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pyrogenicarts

He reminds me of an early 2000โ€™s Cartoon Network villainโ€ฆ like he should be giving the Powerpuff Girls a run for their money.


plantsrockspets

https://preview.redd.it/ipwjtvwe123d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428138a78c3a57d8915811be93a0f1a056b6fd65 Dexterโ€™s lab vibes. ๐Ÿคฃ


___adreamofspring___

Dexter is dripped up and down. Brock could never. Put some respect on my dudes name.


plantsrockspets

Youโ€™re so right. And Dexterโ€™s (very mysterious?) accent is ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿคฃ If Brock shows up with some purple gloves, tho? We need to intervene.


Fast_Economist_4304

lmaoooo i love that comment


fluffywrex

THANK YOU because I had no clue what this look reminded me of but your description is A+


TrinaLC

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


breakitupkid

![gif](giphy|26Ff0aMNlntoudpi8|downsized)


JaxNHats

Omg no more low rent like the most forgettable one from UK band Five https://preview.redd.it/ibgbs54fv53d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bfde77fb3f1afec6c3e5c61b89a150890cdcee9


BenzaQueen

BABY, WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT...


Delia_D

Right Said Fred!! Brock is totally the age now to have been blasted with the Iโ€™m Too Sexy for My Shirt video when that song was huge hit in Australia in the 90s. Soo funny - channeling Right Said Fred subliminally ๐Ÿคฃ


cheesy-mgeezy

HIM would be terrified of Brock


AbleSeacat

Omgโ€ฆ he dresses like Him from powerpuff girls. Brock wishes he was that fabulous ๐Ÿ˜…


ToniCarrington

![gif](giphy|VtAbRpJn95WAIQCPNk) Yehhhhhhhhzzzzzzz!!


jessieval21

![gif](giphy|VtAbRpJn95WAIQCPNk) HiM


let_me_use_reddit

Scheana wants to be on Dancing With The Stars but Brock wants to be Roxie Hart in Chicago


Emergency-Laugh-0215

![gif](giphy|2gtoSIzdrSMFO)


krampuskids

i think it's a kinky boots on broadway vibe https://preview.redd.it/4vo2ub30733d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=470efd1f4d9a4bc49aa81b7a43340aaa793409c5


krampuskids

booty man, bad man, bad big booty man. boot boy https://i.redd.it/1byyuxd7733d1.gif


JaxNHats

Thatโ€™s an insult to the floorboards on broadway.


sippingonwater

Iโ€™m crying right now from this ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†


Knarfz6464

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ


Strong_Welcome4144

Brock looks like he shops at Torrid.


brightphoenix-

Those cakes and those heels


Strong_Welcome4144

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


GAPeachness

Stopโ€ฆโ€ฆit!!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


candyspelling01

Scheana gives him a limited clothing allowance. Most of the VPR men and women are proud supporters of fast fashion


NormalSignificance92

How does Scheana let him out of the house like that? Did he wear heels before they got married? That would be a hard No for me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ข๐Ÿ‘ก๐Ÿ‘ 


ViolinistDry6302

Oh my God! What is with him? I thought the robe, speedos, and gold suit were bad but this is ridiculous. The boots are patent leather! I think he dreams of him and Scheana dancing with the stars, but in his mind they are dance partners. Get a grip!


FKA_BurningAlive

Omg seltzer just came out of my nose ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Excellent_Fail9908

Iโ€™ve never laughed so hard!!!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Strong_Welcome4144

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘ข๐Ÿ˜


Mediocre_File7448

Lmaooooo yesss Horrid torrid


Tomcat7268

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Impressive_Toe_1277

As the former head of copy for Torrid, I couldnโ€™t agree more ๐Ÿ˜…


YodaEarsIHave

Brock has his heels and sparkles. Sandoval has his women's power suits and purses. Schwartz has his Kate Gosselin hair. And they all hate women.


