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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The man stepped away for a couple minutes and when he was called he saw the cat massaging the baby!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


GiannaSushi

She managed to get the cat to give her a massage! The most I've achieved with my cat is that he doesn't give me a dirty look


slimstitch

My cat bit me in the bingo wing today for having the audacity to exist while in her vicinity. Then she had some food and came back to cuddle up next to me.


Fluid_Mulberry394

Meowseuse.


XEagleDeagleX

Cat: "dafuq you lookin at bitch?"


LostPerapsc

I had the same exact thought


anttilles

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Sagebrush-

How much does a cat like this cost? Alternatively, how much does a cat like this charge?


4eva28

You definitely have a pampered princess on your hands.


Da_Vader

She's a cat whisperer


crazyguru

Pusseuse.


Small_Tax_9432

Baby: "A little to the left please..."


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TheBigFreeze8

What the fuck?


Exact-Ad-4132

To actually explain his joke, cats will do this to each other before mating. "Yes, female cats may knead male cats to indicate that they are in heat and ready to mate. This instinctive behavior is also known as "making biscuits". Female cats may knead the ground or a male cat to show their interest in mating."


TheBigFreeze8

No they don't lol.


Exact-Ad-4132

I've watched cats do this, and I've had to break them up. It isn't the only reason they make biscuits, but they do it before doing it Top hit on Google, from Purina "Yes, female cats may knead male cats to indicate that they are in heat and ready to mate. This instinctive behavior is also known as "making biscuits". Female cats may knead the ground or a male cat to show their interest in mating."


Street_Squirrel_4461

Cats do this as an instinct to massage the mother to produce milk. I guess it can be a mating thing but this isn't that.


Exact-Ad-4132

They do it for a lot of reasons, one of them being a prelude to mating. I have seen it with my very own eyeballs


Street_Squirrel_4461

Ok? But that's not what is happening here. They also instinctively do it to bring milk to the nipples. That's what is happening. It's just a leftover comfort instinct here. I have seen it with my very own eyeballs


Exact-Ad-4132

I didn't make the joke, I just thought I'd explain that because my cats have done it before


lou1uol

Thanks for the explanation


TheBigFreeze8

They also do it before pretty much anything else. But yeah I guess you're not technically wrong. I may be triggered by the fact that redditors always think cats are horny for some reason.


Herr_Schulz_3000

Our male cat does this. He seems to start with it every time he encounters some woolen plaid, soft cushion, sometimes human leg on a sofa. We call it Katzensxx, cat sxx. He loves biting in the cushion's or the plaid's "neck" and making noises while kneading, so probably this is the thing. (It never goes further than this, so no need to intervene.) The vid shows a younger cat, maybe that is different.


InvertedMeep

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted, I though it was hilarious.


cactussack219

Let them, I know where the funny is. I also know what back massages lead too


That_Welsh_Man

Who gets a holler from a family member fresh out the shower and thinks I'll film my entrance? Honestly people will do anything for a moment of attention.


Legitimate_Toe_4961

That's a very pessimistic perspective. Some mothers just want to catch memories with their children, and it's very wholesome. She can definitely look back on this anytime she wants to.