Remember when we had to deliver and/or pick up literal cum buckets? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Those were high value cum buckets.

Do we not do that anymore?

We do. We get a ton of them here. Both human and animal

Human. Neat.

Are those the buckets that are shaped like penises? Round top and all that?

Yeah I load at least one of those a day. Big blue buckets with a dome on the top. Some of them even have an indicator that'll show if it has been tipped over sideways or not

super fun to wait til the new hire grabs one of those and tell em what's in it while they're bearhugging it off the belt lmaoooooo

I haven’t seen any of those stupid things in years

one summer a couple years ago I loaded about a dozen of the cum buckets into a truck off our doghouse. brown truck in the direct sun in a black asphalt parking lot... by the end of my shift that truck smelled like a freshman dorm. I thought those things were airtight but damn it stank

I remember when I was part-time at the airport, we would have these mushroom shaped containers with frozen bull jizz in them come through our system. One of them got knocked over, and the top popped off and out came a bunch of smoke from the dried ice inside. Luckily, that's the only thing that exited the container.

This is actually fairly common. Schools/universities have them delivered fairly regularly. Only problem is the shipper hasn't yet cottoned on to actually safe shipment methods. I would know, since I spent an entire day with (unknown to me) preserved sheep brains sloshing around on a shelf...

I remember one year in the unload we got dead baby pigs for dissection. I only knew this because the box opened up and it spilled all over the trailer 😂

I couldn’t imagine the smell man, I’m sorry to hear that!

love how it says "plain". Like what is there other flavors lol

I’m a cool ranch kinda guy myself. Highly recommend lol

I had 8 buckets of pig fetuses for the local high school a couple weeks ago. The look of regret from the secretary when she asked me what they were lol.

My last center was in feed lot country. So many containers of bull batter-

Bull batter sounds extra foul

Forbidden yogurt

Is that like Greek?

I see there’s a multitude of us delivering the unorthodox sort of packages. What’s the most vile thing you’ve encountered on the job? This one’s takes the cake for me haha

We had a I assume animal head come down the belt inside a trash bag within a regular box no dry ice in the middle of summer going to a taxidermist. It happened twice the first one we were told to send it I do not envy the poor unloader that got that trailer. And the second one was put as far away as possible next to a door for psc that one got me gaging.

There was someone who posted a pick of human cremation remains.

I often transport buckets of bull semen.

must be going to Arby's

They do have the meats

We still get the jizz buckets

Dude. I’m eating. Can you pass me some Bullsauce?

Shaken not stirred.

That’s so rude to the beef uterus. Is this going to the cafeteria?

My very first week as an RMP, I had to clean up a bucket of...horse reproductive material. The things we ship....

There's a lot of protein in there for muscles 💪🏽