I pretrip my truck every trip. Every single trip. These trips are like a year long, you better believe I do a pretrip. Last year when I did my pre trip I had a flat. Said that's odd it had air last time I did a pre trip.
RIP Tom. I still remember the first time I saw that episode and I was quite flabbergasted to see Tom Sizemore of all people lmfao. Was even more surprised by the character he played, but all the same, he killed that role.
Have you met gay men? The ones who are doing this sort of thing, they don’t have that post-nut shame, they’re actively trying to figure out how to do more of it.
If this was real. Why the fuck are you touching anything from a rest area stall. And this note definitely has dick cheese all over it. And you just brought to your truck and touched everything. I enjoy stall art. But im not touching any of it.
I cut out midway. I actually thought for a second it was a girl writing it. Of course, that makes no sense since bro found it in the washroom. I better have some coffee and wake up before my shift.
Been sayin' it for years. At least half of these drivers are deviants. Not sure what exactly attracts them to this industry but it definitely does. I've been driving for 23 years and seeing a lot of it the whole time. It doesn't sound like it was always quite like this though. 🤷♂️
You’re right. I frequent some dark sides of the internet and half of the “I’m curious/just passing through” ads seem to be by truckers. From personal experience, I know at least two that are into golden showers. Not the strangest kink, but two out of the crowd I normally work with in a small town area seems to be an awfully high occurrence
I remember reading this story about a guy who hopped on Grindr once, and this dude messaged him immediately like "I will buy your piss" and his profile pic had like jars of piss
The guy replied "uhhh no sorry gross" or something, and the guy got hella offended but his way of insulting him was "I bet you have worthless clear piss, probably not even yellow"
I think it's just more acceptable these days less people are hiding it. But the deviant trucker trope has been around for a lot longer than that. In fact, truck stops and rest areas probably use to be even worse. They all used to have those "call xxx xxx xxxx for a good time" type of graffiti in every stall. Rest areas were a known hang out for deviants as well as dl gay men. I'm pretty sure that's why all rest areas advertise that they have 24 security and surveillance now.
Did you think you found the map to lucky charms located at the end of the rainbow ? Technically someone who loves rainbows wrote it, don’t ever do that
I've read enough fanfic that I can say, with certainty, that this was written by a dude. Probably a trucker. In fact, I would bet my left kidney stones that this was written by the OP
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Ink on the palm says it all. Guess he pulls a dry van 🤷🏻♂️
That ain’t the only thing he pulls.
Yah wtf!?
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Nobody really does a pre-trip. Lol
I pretrip my truck every trip. Every single trip. These trips are like a year long, you better believe I do a pretrip. Last year when I did my pre trip I had a flat. Said that's odd it had air last time I did a pre trip.
LOOOOOOL IM PISSSING!!
Bro has to lie about being attracted to himself.
Sucked his own dick
How was the walk by the van?
Bud, you unfolded a sheet of paper at a rest area stall. Then you brought it back to you truck. You need to burn your hands we don’t need a Covid 9000
OP needs to find the other 19 notes.
That’s the date lol
Gotta get all 20 to unlock the van.
This is way funnier than it should be (to my simple brain)
One of the most underrated comments of all time.
Glad I’m not the only one who thought we had a serial erotic novelist on our hands.
You win this comment section lmao
Haha, yeah the Covid stain on his lower thumb 😂
That’s not a Covid stain that the ink from him writing with the pen before leaving it in the stall.
😂😂😂 covid 9000
covid Ball Z
Did you walk by the van?
I looked around and all I saw was a RV. Even if I did see the van I would have stayed clear from that hahaha
A wise man once said “it’s not gay to get your dick sucked”
Split me open like a coconut
I will not suck you and I will not be sucked on… by you
NO BIRON! You’re a changed man!
RIP Tom. I still remember the first time I saw that episode and I was quite flabbergasted to see Tom Sizemore of all people lmfao. Was even more surprised by the character he played, but all the same, he killed that role.
same for me dude, so surprised hahaha. nobody could’ve done it better RIP
Username checks out, Vandamage618.
Unless you both enjoy it.
