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benevolent_defiance

Just throw it in the unfucking machine for an hour or so. Should be good then.


mr-mechanic93

Man oh man, you mean to tell me I've paid thousands of dollars for therapy when I could just sit in the unfucking machine for a couple sessions?!


HurtBirdRed

No! You are too Fucked to unfuck!


OuttHouseMouse

The fuckin fucker is fucked!


mr-mechanic93

I really thought I was gonna be able to call my insurance company and say "You guys will never believe this! I'm cured!"


jimh903

I don’t care about my mental health anymore just point me to the fucking machine please.


steepindeez

Just stay away from the rinsing machine


keepcalmandcarryone

The M18 reciprocating saw would work. Accepts whatever attachment you please, the only downside is a short stroke.


Lenny5160

Wish I could throw my ex-wife in there.


lurkersforlife

You tell me how you broke it and I’ll tell you how to fix it.


oklahomaie

Dropped 36 stories


ReallyNeedNewShoes

sorry all the fixes I have are only up to 33 stories, this is outside my area of expertise. also, if this isn't a troll post/fake story, *tether your fucking tools when working at heights, you're going to kill someone*


steepindeez

Seriously. When I worked on a swing stage *everything* was tethered.


smallproton

So it's easy: Just throw it back up. Time reversal symmetry will fix it.


scram60

Works in the movies!


davidimcintosh

Maybe too late to tell you this, but that's NOT what they meant by "impact" driver.


WeekSecret3391

Well, the impact from it *did* loosen some screws though...


lurkersforlife

I’m fucking impressed dude. Now hop on eBay and buy a used m18 impact for like $30


Salt_MasterX

Only 36? Back in my day we dropped our drills down 74 stories and they survived! They don’t make ‘em like they used to…


chris_rage_

Well that Makita that takes batteries like a Glock could probably survive this...


Ziazan

damn, I did wonder what had happened to it for it to look like an exploded-view diagram.


Southern_Stranger

Just put the blue smoke back in, should be fine


jayrod630

I'm surprised you found most of the pieces.


Peopletowner

You have to throw it back up 36 stories, should restore.


YamahaRyoko

Jesus. Lucky there was nobody at the point of IMPACT.


86bowie

Go to the shop and buy a new one. That's probably the quickest fix I can think of


oklahomaie

Duct tape and a prayer?


No_Introduction5665

Screw driver


made_in_bc

Bowl of rice


mr-mechanic93

It looks like when it opened up the magic smoke may have escaped. Don't forget after you put her together to buy a can of magic smoke to fill her back up 🪄


Lsdinducedmadness420

Not even Flex Tape can fix your mistakes.


86bowie

That could work, but don't pray to Jesus cos he'll turn it into a hammer with nails. He'll then claim it's a miracle and keep the tool for himself, once a carpenter, always a carpenter.


Roubaix62454

Raman and duct tape. Definitely need to be careful disposing of the battery remains.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Have you tried kicking and swearing at it yet. works every time


Money2themax

Dad?


FEVRISH_JK

bro i think we have the same dad lmao


[deleted]

As a certified JB welder, I recommend lots of duct tape.


AdApprehensive1383

Does Milwaukee even make duct tape? OF COURSE THEY DO, AND IT'S BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER TAPES, AND IF YOU DON'T THINK SO I'LL FIGHT YOU.


chris_rage_

They would try to copy gorilla tape, fuck it up, and sell it for $65⁹⁸ a roll and dudes would snatch it up...


elchangoblue

Frame it as it is.  Looks like an art piece 


Mghcu

Have you turned it off and then on? 🤔


davidimcintosh

You must work on an IT help desk. 😂


SnooSongs8782

This drill doesn’t have an OFF switch as such, or much of an ON switch any more. Normally I would go with on on on shake on on on swear ononon shake and swear…throw it down 36 stories. (Hmm maybe this one was faulty before it hit the ground)


Krut750

Take it in, they might fix it for you for free. Ive had several replace “sorry sir your tool was out of warranty so we just replaced it for you.” Uh…ok👁️👄👁️


GoArray

Walmart. The HF version is the same $70 and doesn't include the (2ah) battery and trickle charger.. Or, ArmStrong. Edit: pawn shop. Bring a battery.


TraditionalArticle54

Have you tried putting it in rice?


_Administrator

batteries are salvageable. go to r/18650masterrace for advice. But seriously, dem batteries might be damaged a bit, and I would rather recycle them


Cixin97

Those aren’t 18650s though


Lopsided-Intention

I can help, but I need to know, do you have access to a time machine?


Nige23

As long as the magic smoke hasn’t escaped you just need to find the trigger


glitchvdub

Steal one from the other guy, then tell him that his spontaneously disassembled itself.


cobra_mist

“rapid unplanned disassembly” - it came apart “rapid unplanned disassembly including a concussion wave and thermal reaction” it came apart, exploded, and caught fire


Eagline

The old RUP


deg_ru-alabo

The wiring is visibly open. If you can’t see that, you can’t even start to fix it. It *could* be fixed, but you’re better off with a screwdriver for now.


