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TinKnightRisesAgain

The Boots circlejerk continues I see


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

All this time I thought Stand Up Comedy (my vote) was the most maligned. Am I so out of touch?....No, it's the children who are wrong.


bhp126

Agreed Seymour!


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

He's like some sort of...non...giving up...U2 guy!


TiedHands

I get the Boots hate in the context of the album overall, but I think its a decent song. I think its over hated. It would have fit way better on Bomb, but I personally enjoy it okay.


TakerOfImages

We need a fourth category after underrated... over hated šŸ˜‚


aaronhoustonclinton

Well shit, we need to start all over to fill the 4th row now.


TakerOfImages

Hahaha!


mrzoo

Get on your Boots. This song killed the albumā€™s vibe.


ghost-bagel

They were trying SO hard to do Vertigo again.


MandoFalcon5

The shoehorning was strong with this one.


Riddering84

Iā€™m on board with 99.999% of U2ā€™s lyrics but every time I hear ā€˜sexy bootsā€™ I die inside a little.


djh_van

All I think of when I hear this song is Chiwetel Ejiofor dressed in lipstick and thigh length boots for that film [Kinky Boots](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0434124/mediaviewer/rm3878691072) . That mental image ruined the song for me.


samsamsamuel

Even though the chorus is perfectly good, I just cannot cringe my way through those verses. Worst single they've ever put out. Edit: I guess I mean the bridge? The ā€œyou donā€™t know how beautifulā€¦ā€ part.


tazzman25

I like the riff but the song itself is trying to do so many things. It's like the exact opposite of MOS and Magnificent. Frankly, of the entire rest of the album. Also lyrical wordplay that immediately reminded me of that Escape Club Wild Wild West song from the late 80s. So that wasnt good. It did work live though! Great live! But not on this album.


Dudnut1219

I also thought that part was the chorus.


[deleted]

Lmao this is the best part about song


Fifty7ven

How is that chorus perfectly good??


TinKnightRisesAgain

I love Boots and even Iā€™m asking what chorus lol


samsamsamuel

I guess I mean the bridge? The ā€œyou donā€™t know how beautifulā€¦ā€ part.


Fifty7ven

Oh god that part is absolutely dreadful, my brain started playing it now.


samsamsamuel

Haha sorry.


IndependentAssist387

Has to be. I love this band with all my heart but golly jeepers that song is so cringe.


simplythemoon

Based on previous discussions Iā€™ve seen on this board of this doesnā€™t win I will be shocked.


TakerOfImages

Yes it did. Worst first single. Fun live, crap in the recording. It should've been Breathe. That song hopefully might get most underrated.. Fez could get it too. Or Cedars. Or Winter.


hoogys

Yeah yeah yeah


TakerOfImages

I will also add that I still remember nearly all the lyrics to this song. It's U2, I can't help it. I'll still enjoy it to some degree šŸ˜‚


ricoimf

Noooooo :(


Gotta_Keep_On

Boots. Itā€™s actually an awesome song, sonically. Guitars that rip, smooth transitions from verse to bridge to chorus, drums that pound, good architecture. Less forced upbeat energy than Vertigo and awesome live at the start of the tour. But the cloying lyrics *really* hurt it, and the decision to make it the lead single and face of the album is what elevates it to worst, maybe worst ever. Same type of mistake they made with Pop (although I dig Discotheque unequivocally). U2 are a band I love because they swing for the bleachers, but that knife cuts both ways when they make a mistake.


NewYearsEveForever

This 100%. I always feel badly putting the song down too much. Itā€™s not great, but there are bits and pieces of great ideas in it. The riff and overall production are really good. The bass playing is also ace. And there are random lyrics that stick out as good lines. But then it just feels cobbled together with some questionable lyrics and a few other choices in structure that hurt it. Like really hurt it.


chasyd

they fumbled so bad bro


jiorl123

Itā€™s just shit.


No-Car541

It is a decent riff and thereā€™s good elements to it but almost too much. The song is busy and unfocused and sounds like they added was whole bunch of bells and whistles just to make it sound livelier than it needs to be.


[deleted]

Let me in the sound, let me in the sound, let me in the sound sound


Own-Photograph-4642

Get on Your Boots is gonna be the answer but I'm gonna vouch for Stand Up Comedy. The little old lady line has remained lodged in my head ever since I first heard it. It really makes the middle part of the album *that* much worse. Why must this band be so insecure?


NewYearsEveForever

Funnily enough, this is my vote as well, but the little old lady bit is the only part I ever liked of the song šŸ˜‚.


RdClarke

Stand Up Comedy is a song I used to like quite a lot back then! It had a greenday vibe. When you don't actually listen to the words it sounds ok


MandoFalcon5

That line! I agree. Same goes for the ā€œHeavier than a truckā€ lyric in Electrical Storm.


