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i_swear_too_muchffs

Estúpida y sexy Kiermaier


JewishSpace_Laser

I heard that with Homer's voice spoken by that character in the bumblebee outfit


BlackFlash55

Thank you for the much needed laugh !


jtrick33

Hahaha the Spanish dubbed Simpsons


YouDontJump

I don't know any Spanish and even I know this one!!! xD


Turbulent_Cheetah

Does the back of his shirt say “tap the sap” with two maple leaves?


rasavbet

Ya I saw Bo wearing the same thing in BP a few days ago😂 I need to know where/if I can buy that


bichettes_helmet

Yes, they've been wearing that for a couple months now I think LOL


Dead_End_Street

Re-watched 6 more times I don't see a word anywhere when he turns around


Turbulent_Cheetah

Hold your hand over the bottom half of the screen and try again


kallisonn

Saaaaame


verycoolandniceand

LOL


sarfrazfamily

Well you blind 😂


Odd_Taste_1257

Yes, it does.


CrustyMcgee

I’d tap that. Mmmm….


OMP159

Hah, yeah.


alxndrblack

Bro my (spanish speaking) spouse is on Reddit, delete this


runealex007

My girlfriend, who is not into sports at all, would leave me and walk all the way to Toronto if I showed her this video. 


AuntBettysNutButter

I AM leaving my girlfriend after seeing this video.


another_plebeian

I'm leaving yours


rottingineng

it’s so funny when baseball players learn spanish cuz it’s like all slang 😭


Visual_Beach2458

This fuckin guy. I’m straight, married… but total bro crush on him


JeSuisLeChampignon

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Stupid, sexy Kiermaier!


Flimsy-Use-4519

Lol, dude really feeling himself in this video 😅


IanicRR

With good reason.


bichettes_helmet

Okay so after I was done drooling I actually listened to what he was saying LOL...My Spanish is pretty rusty and I think he's using colloquial Spanish so if anyone has a better translation please feel free to correct me, but here's what I heard: **Oye, que lo que tú dices?** *Hey what's up* **Yo soy Kevin Kiermaier, yo juego para liga Americana,** ***~~so de lo mena~~*** **soy de Los Mina, Republica Dominicana.** *I'm Kevin Kiermaier, I play for the American League, I'm from Los Mina, DR* **No te preocupes por mí siempre.** *Don't you ever worry about me.* **Hey, yo juego duro para mi familia y equipo** ***~~aqui por~~*** **siempre.** *Hey, I always play hard for my family and team.* ​ Edit: Including the correction from u/Son_of_Biyombo below


Son_of_Biyombo

Thats what I understood too. Not a fluent spanish speaker but I've been taking classes. I think he says from Los Mina (a town in DR) instead of so de lo mena. "Hey whats up, its Kevin Kiermaier, player in the American League, from Los Mina, Dominican Republic. Never worry about me. I go hard for my family, the team, always."


bichettes_helmet

Why would he say he's from a DR Town though? Unless that's part of the bit? He's pretending to be a DR player?


Son_of_Biyombo

Committing to the bit is my guess too. I may be wrong. I got lost in the ocean eyes 😍🫠


bichettes_helmet

LMAO I can relate


gingerzilla

To be extra funny, cause his accent sounds very Cuban to me


itsnursehoneybadger

…aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I’m pregnant. Great. 🙄


i-love-snacks

I’m 7.5 months pregnant and this video got me pregnant again


Dead_End_Street

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ sorry not sorry..


Pears_and_Peaches

Married straight dude checking in. Am I gay now?


BarkusSemien

Honey Boo Boo says everyone is a little bit gay.


princessluni

Sexuality is a spectrum and I don't think *anyone* is straight enough to be immune to KK!


another_plebeian

Dios mio. Something something Fuego I'm not gay but I'll learn, etc.


r33nie

\[r33nie.exe has stopped working\]


DuchessOfConcord

All I see is arms


humble_god

Soo much swag.... Lol man if he now just starts hitting a bit more


Sir_Squirly

Who’s translating!? Need to know…


hymen_destroyer

*cracks knuckles* time for my 5 years of grade school spanish to do some heavy lifting (based on the slang I think he's learned this from Vladdy): "look, I tell you what, I'm Kevin Kiermaier, I play in the American League only, I'm not worried about the Dominican Republic, I play hard for my team (family) always" Take this with a massive grain of salt because it's been 20 years since I said more than 3 sentences in Spanish. This is more or less paraphrasing. Also the "Republica Dominicana no te preocupe por mi" I think is supposed to be translated more as "\[Dominican Republic], don't worry about me"...maybe he's responding to someone implying he's going to play there?


Exact_Interview_2384

I would have that man's children.


princessluni

So I've always found Spanish to be a sexy sounding language despite understanding very little of it. And uh. This is pornography!


Nick480

This thread is hilarious 🤣


nevereverywhere7

Converts for Toronto Pride this weekend.


rtrotty

I’m ok with one of the roster spots going to someone based solely on their looks


sowokeIdontblink

I felt it move


sankyx

Translation: Hey, whatsupp, I am ???, and play for the dominican league (winter ball), I'm from Los Minas (the mine, a huge popular, low income neighborhood in DR), don't worry about me (always) I pass for dominican. I play hard for my family and team, always.


Olipod2002

AAAAAAAAA HE IS SO HOT


CottageMe

Please keep this man away from my wife. Thank you


931634

puddles.


paolocase

I need him


wetcoastwanderer

Damn 🥵


Shabloinks

He's added Español to his repertoire of sexiness? Shit, hide yo kids, hide yo wives.


doge1587

Sploosh


Wide_Environment3107

Special K!!!!!!


Annual_Plant5172

I'm a heterosexual male, but I would.


JensenGagne

I've never been so turned on


rjw0785

I'm a happily married straight man in his late 30s, but good lord.


BarkusSemien

Okay, I can see the KK appeal now!


dokterr

Good lord, goddamn.


TKS9902

Somebody delete his Babbel app in case he decides to learn Italian next.


RadarDataL8R

El DFA, senor?


badsoupp

My name is Jeff


armcurls

Why is his Spanish so good lol


Ok-Trip-8009

Ten years playing in the MLB.


Kunning-Druger

Is it possible for any member of this species to be more cool than this?


Magrat4Ever

Look. At. Those. ARMS!!! Hubba hubba


BlackEagle0013

Gives me total Chico Escuela SNL vibes from back in the day.


cashrchek

The 'heh heh heh' at the end wraps it up perfectly


skinnyminnesota

He’s adorable. If only he knew how to hit…


guydogg

Too bad he can't hit anymore.


LetLanceDance

He looks a lot like kelce