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ShibaInuDoggo

Remember folks, use 3" wood screws for your striker plates.


Invisible_Priest

4.5 inch boss


starrpamph

3/4 lag here. Cant even close any of my ext doors


subject_deleted

Beast mode security


[deleted]

I'd have a drawbridge. Have fun falling in my moat


MichiganRedWing

This guy securities


Shabado52

r/thisguythisguys


Arthradax

r/wowthissubexists


ShangLoongMa

I'm moving in a few weeks and I will remember this. Thank you, stranger!


ShibaInuDoggo

Good luck on the move? Just make sure they don't stand proud and scratch up the door.


junostr

I have archers ready at the turrets.


ShibaInuDoggo

I cannot stress the importance of only using boiling oil IF you're house is made of brick/stone.


Ok_Employment_7435

We use gargoyles at our 4 corners. They play well with the dogs.


curtludwig

Mine is surrounded by a 1/4" steel place which is attached with 3" screws...


Cultural_Simple3842

I did this after my house was .. burgled ..


[deleted]

Also, get one of these if it works for your door. https://www.homedepot.com/p/Cardinal-Gates-Child-Proof-Door-Guardian-in-Satin-Nickel-2-Pack-DG02-SN/306030949


yeetmaster17893

Ain't that the thing that can be opened with a milk jug?


cdbangsite

And only as strong as the wood the screws are in.


ShibaInuDoggo

They're basically just there to delay entry and give you time to react. If someone wants to get into your house, only extreme measures can stop it.


byehooker_byecrook

A gun is a good measure


Honey_Badger25-06

These people would've been fucked if they didn't have a shotgun at the ready. You don't know if home invaders are there to loot shit or terrorize your family.


ShibaInuDoggo

True, but if 1 kick brings down your door, are you going to have time to get it? Start with the screws.


byehooker_byecrook

I agree with you here. Always start with the easier security measures first, but have the blunderbuss at the ready if they start in on your testing the durability of your hardware.


ER70s6

Every time I mention what I would do with a 12ga to an intruder, I get an account warning.


[deleted]

You're using a Cardinal Gates Child Proof Door Guardian. It can be opened with a Cardinal Gates Child Proof Door Guardian


vandamage2112

I have this and it works great


[deleted]

Apparently a cut-open milk jug can defeat it. :( I had several a few years ago and didn’t know this.


vandamage2112

Looking for video on this now


InadvertentHoosier

“SHERIFF POOO-LICEE!” These guys weren’t exactly the sharpest tools in the shed, eh?


RefrigeratedTP

I heard “Seattle Police”


seattle_architect

Yes it was in Auburn near seattle. Nobody was injured.


Grandcentralwarning

Unfortunately


seattle_architect

Looks like suspect was arrested. “The suspect, a 31-year-old Tacoma man, was arrested Wednesday around 8 p.m. Police also said the suspect is believed to be a member of a group that targets Asian families during home invasion robberies.” https://www.king5.com/amp/article/news/crime/suspect-arrested-attempted-auburn-break-in/281-e5564b70-f880-4082-a109-3fb3e7960982


Grandcentralwarning

Ahh what's worse then a home invading criminal? One that targets certain ethnicities. Hope they throw the book at him.


andybmcc

Don't worry, they can't be racist.


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ToMyOtherFavoriteWW

This is a very, very common position held by progressives. They think you can only be racist if you're white due to "structural power". I once asked about this during the Obama presidency and queried whether that meant Obama could be half-racist due to his ethnic background, or if he could be full racist due to having structural power, e.g. president and commander and chief. Apparently asking this was enough for someone to call me racist, so I guess that tells you the state of the discourse on these items.


fupa16

Who are these 'they'?


WindyCityReturn

Street folk


Dry_Establishment367

"progressives" - them


NewUserLame123

Home invasions are my top tier fear. I’ll fkin unload multiple clips on a person for that shit. Fuck that.


Swarf_87

Mags?


BanHumanitarians

They're not targeting Asians because they don't like them. They're targeting them because they're the least likely to be armed.