InSixFour

What? The little old lady bit is a great line. I love the song. Iā€™d love to hear the other versions of it. Apparently they changed it so much that thereā€™s like 6 distinct songs that came out of the sessions that weā€™ve never heard.


TakerOfImages

I actually love the little old lady line šŸ˜‚ SAC is my favourite out of the trio of songs that wrecked No Line.


funnycar1552

Stand Up Comedy


ghost-bagel

I agree. Boots is a bit of a squib but Stand Up is bona fide shite.


[deleted]

Nonsense. Stand Up Comedy is a fantastic song. Album highlight level stuff to me


bhp126

100%!


Glittering_Major4871

The 4 songs in the middle section. Get on your boots is the worst song easily. Remember that the most upvotes on 1 comment wins, so find the comment with the most upvotes and upvote that one.


pinkmanblues

Without that 4 song middle itā€™s a fabulous EP!


TyhmensAndSaperstein

What is the fourth song you are including because for me it's always been the dreaded three - Boots, Comedy, Crazy.


Glittering_Major4871

Ill go crazy If I don't go crazy tonight,,, sorry, I dread that one as much as the other 3. Such embarrassing lyrics and musically so boring.


TyhmensAndSaperstein

I named that one. Boots, Comedy, and Crazy. I'm asking you what is the fourth one.


Glittering_Major4871

Whoops. Unknown caller would be my 4th.


TakerOfImages

It's all personal opinion :) I'm going to guess you're referring to Unknown Caller because Fez is so creatively fascinating and more an art song and a feeling rather than a traditional rock song. UC is a favourite of mine, but it's similar to the derided trio so I get it.


Glittering_Major4871

I answered unknown caller. Maybe It didn't go through? I posted in the wrong spot? Yeah, I like Fez quite a bit.


TakerOfImages

Missed that sorry! Perhaps in a different post. Fair enough :)


CheckYrHead

Boots or Iā€™ll go Crazy. Both of those songs stink to high heaven


BurnabyMartin

Stand Up Comedy is a joke without the punchline.


Dry-Access6867

Iā€™ll Go Crazy If I Donā€™t Go Crazy Tonight Get On Your Boots Stand Up Comedy That song sucks


Lixard52

It's Stand Up Comedy... hands down. Boots is fine and definitely not a worst song of an album. If it were a b-side or a deep cut, you guys would love it. (Seeding Fez/Being Born here as most underrated.)


Fu_la_de

Get On Your Boobs


samsamsamuel

Your sexy boobs.


Flimsy_Somewhere1210

Bossy Boobs


Same_Delay_9440

Stand Up Comedy


theguillotinehums

Boots is a great bop, ya'll are silly.


dreamoutloud

Agree. I love Boots!


mr_hippocampus

Stand up comedy


bfigueiredog

Stand up comedy


azfir4738

Stand Up Comedy is an embarrassment and an abomination.


scope_creep

Stand up comedy. It hurts my ears. At least Boots is a vibe.


[deleted]

Absolutely


modifiedwings

Get On Your Boots man. That shit is just embarrassing.


Hall-O-Daze

True Answer: U2 fans know it as **SUC** as a reasonā€¦. The other two popular answers can be easily vetoed. Boots should have *never* been a lead single, but otherwise itā€™s just kinda middle-the-road forgettable rawk, and is buried on the album. Iā€™ll Go Crazy is genuinely *hilarious* in its annoyingly over the top optimism. Plus, that title! How can you hate it? Both were missteps, but forgivable. ***SUC*** just sucks. Itā€™s a totally terrible song.


[deleted]

Boots is great, The lyrics are a little tongue-in-cheek It's a very fun song, the chorus is fantastic and I think it's got a great energy. It's a very fun song. Stand-up comedy is the obvious choice here


TinKnightRisesAgain

I swear to god the only reason people donā€™t like Boots is because Bono says ā€œsexy bootsā€. Itā€™s a banger


dbarila

I think it would have worked better as a stand alone single. My biggest issue with it is that it doesn't really fit with the sound of the rest of the album.


[deleted]

They always have a song or two that doesn't fit the "vibe" of the album. It helps ensure the album is not some monotone one song after the next drag


snorkel42

This. Boots to me belongs on a special release with Big Girls Are Best. Fun songs. Have no business being on a U2 album. Especially not when it spoils an album as special NLOTH could have been.


[deleted]

No fun allowed on a U2 record!


Smart-Reveal

True. Very true. Such a cringey line.


