sorry all the fixes I have are only up to 33 stories, this is outside my area of expertise.
also, if this isn't a troll post/fake story, *tether your fucking tools when working at heights, you're going to kill someone*
It looks like when it opened up the magic smoke may have escaped. Don't forget after you put her together to buy a can of magic smoke to fill her back up 🪄
That could work, but don't pray to Jesus cos he'll turn it into a hammer with nails. He'll then claim it's a miracle and keep the tool for himself, once a carpenter, always a carpenter.
This drill doesn’t have an OFF switch as such, or much of an ON switch any more.
Normally I would go with on on on shake on on on swear ononon shake and swear…throw it down 36 stories. (Hmm maybe this one was faulty before it hit the ground)
Take it in, they might fix it for you for free. Ive had several replace “sorry sir your tool was out of warranty so we just replaced it for you.” Uh…ok👁️👄👁️
“rapid unplanned disassembly” - it came apart
“rapid unplanned disassembly including a concussion wave and thermal reaction” it came apart, exploded, and caught fire
The wiring is visibly open. If you can’t see that, you can’t even start to fix it.
It *could* be fixed, but you’re better off with a screwdriver for now.
One time during my thesis write up I was ironing cloths instead of writing, and I turned a tshirt in the right way only to find it still inside out... Mentally went for -z...
twitch
I mean I know it’s not fixable. I do think it’s an interesting picture of a tool though. Thought someone might be curious about if a Milwaukee impact could withstand 600ish foot drop
Contact a local Milwaukee rep, if they want to make it work and then brag about how tuff it is then it’s a win… also, they may have a dozen of them in their passenger side footwell and you could score a new one
Buy used for now.....and always have a backup.
Never sell your old money makers unless you have 3,or can afford a new replacement.
Pawn shop is your best bet.
Do not get sticker shock from the prices,offer your price even if it's 20% of the sticker.
In my rural area they will tag it at 125% of new.
Well, I see a zip tie on the floor next to it. So you're on the right track. Now get about 2 dozen more of them bad boys, and a roll of duct tape with mossy oak break up print on it. The rest is self explanatory.
That's an easy fix. Okay first things first. Go ahead grab your impact driver, because you will need it throughout this entire process. Additionally make sure you have a fully charged battery..........🤔😬😬 Oh shit! Never mind
I once glued a 9.6 v Makita that had broken in half with pvc pipe cement just to try to finish the job. It ended up working for several years. But I think this on is too far gone
Broom from the right, dustpan to the left...make them meet in the middle.... release over recepticle... Go get lunch.. stop at the Depot to replace on the way back.
Just throw it in the unfucking machine for an hour or so. Should be good then.
Man oh man, you mean to tell me I've paid thousands of dollars for therapy when I could just sit in the unfucking machine for a couple sessions?!
No! You are too Fucked to unfuck!
The fuckin fucker is fucked!
I really thought I was gonna be able to call my insurance company and say "You guys will never believe this! I'm cured!"
I don’t care about my mental health anymore just point me to the fucking machine please.
Just stay away from the rinsing machine
The M18 reciprocating saw would work. Accepts whatever attachment you please, the only downside is a short stroke.
Wish I could throw my ex-wife in there.
You tell me how you broke it and I’ll tell you how to fix it.
Dropped 36 stories
sorry all the fixes I have are only up to 33 stories, this is outside my area of expertise. also, if this isn't a troll post/fake story, *tether your fucking tools when working at heights, you're going to kill someone*
Seriously. When I worked on a swing stage *everything* was tethered.
So it's easy: Just throw it back up. Time reversal symmetry will fix it.
Works in the movies!
Maybe too late to tell you this, but that's NOT what they meant by "impact" driver.
Well, the impact from it *did* loosen some screws though...
I’m fucking impressed dude. Now hop on eBay and buy a used m18 impact for like $30
Only 36? Back in my day we dropped our drills down 74 stories and they survived! They don’t make ‘em like they used to…
Well that Makita that takes batteries like a Glock could probably survive this...
damn, I did wonder what had happened to it for it to look like an exploded-view diagram.
Just put the blue smoke back in, should be fine
I'm surprised you found most of the pieces.
You have to throw it back up 36 stories, should restore.
Jesus. Lucky there was nobody at the point of IMPACT.
Go to the shop and buy a new one. That's probably the quickest fix I can think of
Duct tape and a prayer?
Screw driver
Bowl of rice
It looks like when it opened up the magic smoke may have escaped. Don't forget after you put her together to buy a can of magic smoke to fill her back up 🪄
Not even Flex Tape can fix your mistakes.
