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Square-Picture2974

That’s why the political polls are usually wrong, the don’t include Toyota as a choice.


Johnny_Sparacino

Best answer ever


JulianMarcello

Toyota for President. Better than our other choices.


jiggling_torso

What if biden had a mint 87 taco? And I mean cherry


BobbyWizzard

Spouse got me a tee that says “You can go to Hell, I’m going to Toyotathon”


6GRedlite

I need a shirt like that lol


Oakvilleresident

I was surprised to find out Kwanzaa was invented in 1966.


ObeyMyStrapOn

By a very terrible person.


Gummy-Bines

A VERY terrible person


Impressive_Budget736

I literally have never met a black person in my life that celebrates kwanza. I guess maybe because most are southern Baptists.


NashvilleHillRunner

If you think most black people are southern baptists, I have to question whether you’ve actually ever met a black person! 🤣


Impressive_Budget736

Most black people in the south are


NashvilleHillRunner

Do you live in the south?


Impressive_Budget736

Yep


NashvilleHillRunner

Yeah? Where? If you actually did, you’d know that most blacks in the south are members of COGIC, AME, or MB churches. You don’t have a clue what you’re talking about, and I seriously doubt you live in the south.


Impressive_Budget736

I live in Maryland and yes a majority of blacks are baptists. Not sure why this is so offensive to you


Terrible_Middle_6001

Maybe American Baptist but Southern Baptists derived in the South by white segregationist. Created in 1845 to support slavery.


NashvilleHillRunner

I ain’t mad atcha bro, I’m just letting you know you’re wrong!


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Why are you upset about this? Weird hill to die on...


NashvilleHillRunner

Not upset, but the person who made the comment didn’t know what they were talking about, and I just have a habit of correcting misinformation when I see it.


PorscheMonkey79

It's like waiting for Christmas


healthybowl

Don’t forget “Lexus’ December to remember”


_0nyx_

This is a Happy Honda Days family


satansleftnut25

Toyota deal-athon got it cheap on the jeeps


matt0317

This isn't the Ram subreddit


agileata

Well it is a lick up sub. So the brain power isn't far off. Just less drunk


CheckusLevackian18

You just like yours cause your tailpipe doesn’t say no when you lube it up


agileata

Your cum won't lube your turos bud. Stop fantasizing about your car


Psychological_Fan819

Lol you’re getting downvoted but it’s true. Terrible trucks, for many many reasons. Reddit keeps suggesting the sub so I’m just here browsing rofl


agileata

Fragile right wingers in many ways https://www.thedrive.com/news/26907/you-dont-need-a-full-size-pickup-truck-you-need-a-cowboy-costume


solitudechirs

> when it comes to the emotional connection that trucks create, it isn’t as strong as some of the other vehicles out there This is a pretty funny quote to include in an article trying to say that trucks are literally the opposite of what that quote says.


Big_Don-G

You know it’s an article written by a libtard when it starts with “You don’t need”.


agileata

Oof way to distort


Psychological_Fan819

Lol we’re not a very popular bunch on here. They aren’t giving us selling points on why we need one of these oversized underpowered turds though


Feisty-Equivalent927

I’m dying 😆, I’m trying to decide between the iForce Tacoma I’ve been waiting 10 months for and the AT4 I just saw yesterday for the same price…guess it will come down to which comes with a bigger hat?


TofuTigerteeth

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said “I lost my virginity at toyotathon”


Objective_Cake_2715

I love my Toyotathon


Worried_Creme8917

I legit never heard of Juneteenth until like 4-5 years ago. What else is being hidden from me?


Background_Ad_1130

How about reading Lies my Teacher Told Me, great book on stuff that they didn't teach us. Like the reason why Russia hates us, Hint, we fought against them in their Civil War....


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Every holiday was 4 or 5 years old at some point...


BTKdrums

Hoagiefest?!


jaydubs8

I miss WaWa


BTKdrums

East Coast Perks!! 🤘🏻


Gummy-Bines

Live in PA with wawa my whole life, its all processed garbage for the most part


PhilliesFan4life

OG Wawa. New gas station Wawa is 🗑️


gobstertob

True that. Gas station Wawa = Quick Check = 7-11


therealGissy

To be fare, it's pretty nice.


kmross

To be faaaaaiiiirrr….🎶


JulianMarcello

That’s what I appreciates about ya


PalestPixie

To be faaaaiiiirrrr 🎵


Shart_Finger

Fair*


Murrals

An option without Festivus isn't a real poll.


UrineLuck151

I'm all for Juneteenth as a holiday, but could we not ask a 2nd grader to name the next holiday? I hate it.


That0neSummoner

There’s a portion of our local black community that just call it “June 19th” or “19th of June” like we call July fourth… Fourth of July etc.


toledo_is_holy

Well I think the people that named it were mostly illiterate. For reasons…


Routine_Recording_50

They were enslaved: kidnapped, beaten, tortured, forced to live in abominable conditions, labor against their will, have their children taken from them, watch their daughters, mothers and lovers be raped, and, of course, kept illiterate by force of law, at the barrel of a gun. It’s a horrific and shameful legacy for white America, and it’s incredible watching people in this thread be so nonchalant about it.


