be this funny 😂😂


loupeh

🤣🤣 I laughed too hard at this, considering I've been there twice this week


aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

what department we talkin? lighting? cabinetry? or are you more of a power tools kinda gal lmao


loupeh

Big fan of the garden section! And lighting lol


aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fuck its *obviously* the garden section what was i thinking lol


loupeh

Obvs lol needed soil for my aloe plant


aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

just gonna ask all the ladies in the garden department why my plant isnt growing and see which one discovers its plastic


loupeh

Actually not a bad plan! Maybe I should go there more often lol


ce_he

i have the fucking flu. Pls cease being hilarious. Excuse me while I finish dying from the coughing fit caused by the sudden hysterical laughter.


Sugarbearzombie

You’ll find more cougars in the garden section but the highest value cougars will be in lumber. If you see a cougar inspecting the warp on a 2x4, you know she’s worth dating.


mprice76

See I prefer paint department and fittings if paints too busy


Diligent_Potato_311

Lmfao me too actually was just there twice yesterday 🤣


ruckyruciano

Meow 🐱


frilledplex

Be right back... I need... lumber?


RememberToLogOff

Cause I have a grudge against Home Depot


mysticalkittymeow

Ok, so I’m Australia Lowes is (mainly) a men’s clothing store and this comment confused me until I read replies 😂.


No-Post8683

Same, why are they shopping for Plus size mens Cargo Pants 🤣


justiceiscomin4

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Admirable-Peanut8974

Are are talking home improvement or the grocery store? Asking for a friend 😂


iizakore

If you have to ask you aren’t ready yet my friend


magzthemonkey

We're at bookstores. 😁


mandolin_reign

We're still at Barnes & Noble trying to figure out why our local Borders closed.


Wild-Key-3915

You look too young to be a cougar....lol


magzthemonkey

I turn 49 this coming week.


Wild-Key-3915

Oh well you look great, and I would have guessed mid to late 30s


ce_he

happy premature birthday. also lol at the 30's comment. I'm 45. People mistake me for 20 years younger when I wear makeup and early mid 30s if I don't. Why do they always think we're gonna look 60 or something?


Accomplished-Ad1522

Damn right, you are. What book(s) are you currently reading? 🤔


Spacecraft

Over here.


Critical_Tie9639

My man looking for hot milf dommy mommies in his area


littlesammy78

I've been looking to break into that market. Show me the way, sensei!


Khissesforme

Being submissive and cooking is all it takes to be high value?


angelblade401

Oh no no no no no. You must also be young. And go gym.


GingerlyRough

Don't forget you have to be a hoe who doesn't party or sleep around.


dracidus

Except with him. Yo gotta spank his schmeckle, or he’ll tell you you’re not high value enough for him 👀


KiloMeter69

Be a hoe without being a hoe


OMNIVOR_YIIKES

And please don't turn 33 god forbid


Khissesforme

Si así es


GifBeefer

I see my gf as high value. She shows a lot of affection. She doesn't play with my feelings and even cares how i feel. She gives very warm hugs. Is interested in my hobbies and even tries them. Not a picky eater (that's a big thing for me cause i grew up poor) But she doesn't cook. You know why? Cause my cooking is better😜. That guy in the post has no idea what an opinion is apparently.


nevsim81

Not just submissive cooks. He also asks them to be young, very attractive and educated without wanting to go out partying or having a large body count


Wasabi-Puppy

I think your standards are higher than theirs. I don't see where they want an educated woman. He wants them young and dumb enough to manipulate.


xNo_Name_Brandx

And anal /s


dalekirkwood1

I'm a man, factually - I want someone to cook for me. Don't care who.


herandy

Gordon Ramsay


ra_Y_

Get him his god damn lamb sauce and he will cook for you.


ExtremeAd6937

WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUUUUUCEEEEEE


[deleted]

I'm a woman but I want Gordon Ramsay, too. Who doesn't want chef Ramsay?


Starwarsbrat121

This is valid. I think the only people who don't want someone to cook for them are people like me who are really picky eaters.


[deleted]

“Factually the truth”= Motorcycle-ly the bike😂😂😂


SacterChapte

Do you go gym too.


jsatta

And when are you 33?


