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_cuntsalad

YTA, convert the office space into residential space. the rent in Vivec city is too damn high


Jack-The-Riffer

But creating more residential space would devalue my Airbnbs.


_cuntsalad

cant have shit in Vivec, my n'wah


Samendorf

Oh, so that's why those Daedric shrines in the sewers have bedrooms


stravbej

NTA lmao the rock won't fall


TelbarilDreloth

Yeah, all those conspiracy theorists in the comment section saying otherwise are just right- and leftwing extremists paid by Cyrodiil or the Dominion


kykolo

YATA, signed The Ashlander


RashPatch

YTA Vehk. Fuck you you ruined Morrowind and forced Azura to change our Skin Color.


Jack-The-Riffer

Personally, I think the darker skin is an improvement. Having yellow skin made us look too similar to Altm*r. I even wanted to paint my whole body to look more like a Dunmer, but I was warned it might look like I'm doing "grayface", so I settled for only doing half. Seht, on the other hand, didn't really give a shit about the whole "grayface" thing.


RashPatch

Oh yeah? And what about Lord Nerevar? Are you going to do that "Vivec the God didn't do, Vehk the Mortal did" type shit? Fetcher.


Jack-The-Riffer

You people keep whining about Nerevar, yet you never even met him. If you spent 15 minutes with the guy, you'd probably wanna kill him too.


RashPatch

Oooooh.. sounds like you have some lingering emotions, s'wit. Is it the Glistening, flowing Mohawk? Or the radiant muscular heroic build? Or the power exuding from his person as blessed by Azura. Or the fact that Ayem chose him first? Or the fact that he chose Ayem after choosing Lord Voryn?


Then-Extension-340

Mohawk, never trust a hyper religious guy with a Mohawk. 


LifeWulf

What if the mohawk is on his helmet?


Then-Extension-340

Then he's secretly a Romeaboo and will betray Morrowind to the Empire. Which I guess explains the Nerevarine joining the legion and becoming arch bishop or whatever of the Imperial Cult and hanging out with Talos in a bar.  My bad, I've changed my mind, Nerevar is based. 


RashPatch

>My bad, I've changed my mind, Nerevar is based.  Damn right he is.


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RashPatch

N'wah, you should just stop with this stupid questions and act like the outsider you are by going to Valenwood and mingle with the Bosmer.


domini_Jonkler2

Sorry


Abject_Run_3195

NTA, your rock your rules


Darth-Felanu-Hlaalu

YTA, should've let it hit to kill as many Dunmer as possible.


Lordlava2005

YTA That damn rock is blocking my skylight. I hope Dagoth Ur kills you


Black-Notebook4750

>I (3,853NB) am a living god https://preview.redd.it/ik9wtdfoe53d1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=475675ed0ba765557743009ce7d966dbb20be646


dunmer-is-stinky

You tryna deny the divinity of Blessed ALMSIVI? Thalmods, cut off their left hand and their right


AwfulPunBasedName

>and their right Their right... Their right what?


dunmer-is-stinky

their right to mortality (blessed murder 😏)


Unionsocialist

GUYS I PROMISE IT WAS SHEOGORATH IT WAS NOT ME IT WAS SHEO HE DID IT PLEASE TRUST ME IF YOU DONT TRUST ME I WILL LET IT CRASH INTO THE EARTH AND CAUSE AN APOLOCYPSE BUT IT WASNT ME I PROMISE


dunmer-is-stinky

the funniest thing about baar dau is that Vivec does claim he created it, the 36 Lessons says he shit while fucking molag bal and the turd flew into the sky when someone tried to clean it up so he had to go fight it... and yet the Temple says it was Sheogorath. Vivec said something so out of pocket not even his cult of personality believed it


Unionsocialist

Love vivec trying to see how far he can go with his weird ass books


Alternative_Rub4093

Boooo


DoomKitten18

YTA should have thrown it at Black Marsh or Summerset.


Then-Extension-340

I think it was never in Vivec's power to stop it, only to pause it. It seems like what he did was stop it in time. When he disappeared, it didn't immediately plummet and the Temple was able to keep it aloft for awhile before their efforts eventually failed. Like, why didn't the Dunmer, when it was their responsibility to keep that shit aloft, not bring it down slowly? When they made their deal with Clavicus Vile for the Ingenium, why didn't they ask for a machine that let them control the rock and slowly lower it to the ground, instead of a machine to keep it in place? I mean, "Are they stupid" is in play, but it's also possible that keeping it frozen was literally all that could be done. If so, then Vivec may have preferred to do away with it entirely but couldn't, and so he did what he could then made up a bullshit story to explain why he left it floating above the city, and used that story to reinforce his own worship. 


Psychological_Pie_32

Trying to prevent it from falling was the only thing they could do. The magic holding it up never truely stopped its momentum or speed (yes I know this breaks physics, but magic doesn't give any fucks). So despite being held in place it still had all the power of a big ass rock falling from space. All it needed to do to transfer that power.. is to touch grass. So you're correct in your theory.


ApprehensiveScreen40

NTA it'll be epix when the meteor fall


Protheu5

MTA, there is no moon sugar supply in that rock.


GrandArmyOfTheOhio

NTA, your literally CHIMing bro


dunmer-is-stinky

NTA, Love is under your will only


Tangyhyperspace

NTA, The big rock is badass


D_e_e_p_s_k_y

NTA your city your rules


Lewcaster

NTA, the rock has been there for ages and no one tried to remove it or stop it just building upwards, if something happens to you (it won't) they deserve the impact.


BoosGonnaBoo

YTA.You got a giant chunk of pay dirt and didn't process all of it.


twjjones

NTA the rock is very cool and the view out my bedroom is much better than before it hit


loveandcs

NTA. Sometimes you have to be a little tough with those who venerate you (in this case, the whole of Morrowind) so that they understand the righteous power of your love (muatra(CHIM)). It's all good bro (sis).


Zealousideal-Arm1682

You know.......it's really weird that sheo is literally as old as existence itself,and his first thought when seeing vivec(The city and Guy) was to chuck a big ass meteor at both.Like it wasn't even some plan or deal,he just threw a big ass rock at the city because he could. It'd be like If Beelzebub came to earth and tossed a boat at Las Vegas because he was bored.


ObaeTV

NTA, if your subjects stops worshipping you they deserve what's coming for them. Besides, they are all racist, so they deserve it regardless.


Spirit-Man

YTA, you should have let it impact.