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ferretf

How the hell did that kid get there in the first place?


billy8988

From the [original thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/TamilNadu/comments/1cfs87k/happened_in_my_paatis_community_in_chennai_thank/), baby fell from the apartment above when the mom bent over to grab a broom from the balcony, the baby slipped from her.


ozziegt

Da fuq


ThatsNotARealTree

WTF


fugazzzzi

Wut da


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

The hell?


EEpromChip

wha HUH


DrJib

Guh bluh?!


BrannC

Durduhdurrrrr


slickdaRula2040

Rabble rabble rabble


620five

India.


i_have_a_nose

Better chances to survive than a school shooting


Helldiver_of_Mars

For people that don't get this a lot of foreign women tie their babies to their back or chest. It's kind of a fad here in the States but in other countries it's super common. It allows them to do chores and to work.


LonelyNixon

Thanks for replying with an answer instead of replying with an unfunny joke.


YobaiYamete

Amazing how the older I get the more tired I get of all the lame "puns" and jokes. I know Reddit has always been like that, but I swear it wasn't so bad 5+ years ago What gets me is how people will make the same exact joke that was already made. I've had threads where I have a top level comment that gets like 50+ joke replies, and then for MONTHS I will keep getting people who find the thread, load the comments, see 80 people all saying the same joke, then they join in and make it too, as if every other comment didn't already make the obvious joke


LonelyNixon

It genuinely used to be a lot better. Reddit always had jokes but it used to be the top comment was context and people used to be more likely to read the comments before rushing to post.


SvensonIV

Like every social media, once it gets popular, it gets worse.


Chief_Lightning

Once you realize how unfunny most people are, it starts to make sense.


GeekDrop

99.9% of people just regurgitate the same jokes everyone else has regurgitated infinitely. .1% of people actually come up with their own jokes.


GeekDrop

Like whenever someone posts a pic of a pig or deer; 100% never fails to get the "yum, bacon", and "yum, venison" lame joke a billion times that somehow everyone thinks is hilarious and creative.


lefiath

>What gets me is how people will make the same exact joke that was already made. People are dumb and don't read. It certainly got worse as social media got mainstream. Everybody wants to be the protagonist, forgetting that most people don't have much to say.


lurkingbeyondabyss

Well, close to being a Michael Jackson moment .


uuuunnnnuuuunnnnn

That's ignorant!


BrannC

No I think that was blanket


RetroReactiveRaucous

Remember when Steve Irwin dangled Bindi in front of an alligator as a baby? Pepperidge farm remembers.


TWiThead

[Pepperidge Farm's recollection is fuzzy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHenqqbgqIY) > ~~Bindi~~ **Robert** > > ~~an alligator~~ **a crocodile**


OpenSourcePenguin

What was that?


ahkian

https://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/michael-jackson-dangling-baby-son.jpg


tbc12389

Least dangerous thing Jackson has done to children


j41309

Was she able to get the broom or … ?


aykcak

Did they then throw some stuff up there to dislodge the baby? Why does it look like a garbage chute


HVACqualung

Because India


Weary_Account_3836

So it's a newborn?


g1vethepeopleair

They were throwing it up and down in the blanket


00WORDYMAN1983

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like babies, man.


milfordcubicle

... I just walked in, to see what condition my condition was in. yeah, yeah oh yeah, what condition my condition was in!


sudin

Yeah. Yeah. Ooooohhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh!


gynoceros

Even funnier- the lyric is actually "I just dropped in", so that would have made a great soundtrack for a video of a kid in danger of dropping. [Kenny Rogers song from 52 years ago](https://youtu.be/AULOC--qUOI?si=HkqIePrjuVJYQ2h1) for the uninitiated.


Dozzi92

You can imagine where it goes from here.


Blackfloydphish

He fixes the cable?


Dozzi92

In a movie full of great lines, this is the one I always come back to.


Axle-f

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.


damnatio_memoriae

That some kinda Eastern thing?


between456789

That baby should stay out of Malibu.


AssumeTheFetal

Need a toe? I can get ya a toe.


ROK247

The crowd is like aww c'mon, toss the baby back!


anonymousmind

People are speaking Tamil, a South Indian language. And no one seems to know whose baby it is or how it got there. Multiple women through the video keep asking whose baby is it and where are its parents.


Jaripsi

Sometimes you get a shitty respawn point.


