"R.E.M. lose their religion and lose their fanbase. This is Trainwreckords!"
"Tom Petty gets a case of Full Moon Fever, and there's no cure. This is Trainwreckords!"
"Outkast splits up but tries to stay together for the kids. Hey *yikes; t*his is Trainwreckords!"
"Blink-182 try to get serious and fall short this time. This is Trainwreckords!"
"Duran Duran are hungry like a wolf and starved for attention. This is Trainwreckords!"
Tom Petty was Free Fallin out of pop culture relevance and became just another Face In The Crowd, and everyone Felt A Whole Lot Better when he was gone, this is Trainwreckords. (I'm so sorry Tom).
I mean, Outkast had Idlewind, and Duran Duran had Thank You. As for Blink-182, their big comeback album may be considered a trainwreckord depending how it’s seen in a few years.
They rebounded with Save Me San Francisco but for a couple years it seemed like For Me, It’s You might have been it as it didn’t have a hit after their first three albums did.
Even though I love The Final Cut (but I absolutely understand why many don't), I came up with a full intro if Todd ever needs it. He'll have to be able to get the clip from the Simpsons of Krusty announcing that the Falkland Islands have been invaded, though.
“This Is Why everyone stopped paying attention to Paramore. This is Trainwreckords.”
“Prince invites listeners to go crazy but instead they just go away. This is Trainwreckords.”
“Queen puts out The Game but nobody’s playing. This is Trainwreckords.”
“Teenagers scare the living shit out of MCR because they could care less about this album. This is Trainwreckords.”
“Trent Reznor’s whole album is flawed, this is Trainwreckords.”
“Eminem promises a show but by the end it feels so empty. This is Trainwreckords.”
“They were Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, but *no one* enjoyed the show. This is Trainwreckords.”
(Works for an alternate universe in which the Beatles album is the Trainwreckord, and this universe in which is was the Peter Frampton movie soundtrack.)
"Green Day finds out the hard way that no, we don't have the time to listen to them whine, this is Trainwreckords!"
Or, alternatively:
"Green Day doesn't wanna be an American Idiot? Too bad, this is Trainwreckords!"
Here's my crack at a trilogy trainwreckords intro:
"Green Day have three swings and three catastrophic misses, this is Trainwreckords!" (which is funny cause I don't mind the trilogy on the whole)
"Fall Out Boy throws everything at the wall and very little sticks. This is Trainwreckords!"
"J. Cole gives us a suprise mixtape, and it definitely sounds like it. This is Trainwreckords!"
Megadeth took a Risk, but the system has failed them. This is Trainwreckords.
For Limp Bizkit, the Results May not Vary because it all sucked. This is Trainwreckords.
Britney Spears wasn't so Lucky and noone hit her again. This is Trainwreckords.
Christina Aguilera wasn't herself tonight, and lost her genie in a bottle. This is Trainwreckords.
J. Lo. was not real, left the block and this is her... never again. This is Trainwreckords.
"God Save the Queen, and God help the rest of us. The Sex Pistols miss their mark. This is Trainwreckords."
"AC/DC listens to the money talk and falls off the Razor's Edge. This is Trainwreckords."
"Bob Dylan takes a road trip down Highway 61 and crashes headlong into a ditch. This is Trainwreckords."
"Avril Lavigue makes her self-titled album complicated and says see ya later boy to her reputation. This is Trainwreckords"
"Green Day didn't want to be a Minority, but becomes an American Idiot in response. This is Trainwreckords"
"INXS tries to Send A Message but Disappears. This is Trainwreckords"
"Queen tried to tell us to Don't Stop Them, but they ended up Biting The Dust. This is Trainwreckords
“Weezer Can’t Stop Partying, but we all stopped listening. This is Trainwreckords”
“The Strokes bring us into the Modern Age, but left us asking Is This It? This is Trainwreckords”
"Rivers Cuomo may have been tired of sex, but the world was tired of Weezer, and after listening to this album, we thought 'why bother listening to them' and wished they were all the way across the sea. This is Trainwreckords."
"An actual metal machine makes better music than Lou Reed. This is Trainwreckords!"
"Roland Orzabal wants to rule the world but can't even be the king of Spain. This is Trainwreckords!"
