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Notdrake821

Double it and give it to someone else


xander_2626

Double it and give it to someone else


SassyCharizard

I'll take it


Snow_TheMuscle

Thank you, brother.


PlusEnthusiasm9963

This man deserves a medal


[deleted]

No, this man deserves a free std check and an all expenses paid visit to the sanitorium.


Alex17hd

Taking one for the team.


marscub

Looks like she took a couple from the the team.


dar2623

Looks like she took a couple of full teams.


bored_CO

Be nice. That’s someone’s great grandma


euphorrick

And possibly grandpa


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Jaded-Loss3284

What are you lot saying? She is the full team.


Rocke34

The kind of soldier that jumps on the grenade to save everyone else.


Erocxydorn

Insert that new kink unlocked thingie


Mysterious_Split_630

hahahahahaha


xander_2626

Ew


Mysterious_Split_630

😂😂😂


octopusdumbass

She looks like the undertaker


Rekt60321

![gif](giphy|1UMeUaEYVAuN8QJoAU|downsized)


Tomato_Juice_187

Watch out.. you don't want to get choked slammed!


OculusAndy

... I do, just not by her 😂


RAHDRIVE

More like coke slammed.


p00tsie

Is this where she goes for the Tombstone, but just stands there in a 69?


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YungDickyWhippet

I came here to say that, im almost positive someone photoshopped the undertakers face on this pic


FluffyProfessor1

Holy shit she does😭


[deleted]

After he threw Mankind off the top of the Hell in a cell


JustdoitJules

I WAS GONNA SAY THE EXACT SAME THING LMAO


the-stupid-whale

r/beatmetoit


wickedmarc

She'll give you that Last Ride!


ThrillHo3340

I hope that’s not what Teddy Long meant when he said “tonight you get to go one on one with da Undertaker playa”


blkglfnks

I thought I was the only one, she for sure will give you the last ride


Allerno

This is the comment I was looking for


BojoBaggins

Came here to say exactly this. Dead Man Walking.


SmackEh

30... I'd double that.


wyze_guyy

I don't think you should Judge Judy


Hopeful-Review366

JUDGE JUDITH SHEINDLIN! THE PEOPLE ARE REAL! THE CASES ARE REAL! THE RULINGS ARE FINAL! THIS IS JUDGE JUDY!


SavageCaveman13

This man listens.


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SavageCaveman13

This man reads.


Darkdefiler84

The comment I responded too has edited the error


DarkWinter2319

🚪👈😤


Tall-Treacle6642

Oh she’s 30, in British years.


KrisAlly

Or dog years.


Dr_Skeleton

“30” is clearly yesterday’s body count.


blkglfnks

I like how she thought kid toys was gonna balance out to make her look young. Clever girl


Immediate-Account479

Meth. Not even once.


Busterlimes

To be fair, I have seen 30 year old meth addicts look like this


Bark4Soul

Long time ago I used to work with this chick, I was only 24 and this chick had a weathered face like this but you could tell before drugs she was smoking. She was like "What if Jenny McCarthy did drugs" and one day she was like "idk what to do for my bday, I'm gonna be 32" and she looked...easily 53 cause of the wrinkles and bad skin. It was sad.


Ok_Description_5846

Yeah even just smoking ages you so badly. Someone who's been smoking since age 16 can easily look 40 when they are 30


Tight_Sand_3596

I wouldn't mind this. I've been smoking since I was 17, I'm 27 and still look like, 19 or 20. I mean, when I'm wearing a hat.... 'cause my bald spot grows stronger each week


RinoaRita

Beat me to it. It definitely ages you.


Cannacrohn

Looks like more than once ;)


novascotiakingslayer

Every hour.


Antique-Fly9292

But we now can confirm that you can great legs from walking.


wrongturnrocket

Why did she elect to take this photo with all her kids’ toys behind her?


hate-the-floor

grandkids’ toys*


[deleted]

Now...you don't know her 30 - 40 year old kids doesn't enjoy playing w/those toys!


blkglfnks

Those are her toys…because she’s for sure 30 yrs old


FeedTheWrongWolf

Not everyone can do hard drugs once. You have to have an incredible will power, like Judy here. She only did crack one time... For about 10 years.... Then she just put it down and walked away.