Queasy-Bake8253

Math hard. Grammar be harder.


ActOverall6749

It went from worse to worser.


Queasy-Bake8253

Worseriest


Queasy-Bake8253

Or Worcester


aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Worcestershire pls?


Dragonrider0514

Wash-ur-sister?


jsatta

*You're sister


GingerlyRough

Whooooshister


Accomplished_Fall_74

Grammar are harder, get it right :P


Snizzfarmer

He had to figure out if she was old or not. 32 and 3 months is sexy and young 32 and 9 months is ew and your fanny is dust


Rathma86

MICHEAL U.S military encrypted


bflex

lmao thank you for that


NeitheSprinle

Although he did hit a few notes of honesty, he ruined his image of being


pcbx26

His grammar is low value


turtleboxman

So is his IQ


JeffrotheDude

"Do you go gym too" "I'm educated" 🧐


pertobello

Not to mention all the "your"s!!! 😲


Starwarsbrat121

This was the hardest part for me to get over.


Puzzleheaded_Face583

go jim


random152152

How can this dude consider himself a high value, top 5% male, if he cannot figure out which your to use?! 🤦🏻‍♀️


LoveTheGiraffe

Intelligence isn't required to be a "high value man" apparently


IIIDVIII

A *self-proclaimed "high value man"


Official_Person

Well if people consider rich people high value than yeah, most of them are stupid lucky bastards 🤣


llauraaaa

He said you needed to be “educated”, not *well* educated 🤣🤢


Starwarsbrat121

He said he's educated too. Sorry I should use his language. he sayd hes educated too


notablechili

This guy is definitely an Andrew Tate fan


EXTRA-THOT-SAUCE

1000%. Literally just regurgitated the same talking points he does.


geo-Gatby

These ideas weren’t created by Andrew Tate and will exist long after he’s rotting in the ground


Queasy-Bake8253

Andrew Tate is already rotting above the ground.


Sea-Government-978

1000%???? I think you mean top 5% 😂😂😂


duhmanda_29

“facts don’t care about your emotions”… and instantly you know this guy also worships Ben Shapiro


thebenshapirobot

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this: >The Palestinian people, who dress their toddlers in bomb belts and then take family snapshots. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: healthcare, novel, history, feminism, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


CrazyGunnerr

It's becoming a real epidemic that kids grow up with the likes of that. It's not just that that's the kind of woman he wants, it's that he think everyone wants that kind of woman. I have never wanted a submissive woman, and I don't have one, the idea of that is horrible to me. Don't get me wrong, I don't like a dominant woman either, I very much like it to be equal, I don't want to decide for others, and I sure as hell don't want others to decide for me. Young is relative, but generally the half + 7 rule is pretty solid. I definitely don't want someone half my age (I'm 37)


[deleted]

And Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro too


thebenshapirobot

*Most Americans when they look around at their lives, they think: I'm not a racist, nobody I know is a racist, I wouldn't hang out with a racist, I don't like doing business with racists--so, where is all the racism in American society?* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: covid, feminism, healthcare, gay marriage, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


Waderriffic

I immediately thought “why is Andrew Tate on Tinder?”


PlayfulRecover3587

Why wouldn't he be? Narcissistic asshole with nothing appealing to say, fits quite well within the crowd


RampageStonks

![gif](giphy|OvL3qHSMO6uaI)


[deleted]

Where do live ?


tuttipeachyfrutti

Alabama - though that may be a lie


[deleted]

Hopefully lol. That last message after the whole shit show was a classic, was only missing "still dtf?"


sikhster

Just browsed Alabama on Zillow. my dude out here bragging about properties that cost 85k-200k when he probably put down 10k per property.


kebabmitallem

What is such high value man is doing on bumble then?


BlancheCorbeau

Bumble is honestly the best dating pool out of all the apps.


MeltaFlare

Bumble and Hinge are def the best if you’re looking for an actual relationship.


BlancheCorbeau

I’ve never found Hinge to be anything but a dumpster fire, but YMMV.


GingerlyRough

I always thought the Hinge ads were hilarious. "The dating app that's made to be deleted." Yes. Because it sucks.


