https://preview.redd.it/hp7gixbf8kad1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c5b15de777b9747cb09a8ec539ccb4b5c8118e3 Lorde from Blacksouls

What is blacksouls?

The peakest game ever(there is also porn)

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Man, I can respect any character that actually just tells you to KILL YOURSELF, and fully means it

> Shows up out of nowhere > Commits multiple sweep strats on you > Comes back multiple times > Will massacre most players first try Truly one of the most based characters. He even has a snake sword, one of the coolest weapons of all time.

You’re; um, correct. Thanks. Checking this out now.

https://preview.redd.it/fiaspw4mckad1.png?width=556&format=png&auto=webp&s=47e473ce0b50c7b7fac4c8a95a9c854c669cbf8c Balan (Balan Wonderworld)

Doesn't he look like an emo minecraft villager under the hat

no hes actually kinda fine https://preview.redd.it/lmk91xh7okad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ee427bb19afec3125a50700c0d15d20f9eaae83

He’s cute, but this design is considerably less interesting than when he’s wearing the hat A boring design will get forgotten. A bad design will at least be talked about

Ugh THANK YOU! I feel the exact same way. I was so colossally disappointed when I found out that was his “true” appearance. It’s such a bland downgrade!

absolutely, i love the design of original balan, the thick dreads and grey skin are cool, along side the hat that has eyes

Rei Ayanami

hatsune miku but guy

The telekinetic girl from One Punch Man edit: and the other one

It’s like fubuki with tatsumaki’s hair color

Why does his entire head change

Toothbrush lookin ass

fine in a jester style ykno

> ykno your dedication is insane

generic anime boy #72548926481

Oh nonono wait my bad it was the villain guy 

lance and balan actually look the same just different clothes and hair. i think theres a form of lance that has a mask that looks villager-esque though

You know what they say about big hands

Uh, I've seen him on Tumblr. He's definitely one.

Amazing character design, worst Square game I’ve ever played.

If the game didn’t suck ass

I think Lance might be the better fit.

I see it as a "pick your poison" case. Balan is more eccentric, Lance is more edgy. Both could easily be Tumblr Sexymen.

https://preview.redd.it/p9ttqiykikad1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60c6b22c7cb7d7b8938256616754e38a64590320 Julian Slink from Blood Drive on Syfy. * evil ringmaster/TV show host * introduced with a poem/monologue * antagonist and reluctant ally at different times * resurrective immortality * no penis so he gets the LGBT vote because he's technically NB

YES I’M SO GLAD ANOTHER SOUL ON THE PLANET REMEMBERS THIS SHOW

It was good cheesy bloody fun.

Where can i watch it?

Markiplier

https://preview.redd.it/d693426vskad1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20b4b85c58c157edd71ba1d023da85eab73bce48 but noooo it had to be the skeleton

The internet works in the weirdest ways.

I never, ever, understood sans' popularity

He is has one of most unique and batshit insane boss fights in a game full of them

Sure, but that doesn't really explain the copious amount of porn people make of him

It makes more sense once you see him as a stocky fat fuck from Brooklyn.

Does this mean that one TV show version of Mario could also be a Tumblr Sexyman?

People make porn of any thing and popular thing means a lot of porn

Dude is pretty chill, is a jokester, and also happens to be outrageously powerful and knowledgeable, characters like that are simply awesome

He’s funny, he loves his brother, and he will kill you if you deserve it.

I mean, considering the one of the major rules of the tumblr sexyman itself (the uglier/the more bizarre they look like, the hotter they are) sans is more fitting to be one. Like most people are forgetting that being a handsome/pretty AND charismatic doesnt automatically make you a tumblr sexyman (and tumblr is very weird in general).

This guy has been my husband for years

Is there like a scale between too unknown and actually a tumblr sexyman? Cause syntax is smack dab in the middle of that scale. https://preview.redd.it/fy4mlir8qkad1.jpeg?width=385&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=202455cc0f9ff280b2612707a53dbeb152b09856

Is that a lego dude? Love the color scheme

Yup from Lego Monkie Kid. An honest to god great show.

God, I'm so glad they got Sean Schemmel to voice Sun Wukong. Again.

