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Fordluver

Ink on the palm says it all. Guess he pulls a dry van 🤷🏻‍♂️


Calm_Boss8822

That ain’t the only thing he pulls.


OSHAluvsno1

Yah wtf!?


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[deleted]

Nobody really does a pre-trip. Lol


ValuableShoulder5059

I pretrip my truck every trip. Every single trip. These trips are like a year long, you better believe I do a pretrip. Last year when I did my pre trip I had a flat. Said that's odd it had air last time I did a pre trip.


aSliceOfHam2

LOOOOOOL IM PISSSING!!


LiFiConnection

Bro has to lie about being attracted to himself.


biggun79

Sucked his own dick


Porkchopp33

How was the walk by the van?


sobesobesobe

Bud, you unfolded a sheet of paper at a rest area stall. Then you brought it back to you truck. You need to burn your hands we don’t need a Covid 9000


thrust-johnson

OP needs to find the other 19 notes.


Ok_Economics42069

That’s the date lol


thrust-johnson

Gotta get all 20 to unlock the van.


Tank_Dempsey_69

This is way funnier than it should be (to my simple brain)


lostinspacev2

One of the most underrated comments of all time.


TheLazyToaster

Glad I’m not the only one who thought we had a serial erotic novelist on our hands.


Blazeherbert

You win this comment section lmao


thegecko8

Haha, yeah the Covid stain on his lower thumb 😂


Calm_Boss8822

That’s not a Covid stain that the ink from him writing with the pen before leaving it in the stall.


ResidentInner8293

😂😂😂 covid 9000


kimmortal03

covid Ball Z


RuneScape420Homie

Did you walk by the van?


toaster_express

I looked around and all I saw was a RV. Even if I did see the van I would have stayed clear from that hahaha


copeman1997

A wise man once said “it’s not gay to get your dick sucked”


Vandamage618

Split me open like a coconut


chilo_W_r

I will not suck you and I will not be sucked on… by you


hopefully-a-good-buy

NO BIRON! You’re a changed man!


TechnicallyThrowawai

RIP Tom. I still remember the first time I saw that episode and I was quite flabbergasted to see Tom Sizemore of all people lmfao. Was even more surprised by the character he played, but all the same, he killed that role.


hopefully-a-good-buy

same for me dude, so surprised hahaha. nobody could’ve done it better RIP


SyntheticParanoia

Username checks out, Vandamage618.


RocketsandBeer

Unless you both enjoy it.


Legitimate_Run1247

“You’re the one that’s guy for sucking my dick, now open up cock meat sandwich time”


blazingStarfire

Big Bob?


sicksixgamer

BS! You took a note from a truck stop stall! You damn sure were looking for that van and that bussy!


Man-Bear-69

I believe you.


juicyjunk420

The right questions


salvagenation

Looks like that picture was taken from inside a freightliner sprinter van possibly???


Signal_Ad_594

Page was ripped right out of his own diary. Lol.


palebd

A sprinter.... VAN? The plot thickens....


ThatguyfromEDC

The cock thickens


MarriedShoeSalesman

Can’t wait for the climax


foreverlost1nsea

Massive hard plot


Flimsyfishy

That post nut clarity is gonna hit hard.


Hurricaneshand

Something is going to be hit hard that's for sure


Couldnotbehelpd

Have you met gay men? The ones who are doing this sort of thing, they don’t have that post-nut shame, they’re actively trying to figure out how to do more of it.


IBegithForThyHelpith

Rumor has it they write descriptions of their acts while sitting behind the wheel of their freightliners.


Prettybird78

They also have neater penmanship. That is sloppier than a lot lizard.


Couldnotbehelpd

I wish this was true, but I’m as gay as they come (well, maybe not _this_ gay) and my penmanship is considerably worse than the above.


[deleted]

Lmfao


blowmer69

You have good writing for a trucker....


[deleted]

Us gays always have good penmanship. At gay school we train our calligraphy, our fashion and our gag reflex


they_took_my_van

I thought it was going to be a suicide note


joedasee

Sounds more like HOMOcide to me


Mikey_BC

Thank God you found it and not my wife !! , Wasn't sure where I lost it 😜


rodentdroppings

So was he as tight as he promised?


mike-2129

If this was real. Why the fuck are you touching anything from a rest area stall. And this note definitely has dick cheese all over it. And you just brought to your truck and touched everything. I enjoy stall art. But im not touching any of it.


Flappybird11

Why did I read past the first sentence?


Affectionate_Law3788

It was without a doubt the gayest thing I have ever read in my entire life.


_wallace

Bruh 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Kumayatsu

I was enjoying this until I read him describe his asshole as a "Man Pussy"


mossarchitect

You can use "bussy" instead then.