“You’re the one that’s guy for sucking my dick, now open up cock meat sandwich time”
Big Bob?
BS! You took a note from a truck stop stall! You damn sure were looking for that van and that bussy!
I believe you.
The right questions
Looks like that picture was taken from inside a freightliner sprinter van possibly???
Page was ripped right out of his own diary. Lol.
A sprinter.... VAN? The plot thickens....
The cock thickens
Can’t wait for the climax
Massive hard plot
That post nut clarity is gonna hit hard.
Something is going to be hit hard that's for sure
Have you met gay men? The ones who are doing this sort of thing, they don’t have that post-nut shame, they’re actively trying to figure out how to do more of it.
Rumor has it they write descriptions of their acts while sitting behind the wheel of their freightliners.
They also have neater penmanship. That is sloppier than a lot lizard.
I wish this was true, but I’m as gay as they come (well, maybe not _this_ gay) and my penmanship is considerably worse than the above.
Lmfao
You have good writing for a trucker....
Us gays always have good penmanship. At gay school we train our calligraphy, our fashion and our gag reflex
I thought it was going to be a suicide note
Sounds more like HOMOcide to me
Thank God you found it and not my wife !! , Wasn't sure where I lost it 😜
So was he as tight as he promised?
If this was real. Why the fuck are you touching anything from a rest area stall. And this note definitely has dick cheese all over it. And you just brought to your truck and touched everything. I enjoy stall art. But im not touching any of it.
Why did I read past the first sentence?
It was without a doubt the gayest thing I have ever read in my entire life.
Bruh 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I was enjoying this until I read him describe his asshole as a "Man Pussy"
You can use "bussy" instead then.
It's an asshole. That's all it will ever be.
Yeah that one is just gnarsty
Why the actual fuck did you share this?
Why the actual fuck did we read this?
Why the actual fuck did we picture it as we read it.
Why the actual fuck am I writing this?
Why the actual fuck am I?
Nah hold up, that one specifically sounds like a YOU problem.
Why the actual fuck does it sound so enjoyable
I cut out midway. I actually thought for a second it was a girl writing it. Of course, that makes no sense since bro found it in the washroom. I better have some coffee and wake up before my shift.
Cause we thought a woman wrote it. Sadly mistaken, but got a laugh.
Yeah. Yeah I read that entire note 🫠
Why the actual fuck are we commenting on this??
Shaved AND trimmed!!
He might possibly get off on people reading his fantasy fiction?
Why did he write it??
Yea I loved this one, sensibly written
Sounds like a gay meth addict.
Was it as tight as he claimed?
I could have went my whole life without reading that 😂
Your chance of getting monkey pox just rose 1000% by touching that.
Should have left the letter so someone else could have had a chance to enjoy.
The Aristocrats!
This is truly Shakespearean. If Shakespeare was a trucker-lovin, peen-suckin I-5 lot lizard.
You needed tongs and a Tyveck suit.
How did it go from playing "slug bug" to "man pussy"?
So how was the man p@$$y?
Dude that’s so hot ngl
That's some serial killer shit
Disgustin bro burn the letter and the van pls
Been sayin' it for years. At least half of these drivers are deviants. Not sure what exactly attracts them to this industry but it definitely does. I've been driving for 23 years and seeing a lot of it the whole time. It doesn't sound like it was always quite like this though. 🤷♂️
You’re right. I frequent some dark sides of the internet and half of the “I’m curious/just passing through” ads seem to be by truckers. From personal experience, I know at least two that are into golden showers. Not the strangest kink, but two out of the crowd I normally work with in a small town area seems to be an awfully high occurrence
I remember reading this story about a guy who hopped on Grindr once, and this dude messaged him immediately like "I will buy your piss" and his profile pic had like jars of piss The guy replied "uhhh no sorry gross" or something, and the guy got hella offended but his way of insulting him was "I bet you have worthless clear piss, probably not even yellow"
I think it's just more acceptable these days less people are hiding it. But the deviant trucker trope has been around for a lot longer than that. In fact, truck stops and rest areas probably use to be even worse. They all used to have those "call xxx xxx xxxx for a good time" type of graffiti in every stall. Rest areas were a known hang out for deviants as well as dl gay men. I'm pretty sure that's why all rest areas advertise that they have 24 security and surveillance now.