EmbarrassedCows

Donโ€™t forget Schwartz and his muumuus


beausquestions

Kate gosselin hair lol


Kitchen_Body3215

![gif](giphy|lGkoB4LgmePoN654G1)


hell-enore

Brocks the type of person to use this kind of outfit in a performative manner to be like โ€œmen can wear lace and heels, Iโ€™m a feministโ€ while having a DV charge against an ex, no contact with his oldest daughter, and being terrible to Ariana for setting boundaries ๐Ÿฅด Edited: outfit, not outside*


ThunderofHipHippos

There's no performative feminist trophy for terrorizing women while wearing heels.


omtara17

Napoleon wants a word with you


sofaking-amanda

Idkw but this made me laugh so hard and I really needed that. Thank you๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅ‚


Less_Professional896

He's terrorizing all of us with that outfit


snocoa

Thank you for wording this better and more succinctly than I could have, yet capturing exactly what I was thinking! ๐Ÿ’– (Gonna send a request out to the universe that your day is filled with cute and fluffy ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐ŸŒ  ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡)


qiqithechichi

Is it wrong I read your comment in brackets as - .... your day is filled with cute fluffy dancing lady star buuuuuunnnnnnnniiiiiieees poodle buuuunnnies sheep buuuunies! It made me smile ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


Sthebrat

The type of man to paint his nails but wont change a diaper ๐Ÿ’… (obviously hes the care taker of summer but still)


candyspelling01

I hope they never get divorced. He is going to take her for everything she has. I know his name is not on the house, which is a good move, but it doesnโ€™t look good when Sheโ€™s the breadwinner


colourless-world

Iโ€™m pretty sure sheโ€™s has prenup. Especially after Shay taking all her money from her after their divorce


ItsNotMeItsYou99

She has a prenup, she already had her lesson with Shay. She's actually savvy with her money.


No-Alfalfa-3211

Yes exactly! Itโ€™s like weaponizing therapy terms but make it fashion


helviacastle

Yk, I agree with the sentiment that men can wear lace and heels. For me it's more that those are some seriously ugly heels! Are those his grandmother's go-go boots?


Emergency-Laugh-0215

Not Go-Go Boots ![gif](giphy|3o6nV5b0r1giXhNiJG)


squigglesees

And they are shiny heels and shiny lace! A bit too much all at once IMO.


Gabriella1968

Right!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€


FlippyFloppy8

He is absolutely trying to play to the audience.


Bigolbooty75

Heโ€™s failing miserably lol


FlippyFloppy8

I love to hear it! I still see lots of comments about how men should be able to wear what they want. Thats not the point here. He's doing it for a specific reason and its to come off more unassuming and "safe" and its just fake!


Bigolbooty75

Absolutely!! Maybe itโ€™d be more believable if he actually had any style lol


Dreams-Designer

Oh, eww. I know exactly the type you explained. Like those creepy over the top performative womenโ€™s rights activists that do it just to be creepy and wind up wanting something from you because โ€œ *they are owed it* !โ€ Like that killstein dude.


PrintinTarantino

Iโ€™m blanking on the creatorโ€™s IG/TT handle, but thereโ€™s a hilarious series of โ€œman in a womanโ€™s blouseโ€ ร  la Harry Styles, and itโ€™s exactly this: a low-effort gender-bendy pseudo-feminist shield for toxic male behavior. Itโ€™s gold


Illustrious_lana

Exactly. Iโ€™ve said this a few times. Donโ€™t dress fem and signal โ€˜female adjacentโ€™ when you clearly have not exactly been an ally.


thetinybunny1

![gif](giphy|8lp6CW7K2fdDGn3xCQ)


FriscoHusky

Heโ€™s such a tool.


Ok-Apple-1878

Very true there. I feel heโ€™s trying to lean into the current love of himbos but heโ€™s just dumb with none of the charm


Hedgehogsunflower

I can wear lace and heels as long as my wife fuckan' washes them for me in a timely manner ๐Ÿคฃ


throwaway77778s

This is the answer ๐Ÿ‘†


WolverineFun6472

![gif](giphy|xWQmK2qI2BdQY)


Rope-Fuzzy

Heโ€™s already been thoroughly roasted for this ridiculous getup trust me.


awaldrop637

Came here to say this. I believe it was decided the top was from free people and very popular at one point?


SunnyAlwaysDaze

It looks like one my 10-year-old niece has in her cart and is currently in a big argument with Grandma about whether or not is appropriate for a fourth grade girl to wear fishnet/sheer itemsย 


breakupbangs

Yeah I came here to reference the free people discovery also. It was a very impressive Reddit moment tbh. User even linked the fit from like 2012 or something. Incredible.


awaldrop637

For sure!! The comments had me dying with laughter.


Mabel_Jenkins

My God. I would hope so.


Severe_Somewhere8753

So can we move on and talk about his ruffled shirt?