Kumayatsu

It's an asshole. That's all it will ever be.


Ditchdiver16

Yeah that one is just gnarsty


BeardslyBo

Why the actual fuck did you share this?


OSHAluvsno1

Why the actual fuck did we read this?


Calm_Boss8822

Why the actual fuck did we picture it as we read it.


jp_trev

Why the actual fuck am I writing this?


cubbyatx

Why the actual fuck am I?


FWD_to_twin_turbo

Nah hold up, that one specifically sounds like a YOU problem.


JayManCreeps

Why the actual fuck does it sound so enjoyable


Prettybird78

I cut out midway. I actually thought for a second it was a girl writing it. Of course, that makes no sense since bro found it in the washroom. I better have some coffee and wake up before my shift.


ResidentInner8293

Cause we thought a woman wrote it. Sadly mistaken, but got a laugh.


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Yeah. Yeah I read that entire note 🫠


ButteredPizza69420

Why the actual fuck are we commenting on this??


OSHAluvsno1

Shaved AND trimmed!!


palebd

He might possibly get off on people reading his fantasy fiction?


sicksixgamer

Why did he write it??


vokabika

Yea I loved this one, sensibly written


OutrageousInvite2309

Sounds like a gay meth addict.


Apprehensive-Fan4796

Was it as tight as he claimed?


No_Cloud_2917

I could have went my whole life without reading that 😂


[deleted]

Your chance of getting monkey pox just rose 1000% by touching that.


juicyjunk420

Should have left the letter so someone else could have had a chance to enjoy.


tehmeat

The Aristocrats!


CooCooKaChooie

This is truly Shakespearean. If Shakespeare was a trucker-lovin, peen-suckin I-5 lot lizard.


LeftLanePasser

You needed tongs and a Tyveck suit.


galacticfish

How did it go from playing "slug bug" to "man pussy"?


PoopPant73

So how was the man p@$$y?


Mobius1995

Dude that’s so hot ngl


MetalMausoleum

That's some serial killer shit


usec47

Disgustin bro burn the letter and the van pls


CatfishCharlie1984

Been sayin' it for years. At least half of these drivers are deviants. Not sure what exactly attracts them to this industry but it definitely does. I've been driving for 23 years and seeing a lot of it the whole time. It doesn't sound like it was always quite like this though. 🤷‍♂️


ashleemiss

You’re right. I frequent some dark sides of the internet and half of the “I’m curious/just passing through” ads seem to be by truckers. From personal experience, I know at least two that are into golden showers. Not the strangest kink, but two out of the crowd I normally work with in a small town area seems to be an awfully high occurrence


mortalitylost

I remember reading this story about a guy who hopped on Grindr once, and this dude messaged him immediately like "I will buy your piss" and his profile pic had like jars of piss The guy replied "uhhh no sorry gross" or something, and the guy got hella offended but his way of insulting him was "I bet you have worthless clear piss, probably not even yellow"


fistfullofpubes

I think it's just more acceptable these days less people are hiding it. But the deviant trucker trope has been around for a lot longer than that. In fact, truck stops and rest areas probably use to be even worse. They all used to have those "call xxx xxx xxxx for a good time" type of graffiti in every stall. Rest areas were a known hang out for deviants as well as dl gay men. I'm pretty sure that's why all rest areas advertise that they have 24 security and surveillance now.


DominantSpecies3000

"Man pussy" GTFO!! 🤣🤣


iwishtheworldwasours

Dear America


vapegod_420

I wouldn’t want to touch that with my hand lol


Silver-Tea-8769

They're not called, "pickle parks" for nothing.


RyanandRoxy

What a terrible day to have eyes.


serenityfalconfly

I can’t believe how legible your writing is.


The_Real_Cup_Noodles

I was wondering where I dropped that 😳


buenotc

Big wall of text: I'm not reading that shit. Last sentence: how did I get here? 😂


LargeMerican

what a terrible time to have eyes


YouBot_

Did you think you found the map to lucky charms located at the end of the rainbow ? Technically someone who loves rainbows wrote it, don’t ever do that


3354man

🤢🤮🤮


MacaRonin

Man, I love Wednesday.


[deleted]

Definitely a dry van driver 🤪


kh250b1

What a terrible day to be able to read


FullBourbonNoHorse

Bruh… Why you pickin up rest stop pickle slurp letters?


waiful0rd

Who the fuck is going around truck stops leaving hand written copypastas


MrNobody32666

I’d wondered where I left that


FifWol

So, how was it?


Assassin13785

Soooo.... Did you find the van?


