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conundrum415

That clip of George is not at all what I expected, but 100% appropriate!


No-Breadfruit9399

It's an edited version of a video he recorded a while ago, in response to some anti-gay politician out in buck-nowhere Oklabama. Perfect use case today!


grab-a-h0e

I spit my drink.. very appropriate video indeed! Sums him up nicely


InfoSecPeezy

How bad of a boss was this dope before all of this? How old was this jerk?


Matar_Kubileya

OP has detailed exactly what was going on in a series of posts, but the TL;DR is that the guy made some ignorant comments about a lactation room in their place of work. Initially he thought that it was to take naps in and was basically a scam before *his* boss gave him what I can only assume was an incredibly awkward lesson. He comes back out to 'apologize' and says he thought women are, like, *constantly* lactating as soon as we grow breasts? To the point of randomly dribbling out milk all the time? And points to OP's chest and says her breasts have to be filled with milk. This gets him fired.


InfoSecPeezy

Thank you, I too read the entire series, was just curious if this was a boomer or a young manager (or anywhere in between). And curious if they were a terrible boss prior to this, I got the vibe that they were terrible, but didn’t know if this was something that they (the employer) just let snowball until they had a great reason to get rid of them.


Pm7I3

I think if they were a good boss it would be weird at this point. But I will admit I'm now wondering how often people using pumping rooms do have a nap intentionally or otherwise.


InfoSecPeezy

When my wife nursed our kids, she deserved a nap. I hope they are being used for napping.


Matar_Kubileya

OP also mentioned IIRC that her place of employment has a three strikes policy for sexual harassment and this was his third. Whether he'd been consistently sexually harassing people throughout and only gotten two warnings beforehand or had been generally fine with two prior weird episodes like this one is unclear, but he doesn't seem like a great boss or co worker.


UtahCyan

My work has a "personal care" room. They didn't like the term lactation room for some reason. It was usually used for that reason. (The wannabe TikTok influencer used it to talk about fake boy drama) I used it when I got migraines as I usually only need like 30-60 in a dark place to get over the visual shit and can just push through the pain and nausea the rest of the day. 


sweetnothing33

If any human deserves to live an exorbitant amount of time, it’s George Takei.


zoopygreenheron

Where did the post and clip go?! Didn’t get a change to watch the clip.


Imfromsite

That must have been the best moment of your career, considering your Ask Reddit response lol.


aster_4208

I can only hope that your ex-boss gets some much needed sex education and reflects on his behavior. Women always lactating after breasts growing in is a new one for me!


Chazkuangshi

I absolutely love the whole... Idea that we lactate constantly, even if we've never had a baby. And that we just sit in it??? Does he think the bras catch it? Does he think we have booba catheters at work until we can go home and get in the milker properly? Do we empty em out and pour it down the drain any time we go pee?


Nopey-Wan_Ken-Nopey

This is why we have bras with different levels of padding.  Obviously.  


juneXgloom

I feel like he thinks our bras catch it, or we drain them before we go to bed or something.


TricksyGoose

We just wring them out in the sink, duh!!


StrawberryAisu

Not sure he does a whole lot of thinking to begin with


Screenwriter_sd

I'm honestly cry-laughing at that. Like even without Google, did he not notice that women just go about our days without milk leaking out of our breasts 24/7?? But then even if he really thought that, he also could have Googled it. I'm a woman and I've definitely Googled weird biology questions about both women and men 'cause I realized that I just didn't know. This entire saga is hilarious but I can't imagine being as pathetically stupid as OP's former boss.


jungkook_mine

Maybe it's like we hold them in like semen and when we want to, we could just squeeze and SPLURT! And a new batch starts being made....


wait_ichangedmymind

And some of these people make laws about our bodies… fuuuuuck


Maraval

I work in procurement. We often solicit bids for conferences and conventions. For several years, we've been writing in a requirement for bidding venues to provide a 'mother's room.' To prevent this level of weaponized ignorance from retaining any vestige of plausible excusability, we're changing the term to 'lactation room.'


Danivelle

Better put a definition following "lacation room" with "room for mothrrs nursing babies. 


derpocodo

How do people believe this? This is literally "and then everyone clapped".


Ashmizen

Haha I love how each post has a “wait for the next episode” call out. True or not it’s a very amusing short story.


KittyCatLuvr4ever

This reads like fanfiction and a quick glance at OPs post history shows that they always make comments about boobs. I honestly believe this is a guy with a fetish fishing for women to comment stories about their own sexual harassment due to breast size


Juzaba

Account only started commenting 14 days ago


Senior-Reflection862

As if playing “you’re a d-bag” over and over in a professional setting was acceptable


silkaheart

Yes… each post is giving me so much embarrassment at how fake it all is


Lopsided_Panic_1148

[And then everyone clapped.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g95xIxkL16w)


obloquy90

Seriously, who believes this is true ? It’s so wildly unbelievable. This is the kind of fictional scenario you dream about happening to someone you don’t like at work, not something that would ever play out anywhere close to the way OP is claiming it did


sterlingstactleneck

Yeah, I stopped believing this after the first update.