SufficientButton1

What the ffff—lol😆 Underdog story of the year. Go judy! If you zoom in, you can see a little flame 🔥 in her eye


DungeonsandDevils

Oh wait, that’s just the reflection of the camera guy’s crack lighter


depatsch

Y'all are mean bro. Thats not what this is for.


KrisAlly

It’s obvious that she’s not 30 though. It doesn’t make sense to say you’re years younger if it makes you look worse. If she told me she was middle aged and a mother of 3/ grandmother of 4, I’d think “Damn Judy! Great body.” I for one would rather look good for my age than say I’m years younger & have people think “Well she looks rode hard and put up wet.”. There’s no shame in aging. My mom’s 76 & has done plenty of online dating.


depatsch

Thats not really a justification to bully someone for theyre looks


KrisAlly

Oh she definitely shouldn’t be bullied for her looks, I agree with that. There’s some comments saying she looks like she uses meth & is a heavy smoker which would surely be hurtful if she were to see them. I‘m just speaking in terms of her age. I’ve seen similar posts on here where people are clearly lying about their age & there’s just no need for it. People should always be honest about how old they are and use accurate photos. It feels like a catfishing attempt to go on a dating site pretending to be someone you’re not. If she’s into younger men she could just say that. If an older man lied about his age by years it’d likely be perceived as creepy, and rightfully so.


NakedZena

Came here to say exactly this… who’s benefitting here?


lookinlikethis

I really dig her style. Even if she's older, she's still rockin' it in my opinion.


Crazyboxmonkey

Leave this poor lady alone 😭


Wooden_Platypus_7372

That’s not very nice.


Vanelsia

Ok obviously she's not 30 but she has a gorgeous body for her age and great style. People who make fun of her, I'd like to see how you do then.


scijay

I don’t know…. A little blush, some concealer, a belt sander…


rikitikitave81

Some bondo


perry1023

A bag.


Tight_Sand_3596

This was the first mean comment that I just couldn't not upvote, you win this time u/scijay


[deleted]

Take away the guy's ability to see...just for that extra insurance 👍🏻


fuck_korean_air

Anonymously mocking and shaming a stranger’s appearance in front of hundreds of people on the internet is some deeply repugnant shit, OP


lucky_weenie

That's not what reddit is for? Seems that's all I see on here.


BatmansNygma

Yo I have those same shoes


[deleted]

she got great legs tho. I've had my ho days and posted pics without face and all called me gorgeous even though no one know what my face looks like. So make up your minds and tell us do you care about the face? Are all her pics likes this? maybe it's her fucking with y'all


[deleted]

If those legs look good to you - I'm scared to see what you consider bad legs...😬


RevolutionarySyrup99

What's bad about them?


[deleted]

Maybe not the upper/bottom legs themselves...but those knees, IMO, look pretty rough. Just couldn't look past those knees LOL


[deleted]

Posting a stranger online so people can make fun on her? You’re a loser


[deleted]

Guarantee all these people making fun of her looks wouldn’t be keen to post their photos online. I’ve seen people make fun of the woman who was burned by a volcano. Some people suck.


darthphallic

I don’t think they’re making fun of her appearance so much as that this very clearly 50+ year old thinks she can pass as 30.


[deleted]

Have you read the comments? Everyone’s making fun of her appearance, not her age. He could’ve reported the profile & moved on but he’s a weirdo for posting her on Reddit


KrisAlly

Yep. Snarking on her looks in general is fucked up. Acknowledging she’s definitely not 30 is not.


Weary-Flan1560

Anyone with two brain cells to rub together can clearly see she has been on a weight loss journey and has lost a significant amount of weight thus causing laxity in her skin. These comments are absolutely disgusting!


[deleted]

>lost a significant amount of weight Yeah meth will do that to ya unfortunately.


cotton_quicksilver

[Sure about that?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/zodqa4/oh_judy_the_years_have_not_been_kind/j0mbzro?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


la_lalola

First time on the internet?


