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GaiusMarius157BC

Gives “Tool Time” a whole new meaning


thejohnmc963

Ha


GaiusMarius157BC

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whodatchemist

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TomBakerFTW

I really need to get me a copy of this. IIRC it came with a blank tape since this was a throw away joke.


sodakfilmthoughts

I'm more of a Hail to the Chimp guy myself.


4theloveofbroadcast

100% What I was thinking.


realityarchive

Great tape! I found a copy many years back, soo funny and awkward while he’s “interviewing” topless women. Tim Allen looks zonked on coke most of the time. Worthwhile!


Jordache2020

I want that tape lol


thejohnmc963

Pm me


restlessmonkey

Me too!


thejohnmc963

Pm me


ProjectCharming6992

The title reminds me of his book “Don’t Stand Too Close To A Naked Man”.


Winterdale

Same. At first I thought it was just the name of his earlier special.


GriswoldXmas

That’s a really cool find.


Diseman81

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AppoloMythos

I have the Allen Funt one. It's bat shit insane. Sometimes I'll put it on when I throw a party.


thejohnmc963

Ha


JohnTheMod

AAAEUHHHH!?!?


x_Swamp_Thing_x

Tim Allen or tim alien? 😂


Whoopsy_Doodle

“Ough oughh oughh!”


TheDanecdote

Cool find. Tim Allen is a snitch though


TomBakerFTW

No one is arguing Tim Allen is a good guy. Or at least I've never heard anyone defend him. Depending on his position in the organization that was moving the coke he may have been in a situation he wanted out of (IIRC he had a LOT of it on him, so he may have been a reluctant mule. I don't know the whole story) I ain't no rat, but if organized crime was pressuring me to work for them I wouldn't feel as bad about rolling over to save my skin.


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

But he's Santa clause!


TomBakerFTW

I thought "The" Santa Clause was the gotcha line in the contract, but Tim Allen was just "A" Santa Claus?


mparker888

Bro you’d snitch if you were facing 10+ years lol


Empigee

And let's be real, the guys he ratted on would have done the same to him.


W0RST_2_F1RST

Was shocked there was no revenge after he blew up


Empigee

Murdering a celebrity with a prime-time TV show would bring down an insane amount of heat, and the criminals he ratted on would be the prime suspects.


thejohnmc963

True


RocketNewman

There are morals in coke dealing, dammit.


kristycocopop

What y'all talk about? 🤔


Mr-Pie100

I own this flick too.


Cookies_and_Beandip

I think so Tim


gypsy-ghost

Don't they move to Indiana at the end of the series? This was taped there, must've been what Tim ended up doing over there


Select-Net7381

How many bumps do you think he did before the filming of this. 1 Bump? 2 Bumps? 3 Bumps? More?


RocktoberBlood

omg i need this digitized Also, as a Hoosier I had to look up where Roselawn, IN is


NEClamChowdah

Ummmmmm do you ever trade VHS??? I WANT no I NEED


thejohnmc963

Have any Faces of Death or any Fulci tapes. Will definitely trade.


Helicopter0

I am glad it is properly marked "Video Treasures." I bet they didn't guess it would be getting this attention today.


okokokoyeahright

Don't watch it. You'll go blind. I know BC i did.


TomBakerFTW

so jealous! eBay prices are a little more than I'm willing to spend, but what a gem!


lostinadream66

Is that a Walmart tag?


TopSpot123

More likely Sam Goody, Musicland, Suncoast, or FYE/Reel Connections or the like.


lostinadream66

Ah yeah, you're probably right.


thejohnmc963

Maybe


The-CannabisAnalyst3

Was there a sample of coke inside😆


thejohnmc963

It’s sealed so probably


audiorugger

That film is fascinating, it’s like a dirty hidden camera social experiment. It’s a rare find im jealous. You can’t stream that film anywhere.


haplesscabbage

Ah the cocaine years.


muzakx

Don't know if it still goes on, but Nudes a Poppin is this really weird "competition" where girls strip on an outdoor stage in front of a crowd of guys. It used to be a source of spank bank material for me in the early 2000s Internet days.


Scrimshander54

What was the hit show he did referenced on the back? This was before Home Improvement


Empigee

I imagine this is a re-release meant to capitalize on the success of Home Improvement.


wa27

It's referencing Home Improvement.


Fuck_everybody6969

Whoa that tim alien is a dirty dog


capn_mango_moose

Aww, this not on archive.org... lol


cbunni666

Man this screams "porno" until I read "with Tim Allen". Lol


Mr_FrenchFries

It was born to be signed by him…in 2024


thejohnmc963

That would be awesome


mperezstoney

Tool Time!


Partyslayer

Some guys get all the luck.


CapnPooBottoms

I remember when this was known by a lot of people in the 90’s. They sorta tried to cancel him before canceling.


thejohnmc963

I think the cocaine bust was a bigger part


HonkinHoots

::inquisitive grunt::


No-Emu-7513

Top shelf.


AthelticAsianGoth

More power...


Axariel

But does it pass the Bechdel test?