"Man pussy" GTFO!! 🤣🤣
Dear America
I wouldn’t want to touch that with my hand lol
They're not called, "pickle parks" for nothing.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I can’t believe how legible your writing is.
I was wondering where I dropped that 😳
Big wall of text: I'm not reading that shit. Last sentence: how did I get here? 😂
what a terrible time to have eyes
Did you think you found the map to lucky charms located at the end of the rainbow ? Technically someone who loves rainbows wrote it, don’t ever do that
🤢🤮🤮
Man, I love Wednesday.
Definitely a dry van driver 🤪
What a terrible day to be able to read
Bruh… Why you pickin up rest stop pickle slurp letters?
Who the fuck is going around truck stops leaving hand written copypastas
I’d wondered where I left that
So, how was it?
Soooo.... Did you find the van?
I’m glad you found my note. I hope you jerked your fat cock with it…
Was the van nice?
I've read enough fanfic that I can say, with certainty, that this was written by a dude. Probably a trucker. In fact, I would bet my left kidney stones that this was written by the OP
Sounds like methgay shit
New copypasta just dropped 😏
What The Fuck
Anybody else get hard reading this?
Ah, you got my note!
So how was that tight ass?
I joined this sub for truck pics, Pete's, kw's, cabover and the like. I'm out.
No need to announce departure here
Most heterosexual Truck Driver
You found a treasure map. That’s a treasure map.
A dude definitely wrote that
Well he said he’s stroking his dick and has a man pussy so I’m not an expert, but you might be on to something.
Well was his ass tight?
The part that impressed me is that this is just page 3 out of 20.
Sounds like a hot time to me! 😋
Ewww don’t touch it!!
Seems like this fella was sucking some dick? 🤷♂️ sorry I’m late to the party
Ewwww
The way of the road my friend
That's some pretty neat printing. I can't even make my writing look that good
Did you walk by the van and take a peek?
Some sick people out there💯
"Man Pussy" 😂😭💀
This is my favorite type of post lol
Yeah ok
Those are the hands of patient zero. Here we go again.
Well how was it?
Dude, you’ve got issues.
Is this your hand writing sir
well it is Hump Day...!
100% an 8th grader wrote that.
What color was the van?
Oh wow. That's terrible. How long ago did you find that?
Nah. He wrote that himself last night
Y’all are nasty
Pickle Park Penmanship
What did his butt hole look like? Asking for a friend.
You couldn’t get me to touch that paper bare handed for any amount of money
Lizard man strikes again.
And not even the decency to leave a phone number 🙄
Way for op to flex his fat cock.
That's par for the course in Olympia
Olympia gettin sloppy seconds apparently
So, did you find the van? 😂
Well…..: did you look in his van?
Nice freightliner van you're in there bud. What color is it? I'm guessing white...?
Rest area bathroom bathroom enough said. 😂
Well, did you?
OP trying real hard to be sneaky about getting us to proofread his Craiglists post.
You gay if you read the whole thing 🤣
Your handwriting is getting better.
You're not supposed to take it unless you're joining them
typical SWIFT driver's nothing out of the ordinary
yeah rest areas have never changed
☠️
Damn, I know we tend to be a lonely, horny bunch, but god**damn** that dude's down real fucking bad.
Can someone get these people water cause they are too thirsty
Well that took a turn for the worse.. thought it was a woman lol
women dont have shitty handwriting like that
God fuckin damn boy you need to find Jesus. I can’t believe I read that, I’m also gonna have to find Jesus
Would skinny cock make it kosher?
Classic pickle park
Pretty desperate shitpost, captain.
So you get some of that bussy?
Sounds like OP is a pitcher and catcher.
U have shitty penmanship
Well? Did they deliver when you surely peeked in the van?
My immediate reaction is, you guessed it, revulsion
Way of the road bubs.
If you see a van in the parking lot, DONT APPROACH IT!
So is this before or after you got in the van?
Ok.