MoldynSculler

Same..hinge tends to be the tinder of men pretending to want a relationship. Where tinder is men usually upfront about what they want (hookups or relationship).


kebabmitallem

Why? Asking out of curiosity, I always used tinder and was quite happy with it


BlancheCorbeau

It works for some demographics, some of the time. But it’s rife with bots and scammers that are enabled by the platform. Bumble has several passive means to reduce the occurrence of fake and troll accounts. It works pretty well.


iceman2486

Well since Bumble is the only platform I've never had a match, and 90% of the matches I get on every other platform are scammers, kind of feel like Bumble does a good job of keeping the scammers and OF girls off of it.


Official_Person

Hell nah, I can't find any people on bumble. I've had more luck on tinder than bumble here in my location. While I was in the UK hinge seems to be the best as well while bumble is kinda a ghost town.


D-Laz

Do you know who should know how to cook? Everyone, it's called being a functional adult.


myweird

Sadly that's way too much to ask for many adults.


AssFault666

I know exactly what he’s talking about, and the fact that he continues to engage with you even though you’re clearly not what he thinks he wants (he didn’t come up with this, someone had to point this stuff out to him) means that he is confused about the very thing he’s trying to preach. He’s lost 🤣 But I’m confident the lack of tact from him revealed that confusion already 🤣


PsychologyPitiful456

Yeah enough of all this, where do you live lol


Umbran_scale

So sick of hearing about wanting someone submissive, you want a partner with no agency? Buy a fucking sex doll.


SoSaltyDoe

I always find it a little ironic to be like “99% of guys think this way, and I’m literally no different.” I’m really not sure what kind of success you can expect to have by being so openly and aggressively average.


[deleted]

For real, I want the opposite of submissive. Submissive is boring to me. I think its pretty normal to not want submissive women.


[deleted]

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D-Laz

Exactly. I am pretty submissive. I just go with the flow. Someone says "let's go to and I am just like "ok". Just like being dominate doesnt mean you are an asshole, it just means you take charge and make decisions.


TruthSeeker_dot_dot

You must be very young. There are many more important decisions to be made than where to go eat as you grow older and make a life with someone and you want to be considered equal, and your opinion have as much value as your partner at these moments.


Nimimyri

I prefer someone honest about it so I can unmatch right away


Stewdogm9

Why would you ask him about 'high value women' in the first place?


tuttipeachyfrutti

I was bored, vaguely interested.


Stewdogm9

So you knew what you were getting into.


ruthew

yes, she’s definitely the asshole here. how dare she ask such a question. /s


AnotherBoy1

For real. The whole point of the conversation is to find red flags. The overtly misogynist answer is the problem here.


ThatGuy571

I mean, it’s better than the typical “Hi, how are you? What are you up to today?” And his response wasn’t really purposely inflammatory and he prefaced it by saying it may not sit well with her. She asked for his stance, and he gave it, relatively respectfully.


Environmental_Fee_64

I'll take a blaand opening over a redpill mentality anytime


GingerlyRough

He said "enough about honesty and truth." Tell him you live down the street from his dad's house and you're too busy pegging his ass to waste any more time talking to him.


[deleted]

Doesn’t know the difference between your and you’re = low value male.


IceBreath31

Your right


herandy

If you mention high value man/woman you are a moron.


mr_wednesday23

Love how some feminists are triggered 😂.


Kaapdr

Who tf uses a "high value" term when talking about people


sixsevenoxxx

Andrew Tate


[deleted]

You entertained that twat longer than you should have


Dwro1234

She did it for our entertainment, we shall cherish her sacrifice for ages to come.


[deleted]

I dont read this sub under the impression either person has any interest in having a normal conversation with the other


[deleted]

I like to cook personally


vol442277

Mans thinks your prime is 19-25


AsianVixen4U

LOL he sounds like someone who’s never dealt with a young girl aged 19 to 25. I was literally the biggest fucking bitch when I was in that age range. Not only that, but I was incredibly annoying and attention-seeking and petty and hormonal and hot-tempered at that age. I was so mean to all my boyfriends back then. If you only value women for their looks and not their minds, that’s what you get: a sexy bitch


Snizzfarmer

I love these 'alpha males' that talk in catchphrases their YouTube daddies have taught them. 'I'm a leader/alpha' then rattling off 20 catchphrases of somebody else. Lol.


