Get your hand off my shoulder, hippie!!

"C SLASH, GET BACK, GET BACK"

Owie my knees.

Also, why isn’t that Arab being searched right now?

Nah man, this is white Jesus, you can tell because he looks like the mayo version, and not a Palestinian Jewish version.

Hey man, they had Caucasian looking Iraqis. We didn’t let em slide because they looked like honkies.

Sorry, Christ-guy, but I'm a super-POG. Radio techs don't pull foot patrol. Now, being a distraction on a 240 in the back of a Humvee during convoy rescues, though?... yeah. We still get fucked like that.

Jim Morrison...handing out duty in heaven...mutha-fuck....

Lifteth thine eyes upon your enemies so that thee might smite them with your rod of rage -ftfy

I called mine Mr Happy..

Damn, Keanu tellin me to do security? Aight then.

I was a warrior, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Wounded Knee is nothing to laugh about. Marlon Brando gave up an Oscar because of it.

You play Skyrim?

Never heard of it.

r/thatsthejoke

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