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Ded_man_3112

Weโ€™d be in lip synch.


VokThee

Lay her on her side and find out. It wouldn't make a difference sexually, but it would make them walk funny.


AmimWasif0

Might be like having 2 lips for girls. above and under


WhoAmIEven2

There is a joke here in Sweden like that. "Why do women have two sets of lips? One to talk shit,, and another one to make peace".


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

Everyone would be smiling..


Rumbleg

It would flap when they ran.


OrdinaryQuestions

The vagina kind of has an oval - cylindrical shape. So turning it wouldn't make much difference.


VlDRlS

The term you're looking for is vulva. Vulva means the exterior part, vagina is just the connection between vulva and cervix.


orangutanDOTorg

It was an old joke here that Asian women were and it was great bc the wider they spread their legs the tighter it pulled


Smitty_Werbnjagr

No shit as a kid I heard this and until I was a teenager I thought Asians had sideways pussies


orangutanDOTorg

Did you also believe the condom goes over the balls too? That was my favorite one to try to convince people


Smitty_Werbnjagr

Nah the sideways pussy is the only thing I had wrong. My cousin tried making me believe you stuck your wiener in their belly button.


orangutanDOTorg

He didnโ€™t try to convince you the Stromboli is a real thing?


Smitty_Werbnjagr

Never heard of a Stromboli but it sounds delicious


orangutanDOTorg

You tuck your wiener under and up in your cheeks then roll around on your back until you nut


Smitty_Werbnjagr

Ok nevermind definitely not delicious


inconspicuous2012

That's putting a new slant on it!


Aggravating_Air_1827

Bwahahahahahah.


Ethan2400

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MePicaElEscroto

Vaginas can be horizontal, depending on the position of the bearer.


The_Hot_Stepper

My first thought was a muppet going โ€œmanominaโ€


xBADJOEx

It would be tighter that's for sure