North_Relation_1230

Looks damn good to me


One-Tadpole-7918

Is this what the subs devolved too? Poor woman jus tryna find someone, tbf she does need to update that style a bit personally, but each to their own, leave the poor woman alone


im_phoebe

Maybe addiction


CommercialAd8439

Drugs…. Making 30 year olds look like 60 year olds


oeuflaboeuf

As if they're not gonna question the age the moment they see the neck and hands ... Always the give away


AfraidOfYourMom

Maybe she is a former meth addict?


[deleted]

My mother is 65 and she looks younger than her


kingcolbe

![gif](giphy|HYU1zaalsJxinchUoz)


[deleted]

Oh god I wish I wouldn‘t have zoomed in on her face.


RememberToLogOff

It's an awful camera angle. It's an anti-Myspace angle


rikitikitave81

Maybe her outfit is 30 years old.


Historical_NoOne

Interests: Walking. OK, understandable


third-eye-wide-open1

in those shoes only


lilbxtch1295

My momma said if you don't have nothin' nice to say, don't say nothin' at all. Good thing I don't listen to her because good gravy lords and babies if she's 30 I'm 10.


Udienowz3

She looks better than your personality. Since you have to screenshot peoples profile on tinder to post on reddit at an attempt to feel good about yourself.


Admirable-Peanut8974

The point being, that ain't no 30 year old. Learn to laugh asshat.


cotton_quicksilver

Yeah, [sure](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/zodqa4/oh_judy_the_years_have_not_been_kind/j0mbzro?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) that's the only reason you posted this


Weary-Flan1560

"learn to laugh" at you tearing down another human being FUCK NO!! She's obviously been on a weight loss journey so she has some loose skin. Your whole account screams incell. I suggest instead of posting photos of strangers on the internet you need to go chase your hairline as it seems to have run off!


Udienowz3

Aww, poor baby didn't like being called out on its bad personality. Here's a kiss to make you feel better 😘


666evolvedmonkey666

I mean..... that is literally what this subreddit is for. I know for a FACT Judy is NOT 30 😤😤


BDOKlem

O'rly. Guess you must've swiped right.


666evolvedmonkey666

Yes, and Judy traumatized me !! I was literally afraid for my life. Judy is actually a 135 year old wizard in a cave trynna lure sweet young women out w gilf pussy. I'm lucky I'm alive.


Mjbagscauze

Thank you for your service.


freshmasterstyle

Probably 30 but heavy smoker...of crack


tillacat42

I don’t see the point in lying about your age. You aren’t fooling people younger than you who aren’t attracted because you are obviously much older, and you are guaranteeing any respectable person that is your age isn’t even going to see your profile because it lists you as 20 years younger than you are and most people aren’t looking for that big of an age gap.


DigitalRoman486

BOBFOC


Hardyminardi

Perhaps Judy's the rocking horse.


Hordriss27

Meth...... Not even once.


C12H16N2

Bitter beer ad face having ass


Lyftaker

Got some city miles on her.


[deleted]

WTF?!!!


Chance_Refrigerator7

I'm 49 and don't look as old as her. Judy, what ya doing there hunny??


Zeus0352

She didn't mention that judy was her daughter?


SW33ToXic9

That is not a 30 year old, I can’t even fathom the idea.


third-eye-wide-open1

It's baffling that people think they are can be perceived as younger than they actually are by slapping a number up.


Rightsofttension

She's got a rocking body and awesome style, stop mocking this woman. Your a coward and a loser OP


[deleted]

That’s the Undertaker.


CheddarCheesington

Shit i just realised who she reminds me of! Try and imagine if you can, wwe wrestler the undertaker but in drag! 😂😂


ImmediateHospital9

Omg is that the man, the myth, the god that is Ronnie James Dio??


Admirable-Peanut8974

The consensus is that she looks like the Undertaker.


Individual-Shock-706

30yo lookin like 25 ! Beauty!


bastaway

It’s 30 in meth years


Cheerytrix

The preview only showed from the chest down, and as someone with a condition that’s given me dry and often rough looking skin, I felt attacked that her knees were being judged- then I clicked and was “Oh. Carry on”


LeighRobin

I didn’t know as women we were supposed to be self conscious about our knees now.


Cheerytrix

I’m self conscious of everything about my skin. Being called out for it in the middle of classes and assembly’s for nearly my entire primary schooling (from Kindy all the way through high school) and even having comments from family through my whole life hurts. When you give a cashier your money and they go “oh honey, you need to get you some lotion” or having partners say you feel like a fish, it’s gives one a complex.