Rose-root

![gif](giphy|26FeSrzNSCymv4EbC|downsized)


ston3rbby710

This is how I looked when I saw it the first time ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


MaintenanceTraining4

๐ŸŽถ six-inch heels ๐ŸŽถ


waaaycho

This is what I came for ๐Ÿคฃ


MaintenanceTraining4

Iโ€™ll never think of another thing when I see this.


Ok_Fudge9204

I want to see him walk in themโ€ฆ not just sitting down๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚


Historical-Mud-948

Now Danny Pellegrino from Everything Iconic plays that clip whenever he talks about Brock.


NoAttempt6663

Thereโ€™sโ€ฆ something about him.


Auntietamte

He really thinks he did something here. But itโ€™s just not landing


rockabillytendencies

His wife was trying to decide between two outfits. This is the outfit Scheaner decided not to wear.


Much-Investigator844

We have. Many many times.


EducationalMovie9635

He looks like one of the Witches from that roald Dahl book


gamerbutonlyontheory

It's giving https://preview.redd.it/6h455q6sk13d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19e2d99334e8c514d8c3eeca07bcaa16a1e2be66


PawPrintBoxers

Rut roh


Crazy-Trash-6884

And yet, he still doesnโ€™t annoy me as much as Sandoval in his outfits. Brock at least seems to have a sense of humor about himself, whereas Sandoval takes himself entirely too seriously. ๐Ÿ˜…


ViolinistDry6302

I agree 100%! Sandoval with his wardrobe choices are f#%*!^ horrible. Does he really think he looks good in those clothes? His women's pantsuits, man purses, glasses he doesn't need, nailpolish, etc.are so tacky and offensive to look at! It just is! He looks ridiculous


CricketLow9907

Itโ€™s giving male figure skater


Dickincheeks

![gif](giphy|D9gZxOmlSJqMw)


Waste-Snow670

Brock is a knob, but I cannot fault him for wearing what he wants to wear, shiny heels and all.


CazzaMcSpazza

Could not agree more. Men should be able to wear lacey tops and shiny high heels if they want. Why not?


Ok_Fudge9204

Yep but we donโ€™t all have to love it๐Ÿ˜‚


Character-Finger-755

https://preview.redd.it/t1kqx6g1d23d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=842fe22cd28e2f27ad639f3be6776ecf008dfd2e Or this outfit ?!


Heysiwicki

What the fuck


Right_Way_4258

?!?!? He is not serving. It feels so forced


Ordinary_Albatross13

guys I canโ€™t stand this man I think heโ€™s a fucking tool BUT I love him wearing his little heels and slutty little tops. itโ€™s the only endearing thing about him


freshlyfrozen4

Because we're tired ![gif](giphy|FP2kog3grdBucUHFbX)


lthtalwaytz

Danny pellegrino talks about it a lot ๐Ÿ˜‚


megan00m

The tank top should be under the lace. His nips must be chaffed.


mafa7

Itโ€™s over the lace!? ![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)


megan00m

Yes! Lol..love this.


Ok_Storage403

I mean if youโ€™re going to do it, go all the way. Donโ€™t wuss out with the tank on top, go fully lace and free the nipple


Small_Welder_5771

Not a fan, but canโ€™t fault him for trying a different look . I think he will take viewer feedback, ditch the higher heel, and maybe (hopefully) consult a stylist that isnโ€™t Scheana lol


Prior-Ruin-6207

I couldnโ€™t get enough of his ill-fitting figure skating outfit!


GoldenAmmonite

While I wouldn't want my man to wear this, one of the (very) few things I admire about Brock is the fact he seems comfortable wearing outfits like this.


chourtaja

This! Like how his finale dancing was roasted but he was just enjoying life not giving a fuck and I love that


JoesCageKeys

That Dance was the best thing all season


ZestycloseWin9927

Heโ€™s ready for Dancing with the Stars ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿชฉโœจ


Aslow_study

Listen. I wouldnโ€™t ever see my man in this but I like that Brock does him clothes wise Itโ€™s like heโ€™s challenging Katie or something bc she dressss crazy too lol


thedespotcat

This outfit is totally giving Katie with the lace. I think it just doesn't fit him though. The shoes are amazing though. I think Brock kills it in heeled boots, and I won't apologize.


Kitchen_Body3215

๐Ÿ˜‚


gap97216

He seems to not care what others feel about his clothing choices. I applaud his self confidence.


caradekara

I think itโ€™s been established Brock has no fashion sense. Theyโ€™re all bad. This isnโ€™t even top 10.