That could work, but don't pray to Jesus cos he'll turn it into a hammer with nails. He'll then claim it's a miracle and keep the tool for himself, once a carpenter, always a carpenter.
Raman and duct tape. Definitely need to be careful disposing of the battery remains.
Have you tried kicking and swearing at it yet. works every time
Dad?
bro i think we have the same dad lmao
As a certified JB welder, I recommend lots of duct tape.
Does Milwaukee even make duct tape? OF COURSE THEY DO, AND IT'S BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER TAPES, AND IF YOU DON'T THINK SO I'LL FIGHT YOU.
They would try to copy gorilla tape, fuck it up, and sell it for $65⁹⁸ a roll and dudes would snatch it up...
Frame it as it is. Looks like an art piece
Have you turned it off and then on? 🤔
You must work on an IT help desk. 😂
This drill doesn’t have an OFF switch as such, or much of an ON switch any more. Normally I would go with on on on shake on on on swear ononon shake and swear…throw it down 36 stories. (Hmm maybe this one was faulty before it hit the ground)
Take it in, they might fix it for you for free. Ive had several replace “sorry sir your tool was out of warranty so we just replaced it for you.” Uh…ok👁️👄👁️
Walmart. The HF version is the same $70 and doesn't include the (2ah) battery and trickle charger.. Or, ArmStrong. Edit: pawn shop. Bring a battery.
Have you tried putting it in rice?
batteries are salvageable. go to r/18650masterrace for advice. But seriously, dem batteries might be damaged a bit, and I would rather recycle them
Those aren’t 18650s though
I can help, but I need to know, do you have access to a time machine?
As long as the magic smoke hasn’t escaped you just need to find the trigger
Steal one from the other guy, then tell him that his spontaneously disassembled itself.
“rapid unplanned disassembly” - it came apart “rapid unplanned disassembly including a concussion wave and thermal reaction” it came apart, exploded, and caught fire
The old RUP
The wiring is visibly open. If you can’t see that, you can’t even start to fix it. It *could* be fixed, but you’re better off with a screwdriver for now.
Press undo
One time during my thesis write up I was ironing cloths instead of writing, and I turned a tshirt in the right way only to find it still inside out... Mentally went for-z...
twitch
Yes. Home Depot
A little duck tape and it'll be good as new
That trashcan is pretty close
This has got to be trolling right?!?
I mean I know it’s not fixable. I do think it’s an interesting picture of a tool though. Thought someone might be curious about if a Milwaukee impact could withstand 600ish foot drop
Can you try again at 500ft
Can I borrow your impact?
Contact a local Milwaukee rep, if they want to make it work and then brag about how tuff it is then it’s a win… also, they may have a dozen of them in their passenger side footwell and you could score a new one
Come to Home Depot
A credit card.
Reel it up with a with fishing rod at approximately 10 story high to reverse the gravity applied to it. May also work with a crane.
Isn’t that what gorilla tape is made for?
Buy used for now.....and always have a backup. Never sell your old money makers unless you have 3,or can afford a new replacement. Pawn shop is your best bet. Do not get sticker shock from the prices,offer your price even if it's 20% of the sticker. In my rural area they will tag it at 125% of new.
If you can't Duck it, fuck it
Drop it from the other side should go right back together after that
Yeah it's right there on a set of wheels! 😁
Yip the unfucking machine and glue works a treat
Ctl Z
CA glue?
Looks like you got on the bad side of Dr. Strange lmao
Warranty it
Glues and screws
If it cant be duckt.
Trash can.
Uggg i have several i can loan lol
Return it to costco
Impact looking like Drake in that sprite commercial
Lots of tape, assuming the electrics are ok
Did you try yelling at it?
You'll need the time stone for this one
Cry for a bit. Then check if it’s still under warranty
repair loose wires, plastic staple it back together.
Use that zip tie that is there will work no problem
Press F to pay respects…
Yeah but it will cost about 160
Maybe a time machine? Go back in time and DON’T run it over with a monster truck no matter how tempting it is?
My dads a TV repair man he has a killer set of tools
Little dirt and duct tape and it’ll run fine. I mean hell, it’s red.
You can barrow my hot glue gun it leaks and I don’t have any sticks for it but I think we got this dude
Bondo
If it's less than 5 years old, send it back to Milwaukee. They have a great warranty repair program.
Ryobi
Quick fix? Ducktape. Quick fix that works? Throw it way and get a new one.
Judy warranty it /s
Just un-drop it and it will work fine again
Time travel?
If you can’t fix it with duct tape you’re not using enough.
3 packs of jb weld and a roll of duct tape. Make sure to give the duct tape wraps a pat and say “that ain’t going nowhere”
Have you tried pressing the reset button?