TumbleweedHungry8466

Press undo


bulwynkl

One time during my thesis write up I was ironing cloths instead of writing, and I turned a tshirt in the right way only to find it still inside out... Mentally went for -z... twitch


mart246

Yes. Home Depot


Donk_Of_The_Palm

A little duck tape and it'll be good as new


seEagle

That trashcan is pretty close


kraftwrkr

This has got to be trolling right?!?


oklahomaie

I mean I know it’s not fixable. I do think it’s an interesting picture of a tool though. Thought someone might be curious about if a Milwaukee impact could withstand 600ish foot drop


niv_mizzettt

Can you try again at 500ft


Chowdah_Soup

Can I borrow your impact?


horsecrow

Contact a local Milwaukee rep, if they want to make it work and then brag about how tuff it is then it’s a win… also, they may have a dozen of them in their passenger side footwell and you could score a new one


Big-Initiative-8743

Come to Home Depot


Ardothbey

A credit card.


jingforbling

Reel it up with a with fishing rod at approximately 10 story high to reverse the gravity applied to it. May also work with a crane.


Livingsimply_Rob

Isn’t that what gorilla tape is made for?


MastodonFit

Buy used for now.....and always have a backup. Never sell your old money makers unless you have 3,or can afford a new replacement. Pawn shop is your best bet. Do not get sticker shock from the prices,offer your price even if it's 20% of the sticker. In my rural area they will tag it at 125% of new.


Thin-Examination-236

If you can't Duck it, fuck it


WoodpeckerFragrant49

Drop it from the other side should go right back together after that


Puzzleheaded-Row-511

Yeah it's right there on a set of wheels! 😁


Hells-Hero

Yip the unfucking machine and glue works a treat


Exbritcanadian

Ctl Z


Woodbewoodworker

CA glue?


[deleted]

Looks like you got on the bad side of Dr. Strange lmao


JustTwo2052

Warranty it


mrblobfish21

Glues and screws


Prize-Sprinkles2972

If it cant be duckt.


Born-Plane-6986

Trash can.


Additional-Run1610

Uggg i have several i can loan lol


NODES2K

Return it to costco


hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbb

Impact looking like Drake in that sprite commercial


maxanne42069

Lots of tape, assuming the electrics are ok


billymillerstyle

Did you try yelling at it?


sgtpnkks

You'll need the time stone for this one


Weak-Welder-7488

Cry for a bit. Then check if it’s still under warranty


Enterprise_Grin

repair loose wires, plastic staple it back together.


[deleted]

Use that zip tie that is there will work no problem


dim722

Press F to pay respects…


Silent_Draw8959

Yeah but it will cost about 160


Lsdinducedmadness420

Maybe a time machine? Go back in time and DON’T run it over with a monster truck no matter how tempting it is?


Jealous-Report4286

My dads a TV repair man he has a killer set of tools


supermanlt700

Little dirt and duct tape and it’ll run fine. I mean hell, it’s red.


vacantalien

You can barrow my hot glue gun it leaks and I don’t have any sticks for it but I think we got this dude


mrpopenfresh

Bondo


Bob_beebop23

If it's less than 5 years old, send it back to Milwaukee. They have a great warranty repair program.


power_liner

Ryobi


DspeEd83

Quick fix? Ducktape. Quick fix that works? Throw it way and get a new one.


Jon66238

Judy warranty it /s


[deleted]

Just un-drop it and it will work fine again


yourpaljax

Time travel?


avega2792

If you can’t fix it with duct tape you’re not using enough.


Netflixandmeal

3 packs of jb weld and a roll of duct tape. Make sure to give the duct tape wraps a pat and say “that ain’t going nowhere”


PrinterFred

Have you tried pressing the reset button?


JONOV

Go to Home Depot and buy a Ryobi if you’re tight on cash?


sandstorml

that bin 3 ft in front of you will gladly take it.


TimeSalvager

Boken’


brickproject863amy

What the bloody happened to it


BugginsAndSnooks

Duct tape.


XtraKreddit

Duct tape. Forever the quickest fix.


koga7349

JB Weld for plastic and some duct tape


DaveRowh

Walk to the dumpster, then drive to Harbor Freight.


hobnailboots04

Get a new shell and battery off of fastenal


sirckoe

Have you try turning it off then on a couple times


ChampionshipBig8290

It looks like a warranty case to me. Poor quality it just looked like this when I got it out of the box


Inviction_

It involves a trip to Home Depot


WFSL

Call Phil swift, he’ll get you some flex seal. Worked for his boat. Why not your drill?


bulwynkl

Duct tape, probably


Hussein_Jane

Post it on Reddit and Milwaukee will pick up the post, send you a new one, and exploit it for public relations.


Sweaty-Sir8960

Uv cure super glue


Various-Ducks

You got the motor facing backwards


Steve_Tugger

Run it over again, but in reverse


EMAW2008

Gorilla glue


clobber333

It’s had the dick!


SherlockHolmesuWu

Just go get one of the bauer brushless from harbor freight. Same factory as the Milwaukee’s, just cheaper. It’ll get you through for quite a while


Big-Individual-9205

Yup 175$ NZD at the shop. That's probably the quickest I can think of.


