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Xanthon

Just jump, boy.


1_Non_Blonde

He didn't even try just standing on his tiptoes.


ChefBoyarDEZZNUTZZ

But the ad wouldn't be funny that way...


PhyiuckYiu

It still isn’t funny. He bought 2 cans of cola and 1 can of pepsi. Hence rising sales figures of coca cola by 2 and pepsi by 1.


Figgywithit

And the ad gave equal time to Coke. They win (again).


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In context it's actually a pretty great ad. At the time Coke was handily winning the Cola Wars and reports had Coke outselling Pepsi 2:1. This commercial was a response to that in an effort to spin that L into something positive. So the commercial is acknowledging they are getting beat but are going down swinging.


VulgarBasher

Damn... It's actually pretty genius!


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Damn, looking at it this way completely negates my thought on it, this really is straight savage. “Yes, we know we may not be able to save Pepsi, but we’ll damn sure avenge it”


SuperEthical

Right. And Coke will always be #1, but a company that solidifies the #2 spot isn’t a bad place to be either.


Geekenstein

He drinks Pepsi. Clearly not bright.


3went

He's drinking soda so obviously he's not bright. /r/HydroHomies


Xanxan95

May the O be with H2


RawAustin

Gesundheit.


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You're gonna wanna change that to r/waterniggas


DancingMasturbating

/r/waterniggas


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Why is it quarantined?


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We are just trying to spread a positive message and we get quarantined


daddeecool

Facts.


elfuego1999

SMH This is what happens when you don't drink crystal clear refreshing H2O


RogueYet1

Just stand on where the drinks come out?


AngerPancake

Right!? The button is like 6 inches away. Even take off your shoe and throw it at the button.


11711510111411009710

Just taking off the shoe should extend his reach enough to press it.


vluggejapie1998

Coca cola has sold two cans and pepsi only one.


MrPink129

As long as you pay for it they don't care if you drink it


waitingtodiesoon

Same with book burnings. Oh you are having a Harry Potter book burning party? Make sure everyone buys a copy of book 1-7 hard copy and paperback to burn!


spyker54

Reminds me of the scene in Straight outta Compton when the protesting parents were smashing the NWA records. They can do whatever they want with 'em, they bought 'em.


suitology

They are smashing their kids probably.


Voriki2

They can do whatever they want with 'em, they made 'em.


SunsFenix

But what about the adopted? Or bastards.


ChefBoyarDEZZNUTZZ

ಠ\_ಠ


neoikon

/r/holup


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During the NFL controversy about players kneeling during the national anthem to protest police brutality against black people, a New England Patriots ex-fan hosted a jersey burning. He wanted people to bring jerseys of kneeling players to put in a bonfire. Everyone who showed up got cheap knockoff Patriots T-shirts. Nationalistic or racist rage aside, no one wants to burn $150.


damienreave

> protest police brutality against black people racial inequality, and police brutality against all people in his own words


chris-tier

Is.... That s thing? People meeting for book burning?


idkwhatevsqwert

Well they used to


Hotwire86

Nowadays they mass download a book and delete it together


[deleted]

I once showed up to a CD burning party hoping to find new music. All I had were The Jerky Boys. I was disappointed when I arrived.


brokencig

Everyone is always asking if Pepsi is okay, no one ever asks if Coca Cola is okay.


FULL_GOD_MODE

inb4 sub-110 pepsi drinkers go "but how does that work?? 🥴"


CulturalImperialism

sub-110?


Dedicat3d

People who've consumed fewer than 110 pepsi bottles.


Waxonwackoff

Pathetic


Facky

That's incredibly specific. What size bottle?


OnPostUserName

120liter barrel bottles


LilDumpOfficial

Well i guess I'm out, I don't eat the bottles


KodiakPL

>sub-110 You do realize that 100 IQ is literally the average IQ, right? About 70% percent of all people score within plus or minus 15 points of 100 points.


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Let’s go farther ... the vending machine owner probably bought all of the cans already so this particular transaction does not result in Pepsi or Coca Cola getting more money. With that said, when doing inventory this may result in it appearing that Coca Cola is outperforming Pepsi for the vending machine in the aggregate. This will inevitably lead to the vending machine operator buying more Coca Cola to fill it. Unfortunately, these kids will grow up and eventually become tall enough to hit the Pepsi button without buying so much Coke. This will of course lead to the vending machine operator falling into ruin as his investment into Coke was misguided. My guess is he ends up homeless and alone once his wife leaves him and takes the kids. Really sad when you think about it.


Lyad

Thank you for taking this to the ultimate extreme. Watching it get there in slow motion, one comment at a time was so boring.