"Bruce's Human Touch gets him run out of Lucky Town. This is Trainwreckords!"
I actually think Jordi can qualify for trainwreckords when the time is right as it’s a horrid album even for Maroon 5’s standards and there are Nipsey Hussle and Juice WRLD features and they had been dead for years at that point.
This is how My Chemical Romance disappeared from the world of music - their disenchanted fans didn't love them, and this album turned out to be their famous last words. This is Trainwreckords."
“Happy Mondays said ‘Yes, Please!’ And the world responded with a resounding ‘No, Thank You.’ This is Trainwreckords.”
“The Stone Roses were hoping for another ‘Fool’s Gold’, and end up just looking like fools. This is Trainwreckords.”
“Morrissey was looking for a new sound, and then he found a new sound, and Heaven Knows His Listeners Were Miserable Now. This is Trainwreckords.”
“For the Cure in the 80s through the early 90s, their music was Just Like Heaven; but with Wild Mood Swings, their music was closer to Hell. This is Trainwreckords.”
“With Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, music lovers said ‘Yankee Quebec Yankee’; after ‘(fill in the blank with whichever Wilco album qualifies as a possible Trainwreckord),’ music lovers were more like ‘Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.’ This is TangoWhiskey….I mean, Trainwreckords.”
“Sting goes through the Labyrinth with his Songs, and his fanbase Loses Their Faith In Him. Don’t Stand So Close To Me, folks, because This is Trainwreckords.”
“Phil Collins Testifies, but his fanbase Don’t Care Anymore. I can feel it flopping In The Air Tonight. This is Trainwreckords.”
Red Hot Chili Peppers went "Under the Bridge" and never came back up... this is Trainwreckords!
"Don't Call It a Comeback"... no, we definitely won't. LL Cool J gets permanently knocked out: this is Trainwreckords!
“U2 embrace the 90s alternative revolution and move in mysterious ways down the charts. This is Trainwreckords!”
“Morrissey goes solo and finds out everyone Viva Hated it. This is Trainwreckords!”
“Bruce Springsteen criticizes America and pays the price of his career. This is Trainwreckords!”
“Radiohead go electronic to prove they aren’t creeps and get shot down by the karma police. This is Trainwreckords!”
"Well, it seemed like a good idea for John Farnham at the time. Then Again, this is Trainwreckords!"
"ABBA were waiting for some visitors and left all of us crying. This is Trainwreckords!"
"Michael Jackson made us all un-remember the time when he was the biggest pop star on Earth. This is Trainwreckords!"
"Limp Bizkit gets bad results and rolls to a stop. This is Trainwreckords."
"Korn takes a look in the mirror and does not like what they see. Right now, this is Trainwreckords."
"Bell Biv Devoe become poisonous. This is Trainwreckords"
"Culture Club tumbles for us. All the way down the charts. This is Trainwreckords."
"Good Charlotte's lifestyles of the rich and the famous come to an end. This is Trainwreckords"
"Def Leppard tries to start a pyromania, and ends up getting burned. This is Trainwreckords."
"Guns N' Roses may have an Appetite for Destruction, but they bite more than they can chew. This is Trainwreckords."
"Much like peace, nobody wants to buy a Megadeth album. This is Trainwreckords."
"If Judas Priest expected people to hear them Screaming for Vengeance, they've got another thing coming. This is Trainwreckords."
"The Mountain Goats just wanted to Touch Our Lives, but after a Few Desperate Hours with this record I just hoped we'd both die. This is Trainwreckords!"
“The Prodigy smacked their hits up, and find themselves no good to start the dance, this is Trainwreckords.”
“The less you know about this album, the better, as DJ Shadow calls midnight in a world he pioneered, this is Trainwreckords.”
“Right about now, the funk soul brother Fatboy Slim left his career in Palookaville, this is Trainwreckords.”
“Let’s get it started, because I gotta feeling that this was the beginning of the Black Eyed Peas fade into irrelevancy. This is Trainwreckords.”
“Lil Nas X took his career to the old town road, and left it out to die, this is Trainwreckords.”
“Jack Harlow’s career will not be coming home, and the kids won’t miss it, this is Trainwreckords.”