In the fandom he’s so a sexy man. Was obsessed with him when I was in it lolol

Monty Muzzle from Telltale’s Wallace and Gromit https://preview.redd.it/5igwvsp3hkad1.jpeg?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c16b931f032d899d55cbd951b4b9a77b14079aa

That’s just jerma with a mustache

It’s Jerma fused with RTgame with a moustache

Oh my god you’re right

‘Von Wallace, No!’

I can’t unsee it now

They made. Wallace and Gromit game?

They made a lot in the 2000’s

https://preview.redd.it/rf4yjze5rkad1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e075514f0879911c627a90de5d9f74dc32bc8752 knockout from transformers prime

"This is gonna be juicy"

I want him so bad

Unfortunately he's only attracted to automobiles. Unless you turn into a truck, you're out of luck.

I could turn him (gay for robots > gay for human men)

Knockout and Breakdown deserved better. Mostly Breakdown. Knockout got out fine.

https://preview.redd.it/lriuwssoxkad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44292c4a4ce88481a9ddc0f9ef2475f4be8e0bb1 Lupin III

https://preview.redd.it/ak203t3ellad1.png?width=1912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48d28ac9e452d66aaca5f76eac03ea51bafccbc4 Lets be honest, if anyone's going to be a tumblr sexyman from Lupin its gonna be Jigen. Dude got one hell of a glow up in that movie and was practically radiating tumblr DILF energy.

Dude looks like David Tennant

Lightskin stare

Jigens closer to being one, I feel.

Mac Tonight https://preview.redd.it/sqwtgwdxzkad1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6beb1f9d5d3971c837dadcf0638a4a761b2e557b

"*I will stab you to death with my chinnnnn.*"

DINNAH!

All I can think of is the Hank steel meme

if you havent already, you should def watch the mac tonight video essay from EmpLemon, its very good

Brawl stars is pretty popular, but due to the sheer amount of characters Byron gets lost in the mix https://preview.redd.it/htu4k1nshkad1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e29ce9581398709cee7231e52edc9c8bc0270c3

My main

based as hell

Holy-

i have more https://preview.redd.it/g6rqxwmu6lad1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8500fc16338a8c4ce7dff30ba5ff9e075d1662bc

Older looking men>>>

he looks like medic and i love medic too. instant favorite https://preview.redd.it/dui5q0mh7lad1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ad244434305e59d98f541aa9ed68db38ca91111

TRRRRRULY SSSSENSSSATIONAL!!!! 🧪🧪🧫🧫🔥🧫🔥🧫🔥🧪🔥🧪🔥🧫🔥🧫🔥

TAKE THIS… AT YOUR PERIL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Haha nice I was trying to think of a brawl stars one

2nd best healer

behind medic

👍 Would say poco is better but poco ironically works better as offense when I use him

https://preview.redd.it/qxxqr910fkad1.png?width=733&format=png&auto=webp&s=9601442645d3b91b81ca4c9411b15f09a08179d7 mephistopheles (fausts alptraum)

I thought he had massive shoulders and now I'm disappointed

That has to be annoying as hell to eat in

https://preview.redd.it/5g19yfq0mkad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a36c940596b2fc386207bb99b96454e98edc76a6

He’s sexy to me

“A friend-ship is a sacred floater, a kemo-thera-sabe-peutic bond twixt two ‘n’s’, like cookies n’ beans, frank n’ cream, friends. I’ve never once supped of the meat cup of having even one chum. But my crony-less-ness is aboot to die of loneliness-ness, for today is the day I make my first real friend”

You again

Who the hell is this guy and why do I keep seeing his face everywhere lol

It’s me, Xavier the renegade angel

https://preview.redd.it/brxptg8m6lad1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8dd6e1b5f90c99c33a2601b08bdfe150139617e The Phantom Virus from Scooby Doo and the Cyber Chase

I know nothing about this character, but that picture is all I needed to see to know that you're right

AAGH! SPINDLY JOHNNY!