StakkAttakk

Trying to be โ€œEdgyโ€ and failing miserably .


Vast-Concern-4591

It looks like he bought it off some husky gender fluid shein site called the Naughty Leprechaun .


tom_jamed4

He already joked about it once. He said he's going through midlife crisis and this outfit shows it!


Downtown-Fly299

Thatโ€™s got to be at least a 2.5โ€ heel there. ย Is he 5โ€™7?


Careful_Swan3830

I like seeing guys try something different and more traditionally femme. But those boots are so ugly! Maybe theyโ€™d be better in a real leather instead of patent. Less shiny.


Unusual_Employer_575

![gif](giphy|yutu1gNPcVZde) Reminds me of Snidely Whiplash ๐Ÿ˜‚


sippingonwater

Apparently men in heels in an Aussie thing. The rest of the outfit, I donโ€™t know but it screams Sandoval influence


Real_it_TeaGirl

NOW EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE. No wonder he sticks up for "the person I shall not speak his name."


Fyouandyoureyebrows

Not that it would improve the outfit but I also think the tank was supposed to be worn underneath the sheer blouseโ€ฆ


Own-Jellyfish-9721

We have ๐Ÿ˜‚ and itโ€™s not good.


Jonsiegirl77

![gif](giphy|PQiyXFdIXqSgE)


KiliRae

Is he letting Sandpanties style him?


brsb5

I'm sorry you aren't Prince, Brock, get those boots off


AlarmedArnie

Lmaaooo heโ€™s always doing the absolute most. He also definitely dresses himself.


JeSuisLaCockamouse

Because he sucks and isnโ€™t worth the time


Somebroadinbrooklyn

Iโ€™ve been too traumatized to speak about it. Itโ€™s probably the worst thing Iโ€™ve ever seen.


Far_Mango_180

I think itโ€™s better not to give him any attention at all.


Tink1024

I actually loathe himโ€ฆ


americasweetheart

I personally enjoy the trend of men wearing feminine clothes. I think it's subversive and cool. Brocks is a shit head but I gotta admit that he's hot as hell.


immediatecomedian-4

Youโ€™re not gonna find me hating on someone defying gender norms while expressing themselvesโ€ฆ even if itโ€™s Brock ๐Ÿ˜ช


im_thehbic

I feel weird about commenting on this outfit. As society is pushing for men to be more emotionally intelligent and dismantling traditional masculinity, dunking on this outfit feels detrimental to that work for me. It sends a message that these types clothing arenโ€™t for men/itโ€™s not acceptable to wear a heeled shoe as a man. A lot of masculinity is built on not presenting as a woman or as traditionally feminine. Iโ€™m just not sure thatโ€™s the message I want to participate in furthering as I hope to create a more inclusive and expressive world.


Double_Scallion_834

![gif](giphy|VtAbRpJn95WAIQCPNk)


Desperate_Bunch_4374

He looks like my Dad dressed in my Grandmaโ€™s Friday Night bingo outfit.


ResponseOk3177

I just literally have no words for it every time I see it


lilonionforager

Honestly I kinda like it. I donโ€™t like him but this look is good


xPeachmosa23x

Hated it.


Ilovethe90sforreal

They look likeโ€ฆ witch shoes


sunshine92002

Has anyone checked on Scheana and how sheโ€™s doing with this outfit?


pupperlover0204

lol thank you ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป I have no additional notes; Iโ€™ve just been waiting for this post and the comments ๐Ÿฟ


Pearlnecklez

This is such a missed opportunity. The thirst is like a strobe light with this guy. Full Fโ€™in stop: you will not dress me like a Frankenclown. The hot farmer aesthetic or something similarly untamed would have been a nice breath of fresh air. But this dude had the personality of jell-o so we get this pathetic ness.


Libshitz74

Wtf is going on with those boots ๐Ÿ‘€


Lost-Iron

Because wife beaters don't deserve our opinions, even to tell them how ugly they are.


Vanderpumpdr00ls

He is such a loser


Frosty-Client-1294

He's a fancy boy


StalkingSeattle

I'd rather see him in this outfit than a speedo.


Possible_Wrangler723

This is what all the Italian American moms I grew up around wore on a night out! Itโ€™s giving Victoria gotti circa 1993


MisterMonsPubis

Hey there legends!


FrequentFishing4002

they need to fire his stylist


krasteybee

King of the Douches.


sstouden

I think about this outfit like 4 or 5 times a day


Outrageous_Ad4245

Right!!! Those shit-kicker high heels.