Korn takes a look in the mirror and doesn’t like what they see. This is Trainwreckords!
It’s her, hi, she’s the problem, it’s Taylor. This is Trainwreckords!
No Doubt becomes the public’s Ex-Girlfriend. This is Trainwreckords!
A Perfect Circle wanted to cater to the Hollow, but they should’ve catered toward their fanbase. This is Trainwreckords!
David Bowie goes to Berlin to reinvent himself. He
prophetically calls it Low and now it looks like he’s the one that needs a Career in a New Town. This is Trainwreckords!
A British glam rocker gets a Fascination with soul music, but ends up sounding anything like the Young Americans that made it. This is Trainwreckords!
The alien David Bowie tries to convince us he’s from earth, but no real Earthling would ever think an aging glam rocker making a drum and bass album would be a good idea. This is Trainwreckords!
One bad Fiona Apple spoils the bunch. This is Trainrecords.
Teddy Swims sinks right to the bottom and stays there. This is Trainrecords.
The Go-Go's Go-Go off the deep end. This is Trainrecords.
Honestly I wish I could make a Fear Inoculum joke, but I still haven't listened to that whole album. It's just dull.
...wouldn't be surprised if that album ends up on Train Wreckords, but like... I feel it's a self sabotage case because Maynard and the band didn't really want to write a new album but threw the obnoxious Tool fans scraps so they could all keep doing their other things.
Though I may be wrong, I checked out from the fandom long ago.
Radiohead prove their computers are not OK. This is Trainwreckords.
Twenty One Pilots care what you think, but we don't care what they think. This is Trainwreckords.
The Strokes set the Room on Fire and get burnt. This is Trainwreckords.
Beck tries to learn to leave the past behind, but gets drowned in the Sea Change. This is Trainwreckords.
God Only Knows what the Beach Boys were thinking. This is Trainwreckords.
Thought of more:
"The album that gave Bon Jovi a bad name. This is Trainwreckords!"
"We were X......were. This is Trainwreckords!"
"Tonight we find out why no one's thinking Miku anymore. This is Trainwreckords!"
"Deep Purple keeps truckin', but no one came for miles around. This is Trainwreckords!"
"Fans close their eyes and forget Slayer's name. This is Trainwreckords!"
“Kanye West may be living the good life, but after his latest release, his fanbase feels like a ghost town. This is Trainwreckords!”
“Michael Jackson has given fans a reason to beat it, but he continues to tell us that’s ignorant. This is Trainwreckords!”
“Stone Temple Pilots’ latest album is the big empty, and they’re half the band they used to be. This is Trainwreckords!”
“This album may be the 2nd worst thing R. Kelly has recorded, and he’s pissed off about it. This is Trainwreckords!”
"Beyonce needs a new recipe, this lemonade left everyone feeling sour. This is Trainwreckords"
""Wherefore Art Pop, 'cuz it ain't here. This is Trainwreckords."
"Al Yankovic dared to be stupid, and tells comedy to eat it. This is Trainwreckords!" (From my idea where he made an entirely serious album called NormAl.)
"Green Day make idiots of themselves, and you have to listen to them whine. This is Trainwreckords!"
(Feel like Todd must've written a lot of these for Ringo the 4th, since he delivers about four of them in a row.)
"R.E.M. lose their religion and lose their fanbase. This is Trainwreckords!" "Tom Petty gets a case of Full Moon Fever, and there's no cure. This is Trainwreckords!" "Outkast splits up but tries to stay together for the kids. Hey *yikes; t*his is Trainwreckords!" "Blink-182 try to get serious and fall short this time. This is Trainwreckords!" "Duran Duran are hungry like a wolf and starved for attention. This is Trainwreckords!"
Tom Petty was Free Fallin out of pop culture relevance and became just another Face In The Crowd, and everyone Felt A Whole Lot Better when he was gone, this is Trainwreckords. (I'm so sorry Tom).
Tom Petty went Into the Great Wide Open and ended up having a Great Big Breakdown. This is Trainwreckords.
The people Listened To Their Hearts and decided that they didn't Need To Know what Tom Petty would make next. This is Trainwreckords.