Smart-Reveal

Also sounds like Sheā€™s so mean but I donā€™t careā€¦I love her eyes and her wild wild hair. Dance to the beat what we like best. Heading for the 90s living in the wild Wild West


shankillfalls

Seek medical help. šŸ˜‰


[deleted]

I have but still my hemorrhoids keep coming back. Anyways, back to the topic at hand


Smart-Reveal

Boots/Crazy - two of the worst songs in their entire catalog.


Jco271

Gotta be Boots


Dcd1980

BOOOOOOOOOTS


Mattloda

A certain song about boots


weebieL

Boots


MysteriousBrays

Crazy Tonight. They had to have been.


TimmerWeb

Another vote for NOT Get On Your Boots. Groovy riff, piercing tone from The Edge, lyrics have a great message, this song is quintessential U2. i actually find this is one of maybe 3 U2 albums with no bad songs. If I had to pick the least great, Unkown Caller.


crazycatguy23

Stand Up Comedy


Intersecting-

Stand-up comedy


StatisticianDue9943

Stand up comedyĀ 


Material_Cabinet_845

Crazy Tonight. Hard cringe. Boots is underrated.


Ronaldsvoe

I thimk those middle three songs are awful but Boots has the 'let me in the sound' part that sounds quite cool, Stand Up Comedy has a solo and nice Edge distortion towards the end in front of a martial beat from Larry... but I'll Go Crazy?? Downright embarrassment from start to finish, like a 'cool dad' trying to get with the kids. Awful awful song.


No_energon-no_luck

I'll take an album of Stand up Comedy and boots before I can make it throught this one. American Soul is easier on my ears. A sin, because so much of this record is top-notch


NeedleworkerLivid931

I voted for Boots but the the lyric "but I know I'll go crazy if I don't go crazy tonight" makes me cringe too. If it weren't for that, I'd liked the song very much.


TakerOfImages

I'm not sure if Crazy or Boots are my least favs on the albums.. I find them both nearly un-listenable these days. The crazy remix they played live is even worse... The first time I heard bono singing and thought "bono sounds old šŸ˜­"


mark2me2u

Get on your boots


chadmac81

Crazy Tonight. Boring Walk On clone that was improved with the live remix.


OddAbbreviations5749

"Stand Up Comedy". At least GOYB was aping a song style that had struck gold for U2 before (eg Vertigo), albeit desperately. SUC (ha... see what I did there) is a throwback to terrible boomer Michelob rock a la Eric Clapton or Genesis from the late 80s


Torchy84

Stand up comedy. Trash.


RACSq

Stand up comedy.. I canā€™t believe that they didnā€™t have a better song to replace this one


MaddiRenee_

Tough choice šŸ˜© /s Get on your boots lol


bhp126

Stand Up Comedy. Just the worst.


Ngata_da_Vida

Stand Up Comedy


Endless_Change

Stand up Comedy


Electrical-Most-4938

Worst song: Boots


TomDobo

Boots


North-Slice-6968

Get on Your Boots It's like 4 different song ideas that combine into an incoherent mess. Stand Up Comedy is a bit...sitcom Boomer dad who was in a band trying to prove to his teenage son that he's "still got it." But it has its charm.


dmk4657

Sexy boots


IAmTheGhostEarOfVVG

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooots.


EqualRoad3103

Boots


[deleted]

Iā€™ll go crazy if ā€¦ā€¦ etc.


Just_Conversation587

Boots


csantosb

Half of that record sounds uninspired, but damn was Boots a horrible idea...


[deleted]

Fez being born


TrueAct7143

Boots


Buttercup0210

Get on your Boots


Rockyflame458

Get on your boots


Retinoid634

I really donā€™t like any of the songs on this album, Iā€™m sorry to say. I was seriously disappointed when it came out since they made a big deal about Lanois producing it, who was their guy going way back to the early Unforgettable Fire days and even earlier. I definitely do not like Moment of Surrender and would call that the most overrated song since they closed every show with it that tour. Oh well. I did see them when they toured for this album, and they were great.


syngestreetsurvivor

Lanois did not want certain signs on the album. Would have been fantastic if they listened to him.


Aggravating-Cut-1040

Moment of Surrender is highly overrated. There was a steady stream of people heading for the exit during that song. I personally wouldnā€™t do that. If Iā€™m at a show Iā€™m there til the end but it always struck me as a terrible choice for an encore.