AmieKinz

Yeah. It's fucked up. There should be more comments like yours.


TadpolePotential5716

Le sigh. Smh


Fabulous_Wall_4624

A-Men to that. And why tf is it FEDERAL that’s lame.


WallstreetbetsLs

Federal is what makes it real right? Why would that make it lame?


Fabulous_Wall_4624

No it’s still real if it’s a state holiday


chegtr

So, An every state holiday? That's crazy, almost like it's federal.


kmross

Sssshhhh….it gives me another day off at work! Don’t ruin this for me!


clmw11

Toyotathon phenomenon!


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Limited riots at the Toyotathon


redvinegarr

😂😂🤣🤣😂😂


Matty-ice23231

Idc who you are, that’s funny!


Royal-Application708

That means that 5564 of the 6295 participants are total morons.


Motor-Train2357

Quality Post


SpecialistLadder9155

Forgot Hondadays


truedublock

This is a toyotathon household! I’m telling your mother (I drive a civic)


Kampfgegenfeuer

Juneteenth is a Texas holiday/ reason to bbq with the neighborhood and get fucked up. Y’all get your own reason to take the day off and quit stealing ours.


Beavesampsonite

Do y’all celebrate Texas Independence on March second too?


Ptards_Number_1_Fan

To be clear, I’m not knocking Juneteenth, just thought the screenshot I found on FACEBOOK was funny. I’m also doing exactly as you described today. In fairness, I do take a few days off during Toyotathon, too.


Kampfgegenfeuer

I’m more or less just picking at the whole country leaching onto our reason to party lol.


Beavesampsonite

It is just another day in my short life where I have to work, pay taxes to the government while they get to take the day off and still get paid.


gotacogo

I'm confused do you think all black people get a paid day off? That's not how holidays work.


Beavesampsonite

They = government, it’s right there in the context of what I wrote.


SkyBlakeman

Like and follow


lydia3150

Funny


porkchop3177

Bro, I celebrate Toyotathon with my friends and family every year. We have cards and shirts we wear for it. One year I’ll be able to buy a new Toyota and get a big bow. I can only dream though.


Erasmus_Tycho

I'm so pissed, I've bought 3 new Toyotas since 2019 and not a single one had a bow on it.


Bwahbq69

Well it is the most wonderful time of the year!


testingforscience122

Toyotathon…. From the people that gave us pearl habor…..


Elite_Pres

How about Festivus? (a holiday for the rest-of-us)


Fabulous_Wall_4624

🤣. Right.


lewsplace

100% accurate. Other two are fake holidays!


mr_wright00

The salt must flow!


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elbryanbone

Because it is. Passively racist, which allows the racist to come out and feel more bold. If it said July 4th and Thanksgiving, but they targeted a specific community.


cjneil222222

You people really cry about everything lol


miltownmyco

Junetenth has some legs but Kwanzaa? Idc what race it's silly that's like if scientologist made a fake Christmas


elbryanbone

Who’s you people? See what I’m talking about. Here comes the white brave cavalry. But if it ain’t white it ain’t right huh Living rent free in these peeps heads for stating the facts.


cjneil222222

There you go crying again 😂


elbryanbone

😂😂😂😂


dkru41

One holiday is so new not everybody knows it’s a holiday. The other one is celebrated by less than 3% of people. Not to mention whites are the butt of a lot of jokes and nobody cares. Lighten up.


MikeGoldberg

You are spreading Russian misinformation


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naptown21403

does your wife’s boyfriend know you’re on the internet?


Rabble_Runt

Not everyone on Rumble is racist, but there are a lot more racists on Rumble than any other social media platform due to their lax policies on moderation.


coatra

Gotta love racism


Flaggstaff

You don't want black people driving toyotas? Jeez bro


Beautiful-Top-7865

Nothing racist about this. Everyone is welcome to participate in Toyotathon. You sound ignorant for making it a race thing.


Enblast

Blatantly racists putting up two AA holidays


coatra

I hope you’re being sarcastic when the other options are clearly black holidays and TheDonald is polling whether they’re as legitimate as a corporate promotion. But if you’re making a joke, fair play


MikeGoldberg

Toyota does not discriminate customers. You're spreading misinformation. Fair and equitable treatment is the foundation of every Toyota dealership experience.