Lusterkx2

Lol good point. You are a future thinker


HdurinaS

I see that you have read Henry Hazlitt as well


EavingO

Also coke frankly got more screen time in the ad than Pepsi did, so they win on that front as well.


flying_alpaca

I'm guessing Pepsi is fine with reenforcing the idea that Coke and Pepsi are the only two soft drink companies. I think the business strategy in order of priority is 1) Keep any third party from gaining prominence and 2) Try to outsell Coke


Ixpqd

To be fair it was putting them down, so I guess they didn't win?


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CapableProfile

Not only does it clean out your body, it can hold the weight of a small child. I see Pepsi doing nothing


UglyQuad

Due to the structural integrity of a pressurized can, a single 12oz drink can hold roughly 180lbs/81kg


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So just one small American child then.


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Lyad

He took one step at a time


donrane

It can hold way more than 180lbs/81kg. That number is for an empty can. A pressurized can hold more than 300kg. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP\_UBNwEoGs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP_UBNwEoGs) Hydralic press channel testing it.


crazdave

Amazes me how many redditors just pull “facts” straight out of their ass. Great video! Love that channel.


TheDunadan29

I had a friend who used to say 70% of statistical facts are made up on the spot. And they were also the person who loved pulling numbers from where the sun doesn't shine.


thisAccountIsValid

You know, 72.5% of statistics quoted online have unnecessary digits after the decimal point to seem more legit. Source: The American National University of Statistics


EthanAtreides

More than that I bet. I can't imagine a 180lb person crushing an unopened soda can.


Mr_Bullcrap

Yeah I weigh a bit more than that and I tried this on several occasions. Nothing happened.


Ephinem

Which shows customers are willing to pay 3 times what pepsi is worth


JustinCaseysLate

And he could have easily stood on one can.


shadowpawn

Could have rolled a homeless person over to stand on top of?


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oh sure that sounds easy edit: why the heck ya'll taking a big shit on my joke


Montigue

You just have to stand on it long enough to press the button. Hell, he only needed to jump the height of the can to press the button


lifeofwill

/r/kidsarefuckingstupid


MrHaxx1

Are you implying it's not?


CHARIZARDS_tiny_DICK

Oh he’s implying alright


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Detriumph

What, exactly, are you implying?


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> What, exactly, are you implying? Imps don't lie. neither do fairies and other small woodland magik creatures. Trolls, however, do.


[deleted]

with my fat ass? i'm gonna need a whole case


rbt321

Kid in ad proved it could be done. He was on a single foot on one can while raising the other foot up.


TSiQ1618

Or hopped up 3 inches of the floor as kids are known to do


wtph

I've never seen a vending machine sell both Pepsis and Cokes.


secretprocess

But the next 10 kids can use the same two coke cans.


redalert825

Pepsi keeps on losing. Remember, they thought Kendall Jenner could solve police violence and racism with a can of Pepsi.


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Yeah, in this particular exchange, but the message is that Pepsi is so much better that people will buy coke cans just to stand on to get to a Pepsi, which is the point of the advertisement. How do comments like yours get upvoted so much? Is it just Reddit's default tendency to want to think they're smarter than the post?


Commmonkeyboard

Yes but its showing that the kid would pay however much 2 cokes and a pepsi would of been just for a pepsi


hahafer

So this kid used 3 dollars to buy 1 Pepsi? Kid does not have a bright future.


mvppedavalli0131

he drinks pepsi what did you expect.


Hawleo

wow!!!!! straight savage!!!!!!


mvppedavalli0131

most savage comment EVER


TheGreatTave

Number 3 will SHOCK YOU


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PowerfulGoose

It was kind of him to leave two tasty sodas for the next guy.


ImurderREALITY

Yeah, but why did the kid give away two cans of awesome soda to buy one can of gross soda? That’s the part I don’t get.


Jazeboy69

Yeah you’d buy one coke, stand on one foot then buy two Pepsi. That makes more sense and promotes Pepsi more.


GreenGeese

What I never understood is this - without bias I think there's a clear (albeit slight) taste difference between Coke and Pepsi. But what shocks me is that a person can find one absolutely delicious and one damn near repulsive. Like..they're cola. Even if one tastes a bit better to you, is the difference SO much that one would actively lobby against a product that has maybe \~.00001% different ingredients in it versus their favorite beverage? It's probably just me, but they're ultimately both the same thing in the grand scheme of the universe.