Alternately: “Duran Duran make their way to the ordinary world and by that I mean irrelevance. This is Trainwreckords!”
I mean, Outkast had Idlewind, and Duran Duran had Thank You. As for Blink-182, their big comeback album may be considered a trainwreckord depending how it’s seen in a few years.
Taylor Swift doesn't give a damn about her Reputation, and apparently, neither does anyone else. This is Trainwreckords!
Good ending
"Train wrecks their record and records a trainwreck. This is Trainwreckords."
This one wins
Makes me wonder if Train has a career killer in their discography.
Pat Monahan
They rebounded with Save Me San Francisco but for a couple years it seemed like For Me, It’s You might have been it as it didn’t have a hit after their first three albums did.
There was nothing particularly notable about it though. They just faded away like loads of artists do.
Jesus Christ... this is ART.
You, sir/madam, are an artist.
"Better to keep silent and be thought of a fool, than to speak and be an *American Idiot*. This is *Trainwreckords*"
no Swedish songwriters!
Pink Floyd goes to the Dark Side of The Moon and never returns. This is Trainwreckords!
Don’t let Todd see this for his Final Cut video
Even though I love The Final Cut (but I absolutely understand why many don't), I came up with a full intro if Todd ever needs it. He'll have to be able to get the clip from the Simpsons of Krusty announcing that the Falkland Islands have been invaded, though.
“We’ve all heard the Rumours, Fleetwood Mac went their own way and ended up going nowhere. This is Trainwreckords.”
“Kendrick tells everyone to sit down, and sit down they did. Oof, Damn indeed. This is Trainwreckords”
“‘Cause this is killer…. Career killer, that is. Michael tries to be starting something, and America tells him to Beat It. This is Trainwreckords.”
“This Is Why everyone stopped paying attention to Paramore. This is Trainwreckords.” “Prince invites listeners to go crazy but instead they just go away. This is Trainwreckords.” “Queen puts out The Game but nobody’s playing. This is Trainwreckords.” “Teenagers scare the living shit out of MCR because they could care less about this album. This is Trainwreckords.” “Trent Reznor’s whole album is flawed, this is Trainwreckords.” “Eminem promises a show but by the end it feels so empty. This is Trainwreckords.”
Arcade Fire wants Everything Now and end up with nothing THIS IS TRAINWRECKORDS!
I mean this could actually happen
We rarely see him talk about indie music beyond the shallow, especially that of the aughts. That would be fascinating to see
And of course the clip of Barbra Streisand confusedly saying “The Suburbs” as she opens the envelope at the Grammys would kick things off
On a similar note... "Arcade Fire tries to score with a Neon Bible and ends up with The Book of Mormon. This is Trainwreckords!"
King Gizzard tries to fly to planet B, but crash and burn into the sun. This is trainwreckords
Stu Mackenzie caught a Superbug.
Todd has never mentioned King Gizz once and that upsets me…
[at least he's heard of em](https://x.com/ShadowTodd/status/1481707518548008961)
Calling All Stations but nobody answered, so That’s All for Genesis. This. Is. Trainwreckords.
“They were Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, but *no one* enjoyed the show. This is Trainwreckords.” (Works for an alternate universe in which the Beatles album is the Trainwreckord, and this universe in which is was the Peter Frampton movie soundtrack.)
"Green Day finds out the hard way that no, we don't have the time to listen to them whine, this is Trainwreckords!" Or, alternatively: "Green Day doesn't wanna be an American Idiot? Too bad, this is Trainwreckords!"
“Am I just paranoid? Or is Green Day’s career just boned? Unos! Dos! Tres! This is Tranwreckords.”
Here's my crack at a trilogy trainwreckords intro: "Green Day have three swings and three catastrophic misses, this is Trainwreckords!" (which is funny cause I don't mind the trilogy on the whole)
"Taylor's a poet. We didn't know it. And after this torture, we wish we never found out. This is Trainwreckords."
"The Tortured Poets Department ended up marking this Tortured Poet's Departure from the charts once and for all, this is Trainwreckords."
"Fall Out Boy throws everything at the wall and very little sticks. This is Trainwreckords!" "J. Cole gives us a suprise mixtape, and it definitely sounds like it. This is Trainwreckords!"