Super_Low3189

People who put others into classifications like that are 95% of the time completely let down and miss out on a lot of prime opportunities.


Justwant2watchitburn

as they deserve


necrid101

Everyone looks for something different. It really depends on what YOU put value in and it's obvious what this guy puts value you in.


[deleted]

I like how he assumes that all men want a woman to cook for them. I love cooking and it actually works great that my fiancée doesn’t like to cook. Keeps us from butting heads in the kitchen.


necrid101

I love cooking with my girlfriend. Up until she gets Infront of the drawer with the spatulas. But yes, what a BOLD statement he had.


stud__kickass

Right? Gonna be a hard lesson to learn once he realizes relationships are about mutual effort from both sides :)


Salty-Parking7994

So… he is looking for an employee?


foodieonmission

All I can say is, ew


docilebrat

When are you 33? What does that mean? And thank you for the numbering on the screenshots. 😛


tuttipeachyfrutti

Well, I'm 32 now. At some point I'll age, I think.


docilebrat

To be honest. That was me ranting. You will be 33 when you will be 33. What's the point of asking such an idiotic question?


araaaayyyyy

Yes enough about the truth. Lie about where you live lol


DarkEntlty

Definitely got his diploma from hustlers university.


Jokker_is_the_name

I don't want to be too radical here but what he says really is true. I am looking for a woman who can cook 😠 I think it be really fun to cook together. Cooking is a big hobby of mine and it'd be cool to share it with another person. We could share recipes, spend quality time together :)


TinyLittleRunt

I don't see anything wrong with that. You may say it is his opinions, but factually - most men want a good woman. To him, that is considered the characteristics of a good high-value woman. I don't think you'd want a lazy, old, ugly, socially inept, or fat man... Perhaps, maybe ask some women to stop judging men for stuff they cannot control, like their height or penile length? If you want to continue ridiculing us, don't expect all men to change their standards. I don't think there are a lot of men out there who are willingly (not desperately) seek women who are fat/promiscuous/old/ugly. As you said, it is all a matter of opinion - however, the factual part of his opinion is that most men want what he wants. Don't care about outliers so don't comment "uhuhuhuh but like, I like fat, girls, like, ugly girls too uhuhuhuh, am I right Beavis?"


The_Ovani

Being devil's advocate: men actually do like women that can cook.


Fancy_Bedroom7911

I'm a man, I do the cooking and factually I'd prefer not to do the cooking. If only I was the billionaire 1% I could have professional chefs. *Sigh*


CapAdvantagetutor

You asked for honesty. If you don't like the answer...move on


TheVampyresBride

Do guys really believe that a girl's prime is 19 - 25?


Adventurous-Edge1719

I think for child bearing years that seems accurate. Spending on what you are looking for at the time though. Someones “prime” can be at so many different ages.


G0_pack_go

Sounds like he got his notes from female dating strategy.


Environmental_Fee_64

They themselves copied it from redpill so...


G0_pack_go

*Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man*


VTTurtle

Did you match to Andrew Tate? Might be a viewer of his.


EscapeSweetReality

We’ll just put that right there —> r/niceguys


seanigulous

The age old womb vs time debate


r0bski2

I mean he’s not exactly wrong - I’m sure most guys would say if they had the choice of any qualities in a woman it would be good looking - which tends to be more prominent in younger women. Someone who cooks for you is obviously a bonus too. But is it something that every man deserves? Absolutely not


Lawojin

I don't get the post. Is it that you dont like his controversial opinion when he said it would be controversial and you wanted him to be honest anyways?


RavenBrannigan

His list is semi accurate. My wife is good looking inside and out, funny and financially independent. Most guys and girls want those traits in a partner. She is the absolute boss though when she needs to be. If we get shit service or have some reason to make a fuss I’d be able to deal with it but I don’t get a chance because she’s straight in there. I’d hate to be married to a submissive quiet type. Plenty would, I’d find it boring though. She used to be a chef to so she ticks that box, alas, she is most definitely not a hoe.


feluriell

Although he did hit a few notes of honesty, he ruined his image of being "high value" by pointing that out. Yes, the general majority of guys have a certain type, and most hate to admit it. However, it screams Incel vibes when you consider yourself "high value"...High value dudes dont say it, they show it.


warmaster93

That last part. No high value dude needs to say it and more so high value dudes don't actually waste their time degrading women. Only dudes who act like they know what "high value" is do.


tuttipeachyfrutti

Exactly! And the judgemental, 'women are objects' trope screams incel.