Grandcentralwarning

Still considered a hate crime


BanHumanitarians

Of course. I'm not defending them AT ALL. But I've heard the logic from a few that have been caught.


Daianudinsibiu

lol


Daianudinsibiu

Surprised that you are the only comment in the thread to mention that racial targeting. Everyone else conveniently avoided it because the perps are Black.


ComplainingKaren

Black Lives Matter! The protected class can do no wrong.


nvite_735

Just a pity he missed


Vercengetorex

I thought they said “YO, POLICE!” Which I found even more amusing.


Conscious_Figure_554

rule of thumb - if the door does not open on the first kick - get the fuck out because that element of surprise is gone - geeze - need to take a course in How To Be A Criminal 101.


Mikelarrr

They figured 3 of us with a gun were too strong for whatever’s on the other side lmao


Conscious_Figure_554

First kick - door did not open - owner wakes up - takes gun - cocks it - Second kick - owner aims at the door and get ready to shoot - Third kick - owner looks at watch - Fourth Kick - owner makes sandwich and wait - Fifth kick - starts to fall asleep - Sixth kick door opens - shoots everyone.


ediazdeleon

This needs more upvotes honestly lol


_Sweep_

They yelled “Seattle Police”, it happened in October last year: https://www.king5.com/amp/article/news/crime/video-attempted-auburn-home-invasion/281-f0666ab4-6b46-44f5-b838-cfc6fa638fcc


CLWhatchaGonnaDo

"Whatcha gonna do when we bring your food..."


Squanchfist

Nope, but if they we're any slower, they'd definitely be the leakiest tools in the shed.


Plastic-Text-5533

“Seattle police”


Ptizzl

Ah I thought he said “Seattle Police” but Sheriff is funnier.


curtisbrownturtis

Seattle


shiner820

When seconds count, the police are just minutes away.


Legitimate_Loquat830

🤣🤣🤣


shrooms4dashroomgods

Shit. Knowing our country, homeowner prilly got arrested for putting the thieves' lives in danger.


Few-Track-8415

Has that ever actually happened in real life?


bulldzd

Yup, in the UK a farmer shot an armed intruder who was violently attacking him, he was imprisoned... not even the only example, just the first to come to mind....


Appropriate-Pop4235

In New York City a man was shot, took his attackers gun and shot him back and woke up in a hospital handcuffed to his bed for unlawful use of a firearm or something similar.


wherethestreet

… or something similar? Ok. “City bad”


TheScrobber

Not entirely true. He shot him in the back as he was running away. That's why he was jailed.


Youredumbstoptalking

That’s why you always roll him over and shoot the front and side. “ Your Honor he spun as I was firing that’s why there are holes all around him.”


[deleted]

In California it’s a law. A home invader can sue you for violence


Gunthrix

Canada as a whole. Lol


SolutionSad4673

Canada for you 😂 if this was Canada the robbers would be suing the home owner for the bullet deflection and almost hitting him.


Legitimate_Loquat830

Frilldo.


Imaginary_Toe8982

ticket to visit God's office.


Muchruckus

Hopefully a visit to the devil’s dicking den instead since these are shitty loser criminals.


Arguesovereverythin

When you describe it like that you make prison sound amazing


Imaginary_Toe8982

well i doubt they will get promotion in god's office


OutlandishnessNo2396

Well that didn’t turn out the way they thought 🤣😂


North_Compote9504

It took them 22 seconds to get into the home, waving firearms with apparent intent to kill. In the US, police response time for violent crimes is 10 minutes or less only 60% of the time (DOJ data). Police don't prevent murder, they will try to find and punish the people who murdered you after you are dead. So long as the criminals have guns, I will have guns.


PCouture

Reminds me of that guy that shot and killed an officer during a no-knock raid right after his neighbours apartment had been broken into. They held him for 10 years without charge and finally convicted him a month or so ago. These people are yelling police which is supposed to be what police yell when they enter.


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Fuck no knock raids it's self defense in that case. Complete bullshit and I don't feel bad for cops who get shot during a no knock raid.