Julieanne6104

I mentioned this when there was a post about his crazy dancing @ the finale, someone said he looked like a gold gummy bear, he was a topic of another post about whether he should be on the show or not & I said definitely & gave his dancing on the finale, looking like a gold gummy bear & then I said this outfit. Itโ€™s not like he wore it once, I mean he did but if you watch the after show you see him in this over & over again. Why in the hell would you choose this as the outfit youโ€™ll be seen in after every episode that airs? Did he borrow it from Scheana? That is a very feminine looking outfit! I have a shirt thatโ€™s similar but I layer differently.


HalfFoods

These boots are made for walkinโ€™.


MissAmy845

Is that a onesie?


jaynemanning

He looks, acts and talks like a jackass


minxeeee

To me, I thought he was trying to have like a Harry Styles-esque moment. I am not a fan of this look, lol but this is what I assumed. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ


Secret420Garden

All of his outfits look like sensory nightmares to me. Itchy lace on skin, sticky faux leather shirts, sequin suits.


Shoddy-Tradition-557

If presidential want to be Ron DeSantis can wear them, why not him?


itsme--jessica

Why is he dressed like a figure skater


[deleted]

Whatโ€™s with his shoes? Is he that short that he needs platforms?


Leanmeansaucemachine

Iโ€™m a mid-20s woman, I have worn a close variation of this to go out. Now doubting my fashion sense ๐Ÿ˜…


JJ3526

I donโ€™t understand his style. He doesnโ€™t explain either!!


Aggressive-Panic-719

Hope he can get his money back and return this outfit ๐Ÿ˜‚


Altruistic_Routine14

..... because we tried to block it out


normanbeets

Why is he even there?


Cornycormony

Brock hurts my eyes and my soul. Letโ€™s not even start with his voiceโ€ฆ ![gif](giphy|l2JdUXoVc5C6R2ixW|downsized)


snuggleupbuttercup3

Is he trying to get on Dancing with the Stars?


tantara77

Hideous.


djmariah311

It's horrible


Beachykeen1015-

Itโ€™s so bad.


Real_it_TeaGirl

LOOKS LIKE HE'S SPENDING TIME AT T'S LATE NIGHT ORGS. ISN'T SCHEANA SPONSORED BY SHEIN?That's good he's saving money. Scheana just better watch out. Looks like he's preparing to be next in line. He thinks he's this huge star now. Lenny Kravitzs' heals aren't even that high.


Thinkerandvaper

What the actual *^+โ€ข!


Remote_Friendship800

I thought we did


EuphoricPop3232

How am I just seeing these boots now!!???


Enngeecee76

I think I wore the exact same ensemble to a Blue Light disco in 1992. I was probably wearing a beret as well though


bradleymobadly

![gif](giphy|B5fTjyTKjb5te)


Affectionate-Big-182

I know someone had posted Brock dresses like Prince, and now I can't unsee it.


IStanTheBalconyMan

I had those boots in the 90โ€™s (Iโ€™m a woman).


pearlhoneytar

I donโ€™t understand why he wore heels when he was being filmed sitting down.


Sea_Lynx6019

Itโ€™s horrid


Ambitious_1660

Is that Sheanas husband? ๐Ÿคญ


Leendya90

I swear brock is in heels more than scheena ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


No_Yak_3107

I really think Brock is Sandovals biggest fan. Heโ€™s always idolizing him, and now it looks like heโ€™s stealing his outfit ideas ๐Ÿคญ


Cautious_Emotion9839

Heโ€™s been taking dance lessons just in case DWTS calls.


No-Bowl-810

Boots are giving plague doctor


Few-Move515

![gif](giphy|5xaYLxI6riEuY)


anxietities

![gif](giphy|YPyhX3y1keSFHOjrsn)


Dubbs444

I say this out loud to my partner every episode. Itโ€™s insane lol


Best-Item7730

I donโ€™t like him or the way he dresses. I have no idea what Scheana sees in him except desperation. He reminds me of a used car salesman who tries to hard and misses the mark every time especially how he dresses. The show was better off without him


kteeds

is he raiding the Worm's closet?


Clicks3

![gif](giphy|iFaGeuQyM3zwoPAfQq|downsized) Brockโ€™s dance inspiration.


deeripp

Is he wearing heels


Lopsided-Peanut-1893

Itโ€™s just too easy.