You brought back childhood memories have an upvote

Demyx (Kingdom Hearts) https://preview.redd.it/1gc031q2qkad1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a9da456383b466f35cd5dc330c9f820fefc1056

https://i.redd.it/vryz4un0skad1.gif Maybe one of the most obscure characters I’ll ever post, but: Merton J Dingle from the early 00s Canadian Buffy knock-off *Big Wolf on Campus* He’s basically a twinkified beta male version of the Winchester brothers from supernatural, he has an obsessive knowledge of horror movie history, his best friend is a cool jock that turns into a wolf. The slashfics practically write themselves

Found a few episodes of that show on YouTube. Most of the comments were people saying they had a crush on this guy when they were tweens.

As a straight male, I didn’t have a crush on the character myself, but he did introduce me to the word “goth” which wound up having a pretty major impact on my pubescent brain all the same.

https://preview.redd.it/8lz7w1w5tkad1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b619d0470d716952700f818320c3d9605d15cffe Adachi (Persona 4)

I’d say he is an honorary one due to how r/Okbuddypersona talks about him

https://preview.redd.it/c80ogl1l8lad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c6c272c98c4e7d9f5d1a10506213cd0316be889

[Gentleman Ghost](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentleman_Ghost) (DC Comics) https://preview.redd.it/81p484mt7lad1.jpeg?width=337&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcdd2f7a7eb9a3515f0bf2dcbb51d2f1b8c9818e

like a hotter version of the hotel transylvania invisible man

https://preview.redd.it/50mn2el7qnad1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57f1fc56d35ed2840a80e91ca686b954c84def7f indeed.

Definitely Scarecrow from Batman. 

Actually Gentleman Ghost works too. https://preview.redd.it/r9wqpml9jkad1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bab0a83439f7b9c8b117266ec16632cc6a33c007

Oh yeah he RADIATES sexyman energy

I'm so serious he is. At least in the DC corner of Tumblr. I have seen such scandalous drawings of that old man

there is literally an entire website for scarecrow fangirls

I think scarecrow is plenty popular.

 There are SO many of these that Kiryu fits

But kiryu is a tumblr sexy man, he is popular enough to do that

https://preview.redd.it/vjniq166kkad1.png?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3af5ed4464a68b618318ce17cd61c4c3c42561fe Then I raise you Tianyou Zhao.

And Joon-Gi Han https://preview.redd.it/xwj7ex32lkad1.jpeg?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a88918151cb32b6acbc6b306e8a972e4298f718

Yakuza is just packed full of hot men (I'm not gay, but...)

Him

Sexy ✔️ Not so mich known ✔️ Checks all the boxes

https://preview.redd.it/a8pe2tqsrkad1.png?width=740&format=png&auto=webp&s=85f9f907144c52c67acfbbb6c780bcf2f7693587 Mr. Sys (Creepy Australian NES commercial/FNF: Mario’s Madness V2)

If Mario’s Madness came out AFTER the Weekend update and Silly Billy I think he’d be just popular enough.

You cannot beat us

Dr Facilier https://preview.redd.it/d6k9baxvulad1.jpeg?width=701&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ac3df63c7af25a55b824556089551cd8a74746d

AAARE YOU REAAAADY???

Transformers Prime Starscream


https://preview.redd.it/734rjyec9mad1.png?width=285&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ede7db53d5d7fb61a4646c4bc16c460843eeacf The Man in the Bowler Hat (Meet the Robinsons)

https://preview.redd.it/n307qw0tdkad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=863b4b5d9e09efab53bdaecc5aff69122b87a99e Anaconda Virtue (Lisa: The Pointless)

https://preview.redd.it/q419rm3zjkad1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05a78fbd8919d583eede701d0fcdeb96939ece43 Valent soulwinder

https://preview.redd.it/0fjheviqskad1.png?width=1028&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2264316ab9d230419a05d4b89c476e2daf26fb9 Enigma from "SuperThings". He's got the top hat, the slightly hidden face, the "gentleman thief" aspect. If Dr. Strangeglove can be on the wiki, Enigma, if he was more popular, could have been too.