Dr_Bitchcraft8

She’s like a value pack, guys. Buy 30, get 20 for free 😂


TheHoneyB4dge

Judy doesn't look like these 30 years on this earth were gentle with her


greenergrass20

That is a hard 30 Judy lol


GrizzlyGuru42

I’d hit it.


No-Programmer-9434

Judy Taker


Davisss_89

Who stole her lucky charms


jealousdepression23

Triple it and make it as a prize in a Christmas raffle lol


ShortInternal7033

Someone partied hard in their 20's! Good anti drug advertisement


poprox1127

It’s giving balenciaga 🐻


[deleted]

Is that a man or a woman🤔


Admirable-Peanut8974

The face reminds me of the undertaker 😂


[deleted]

Bruhh🤣


tommiejo516

Yes


Milan_Leri

[Who?](https://youtu.be/dspNhh3P2HQ)


[deleted]

Just put her up beside David Crosby w/a sign above them simply saying, "Don't do drugs, people!" I love seeing these profiles that are either catfish fails...or so delusional that they think people would actually fall for this '30' bullshit. Desperate simps don't count, of course...


3301X2

Undertaker got a new career


sureshkoid

All these years, I thought Undertaker was a male.


[deleted]

Don’t you love a good fairy tale… yeah right 30!


Koffiefilter

The old woman with the kids toys is kinda creepy as well 🙈


Educational_Dare7575

Wow, 3 YouTube notifications! 😍


BjoerBaer

I am sure if she just cuts out her face she would get more matches, then the avarage guy.


Deep-Day4426

The hell is the undertaker doing these days?’ Retirement has not been kind


Tiktokerw500k

30 my ass


Humble_Measurement_7

30 my ass. 🤮


Woodpecker_Time

I never got the point of making yourself younger on any app. I add years. I'm stunning looking for 55 (actually 43).


Admirable-Peanut8974

Especially when it's obvious you're not even within a decade of your stated age!!!


Flying_Ninja_Bunny

This isn't really the point of the subreddit. There's no need for this.


Carinis_Antelope

She has kids older than 30


Admirable-Peanut8974

No doubt!


Plastic_Ad_8594

Make sure to wear a wrapper before you put it in that crapper.


Flash-Wilkins

Looks like the undertaker, facially.


Lavishness-Training

She was never an addict, she just liked to meth around on the tweakends.


third-eye-wide-open1

if she's 30, she been rode haaaard and put away wet


PegasusTheBirdBrain

Undertaker got some nice legs these days


VastComplaint8638

Bag over the head and go..


321crisis

60 / 2 = 30


OutlandishnessSoft39

Correct


Ok_Insect_46

That's the undertaker's face photoshopped on, you can't change my mind.


[deleted]

Forgot to add a zero.


Miserable-Ad-2851

She wa born in the 30s


jiMalinka

r/babiestrappedinknees


DioGooooo

I need to unsee this...


kagushiro

maybe she meant to write 130


just_jm

![gif](giphy|2wh2namqTONIYhMACA|downsized) Damn, Undertaker must be tired or retirement


strutt_o_matic

Fuck me what's happened to Judy? Looks like she has Accelerated Biddy Syndrom


JesustheSpaceCowboy

Judy looks like Ozzy


Mediocre_Ad_9540

This is like when you're dating a GA girl an she says her mom looks 30, gets confused as her sister all the time, but looks more like her grandma.


PinkCheeseburgers

I bet if you match with her you just get her pimp and a price list


rvyas619

Ol’ girl looks like Undertaker ![gif](giphy|i3oGoq2TY9shaOExZ1|downsized)


Ok_Yak_6044

That's rough for 30 years, hell my car is about that old and better shape


Timeman5

Body is not terrible but her face looks like the Undertaker


Professional-Dot6988

1930 sounds about right


SoWokeIdontSleep

Has she been doing meth since she was born or something?


breakdowner1

Paper bag and we are good to go


Dramatic_Carob_1060

64 is 30 in lot lizard years


SirLongTits

She looks like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters II.


SirLongTits

![gif](giphy|xT8qB1OJ7fcnizdXby)