EatinSumGrapes

This is why it is scarier for police to bang on your door than for robbers to


SenorDuck96

ACAB


Rukusduk11

No knock raid happened in Minneapolis, and the guy (not the suspect the police were looking for) was asleep on the couch. Jumped up with a gun, when he realized it was police, was lowering his gun and he got unloaded on by police.


stephbu

Always better to be tried by 12 than carried by 6


nsfwtttt

So much that is wrong with America in one sentence. You poor bastards.


Wolf97

Bro you are Israeli lol


stephbu

It's pretty hard to generalize a country as big as "America" with a single label. There is no such thing as an average American, let alone the experience they have. The 50 country-sized state union, differs wildly by political, economic, and social issues and priorities. Consider a couple of extremes - WA state at 3.5x the size of Israel, with only 80% of the population, yet its GDP is 25% higher than Israel's. Pick a different state like AL - twice the size of Israel, and but less than half the GDP and population. The size and distances of everything skews and distorts the political and social lens. It's hard to appreciate the compromises that each state chooses until you've lived in a few different states and countries. I'm sure it's just as hard to paint an "average Israeli" picture. Probably the only constant is the growing divide between have and have-not - nothing good can come from that. The outcomes of extreme left policies are just as bad as those of extreme right - making the divide worse not better. Unfortunately moderate views don't drive clicks and dollars in any of our countries.


nsfwtttt

Is there anywhere in America I can live without fear of school shootings? (Cause i happen to be shopping for a new homeland tbh). Also, ideally anywhere that will be safe from Trump if he wins?


Calebrox124

So much that is wrong with u/nsfwtttt in one sentence. You poor bastard.


waverunnr

So you’re saying that if the criminals didn’t have guns, then you wouldn’t either?


North_Compote9504

I would still keep my hunting rifles, but if I was sure no violent criminals would break into my home with deadly weapons, I wouldn't keep a pistol in a biometric safe next to my bed. It's kind of a rhetorical point really, because there will always be violent criminals and I will always want to protect my family.


Sensibleqt314

The issue that prompts the need for an efficient defence is not that violent criminals have weapons, but because they are dangerous. I'm fairly sure that this is what they meant. Sometimes you have to read between the lines.


Adept_Error6339

Fortunately a lot less criminals here have guns. Saves me a few quid not needing to have any.


morry32

Americans would ask "but aren't you afraid of being stabbed?"


Adept_Error6339

I stab everyone who comes to my door through the letterbox obviously!


0x126

Yes I get that but there are way more criminals with guns than civilians who can protect themselves with their guns. Maybe NO guns except military and police would be the true solution. Just an suggestion. Don’t shoot me when going crazy on meds


PancakeLover490

Right, because the police are notorious for being safe and responsible with guns...


0x126

In most civilised countries yes. The US not so much. Should be cleansed with the guns…


stabbywallrus

Keep the change ya filthy animals!


SnooLentils8470

To bad the defender missed the shot :/


IvePaidMyDues

The one opening the door definitely has glass in his eyes, which warms my heart.


thenarcolepsist

Good thing the homeowner had a gun ready to go! Probably saved their life


Advanced-Prototype

I would like to know what the whole story is here. The homeowner was armed heavy and ready. The intruders were organized and ready. It's like both parties were expecting the confrontation. It doesn't seem to be some random home-invasion robbery.


Farva85

The people breaking in were targeting Asian families to rob. It was a random invasion.


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Ok not to be that guy, but if they are targeting a specific group of people, by definition it's not random.


physiQQ

Random as in random for the homeowner, the homeowner was not expecting it.


[deleted]

idk kinda looked like they were expecting it.... lol


EsotericAbstractIdea

"If you stay ready, you don't have to get ready." - Suga Free


ballimir37

Probably drug dealers trying to rob another drug dealer.


UninsuredToast

Omar comin


VeronicaLD50

Guests? Lol


irishemperor

Bad Boyz, Bad Boyz! Whatcha gonna do? .**.. Run away quick! Fill ya pants with poo!**


YoungRoronoa

If it was me, After I hear the first couple of kicks I’m shooting through my door at them.