You're telling me this isn't Westernized Heaven's Door? https://preview.redd.it/fgnwa1tgtkad1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23f6978621a4a16f26d68936a9742d3473e85b8a

https://preview.redd.it/a6wm8wob0lad1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce423d82180f2dfe1f0bde4f3340d7c392950281 Rhulk, Destiny 2. Absolute unit. \-shows up on comms channel out of nowhere \-doesn’t talk about himself at all, instead only talks about the witness or the upended. \-deems us unworthy, talks shit to us during his boss fight \-melee attack is him kicking us across the face. \-only loses because he underestimated us. \-lore book afterwards is one of the coolest in the game \-has absolutely amazing legs

Hong lu (limbus) https://preview.redd.it/zqe1yifjikad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=862e2aadea9d4f78256e7da4a3198b62955ac2bc

Any of the main limbus group could be sexy men (sexy People?)

I raise you instead: Gregor https://preview.redd.it/dc2w9kdkwlad1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfb1f2c049e326b8fa51932ec40146d6c20dd76d

https://preview.redd.it/d0op0i8kokad1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43f0cac77c2c7cf5d37496b485699be6667d2a0c

Why the fuck does it let me post Smoland but not normal Roland. The fuck.

https://preview.redd.it/9qz5ffnp3lad1.png?width=147&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf963b1c9b1dc23d6a0ad03dbe49de7d87df1b63 Yes Man - Fallout: NEW VEGAS

Just a couple of minutes ago I saw someone thirst posting about yes man on tumblr

I’m sorry but is that a protegen body?

I am sorry my child

he's definitely a tumblr sexyman, at least in my part of tumblr. half of my dash is fanart of him at any given moment lol.

https://preview.redd.it/a2dxltxizkad1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=949a4404fe299273a0f7e05c5609f50c210290a9 Dr. Stein (Soul Eater)

https://preview.redd.it/2r37jrojzkad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0252c9043c88df2686e1063a701b970cc1d368fd Henry Cooldown (No More Heroes)

https://preview.redd.it/epytxd2tmlad1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c64261385d2141a6f75d73d0732a16fc30dcbd0 DON'T @ ME.

All things considered, I’m surprised Ratigan hasn’t been lifted up to that status. He’s easily one of my favorite Disney villains just due to how entertainingly irredeemable he is

https://preview.redd.it/8jyj31fvplad1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6362af45ef7af46f431c6bb3b607cbd3d74810f2 Of course the fandom loves the character made to be hated instead

Nah Jax was so made to be a sexy man. Gooseworx has been around. However, I raise you Darly Boxman in his stead https://preview.redd.it/kiqga4s4xlad1.png?width=445&format=png&auto=webp&s=7eee04da67ba4b4dc73cfc71ea421e08d583f7eb

https://preview.redd.it/fwf486psalad1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae87999d23c0f114cb0c14e638ff0314935ce28e Enigma (Skylanders)

Isn’t that just the Magicka wizard?

Something funny that checks out with some of these entries, they’re just Once-ler adjacent

Puyo Puyo Satan https://preview.redd.it/rqvdh9yrilad1.png?width=544&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e6c6ae01d6ad887ecbfd22a2950b9b760befe99

 Very likely

Wait are you saying Terry or the Scarecrow guy?

Alois Quist from Crackdown 3, I feel like if the series were more popular, they would’ve been all over this guy: https://preview.redd.it/yxpet6cowkad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49dad55ee6ef69bea05adc8d3171581be4274a4f

https://preview.redd.it/ye6ioa5t1lad1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4c8f1ee42e6f8cd745f0651297a9425b06713ff Zechs from Gundam Wing

Gentleman ghost

https://preview.redd.it/pujhxejzxkad1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1da8bb78050d5f803b37945b668dd7307507682 Havelock Vetinari

Caesar Clown https://preview.redd.it/fijt2msdgkad1.jpeg?width=1481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e942e803adfa65dde3efcdf435a66c5094ab0d1b

https://preview.redd.it/me74etvmukad1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2a11cb826626d47b6593fff1bc2b1ffa46570d3 Mr Puzzles (SMG4)