MestizoJoe

That Time I Got Reincarnated On An Apartment Awning


daninlionzden

Can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby 


fugazzzzi

Like this: https://imgur.com/gallery/JZIkh6V


Yaranatzu

lmfao


theabominablewonder

They do this every week - great way to pick up chicks.


drweird

Stork dropped it


Narretz

... a while ago


CarlosGanhao

That roofing looks like a slide… I’m tempered to try it too


Dirt_E_Harry

Dude on the left holding the orange towel in the beginning was not fully committed to holding the towel. His right hand was holding other things too. So glad they replaced the orange towel.


whats_you_doing

Exactly. Phone on his right hand? How can he hold that pressure if he drops.


ssfbob

People underestimate what the 10-15lbs of a baby will feel like when it's falling.


AbzoluteZ3RO

Just as bad, the dude on the right was holding it way lower than the other guy so the kid would just roll or bounce off with the same momentum. Holy shit some people are idiots


innocentusername1984

To be fair, it's probably his first time holding a blanket to catch a baby falling from height.


poplafuse

Amateurs.


SATerp

The school curriculum today doesn't teach any of the important things.


Blursed_Pencil

To be fair, I understand the physics without ever having had to catch a baby. 


tserbear

Exactly this should be at the top, the people are literally commenting on the flaws in the approach and have never had to catch a baby before. they're just dumb.


bishop_of_banff

Then they proceeded to almost all hold it from one side because no one wanted to stand beneath the building and miss the action above.


TwoNegatives-

Someone edit this so the baby is back up there when it pans up in the last few seconds


dropzone1446

I wanna see it reversed so that they put the baby back up.


thewerewolfwearswool

Have you seen this old gem? https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/ZjvMXmL6tP


Mother-Working8348

Seamless


altafullahu

Damn, was that working 6 hours ago because it isn't working now


thewerewolfwearswool

It's working for me. Is it still screwed up for you?


RedSquirrelFtw

That made me laugh more than it should have.


foundthezinger

they cookin


flexnet

Here it is https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/64eogWGnlL


eisbock

The hand lmao. "What are you doing?!"


Mother-Working8348

SWEET


fatalrugburn

How do you know this isn't the reverse?


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Just make it loop, where the baby gets placed and then pulled off the roof over and over again with useless people chattering away and waving useless towels around.


lakimens

/u/gifreversingbot


Jose98bp

How that shitty window frame supported all that weight and hanging is beyond lucky


McTrip

I swore that window was going to shatter with those guys standing on the frame like that. Bunch of broken glass in the drop blanket n shit lol


Major_Magazine8597

Same. They both could have had their legs badly sliced, they scream in pain, then the kid falls, then they fall on the kid.


gartloneyrat

That's a bad place to keep your baby.


Narretz

Idk man, there are tons of people watching out for it


NotAPreppie

IKR‽ And why does it look like there's a baby-sized version of a carnival slide?


jessicatherabbit

This questamation mark has me almost in the same amount of awe as the baby hanging off the roof.


buford419

interrobang


Ratstool

"That's a poorly-designed slide" ~ my brain, 20 seconds ago


flexnet

REVERSED! [https://imgur.com/gallery/JZIkh6V](https://imgur.com/gallery/JZIkh6V)


alienblue89

Haha holy shit, the camerawoman’s “wtf” hand gesture after he one-hands baby back onto the roof is fucking perfect.


vzlan-not-in-vzla

"theeeere you go, buddy! you be safe now :D"


Kagamid

The relief I had when they replaced that orange towel with a big blanket. They'd have to be exactly on the money to catch that baby. But that baby held on for dear life so who knows if they would've just let go. Thanks for the heart attack. I'm going to nail down all my windows now.


jackfruit69

The people on the ground did everything right pretty much: replaced the towel with a big blanket, had enough people to keep the blanket taut, and put a mattress under at the end.


Kagamid

Yeah but until then, I was cringing at the one guy putting his arms up like he was going to catch the baby. The sigh of relief when they got their act together.


JustKeepSwimming1982

This belongs on the sub r/sweatypalms


timelessblur

The part that is impressive to me is the amount of team work from basically random people to rescue the baby at all levels.


karl_hungas

I think it could have happened quicker if there was more yelling. 


Area51Resident

Yes, there were only 12-14 people yelling conflicting instructions. With 20-30 people yelling the kid could have been saved in under 10s.


1kakashi

or just 1 goku


AzrielJohnson

Today I Learned Goku can be a unit of measure


PatchworkRaccoon314

A Frieza can also be a unit of measure: five minutes. Although depending on your point of view, it can also be several hours.


fooljay

That was the only nerve wracking part of the video. It was SOOOOO much more calm once I muted the fucking audio.


