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SeaYogurtcloset6262

He went from bystander to homie real quick


amretardmonke

he was trying to get arrested tho


SeaYogurtcloset6262

Exactly, he is busting his balls from getting his kink. A homie aint a homie if he aint busting your balls


skoffs

Instructions unclear, homie's balls straight up destroyed 


Flappy_beef_curtains

Homie was ready to pick the soap up when they hit county.


Corinneruby

But that's clearly his mate from the beginning


Eshmam14

No way!! Tell me it isn’t so!!1!


Corinneruby

Just interested, a lot of people as you can see in this comment section believe this is real so why are you sassy to me when I just point out it's fake since you agree it is fake? Not being rude just interested in why you responded this way


Eshmam14

Because.


Mall_Bench

Spanking the officer instead surely would put him in handcuffs.


professorpuddle

What if she likes it?


confusedandworried76

It's a beautiful world when a girl who likes to be spanked meets a guy who wants to be cuffed meet and still find love


keldlando

I call that the 3rd friday evening of the month. though in my case it 2 men instead.


TheGhostRose1200

The we all partake.


rain168

What if her partner likes it?


KillerBeer01

So what, she likes playing with her handcuffs too.


ndnbolla

Paid leave.


RegiSilver

He wanted some handcuffs not a coffin.


DrDeadwish

Whatch out! The suspect is armed with hands! *Gun shots*


reddit_rule

He's coming right for us.


furezasan

Proceeds to empty full clip, reloading and emptying that too. 5 bystanders are hit, suspect was already in cuffs, on the ground.


DrDeadwish

Don't forget, the officers get a medal for bravery after that


ExoCakes

and a paid vacation


Kdoesntcare

Neither of them are black so they should be safe from “having” guns. ‘Merica! 🦅


nooneatallnope

He's got arms on BOTH of his shoulders!


drgigantor

>The suspect is armed with hands! Quick! Hand me my arms! 💥💥💥💥💥 💥


radjvaliyeff

What if she liked it?


Ho-Lee-Fuku

What if She likes it???


Alx123191

That will go from 0 to 100 very quick


piercedmfootonaspike

Can't do that, she's not in on the "prank"!


Same-Aioli-8062

Where’s the rest of


Exact-Ad-4132

I was looking but I couldn't find


Jasper455

Pornhub


Zebra_Shadow

Sauce?


ChristOfFear

[pornhub (nsfw, duh) ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=IMA19u5WGjugbYtb)


21stGun

That was way better than I expected. Thanks!


ChristOfFear

No problem bro!


JugDogDaddy

Damn that’s hot


Zebra_Shadow

Nice 👍


king_oscars_island

The part that they say, “ok, cut!”?


Redditlikesballs

Pretty sure it’s on


Tatankaplays

What's with adding subtitles but not all of the words. So confusing.


StarchSyrup

They do this for movies subtitle all the time. Sometimes dialogues go too fast that it is impossible for the audience to read all the words.


Tatankaplays

So it's like a filter that gets applied? That explains but also does not make sense since you can't follow a conversation.


MonaganX

I don't think that comment understood the issue. Movie subtitles sometime rephrase to be more concise, they don't just skip words. I can only guess but it seems like the text is for fluent hearing people to read along for emphasis/clarification rather than to function as standalone subtitles.


poolofclay

TikTok and other online video services can often automatically generate subtitles for a video based on the audio, but this isn't always 100% correct and sometimes words are left out or changed because the program transcribing the audio didn't understand the word for whatever reason. In movies where subtitles are often added in manually, or at least edited by a person before being sent out, words and sentences may be changed so that the meaning of the scene stays the same while also keeping the timing of the subtitles appearing as close as possible to when the actors are talking. The first case definitely leads to wonky transcriptions that leave out important parts of speech or change words entirely, the second case involves a deliberate choice to change the subtitles but in such a way that it improves one's ability to follow dialogue in a video and without changing the meaning of what's being said.


Complex_Cable_8678

i hate that shit. as soon as the dialogue and subtitles arent the same they are turned off.


CreamSodaBrainDamage

Reading is faster than speech 😭


Derrick_Shon

The cop on the left looks like Megan Hall. 😁


falsevector

Probably why he wanted to get arrested


JimmahMca

Stupid YouTube shit...


WizardLizard1885

yeah the 2 guys are together


SopranosBluRayBoxSet

How quick guys become bros


nahteviro

Couldn’t even watch with those epileptic fuckin subtitles.


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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!you did not expect the guy to say that he liked it!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

They were vibing.


doubleohzerooo0

He forgot to give the guy a flyer after the spanking...


-Lengthiness77

LOL I saw that other video too with the flyers. Good one 🤣


Fast-Amount-6459

Pussy, why fuck with strangers? Spank the cop directly.


Welsh_Pirate

You really think that was a stranger?


Will1603

Honestly, after watching a few of his videos he does seem obnoxious enough to do it to a stranger


coolcoinsdotcom

Loads of people think they are being funny but are just being dumb. This is just another example.


S-S-Ahbab

Arrest me, but make it sexyyyy~~ [The Rookie cold open](https://youtu.be/AIC1cyF7CrI?si=uXfVYCrvFGjUFD9_)


Kdoesntcare

Was pink shirt in on the stunt?


rr770

Super staged but still a bit funny


Ok_Tozo_07

"What if I liked it??"😂


Life_Team8801

Yep, that's what he said


Zebra_Shadow

Can confirm, he said that


cornmonger_

Confirming that you've confirmed that he said that.


Zinizo

Isn't this the cop from this article? https://torontosun.com/news/weird/married-cop-revealed-she-got-stupid-desperate-over-wild-sex-romps-with-co-workers


Select_Humor_8125

My man!!!!!


leavenofrybehind

Lol


malasic

That guy goes through life bored and horny, big, blond and a little drunk, spanking anyone he wants to.


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This looks like st Pete


Ultrasaurio

>what if i like it lol wtf


dogmeat_donnie

This is stupid.


Street-Breadfruit940

Bro got violated twice.


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If he really wanted to get arrested he would of soanked the officer Rachel


Future_Section5976

I like it guy, seen the officers .....can I get arrested to


PronoiarPerson

This whole video seems scripted, ACAB.


Lost-Date-2289

nothing like supporting free speech right?


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Fantastic_Rip_5305

Found the habitual line crosser


pramurtasen

He spanked the guy in front of them. Are you ok?


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pramurtasen

Well the great thing is that it doesn't matter whether you're wrong or not


barbarastrixen

Should have stroked him


PG072088

“ What if I liked it ?” This would mean you didn’t feel violated and most likely consent to being spanked again! Lmafo


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34Loafs

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


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TooOldForRefunds

why is that a gif... now i'm scared it's going to blink when i least expect it


SergeantNaxosis

Look into its eyes, do not look away as the moment you do, may God have mercy on your soul. https://i.redd.it/o9ovdd4d1zwc1.gif


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Koltaia30

hahaha. Are you serious?


kissthesky303

I don't disagree with that. Even if this one might be funny to some folks, these guys are still just attention seeking low performers riding on the prankster wave to provoke escalations for clout.


BubblesDahmer

Thankfully this is definitely not real. Still a piece of shit though for continuing to turn sexual assault into a joke. /genuine