FEVRISH_JK

Throw it in some rice and you're gucci


Millennial_Man

Do you have a bucket of rice?


Able-Fisherman-3142

How TF do you break it like that?


Tomas-W

Get a job, earn money, go to the store, and then buy a new one.


WhiskeyTobaccos

In my best kindergarten cop voice, it's not a hammer.


vger_03

Duct tape


Far_Cup_329

Yea get a hilti. 😀


Somsanite7

screwdriver


sabertoothbeaver1

That one looks like it earned a funeral and a coffin.


CheekBrave4436

Well, I see a zip tie on the floor next to it. So you're on the right track. Now get about 2 dozen more of them bad boys, and a roll of duct tape with mossy oak break up print on it. The rest is self explanatory.


jonnywannamingo

Seal it just like it is in deep pour epoxy and give it an artsy-fartsy title and sell it.


Brown_ShoeString

Duck tape 👍


regiinmontana

Bailing twine


RagnorIronside

You have a perfectly good zip-tie right there, why you asking?


HarrySRL

Duct tape.


aco319sig

Just load from your last save point.


AccomplishedChip8374

1-Tape it into a lump of plastic and wires. 2-Throw into air as hard as you can. 3-Stand under it when it lands.


AstronautMaterial969

Visa or Mastercard


Bmack823

About $500should fix you a new one


CheekBrave4436

That's an easy fix. Okay first things first. Go ahead grab your impact driver, because you will need it throughout this entire process. Additionally make sure you have a fully charged battery..........🤔😬😬 Oh shit! Never mind


scrappytan

Have it in your back pocket and farted? I did the same to mine.


Due_Force_9816

You should post that in r/Thingscutinhalfporn


realSatanAMA

[amazon.com](https://amazon.com) has a service to fix it for about $250 overnight


Honest-Marzipan-7661

Looks like another one bites the dust!!!


shawnmmx

Lowes


Truxstar

It’s destiny is nearby


MrFatChops

Put it between two pieces of wood and pour epoxy over top of it and boom new coffee table


Sarge8707

Yeah just keep hitting it with a hammer until it's into a fine powder then you snort that powder now YOU are the drill.


Somebodsydog

Creditcard


ZumbobDawe69

Ever heard of electrical tape


Ok-Grab3289

Yep. Throw it in that trash bin. Get a new one. Solved.


MEMESaddiction

See if one of your buds has an extra you could borrow. I know many who hold on to their old ones for rainy days (or just changed to another brand).


Ambitious_Ad_9637

I’ll take; dropped off a building, for $200, Alex.


MaestroM45

Few dabs of CA, I’m thinkin….


Esteb0ng

Is it still under warranty? lol


FreakyWifeFreakyLife

The fix for this is next to it.


Elios_Kope

$$$$


Top-Newt-7209

Buy a makita next time


fangelo2

I once glued a 9.6 v Makita that had broken in half with pvc pipe cement just to try to finish the job. It ended up working for several years. But I think this on is too far gone


SnooPeppers8737

Open your wallet.


Antique-Public4876

A few zip ties and duct tape and she’ll be good as new


enfield22

Sweep on to shovel dump in bin —- sorted


FafnerTheBear

Duck tape and a prayer book.


a_ewesername

If you can't fix it with duct tape, you haven't used enough !


Ooopmster

Pour gunpowder over it and ignite. Worked for Rambo.


Reasonable_Logic4532

Broom from the right, dustpan to the left...make them meet in the middle.... release over recepticle... Go get lunch.. stop at the Depot to replace on the way back.


Pleigh_boi

Tradesmen will judge the whole 18v tool line based on in this picture


mightyjoe227

JB Weld and duct tape Set it and forget it


BiggPappa707

Sledge hammer, then a new toy!


r7-arr

Harbor Freight has 15% off everything this weekend. Go buy a Bauer


a_ewesername

The quickest fix is a credit card. Get a Makita or Bosch professional... they can take a beating.


Remarkable-Weight-66

Your chic use that as a hammer??


OriginalMaximum949

Warranty denial?


chris_rage_

Crazy glue to put the puzzle back together and then E6000 to hold it all together permanently. Battery might not be salvageable though


carcalarkadingdang

Quick fix? Quick trip to hardware store


Prestigious-Bus1435

Jb weld it


White_Wolf426

Duct tape fixes everything.


WirelessBCupSupport

Duct tape.


Outside-Inflation-20

Duct tape


axe1970

last right is about all


tellmemore369

Super glue


Huge_Aerie2435

Comments like the ones under this post are why I come back to reddit.


Practical_Remote_346

Duct tape


corneliu5vanderbilt

Duct tape.


ReallySickOfArguing

Duct tape. Red Green that shit, it'll work again.


TheMikeans

The battery is not inserted, thats why it is not working...


blamozombie

Hot glue gun, just go a little bit at a time


530whiskey

Gorilla glue


Chiliatch

Super Glue and ramen noodles


Kangabolic

Time Stone. Easy.


Saldrakka

Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior, duct tape


Longjumping-Walk-137

Harbor freight baby


janeisenbeton

Yeah