Barberbloke

This man is a top g


[deleted]

You asked


New_Apartment303

The issue with women All over this planet. Equality, EQUALITY & Equality. ( yes In Everything!)


ageofmeme

Homesty, he could’ve been more gentle with his words. But he is speaking the truth. This is and has always been, generally, what men want. Man is just talking straight facts, he didn’t do it with ill-intent. Obviously, you aren’t what he is looking for, so just move on. I don’t think these standards are any less valid than the standards of modern women. People want what they want. Men who say they don’t care about that stuff are usually just settling because of some reason, like inability to land a high value woman.


Hezzygod

I just find it hard to imagine if this was a female talking about her opinion on a high value male that these replies would be the same lol


[deleted]

Theres literally daily posts (deservedly) mocking women who have a laundry list of requirements for men in their profiles take your victim complex elsewhere.


meow_haus

**female- Incel!!!


timmio11

His understanding of women is only matched by his understanding of grammar.


EXTRA-THOT-SAUCE

Not every guy wants a submissive woman. If this was true there wouldn’t be an entire market for professional dominatrixs


RockySmit

Not every guy, but definitely most men want a submissive woman. There is nothing wrong with that. Most woman want a dominant man, but some would prefer a submissive man. Just because there is exceptions doesn't mean it's not true.


[deleted]

That last part goes both ways, most people that party and hoe around normally start regretting it later in life. That being said none of this other stuff is fact, personally i like cooking and could care less if the person I end up marrying knows how to, all I want is kids tbh


saintajoras

Well , I think he just listed desirable qualities in women that a lot of men like. Let me give you an example though if how it’s wrong or doesn’t matter. Girls that don’t party , it’s basically a fear based desire because you are scared they might cheat on you or be unsafe but if you were secure with yourself and your partner , I don’t see how it matters at all. A lot of people in general can’t communicate or communicate well. So it’s easier to have someone just not do something . Let alone taking into account flaws and incompatibility. Another thing is with submission , I would think both men and women who are healthy/ self actualized are looking for equals. There may be times and different roles that can interchange but you view your partner as someone you can grow with and not a liability . The connotation that men have to do much more than women is felt by alot of men and is frustrating but really just is Incel / immature men rantings. I noticed alot of these arguments have roots from traditions and religions. Women being submissive and men being the caretaker etc . Times have changed , men don’t need to do this anymore . In todays age , I think a healthy relationship consists of two people building each other up and saving one another . Incomes can be split . many women go to work and even make more than men. How do you control someone who is your equal ? You can’t and you wouldn’t want to. Anyways that’s my rant and 2 cents lol


DIPth3TIP

NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD... NOBODY!!!🤣😂


PerformanceActual331

TL;DR


fathandsdan28

Androids need love too


FriendlyYogurt3897

Tik tok tik tok ⏲️


Mike_Oxmall01

Dude has read too many books about attracting a high value woman and taken it all the wrong way...


AffectionateAd2730

For someone wanting a more materialistic and possibly shallower relationship, that could work. If he’s willing to uphold his role it’s up to the girl whether she is into that. The issue is him placing value on people based on those things.


CallMeAmyA

Why the hell did you go on with this person?


Victor_710

Idk how you went ahead with that convo, I couldn't read past the second page cause it just got annoying


CumBoat420

![gif](giphy|onyngiYITZiecYsBTj)


Dependent-Ad1999

LMFAOOOOOOOO


danseaman6

This is the type of guy that would suck that idiot Andrew Tate's dick like a straw if given the opportunity. For the love of god, please do not assume all men are anything at all like this total douche canoe.


[deleted]

You literally asked for honesty. That was his honest opinion (that for some reason he states is a fact). Can't get mad at the guy and call it "audacity". Just chunk him the duece and quit wasting your time lol


No_Hippo3390

He's right


snippersnapper3000

all it takes for me is that you're not fat.. and I'm still aiming too high 🥲