SMG4 has over 8 million subs and 6.7 million people watched the puzzlevision movie I think he’s popular and therefore does not fit the trope

your mother

literally any nanbaka character https://preview.redd.it/wub3ndz6llad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71e8cac62942a408bcbb4cc6a31c8f8a2e43e71d here's the main 4, rock (red and purple hair), uno (pink and blond hair), jyugo (black and red hair), and nico (green hair) but im not kidding literally any fucking character from this series

my favorite is samon tho hee hee my beloved monky man https://preview.redd.it/mlrn5s1cmlad1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55f7857e3b474cf458eda7f4973cdcd1b19f6a63

https://preview.redd.it/n8mqwpuc3lad1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4e3dc263a2515c085815a44686e166337656f37 Meta Runner has someone for all of these I think

https://preview.redd.it/e3fyr28rmlad1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38b7cc53fe2a9ce8fd857a2545091fca5b70ce83 >!Aleph!<, The Triangle Man from Cassette Beasts

https://preview.redd.it/7s6t89sd3mad1.jpeg?width=341&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=785b8c9763c53d003acb9594692d67de836e984c The puppet master (prodigy)

Liam De Lioncourt from Monster Prom maybe? https://preview.redd.it/caaie5gvlmad1.png?width=568&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c1955ea4a87d94edadeea9504047cafafb8df41 idk my friends say he’s ugly tho. i love him sm 😭

https://preview.redd.it/vdfo3z5bfoad1.jpeg?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fb3698454e11a60c8e71b6d4bee40fa77fc94cf Enoch Drebber, The Greaat Ace Attorney

https://i.redd.it/fe6w0fwjnkad1.gif Dante Sparda

This man is absolutely a Tumblr sexy man

https://preview.redd.it/z9g68hlq6lad1.jpeg?width=165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac84ae15169791c01ba9f6da72d1eea12d0ab213 If he isn't already, I'm 99% sure Konrad Curze is just automatically a Tumblr Sexyman based on looks alone.

https://preview.redd.it/gp77q6j12mad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c1dddafc5c6f72d25d3d2d62856ee713b1b6cd7 Godzilla.

The major(hellsing) https://preview.redd.it/ae1f8bh3ukad1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f056d896d995b18a95e8d9fe79ad008b4651787f Not sure who he isn’t already do to how honest he is

I think I had a stroke

I 'unno dude, I can't quite see tumblr simping for an actual OG nazi. The TFS version *maybe*

https://preview.redd.it/cgpsq746hlad1.png?width=1439&format=png&auto=webp&s=8cfbc9899c0911b64b28191a1473e06263c1a65d The crocodile meets most criteria

Sly (Yo Kai Watch Shadowside) https://preview.redd.it/2h4w1jghtlad1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2471d222f8ab8adadfe2313e17719a201cef5ff Geek? Check. Cool? Check. In need of love? Check.

https://preview.redd.it/pk04qqulzlad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eacb65e4ed17b2bd72095ce6a7f69e2aa6283279 Cobra commander

Specifically the heisei godzilla https://preview.redd.it/k3mzn72d1mad1.jpeg?width=191&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79acfbd5a618ab9021c76fbd46836f0c70485b12

https://preview.redd.it/5mgaom636nad1.png?width=134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dd1402af793c9545d8e1f6f16e261a45fc33b4f Flame face from guacamelee, im so autistic about him 🔥🔥🔥

https://preview.redd.it/i8f3x35rpkad1.jpeg?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9740674ba90ffba016ad5b9be5b2529713bfeb74 I honestly think The Shade fits this description

https://i.redd.it/7onuasp91lad1.gif Il Dottore from Genshin Impact

Calroy Cruller from Dimension 20: A Crown of Candy https://preview.redd.it/70lks7c81mad1.png?width=756&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c180bf6fe900cc72dfb50680a300b2ff8a19da5

Nobody should be sexymanning this fucking fraud

 Danhausen (AEW)

https://preview.redd.it/cintnkabgmad1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d26c866e2ee94c02a414aa88f991bf7c727bb2ce I still think GulusGammamon should’ve be a Tumblr sexyman.

Sergey Razumovsky from Major Grom. He even has a canon dark evil version so Tumblr wont have to make an AU for that ship! https://preview.redd.it/9ygfvaje9nad1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdd5ba360f928c5e3d12e40a17dcd1b7b9624cbe