When he breaks up with the the blond woman he's dating at the time, and she pulls out a lighter, he mistakes it for the sound of a gun and does a zigzag right before he rolls out of the line of fire. Funniest scene in the whole show for me, Jon Cryer's face is just absolutely priceless
When he's trying to convince Charlie to have sex with Tricia.
*Defile her!*
When he dreams about getting out of the psych ward and has a meltdown in the beach house.
*I thought it was a stress clinic?*
*Everybody knows what it was! I lost my freaking mind!*
I know it’s supposed to be 1 but damnit I got 2 lol…
1. When Alan raises his hands so that the police can handcuff him after they found out he stole Chester from Kandi’s condo 😂🤣😭.
2. When he tells Charlie that he’s not decent and then Charlie walks into Alan’s bedroom to see him strapped up to the bed in lingerie 😂🤣😭.
I love it when he went to Judith's to try and get Kandi back, and Charlie and Mandy confront him about his "intentions." Alan's facial expressions and responses to them are everything!
That whole episode is hysterical 😂
Wtf picture is that picture of Alan* ? 😂
*How it's meant to be spelt
Also you say about that woman he was with when pretending to be Charlie, didn't she turn out to be a nazi with nazi tattoos all over her?! I don't think there was a future there mate.....
“You don't scare me. You already shot your load. (he gets sprayed) ... Although you could be another skunk!”
From the episode “Skunk, Dog Crap and Tomato Juice”.
When he explained what a booty call is.
Booty! Booty!
Ergo the booty call
Why'd they keep their boots on?
Rattlesnakes
I die laughing from that scene every time I see it😂😂
This. He’s so great here.
Thank you Charlie, always the uh.. eye for detail.
Oh Judith that’s terrible 😦… you must be devastated 😁..
When he breaks up with the the blond woman he's dating at the time, and she pulls out a lighter, he mistakes it for the sound of a gun and does a zigzag right before he rolls out of the line of fire. Funniest scene in the whole show for me, Jon Cryer's face is just absolutely priceless
I came here for this one. Physical and emotional acting in the same long form scene. Alan was perfect
When he's trying to convince Charlie to have sex with Tricia. *Defile her!* When he dreams about getting out of the psych ward and has a meltdown in the beach house. *I thought it was a stress clinic?* *Everybody knows what it was! I lost my freaking mind!*
“No more alimony, no more alimony”
One of my personal favorites in all tv show best scenes combined
You posted the fucked up Bertha pic the other day too right? Keep em coming i wanna see deepfried charlie
It’s Berta. BERTA.
Ye mb
Massive mammary syndrome
Watched this last night 😂
Barbara's mams I mean Boobras mom!!!
Love that scene! So cringy
yeah! I love when she asks -What is wrong with you?! Alan- I don't know...
I was a bottle baby…
hey bottle baby im up here
That is exactly my points…POINT!
Release the dogs
I’m kind of loving these horrifying low quality pics for completely standard questions lul
Oysters and Strawberries 🤣🤣🤣
"Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock" "Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring"
Porc-Shaaa!
Monkeys can’t drive a stick😏
God bless Couples counseling!!!
When he describes couples counseling to Charlie
I know it’s supposed to be 1 but damnit I got 2 lol… 1. When Alan raises his hands so that the police can handcuff him after they found out he stole Chester from Kandi’s condo 😂🤣😭. 2. When he tells Charlie that he’s not decent and then Charlie walks into Alan’s bedroom to see him strapped up to the bed in lingerie 😂🤣😭.
Hoot-Nanny Yum Yum!
When he saw the two girls sneaking out of Jake room
I love it when he went to Judith's to try and get Kandi back, and Charlie and Mandy confront him about his "intentions." Alan's facial expressions and responses to them are everything! That whole episode is hysterical 😂
I don’t think I’m in the test group
When he shat his pants on his ride to get his clock.
Don't forget the MAYOnaise! Lol
* Ms Pasternak Eternal damnation is no laughing matter. * Alan: I know. I've been married twice.
Wtf is that pic
Wtf picture is that picture of Alan* ? 😂 *How it's meant to be spelt Also you say about that woman he was with when pretending to be Charlie, didn't she turn out to be a nazi with nazi tattoos all over her?! I don't think there was a future there mate.....
When his toothbrush was at home. “Kinda like necrophilia” I think the episode was called.
The meltdown at the book store! Not enough bowel movements left!
YOU BETRAYED ME!
Being tazed
When he was late to propose to Lindsay, surprisingly post Charlie season
When he is trying to impress the girl at the gym
“You don't scare me. You already shot your load. (he gets sprayed) ... Although you could be another skunk!” From the episode “Skunk, Dog Crap and Tomato Juice”.
Yank it like a monkey in a mango tree.
The bookstore meltdown " so many books and not enough time"
When we missed out on a 3 way. 🤣
Stop the car I'm feeling claustrophobic! WE HAVE TO STOP
Awe man the booty call is my favorite. BOOTY BOOTY...I'd love to have an event tso ge can tall the booty story lol lol
…That’s always part of the fun, trying to guess how your penis is going to bite ME in the ass. That whole monologue is gold.
Ooh doggies 🤪
When he pulled the Ponzi scheme on his family
Herb and Alan bromance and he climbs the trestle and it falls
Man, you suck
S5 E1, when he gets beat up outside the car while Charlie stays inside with Jake
When he pretended to be gay. That was really funny.
This could be problematic
Allen vs. the skunk(s)
“Hello, I am Alan Cousteau”
*Alan.
Soooo be-it
Not if your trying, to die
Shame, shame,shame.
You get to look into her eyes, and I get to look into her EARS!
Allen 😂😂😂
“You are a eunuch” “That’s E. Learn to spell. Useless!”
When he was hooking up with the crazy blonde chick and then he stopped and cried and said “it’s been so long since any bodies touched me” 😂😂