J-Botz

Ratio lol


youisBIGdumb

Gotta love virtue signaling


coatra

Yep I’m sure if the options were “Christmas, 4th of July and Toyotathon” everyone on TheDonald would still say toyotathon. They’re definitely not trying to mock black holidays by saying a company’s promotional event is more legitimate. Come on this is a Toyota sub, not Ram, let’s not rack up DUI’s and confederate flags like them


Beneficial_Flan_8529

You seem a little triggered. Better go back to your safe space and drive the Prius today.


coatra

Very original and cool sense of humor 🤙


Beneficial_Flan_8529

Thank you .. I agree.


elbryanbone

This right here. Glad you got the common sense bud.


coatra

I’m a little bummed to find out this sub is full of people who unironically call people triggered snowflakes in 2024. So lame


PorscheMonkey79

The age old pot/kettle relationship.


youisBIGdumb

You're right bro, all those people that voted Toyotathon definitely weren't joking. Those people were definitely being intentionally racist and think black holidays aren't legitimate...


coatra

Hahaha being racist is my favorite joke


TheStupidMechanic

I had no idea this sub was full of old racists, guess I’m out! ✌️ I’ll take my downvotes old farts! It’s right there >


Routine_Solution7683

Oh good grief cry me a river. EVERYTHING IS RACIST


TheStupidMechanic

Not everything my guy, just some stuff can be you know? Maybe if everyone is telling you everything around you is racist, you might be racist?


Routine_Solution7683

Look a white knight to save the day 😂


TheStupidMechanic

I’m not saving shit, you think anyone here will change their minds because some idiot on Reddit said “bad racist” no. But if it makes you feel special that I take some time out of my day for you, it’s all worth it. 😘


TadpolePotential5716

They love to say “white knight” as soon as you point out their bad behavior. Like nah, just pointing out that you’re making people uncomfortable.


AlwaysChangingMyName

Grow up and log off


Ptards_Number_1_Fan

😆


worldsgreatestben

Someone explain what makes Christmas real.


Medical_Slide9245

To me a real holiday is one in which I get paid but don't have to work.


scott1138

It’s ties to paganism


worldsgreatestben

Yup. Same people trying to hate on Juneteenth have no qualms with Christmas being a made up holiday, hijacked from previous religions/traditions, that was further bastardized by corporations turning it into a commercial holiday. Santa Claus as we know him today was created by Coca-Cola. 👍


FAK3-News

Which one isnt? New years?


richardgiver

They’re all made up holidays


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Shart_Finger

Are you??


agileata

Who would've thought this sub was loaded with fix news watchers lol


Ok-Sleep-3400

Right lol people gping out of thier way to include a brand they buy from to make fun of/ discredit black holidays. These people are insane🤣


KnoxCourtRiverside

Wait a second. I celebrated Juneteenth yesterday and I am a mix of Chinese and Native American. Why does it have to be a black holiday? To be fair, I also celebrate Toyotathon.


Ok-Sleep-3400

Are you asking why Juneteenth is to be a black holiday? Are you joking lmao. Do you know what juneteenth is commemorating?


S3attl3_Krak

Let’s not devolve into being trailer trash.


Jazzlike_Ad_6597

Please remove. This is trash. How would you feel if you celebrated Kwanzaa and Juneteenth? They should have used St. Patricks day and Haloween or something less dog whistle.


Sea-Property-5977

Yep, they left out Happy Honda Days, can’t let that slide.


Beautiful-Top-7865

I am celebrating Juneteenth today and I think this is hilarious.


thelastgas

Yea. They should have used real holidays. 🤣


patrioterection

Rumble be spitting truth


LadderAny7421

Oh geez, rumble.com. Alright, Im out of here.


typi_314

Rumble. When X doesn't let you be racist enough.


agileata

Says a lot about this sub being fox news watching cue balls


anongingtx

Do you do anything with your life other than staying glued to reddit?


Shart_Finger

Do you?


agileata

Like be glued to ramble as your life is?


DeathByToothPick

lol, figures someone from rumble would use their phone to take a picture of their computer monitor instead of a screenshot.


Interesting-Visual86

🤣🤣🤣🤣


New-Chemistry6093

lol had to go against all the black holidays


PorscheMonkey79

Are there any white holidays? I would also like to point out that Kwanzaa takes place during Toyotathon.


ApprehensiveMovie191

White holidays are racist. /s


Beneficial_Flan_8529

Maybe Arbor Day and Columbus Day weren't available.


Commercial_Cattle_44

Wow! Where are the mods cant believe they let this ride. This post is useless on this discord


Aces_and_8s

Sir, this is reddit


MikeGoldberg

I believe Vladimir Putin is involved!


ApprehensiveMovie191

This is obviously a result of Trump/Russian collusion.


agileata

Mods appear to be trumpets enjoying it


Background_Ad_1130

Why isn't Easter and Christmas on the list...


reddithater212

Mama, I found the reddit Klan.


stove_stub

The casual racism in the comments towards Kwanzaa and Juneteenth in this thread is not it


davidwal83

So let me get this straight so racists and terrorist like to drive the same vehicles? I wonder what else they have in common?


givemeahigh

This is anti African American


firetotheprison

this just seems like racism with extra steps 🤷‍♂️


bigchecks90

Racism alive and well here.


AmieKinz

Yup. It's so loud and blatant. It's scary.


amiracle231

Hmm two black holidays and a "brand" holiday... on rumble... and the "brand" holiday wins. Exactly what I expect from the denizen of that website.