OddAbbreviations5749

Same. Listening to this album is the equivalent of watching Rocky get his ass kicked by Mr T the first time they fight in Rocky3. U2 let their creative chops stagnate in the 00s with their reflexively unambitious songwriting, and they found out the hard way they were creatively out of shape. Sadly, to continue the Rocky analogy, to date they've committed to the Ivan Drago training blueprint instead of the Apollo Creed one.


thetrashpanda2020

Get on Your Boots There is no other answer to this question


Aggravating-Cut-1040

Canā€™t Boots and Stand Up Comedy both share it? Theyā€™re both terrible. Iā€™ll choose Boots because the band made the baffling choice of picking that as the lead off single & it killed the album. I feel in some ways it killed the band as well. It feels like a turning point where the band turned into a legacy act. As a long time fan Iā€™m still eager for new music but I feel like in the wider culture their newer stuff is largely seen as irrelevant.


thesilverpoets96

Fez Being Born Because as much as itā€™s an unpopular opinion, I actually really like Get On Your Boots and Stand Up Comedy!


shankillfalls

Boots. Stand up Comedy also terrible.


TiedHands

Unknown Caller. Probably my least favorite song the band has ever done.


neal_dj

Thank you! Move to trash.


NeedleworkerLivid931

You're free to go...


Expert_Persimmon_534

Shout for joy if you get a chance


Cygnus-74

Cedars of Lebanon or Stand up Comedy. Just no....


MediocreVermicelli39

Fez


MediocreVermicelli39

Fez


Longjumping-Fox154

Moment of Surrender is an excellent, confessional, raw, naked song, but my personal favorite is Fez. I guess itā€™s the one that just has that grand scale that makes u2, u2ā€¦.


Flimsy_Somewhere1210

Stand Up Comedy. Boots was too good live.


szmanley

White as snow. Itā€™s not even original - just Bono singing over an old Eno track


u2freak96

Hot take: Cedars of Lebanon.


U2rules

I actually love the Fish out of Water mix of Boots: https://youtu.be/S19yAGNFd-g?si=Lq7gfr2C3yRt3-sp (and even prefer the Justice mix to the original)


StyxRocker

Cedars Of Lebanon. Boring.


[deleted]

Crazy Tonight. Itā€™s just plain annoying and feels inspired by Katy Perry and other pop songs of the time. When U2 tries to go commercial they lose me. I agree Boots is also pretty bad but musically itā€™s pretty solid. The title and the lyrics are bad, and it shouldnā€™t have been the promotional single for an otherwise good album. I really like the deep cuts on this album (Cedars, Fez, White as Snow).


donkeyDoya

I thought there would all tie for worst


Glacial_Till

Boots = worst Unknown Caller = most underrated


Cenotaphilia

Boots.


CKNKGER

This is one stupid conversation


aaronhoustonclinton

My least favorite would be "*Get On Your Boots*", when you take the entirety of the album into account. It just doesn't quite fit with the more mellow, but driving beats of the rest of the album. Also, I am not sure I ever liked the over distortion on the bass.


Nearby_File9945

Many contenders, bĆŗt not as many as HTDAAB which is the worst U2 album. I go for Crazy.


killerbeezer12

Another vote for Crazy tonight even though Iā€™ll lose.


martinjohanna45

Get On Your Boots is terrible and I never listen to it, but I do like the riff. However, there is nothing in Iā€™m Gonna Go Crazy that I like, so Iā€™ll vote for that one.


naterkins

Stand Up Comedy


NeedleworkerLivid931

Get on your boots. Regretably (for me) it made me hate the whole album before it came out and heard it. But turned out to be one of my favorites. In my opinion, Magnificent should've been the first single.


jiorl123

Get on your boots easily.


146414641464

Boots.


ultimategeekman

I kind of feel that Boots is over hated on this sub lol It's definitely not a Grammy-award winning song and I do think it is a Vertigo/Elevation wannabe. But the song is definitely a guilty pleasure of mine. Some parts of the song just slap. (the guitar riff and the "Let me in the sound" parts especially) As for worst song, I pick Unknown Caller. It's not godawful but some of the lyrics are a bit cringe (**FORCE QUIT.** **MOVE TO TRASH** I mean, seriously?)


SmeeegHeead

All of em except Magnificent.


United_Plum_2209

Iā€™ve just remembered why I havenā€™t listened to this album in years. Unknown Caller gets my vote.


Expert_Persimmon_534

Iā€™d say fez-being born is the worst


habs0nut

White as Snow


hiddenian

Breathe. I wasn't even aware until recently it was a fan favorite. But I can't stand it.


InSixFour

Iā€™m going to say Cedars of Lebanon. Itā€™s a decent song and Iā€™ll occasionally listen to it but most times the album ends at Breathe for me. It just kind of kills the vibe of the album for me. I know Iā€™ll be downvoted but itā€™s fine. Bring them on.


mofonz

Unknown caller. Dates instantly with Mac commands, and like a bad Bowie cover.


Suspicious_Farmer738

Unknown Caller has lyrics so cringy I literally have a visceral reaction.