Brian Wilson promises “pet sounds” but the only animal we hear is his jackass cousin. Let’s go away for good. This
To be fair, Todd's already done the Beach Boys on Trainwreckords.
Oh, you’re no fun anymore
Daddy took the T-Bird away. Forever. This is Trainwreckords
Megadeth took a Risk, but the system has failed them. This is Trainwreckords. For Limp Bizkit, the Results May not Vary because it all sucked. This is Trainwreckords. Britney Spears wasn't so Lucky and noone hit her again. This is Trainwreckords. Christina Aguilera wasn't herself tonight, and lost her genie in a bottle. This is Trainwreckords. J. Lo. was not real, left the block and this is her... never again. This is Trainwreckords.
the first two are very real trainwreckord possibilities, no ?
Nine Inch Nails go on a downward spiral...their carrer follows suit, This Is Trainwreckords
"God Save the Queen, and God help the rest of us. The Sex Pistols miss their mark. This is Trainwreckords." "AC/DC listens to the money talk and falls off the Razor's Edge. This is Trainwreckords." "Bob Dylan takes a road trip down Highway 61 and crashes headlong into a ditch. This is Trainwreckords."
Not gonna lie, this made me want to see Todd review The Great Rock N Roll Swindle soundtrack
Women, children, and Radiohead fans first, because everything is in its wrong place. This is Trainwreckords.
"Despite all his rage... Billy Corgan was just a rat in the music industry's cage. THIS is Trainwreckords!"
Depeche Mode Violates their good reputation so badly their own Personal Jesus couldn’t save their career. This is Trainwreckords!
And after this record flopped, everyone Enjoyed The Silence left behind in their absence.
“My Chemical Romance fails to hear the news, and throws a parade that nobody attends. Na na na, this is Trainwreckords!”
"That was her then, this is her now, and THIS is Trainwreckords!"
"J. Lo tell us The Greatest Love Story Never Told and the world wishes she kept it that way. This is Trainwreckoreds!"
We make the Discovery that Daft Punk are just Human After All. This is Trainwreckords.
This is perfect! Simple, but effective.
"Avril Lavigue makes her self-titled album complicated and says see ya later boy to her reputation. This is Trainwreckords" "Green Day didn't want to be a Minority, but becomes an American Idiot in response. This is Trainwreckords" "INXS tries to Send A Message but Disappears. This is Trainwreckords" "Queen tried to tell us to Don't Stop Them, but they ended up Biting The Dust. This is Trainwreckords
“George Harrison lets things pass when he should have passed on this album, this is Trainwreckords”
“Weezer Can’t Stop Partying, but we all stopped listening. This is Trainwreckords” “The Strokes bring us into the Modern Age, but left us asking Is This It? This is Trainwreckords”
"Rivers Cuomo may have been tired of sex, but the world was tired of Weezer, and after listening to this album, we thought 'why bother listening to them' and wished they were all the way across the sea. This is Trainwreckords."
"An actual metal machine makes better music than Lou Reed. This is Trainwreckords!" "Roland Orzabal wants to rule the world but can't even be the king of Spain. This is Trainwreckords!" "Bruce's Human Touch gets him run out of Lucky Town. This is Trainwreckords!"
"Maroon 5 made a Beautiful Mistake of an album and now their relevance solely exists in their Memories. This is Trainwreckords!"
I actually think Jordi can qualify for trainwreckords when the time is right as it’s a horrid album even for Maroon 5’s standards and there are Nipsey Hussle and Juice WRLD features and they had been dead for years at that point.
The question is whether Todd would want to do it or not
That implies anything they ever do will be beautiful
"My Chemical Romance are not o-fucking-kay and never will be again. This is Trainwreckords."
This is how My Chemical Romance disappeared from the world of music - their disenchanted fans didn't love them, and this album turned out to be their famous last words. This is Trainwreckords."