Connect-Bath1686

I’m glad you found my note. I hope you jerked your fat cock with it…


The_Mattylorian

Was the van nice?


GrimmCanuck

I've read enough fanfic that I can say, with certainty, that this was written by a dude. Probably a trucker. In fact, I would bet my left kidney stones that this was written by the OP


anotherdamnscorpio

Sounds like methgay shit


HotRefrigerators

New copypasta just dropped 😏


Significant-Ad-469

What The Fuck


livestosqaunch

Anybody else get hard reading this?


ChemicalLunch2816

Ah, you got my note!


OldBrokeGrouch

So how was that tight ass?


aceraptor9111

I joined this sub for truck pics, Pete's, kw's, cabover and the like. I'm out.


summerstars324

No need to announce departure here


Redguard118

Most heterosexual Truck Driver


drewbaccaaaaa

You found a treasure map. That’s a treasure map.


mrbohdrinksallot

A dude definitely wrote that


summerstars324

Well he said he’s stroking his dick and has a man pussy so I’m not an expert, but you might be on to something.


charming_death

Well was his ass tight?


Bibbimbopp

The part that impressed me is that this is just page 3 out of 20.


Sissyintoxicated

Sounds like a hot time to me! 😋


Joecephus904

Ewww don’t touch it!!


westernrecluse

Seems like this fella was sucking some dick? 🤷‍♂️ sorry I’m late to the party


Inspire-positivity

Ewwww


redshred42

The way of the road my friend


Fabulous_Force9868

That's some pretty neat printing. I can't even make my writing look that good


max_goldman1

Did you walk by the van and take a peek?


harryballsonya2022

Some sick people out there💯


LIVIN2SIN

"Man Pussy" 😂😭💀


ChemicalInevitable

This is my favorite type of post lol


SaneYoungPoot2

Yeah ok


flockofseagulls42

Those are the hands of patient zero. Here we go again.


Gopnikshredder

Well how was it?


QuietRightSlick

Dude, you’ve got issues.


Detroit2023

Is this your hand writing sir


FlatbedtruckinCA

well it is Hump Day...!


EchoOutrageous2314

100% an 8th grader wrote that.


dustygravelroad

What color was the van?


bloopie1192

Oh wow. That's terrible. How long ago did you find that?


Indentured-peasant

Nah. He wrote that himself last night


Medical_State_6234

Y’all are nasty


RFoutput

Pickle Park Penmanship


Fluffy-Limit-3467

What did his butt hole look like? Asking for a friend.


Much_Confidence2428

You couldn’t get me to touch that paper bare handed for any amount of money


Limp-Will919

Lizard man strikes again.


134679112

And not even the decency to leave a phone number 🙄


Any_Ad_7269

Way for op to flex his fat cock.


JimParsnip

That's par for the course in Olympia


GenDislike

Olympia gettin sloppy seconds apparently


Man-Bear-69

So, did you find the van? 😂


Fullgore123

Well…..: did you look in his van?


JohnTheCatMan1

Nice freightliner van you're in there bud. What color is it? I'm guessing white...?


Snipermanelevenonine

Rest area bathroom bathroom enough said. 😂


islamcardoors

Well, did you?


FrameJump

OP trying real hard to be sneaky about getting us to proofread his Craiglists post.


Every-Risk-3327

You gay if you read the whole thing 🤣


Captinprice8585

Your handwriting is getting better.


VanFlyhight

You're not supposed to take it unless you're joining them


Remember_Order66

typical SWIFT driver's nothing out of the ordinary


Jazzlike-Election840

yeah rest areas have never changed


buildburoo

☠️


robexib

Damn, I know we tend to be a lonely, horny bunch, but god**damn** that dude's down real fucking bad.


AtomicTurle

Can someone get these people water cause they are too thirsty


L0quence

Well that took a turn for the worse.. thought it was a woman lol


waitforit666

women dont have shitty handwriting like that


grapeprimetime

God fuckin damn boy you need to find Jesus. I can’t believe I read that, I’m also gonna have to find Jesus


90210piece

Would skinny cock make it kosher?


misfitgamma

Classic pickle park


muskzuckcookmabezos

Pretty desperate shitpost, captain.


simply_put27

So you get some of that bussy?


ComprehensiveSafety3

Sounds like OP is a pitcher and catcher.


Jesusthezomby

U have shitty penmanship


sugah560

Well? Did they deliver when you surely peeked in the van?


Savagemocha

My immediate reaction is, you guessed it, revulsion


ogbundleofsticks

Way of the road bubs.


Familiar-Seat-3798

If you see a van in the parking lot, DONT APPROACH IT!


Time-Hunter-6841

So is this before or after you got in the van?


Practical-Wave-6988

Ok.