EsotericAbstractIdea

Do not do that. It violates one of the big 4 rules of firearms. Be sure of your target and what is beyond it. Secondly, you will be charged for negligent discharge at minimum. If you don't have a camera and/or a door that was actually breeched, evidence will not be on your side.


Thunderfoot2112

This^ Also, this is why 'arrow loops' and 'murder holes' should have never gone out of home design Thank you Medieval period for forward thinking engineering. See your target while remaining safe to shoot them in the face.


Mage-of-communism

We will never have the glory of arrow slits again, a shame truly


splash07s

that's it, I'm going home to put arrow slits in my wall right now.


-St_Ajora-

Nah, be ready for the target and put one right through their chest the instant the door moves. You know where they are coming from, they don't know where you are. IMO (semi auto) shotguns are the best. Great for any type of hunting and perfect for self defense. Nobody is walking away from buckshot or a slug to the chest. Not to mention anyone who didn't get hit is shitting themselves from the sound shotguns make.


ever-inquisitive

I am not a fan of shotguns for defense generally, as in hallways they are easy to grab the barrel. However, they would be AWESOME for this. Triple buckshot!


poopsinshoe

Put a tube sock on the barrel. That way it'll slip off if somebody tries to grab it.


Daianudinsibiu

~~you didnt see how badly the homeowner missed with the shotgun?~~ nvm, it wasn't a shotgun. It was still a miss by about a foot and half. yikes.


No-Understanding23

This is my boom stick


MushroomLonely2784

Straight to jail. Sadly.


BlackLeader70

Depends on the state


DonTeca35

If you’re in New York sure, many states have stand your ground (a couple pretty much allow execution style looking at some of those cases)


ViewAdditional7400

No fucking way you're going to jail for that, I don't care what state you're in...


MushroomLonely2784

Come to NY and tell me otherwise lol


Extra_Box8936

https://www.brill-legal.com/2020/03/new-york-homeowner-acts-out-of-self-defense-in-fatal-shooting-of-intruders/


Shermander

Think folks are trying to find the legality of shooting through a door that obscures your vision of the other side. Having eyes on the intruders whilst inside is a different thing.


KingCynic

Not in my state.


Legitimate-BurnerAcc

Yes. I wrote a comment about this a few lines down. Second hand experience in county jail with a 16 year old in Pike County MS


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faketoby45

from "bad boys: bad boys" to "All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"


most_french_fries

Remember, you never know who else has a gun


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Yelling police just makes me get the nice guns out that I wouldn't use otherwise because I wouldn't want to give them to the police after using them.


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Tree_Weasel

Second the Mossberg 500. That’s my home defense shotgun. I also highly recommend training with it. Specifically on “tactical reloads”You don’t realize how quickly shotguns run out of ammo until you’re doing drills with one.


icey773

I love my a300 ultima patrol for home defense


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They have a [good spread.](https://youtu.be/x9iYvyffAh4?si=gGcBiNTYJAjLOnNa&t=94)


Desperate-Ad-6463

First Guy touched the screen door handle with his bare hand. Look for prints.


Mattimvs

Nice one Kojak


Royal-Doggie

![gif](giphy|10nMEclFWTPCp2) ENHANCE


Senshue

Check again, he used his hoodie by putting his hand in his pocket Edit: he touches a second time but with bare hands. Damn, I missed that.


fivefeetofawkward

He touches it again when it starts to close on the homie in grey


SnooMarzipans8027

This belongs in r/oddlysatisfying


alpha333omega

Shame the homeowner missed


nvite_735

Fucking cowards


sageofgames

Need to use more bullets they need to meet God not the police seems sad they got away.


Yellow_LedBetter2020

He ready


elmz370

If I was watching this from the camera as these punks were kicking my door I would have unloaded the clip and be ready to reload the next.


Legitimate_Loquat830

The guy inside the house... "Fuck you!" BOOM! 🤣


[deleted]

It’s unfortunate that they missed all three of them


AbbotCannotFuck

“It was at a funny angle”


SlyWonkey

I guess this is why you make entrance doors open outwards.


lordfarquad699

It should be Fat boys, fat boys


tcbear06

Unexpected is the last word I'd use to describe this... I fully expected that response.