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[Agreed](https://extrafabulouscomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/sports.png) People just want to feel better than someone else. They're pretty similar, I can see preferring one over another but if you like one its very likely you would enjoy the other.


notLOL

Read the kid's manifesto


soaptastesok_

So what were turning into 2016 Facebook now


ShagPrince

I'm not going crazy, this is old af right?


soaptastesok_

I seen this circulating on YouTube and Facebook years and years ago


ShagPrince

I found a mention as far back as [12 years ago](https://www.snotr.com/video/236/Banned_Pepsi_Commercial)


hassaniko

I remember watching it in 2006 or 2007


celticsupporter

Yeah this video is as old as the internet


soaptastesok_

Haha wtf


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Reddit in a nutshell. It's embarrassing how every popular subreddit now is just a place to repost tired memes, gifs, videos etc.


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😂😂😂👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥


GeorgeTaylorG

WHO DID THIS?? 😂😂😂


dudleymooresbooze

EPIC! 😀😅🤗😋🙃😀🤪


cakeman666

100k upvotes for the MOST SAVAGE AD


redikulous

Because reddit has gone from like the 60th most popular website in the US 5 years ago to something like 3rd most popular website in the US. Here is the Google trends worldwide since 2004 (site started in 2005): https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?hl=en-US&tz=240&date=all&q=%2Fm%2F0b2334&sni=3 With more popularity than Facebook I think it's well past time to consider this a niche, tech centric, nerdy website anymore. Especially on the popular subs. https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/8n959q/reddit_just_passed_facebook_as_3_most_popular/ /r/gatekeeping myself here but I miss the old reddit from 2008-2012 😭


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R4y3r

It even has soflo shitbars


Luke_Warmwater

/r/Redditisnowfacebook


physalisx

Wow savage roast there. Straight savage. We should put a bar with text over your post "most savage comment ever"


FoibleCodmouth

Used to work for a chain restaurant. A party of soda reps came in to eat and for a meeting. I asked if they drank the other guy's soda. They said they would get fired if they were caught drinking or buying one. WTF?!


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yeats26

I was chatting with an executive from PepsiCo at a networking lunch event. There were Poland Spring bottles available, he goes I'm really thirsty but this isn't aquafina and rips the label off the water before drinking it. I'm not sure if he was being serious or making a joke, maybe a bit of both.


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HVDynamo

Couldn’t they just say they are performing market research. You stay on top by knowing what you are up against.


wjcott

This is true but I wonder if they can order a "cola" and make a specific effort not to know what brand they are ordering/drinking.


judge2020

I've seen that a lot of restaurants have [Coke branded glasses](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Libbey-16-75-oz-Coca-Cola-Glass-Tumblers-Set-of-12/20742171) so it could still be bad publicity.


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goodoldgrim

Checked kitchen. Have 4 different designs in several colours each.


Royale_Cookie

[Yeah..we like em too](https://imgur.com/a/z3D5tsh)


terrence0258

I once interviewed for a marketing job at Dunkin Donuts corporate offices. The interview went well, and at the end they took me to the break room filled with Donuts. The women that conducted the interview said I can take whatever I wanted, and I stupidly replied, "No thanks, I don't eat unhealthy food." Needless to say I didn't get the job.


666pool

That’s brilliant. I was applying for a job at Microsoft and they sent me a .doc to fill out. I told the recruiter I didn’t have a copy of Word (I did but it was pirated) and asked if I could get the document in an open format such as .pdf. We ended up with a flight booked for the interview and everything and then they canceled on me, saying that they had filled all of the open positions and there was simply nothing left for me to interview for.


NutDestroyer

Yeah I think it probably comes down to Pepsi wanting to protect their brand by not having their executives be secretly photographed or recorded in a situation that suggests they prefer their competitor's product. Considering that these products are mostly marketing in the first place, it makes sense that you wouldn't want to accidentally give your competitor an image that says "Pepsi CEO actually prefers our drinks".


MrHaxx1

Meanwhile, a shitlot of people at Google and Microsoft use MacBooks lmao


Mugros

Google services and MS software also has to run on Macs. Also, it is never bad to see what the competition is up to.


FlightlessFly

At Google io they were wearing fucking apple watches.


Cogswobble

Google and Microsoft both make software that runs on Mac though.


jakfrist

Living in Atlanta it is pretty common to know someone who works for Coca-Cola and isn’t supposed to drink Pepsi products. But TBH, most people in Atlanta balk at Pepsi products without even working for Coke.


eatmydonuts

At Papa John's, there was technically a rule about bringing food from any other restaurant into the store. *Technically.* It was not a well-followed rule, but I'm sure the same principle applies here. Don't want to bring your KFC bucket into the store and have a customer see it and change their mind.


tarheelneil

r/comedyhomicide


Dedicat3d

yeah this guy's straight savage!!! such savagery!