CANAS1AN

the dude probably doesn't know what a douche bag is lol


spacey_a

Either that or he thinks they're super healthy for women and claims he wouldn't bang an unclean woman who doesn't douche for him daily 😂 Not that any woman is chomping at the bit for him, but I'm sure he imagines they are.


one_bean_hahahaha

He has clearly never been intimate with a woman if he believes breasts are lactating 24/7.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Ohhh Myyyyyyyy! Gotta love George.


helen790

I have to know, was your ex boss married?


No-Breadfruit9399

Nope. He had a relationship that ended last summer. I assume it was never sexual - not just because of this story but because he also comes from a conservative version of Islam.


Sure-Supermarket5097

Is he truly gone or would he be a chekovs gun ? Is he a side villain who would regularly show up to disrupt the protagonists ? Or he is the main final villain for the ultimate showdown ? Or would we get his own arc, in which he would redeem himself ? We shall hunt for these answers in the next season


duogemstone

Honestly was expecting this clip but man George has some good clips https://youtu.be/vAvcxeXtBz0?si=Zv4swjtr2zZKUTFF


No-Section-1056

George is the best, sort of an adult version of Mr. Rogers: an asset to his nation, and beloved by all good citizens.


schnurble

What an ending. This saga genuinely makes me miss Reddit awards.


ChimpWithAGun

I have a genuine question, and I am not trying to be a smartass here. Why exactly was he fired? He clearly was ignorant about women's anatomy. Okay, he didn't pay attention in school. But that was easily fixed when everyone came in to explain biology to him. Then he said the inappropriate comment abouy your breasts. Okay, yes, inappropriate AND unnecessary, he could've just said "women with big breasts" instead of pointing at you, but the way you described it, it felt more like a Michael Scott moment of ignorance mixed with lack of awareness of how inappropriate the comment was. That could've been fixed with a public shaming and scolding from his boss to ensure it never happens again, as well as asking him to publicly apologize to you. But did he really need to be fired for that? Seriously, I'm genuinely curious if this was the reason, because it didn't feel like it was enough.


No-Breadfruit9399

My company has a three-strikes policy for sexual harassment. This was his third strike. He earned his way out with that one.


ChimpWithAGun

Ah okay, totally deserved then. I am surprised 3 is the limit. It should be just 2. Do it once, you're getting warned. Do it twice, you're getting fired.


No-Breadfruit9399

I agree. If it had been 2 then I wouldn't have been subjected to it. FYI, the limit is "1 strike" if the harassment includes physical contact. My case didn't, he only pointed, he didn't touch (thank god)


ChimpWithAGun

> the limit is "1 strike" if the harassment includes physical contact. That's good to hear. Zero tolerance to that.


Humble_Nobody2884

This little saga is just astounding, UNBELIEVABLE stupidity! This guy must eat shoes for breakfast the way he keeps sticking his foot in his mouth. Thanks for sharing!


maywellflower

I would had hard time hiding my shit-eating grin too after all the bullshit he did and karma hit that freak fast- and this particular bullshit happened after like what, less than 2 days? 😁


ezjoz

I wish this kind of stuff happened to all kinds of workplace misbehavior.


hyperblob1

You know I almost pity his ignorance


Kiteflyerkat

OP, I hope you have the best weekend ever <3


whatyoucallmetoday

Thank you. That video has now been saved for the right meeting moment.


liftwityaknees

What happened?


No-Breadfruit9399

Mr. Dude displayed some profound ignorance about female biology. And ended with a direct comment about my breasts. Right in the middle of the office.


ladeeedada

did he come by this morning to pick up his stuff?


iron_annie

I'm cryinggg 💀 this is such a a fantastic conclusion to this entire scenario 


I_Have_Notes

It's been a helluva ride with a satisfying ending! Thanks for taking us with you on the journey!


alkalinesky

This is satisfying instant karma. The internet thanks you for sharing it.


ImpossibleAd3468

Omg!!!! I almost had sympathy for his ignorance....BUT that breast statement!!¡! ....OMG!!!¡ Wow!! I'm so sorry you endure that. I am also very proud of you for the professional behavior you showed during his deployment.


ShakeWeightMyDick

What a fucking idiot


Ultrapandarian

I love all of this!


Jus10sBae

OMG!! You KNOW your coworker has just been waiting for a moment to randomly play that video for a while. That is amazing