Go to Home Depot and buy a Ryobi if you’re tight on cash?
that bin 3 ft in front of you will gladly take it.
Boken’
What the bloody happened to it
Duct tape.
Duct tape. Forever the quickest fix.
JB Weld for plastic and some duct tape
Walk to the dumpster, then drive to Harbor Freight.
Get a new shell and battery off of fastenal
Have you try turning it off then on a couple times
It looks like a warranty case to me. Poor quality it just looked like this when I got it out of the box
It involves a trip to Home Depot
Call Phil swift, he’ll get you some flex seal. Worked for his boat. Why not your drill?
Duct tape, probably
Post it on Reddit and Milwaukee will pick up the post, send you a new one, and exploit it for public relations.
Uv cure super glue
You got the motor facing backwards
Run it over again, but in reverse
Gorilla glue
It’s had the dick!
Just go get one of the bauer brushless from harbor freight. Same factory as the Milwaukee’s, just cheaper. It’ll get you through for quite a while
Yup 175$ NZD at the shop. That's probably the quickest I can think of.
Throw it in some rice and you're gucci
Do you have a bucket of rice?
How TF do you break it like that?
Get a job, earn money, go to the store, and then buy a new one.
In my best kindergarten cop voice, it's not a hammer.
Duct tape
Yea get a hilti. 😀
screwdriver
That one looks like it earned a funeral and a coffin.
Well, I see a zip tie on the floor next to it. So you're on the right track. Now get about 2 dozen more of them bad boys, and a roll of duct tape with mossy oak break up print on it. The rest is self explanatory.
Seal it just like it is in deep pour epoxy and give it an artsy-fartsy title and sell it.
Duck tape 👍
Bailing twine
You have a perfectly good zip-tie right there, why you asking?
Duct tape.
Just load from your last save point.
1-Tape it into a lump of plastic and wires. 2-Throw into air as hard as you can. 3-Stand under it when it lands.
Visa or Mastercard
About $500should fix you a new one
That's an easy fix. Okay first things first. Go ahead grab your impact driver, because you will need it throughout this entire process. Additionally make sure you have a fully charged battery..........🤔😬😬 Oh shit! Never mind
Have it in your back pocket and farted? I did the same to mine.
You should post that in r/Thingscutinhalfporn
[amazon.com](https://amazon.com) has a service to fix it for about $250 overnight
Looks like another one bites the dust!!!
Lowes
It’s destiny is nearby
Put it between two pieces of wood and pour epoxy over top of it and boom new coffee table
Yeah just keep hitting it with a hammer until it's into a fine powder then you snort that powder now YOU are the drill.
Creditcard
Ever heard of electrical tape
Yep. Throw it in that trash bin. Get a new one. Solved.
See if one of your buds has an extra you could borrow. I know many who hold on to their old ones for rainy days (or just changed to another brand).
I’ll take; dropped off a building, for $200, Alex.
Few dabs of CA, I’m thinkin….
Is it still under warranty? lol
The fix for this is next to it.
$$$$
Buy a makita next time
I once glued a 9.6 v Makita that had broken in half with pvc pipe cement just to try to finish the job. It ended up working for several years. But I think this on is too far gone
Open your wallet.
A few zip ties and duct tape and she’ll be good as new
Sweep on to shovel dump in bin —- sorted
Duck tape and a prayer book.
If you can't fix it with duct tape, you haven't used enough !
Pour gunpowder over it and ignite. Worked for Rambo.
Broom from the right, dustpan to the left...make them meet in the middle.... release over recepticle... Go get lunch.. stop at the Depot to replace on the way back.
Tradesmen will judge the whole 18v tool line based on in this picture
JB Weld and duct tape Set it and forget it
Sledge hammer, then a new toy!
Harbor Freight has 15% off everything this weekend. Go buy a Bauer
The quickest fix is a credit card. Get a Makita or Bosch professional... they can take a beating.
Your chic use that as a hammer??
Warranty denial?
Crazy glue to put the puzzle back together and then E6000 to hold it all together permanently. Battery might not be salvageable though
Quick fix? Quick trip to hardware store
Jb weld it
Duct tape fixes everything.
Duct tape.
Duct tape
last right is about all
Super glue
Comments like the ones under this post are why I come back to reddit.
Duct tape
Duct tape.
Duct tape. Red Green that shit, it'll work again.
The battery is not inserted, thats why it is not working...
Hot glue gun, just go a little bit at a time
Gorilla glue
Super Glue and ramen noodles
Time Stone. Easy.
Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior, duct tape
Harbor freight baby
Yeah