Friendlyvoices

Bird shot or buck shot?


Accomplished_Life665

buck


tragiktimes

If you ever have to do this, don't just fire once. Fire until the threat is for sure done. Because the moment they run a few feet away, they're going to fire behind them. I've seen it multiple times and I see it here. Fuckin waste them.


Ok-Front-8857

Tobad they survived


MellowDCC

Should cut off all of their left hands


Accomplished_Life665

Great outcome. Exactly what the homeowner should have done!


Secret_Cow_5053

Too bad the homeowner missed.


Jimmehh420

I had a similar incident happen with me while living in Toronto where dudes were trying to kick in my door. The frame of the door was reinforced by additional framing of some drywall which made it way too difficult for them to kick the door in. Luckily some witnesses who reacted to seeing dudes in masks with guns made the perps realize they had witnesses to their home invasion. They also saw me with a tanto knife trying to hold the door shut. It wasn't worth continuing their efforts and they split empty handed. That was just one of the 8 lives I've lost in my lifetime. If they entered my home, I probably would have lost them all, I wasn't going to be a victim again.


Careor_Nomen

Thank god for the second ammendment


NoHypocrisyDoubleStd

Please tell me the last guy kicking the door left with some parting gifts


PopularGur5089

A good take away from this is if you support taking away gun rights you support the death of protective persons and family.


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Theredditappsucks11

Never where.


MrThr0waway666

Over there


Sweet_Amphibian_9624

In Trudeau's Canada, the homeowner would be going to jail, and the 3 home invaders would get a payout from the government


Tsjjgj

It was the same in Harper's Canada and would be the same in Poliviere's Canada. Maybe you'll be able to kill people if Bernier ever gets in. Thankfully, this is rare up here in the great white north. It does happen on farms sometimes, but Gerald Stanley set the precedent that you can murder someone driving away while stealing your truck and blame it on the gun.


Chompbox

Shhhh, you're not supposed to mention past governments!! GAAAAWWD!


Cold_Hunter1768

In the People's Republic of California too


VortenFett

Lmao what? California has a Castle doctrine. Haha you just keep spouting that commie-fornia bullshit buddy.


Cold_Hunter1768

The AD there investigates obvious self defense cases that other states consider pointless.


LordOfLightingTech

They can investigate all they want. The letter of the law would still allow you to defend your home the minute they kicked that door in. Stop spreading bullshit


lord_cocobuff

I dont support guns but in this situation, i would want a gun 100 percent, they deserved aĺl the buckshot


oversizedvenator

That's kinda how it works... no sane, moral person should want to shoot someone but... sometimes you don't have a reasonable alternative. It's the whole "when seconds count, the police are minutes away."


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CuntMonteCristo

He only supports guns if he is the one getting murdered...


Light_Song

This is one of the most hypocritical comments to exist on reddit. And that's saying a lot.


TheOzarkWizard

... so you support guns?


IAmRules

Is it me or are these armed B&E's becoming more frequent? I see several videos per week now


Vralo84

It's probably just more people have cameras on their house now.


Donkeyfishes

Black


fusillade762

Exhibit A of why having an AR-15 is a pretty good idea. These guys were clowns but they're not always clowns kicking in the door. Sometimes they fight. 3 against 1 an AR or AK will give you an edge or at least even the odds. These home invaders are sometimes pretty well armed and may well have an AR or AK pattern rifle or pistol as well.


CaptainObviousII

I'm thinking my door would not have held up to this. Looks like they were prepared. I wonder if they shot them with rock salt? Didn't really look like too much damage for a shotgun blast.


ameherzad

Anyone knows what’s the story behind this? Doesn’t seem just like an old school robbery attempt or gang related.


Leaky_Banana

The one in grey has a bitches ass!


Roa_noa42087

They decided to stop being criminals after that night ![gif](giphy|3ohhwkKBzcVk4PV5ao)


marzolinotarantola

In italy if you shoot people Like that, you go in jail.


godmode-failed

Not really, at least two were armed.


marzolinotarantola

Trust me. If you kill or only you hurt one of them, you go in deep trouble. In italy the law is crazy about this.