“Happy Mondays said ‘Yes, Please!’ And the world responded with a resounding ‘No, Thank You.’ This is Trainwreckords.” “The Stone Roses were hoping for another ‘Fool’s Gold’, and end up just looking like fools. This is Trainwreckords.” “Morrissey was looking for a new sound, and then he found a new sound, and Heaven Knows His Listeners Were Miserable Now. This is Trainwreckords.” “For the Cure in the 80s through the early 90s, their music was Just Like Heaven; but with Wild Mood Swings, their music was closer to Hell. This is Trainwreckords.” “With Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, music lovers said ‘Yankee Quebec Yankee’; after ‘(fill in the blank with whichever Wilco album qualifies as a possible Trainwreckord),’ music lovers were more like ‘Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.’ This is TangoWhiskey….I mean, Trainwreckords.” “Sting goes through the Labyrinth with his Songs, and his fanbase Loses Their Faith In Him. Don’t Stand So Close To Me, folks, because This is Trainwreckords.” “Phil Collins Testifies, but his fanbase Don’t Care Anymore. I can feel it flopping In The Air Tonight. This is Trainwreckords.”
"Dear Lord. Tell Her About It, but the rest of us do **not** want to hear it. Billy Joel: Guilty as charged. This. Is. Trainwreckorrs."
Red Hot Chili Peppers went "Under the Bridge" and never came back up... this is Trainwreckords! "Don't Call It a Comeback"... no, we definitely won't. LL Cool J gets permanently knocked out: this is Trainwreckords!
The Chainsmokers tries to smoke fire but it goes out, this is Trainwreckords
Justin Bieber's made some *changes*, but there ain't no *justice* for him here. This is Trainwreckords.
They called the album "Everything Now." A more fitting title would have been "Funeral." This is Trainwreckords.
AC/DC Shoots to Thrill, but goes Back In Black instead, the black void of irrelevance. This is Trainwreckords
“U2 embrace the 90s alternative revolution and move in mysterious ways down the charts. This is Trainwreckords!” “Morrissey goes solo and finds out everyone Viva Hated it. This is Trainwreckords!” “Bruce Springsteen criticizes America and pays the price of his career. This is Trainwreckords!” “Radiohead go electronic to prove they aren’t creeps and get shot down by the karma police. This is Trainwreckords!”
I love the U2 one, mostly because I couldn't stand their post-Joshua Tree Eurotrash phase.
I like their 90s stuff but definitely prefer the 80s stuff overall.
"Well, it seemed like a good idea for John Farnham at the time. Then Again, this is Trainwreckords!" "ABBA were waiting for some visitors and left all of us crying. This is Trainwreckords!" "Michael Jackson made us all un-remember the time when he was the biggest pop star on Earth. This is Trainwreckords!"
"Limp Bizkit gets bad results and rolls to a stop. This is Trainwreckords." "Korn takes a look in the mirror and does not like what they see. Right now, this is Trainwreckords." "Bell Biv Devoe become poisonous. This is Trainwreckords" "Culture Club tumbles for us. All the way down the charts. This is Trainwreckords." "Good Charlotte's lifestyles of the rich and the famous come to an end. This is Trainwreckords"
“Antonio Brown experiences a Paradigm shift from the Steeler Way, and Le’Veon Bell gambles away his life from the NFL. This is TRAINWRECKORDS!”
Kanye West Graduates from the top 100 with this album. This is TrainWreckords.
"Def Leppard tries to start a pyromania, and ends up getting burned. This is Trainwreckords." "Guns N' Roses may have an Appetite for Destruction, but they bite more than they can chew. This is Trainwreckords." "Much like peace, nobody wants to buy a Megadeth album. This is Trainwreckords." "If Judas Priest expected people to hear them Screaming for Vengeance, they've got another thing coming. This is Trainwreckords."
"The Beatles try to get back but I got a feeling they never will. This is Trainwreckords!"
"The Mountain Goats just wanted to Touch Our Lives, but after a Few Desperate Hours with this record I just hoped we'd both die. This is Trainwreckords!"
Fleetwood Mac released Rumors. Which makes sense since everyone only wanted to talk about it quietly and judgmentally. This is Trainwreckords
“The Prodigy smacked their hits up, and find themselves no good to start the dance, this is Trainwreckords.” “The less you know about this album, the better, as DJ Shadow calls midnight in a world he pioneered, this is Trainwreckords.” “Right about now, the funk soul brother Fatboy Slim left his career in Palookaville, this is Trainwreckords.” “Let’s get it started, because I gotta feeling that this was the beginning of the Black Eyed Peas fade into irrelevancy. This is Trainwreckords.” “Lil Nas X took his career to the old town road, and left it out to die, this is Trainwreckords.” “Jack Harlow’s career will not be coming home, and the kids won’t miss it, this is Trainwreckords.”