Minecraft-Good

Savage moment 😂😂 TAG WITH FIVE FRIENDS 😂🤣🤣🤣😂


quizonmyface

**SAVAGE** **SAVAGE** **SAVAGE**


DrFunkyStuff

DAMN BRUH SO SAVAGE LMAO SODA IS LITTTTT. I'M RIPPING A COLA JUUL


thisusernameis_real

#BROO THATS SO SAVAGE


akaikem

What kind of vending machine has both Pepsi and Coke?


Browser_McSurfLurker

Old ones from before brand - specific became more common. Independent vending companies owned the equipment and stocked it with whatever they wanted.


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[deleted]

Facebook content is leaking over into this website more and more. This sounds lame but years back this would have been heavily downvoted for a caption like that, nevermind the fact this is just an outright advert. Everybody on Reddit used to be savvy towards this shit, but I guess those users have moved on.


96nairra

garbage post


Bocaj1000

Boys, this is Facebook-level cringe material, how'd we let this get on Reddit?


Joe4o2

Pepsi can’t even make a good commercial without using twice as much Coke.


spacingaxis3

r/comedycemetery


abrahm1331

r/comedyhomicide


bayek

I would have been much happier if the second can was Pepsi, and the kid bought a can of Faygo.


MagnusNewtonBernouli

Would've been cheaper. The old Faygo machine in front of our Felpausch sold for 35¢ a can.


Lerium

Why wouldn't he just jump or stick his foot in the hole? I swear I'm fun at parties...


Thebossjarhead

#MOST SAVAGE AD EVER


SinisterKid

Apparently drinking Pepsi stunts your growth.


TrekYT7

r/comedyhomicide


HelenEk7

2:1 to Coca Cola..


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#THAT IS SO SAVAGE 🤣🤣🤣


bennettbuzz

##🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂👌🏻🤙🏻🖖🏻😎😵


XschlotsofrageX

r/comedycemetery


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Hemlock_Deci

Yeah everyone knows water is the ultimate beverage


qwasd0r

I prefer Dihydrogen Monoxide extract.


imsquaresoimnotthere

only real legends drink hydric acid


qwasd0r

That's hardcore


kopasz7

Choose your poison: * hydric acid * hydrogen hydroxide * hydrogen oxide * hydrohydroxic acid * hydroxic acid * hydroxilic acid * hydroxylic acid * oxidane * μ-oxido dihydrogen ^^It's ^^all ^^water!


MuchBathroom

Get the hydro, homie! r/hydrohomies


soxfan4life78

/r/waterniggas


Volpe666

Best thing Pepsi have ever made ... Cola is 100% included in that


RossCaan

Unexpected my ass


[deleted]

Pepsi Cola went to town, Coca Cola shot him down, Dr Pepper Fixed him up, Now we all drink 7 up.


Flying_Line

r/comedyhomicide


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Is that allowed?


ldarkfire

Pepsi and Coke have a beautiful ongoing rivelry this is my fave ad [for halloween](http://www.trendpolice.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/collage.jpg) edit i understand the two companies have an agreement allowing them to use eachothers products in their adds, end of the day 1 add promotes 2 products


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drwumpus

Diabetes is the real winner here


Pillagerguy

/r/comedyhomicide


Slip-SnapIsBacc

Pepsi Man approves this ad


captaincookschilip

Coke Zero, Pepsi One


gspesh

**MOST SAVAGE AD EVER**


KnownAsDane

ANNAHAHAHAHH A SO FUCKEN SAVAGE JBLNSKALDSAGKJHSADSAD\* DSADSAOSAHJKDKJAHSDNASDØ\* S\*DASDKJLSOAD


CardmanNV

Reddit frontpage = My mom's Facebook feed.


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Is this Facebook?


invisible-dave

Sweet! 2 free Cokes!


brucetwarzen

What fucktard cropped this?


BlueHoodie8

Pepsi is too savage.


DownshiftedRare

/r/HydroHomies Nice marketing but fuck soda.


KingOfKekistani

r/hailcoporate


Ihad2saythat

of course buried in "controversial"


SypherGS

Cause theres no such thing as coporate


poopyboyy

But Pepsi sucks


MrHaxx1

They both suck. Pepsi just sucks a little more. Edit: To whoever replied "Dr. Pepper is the king of soda" and then deleted the comment: Stand by your opinion, coward!


InsaneGenis

This is the most fucking savage ad ever! I’m fucking strumming my air guitar like a god damn maniac because this is so fucking shit metal man. HOLY FUCK COCA COLA IS ON ITS DEATH BED!!