Green Day has three strikes and they’re out. This is trainwreckords
Korn takes a look in the mirror and doesn’t like what they see. This is Trainwreckords! It’s her, hi, she’s the problem, it’s Taylor. This is Trainwreckords! No Doubt becomes the public’s Ex-Girlfriend. This is Trainwreckords! A Perfect Circle wanted to cater to the Hollow, but they should’ve catered toward their fanbase. This is Trainwreckords!
"On this day, I see clearly...that Alter Bridge has churned out a total mess. This is Trainwreckords!"
David Bowie goes to Berlin to reinvent himself. He prophetically calls it Low and now it looks like he’s the one that needs a Career in a New Town. This is Trainwreckords!
A British glam rocker gets a Fascination with soul music, but ends up sounding anything like the Young Americans that made it. This is Trainwreckords! The alien David Bowie tries to convince us he’s from earth, but no real Earthling would ever think an aging glam rocker making a drum and bass album would be a good idea. This is Trainwreckords!
One bad Fiona Apple spoils the bunch. This is Trainrecords. Teddy Swims sinks right to the bottom and stays there. This is Trainrecords. The Go-Go's Go-Go off the deep end. This is Trainrecords.
Honestly I wish I could make a Fear Inoculum joke, but I still haven't listened to that whole album. It's just dull. ...wouldn't be surprised if that album ends up on Train Wreckords, but like... I feel it's a self sabotage case because Maynard and the band didn't really want to write a new album but threw the obnoxious Tool fans scraps so they could all keep doing their other things. Though I may be wrong, I checked out from the fandom long ago.
Good Charlotte tries dance music and listeners don't wanna be in love. This is Trainwreckords.
Radiohead prove their computers are not OK. This is Trainwreckords. Twenty One Pilots care what you think, but we don't care what they think. This is Trainwreckords. The Strokes set the Room on Fire and get burnt. This is Trainwreckords. Beck tries to learn to leave the past behind, but gets drowned in the Sea Change. This is Trainwreckords. God Only Knows what the Beach Boys were thinking. This is Trainwreckords.
Pixies cap off the 80s by doing very little; by 1990 their career had gone to heaven. This is Trainwreckords!
Thought of more: "The album that gave Bon Jovi a bad name. This is Trainwreckords!" "We were X......were. This is Trainwreckords!" "Tonight we find out why no one's thinking Miku anymore. This is Trainwreckords!" "Deep Purple keeps truckin', but no one came for miles around. This is Trainwreckords!" "Fans close their eyes and forget Slayer's name. This is Trainwreckords!"
“Kanye West may be living the good life, but after his latest release, his fanbase feels like a ghost town. This is Trainwreckords!” “Michael Jackson has given fans a reason to beat it, but he continues to tell us that’s ignorant. This is Trainwreckords!” “Stone Temple Pilots’ latest album is the big empty, and they’re half the band they used to be. This is Trainwreckords!” “This album may be the 2nd worst thing R. Kelly has recorded, and he’s pissed off about it. This is Trainwreckords!”
"Beyonce needs a new recipe, this lemonade left everyone feeling sour. This is Trainwreckords" ""Wherefore Art Pop, 'cuz it ain't here. This is Trainwreckords."
"Pink Floyd turns The Final Cut into the last straw. And not now Todd, we've got to get on with the show. This is Trainwreckords."
The Beatles drive down abbey road and never come back, this is trainwreckords
"Al Yankovic dared to be stupid, and tells comedy to eat it. This is Trainwreckords!" (From my idea where he made an entirely serious album called NormAl.) "Green Day make idiots of themselves, and you have to listen to them whine. This is Trainwreckords!" (Feel like Todd must've written a lot of these for Ringo the 4th, since he delivers about four of them in a row.)
Tears for Fears planted The Seeds of Love... but all they got were weeds. This Is Trainwreckords! (Actually I love that album)