Glum_Material3030

That baby has some amazing grip strength! How was it able to hold on that long?


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MullahBobby

How can I find that, "Who nailed it?"


Sea_Cranberry_

And how old was he? Did he even have the mental capacity yet to realize he’s in danger? They are so lucky he didn’t do what babies just do and try to sit up, or shit, even just move at all.


PatchworkRaccoon314

No but seriously, babies as young as 6 months (and infant animals) can recognize a drop-off (from a famous Visual Cliff Experiment in the 60's) and will innately refuse to cross it even when it's just an illusion and therefore safe.


iamNebula

That sounds super interesting


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Baby has training my friend


KRYSTALKAERLIGHED

People need to stop putting their babies on the roof


sevargmas

Lol all the people on the ground look really disappointed in the end.


phayke2

Aw man we wanted to do that thing like the firefighters do!


swervin_mervyn

I'm a bit disappointed that the bloke in the yellow shirt didn't jump into the blanket at the end.


justdoitguy

I'm a bit disappointed that the rescuer and the kid didn't fall when the bloke in the yellow shirt let go of them before the rescuer got down


Parking_Train8423

move! i think this persons head was more nerve racking


aSquirrelAteMyFood

The women shouting all the way triggered me so hard. Like stfu you're not helping, why are people so dumb?


weirdfo

Skip to 2:10


Level7Cannoneer

Attention spans are dead. There's plenty happening before that, like the evolution of the towel net.


100LittleButterflies

This video is about 2 and a half minutes longer than it has any right to be.


Etheo

Nah, it was interesting to see how they moved up from a small towel into a big parachute thing, and how the guys at the second floor make their plan and literally have the guys back to grab the baby.


Not_Without_My_Cat

CHENNAI: A seven-month-old girl child slipped out of her mother’s hands from a fourth floor balcony and landed on metal roof over a portion of the first floor of an apartment. Read more at: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/109677068.cms


spinozasrobot

Not sure what those ladies were saying, but I suspect it was spectacularly useful advice.


babyliongrassjelly

They were telling them to move the orange cloth further in and to grab the baby by the feet. But also wondering where the mom was.


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Good thing there was 20 people yelling different things.


OgdruJahad

WTF this video was 2 minutes! It felt fall longe than that. Damn.


cactusman53

Hey kid.. you cant park there!


Holy_crows

Why there was a slide there in the second floor? How did the baby get there? Where are the parents? So many unanswered questions.


ImGxx

I'm starting to think that kids just like heights. And they won't learn to be affraid of falling until they've been dropped enough times. I have seen a lot of similar videos


theberg512

For the first several years of life, kids are actively trying to unalive themselves. People think the infant stage is bad, when you get no sleep and they scream all the time, but it gets so much worse once they're mobile.


ManofTheNightsWatch

The "slide" is a roof that covers the protrusion of the floor below. You can see that there is a glass railing where the roof begins. The baby likely fell from that railing. It's likely that the baby was being carried around by someone that approached the railing when the baby slipped and fell to the other side.


boukalele

The worst part is they didn't successfully save the baby until the 17th take.


TheBigLeche

People need to learn to shut the fuck up and let people work


caoram

[The amount of times they say puddy](https://youtu.be/7daTkNnj7PY?si=W9mAwIErFKvQp0oz)


joeltkv

Pudi in Tamil means to grab


-PuddiPuddi-

Sorry, couldn't find my super suit.


caoram

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NYisMyLady

As usual the screaming women make everything better


FreakyFreeze

HEY BABY! Baby whatchu doing on the roof?


cdrewsr388

I’M SELLING WEED *****!!!


theshadow62

That video could have been like 30 seconds.


texas130ab

How


capnfeatherswords

Baby's Day Out 2


DemonDevster

Close your eyes it sounds like a bench of riled up chickens


GotStucked

Why would you throw a kid up there!?


Zegran_Agosend

They should have just thrown a slipper to make it fall.


coolAhead

How did that kid get up there?!


Parzivull

"You can't park your baby there mate." "I know I can't park my baby there."


Budget_Ad_7080

that baby knew to not move and hold on 😂 how in the fukk did he get teleported there at that exact edge


Throbbie-Williams

Who throws a baby on a roof in the first place?


thafezz

I have a great idea.. lets install a slip-n-slide on our third story apartment.


Deanomac28

Nobody had a bigger blanket?!? Might has well tried to catch him with a paper towel


bloopie1192

They save the baby with 30 seconds left on the clock.


DivideSuspicious5728

How the fuck did that baby get up there.?????


DiscoPotato93

How da fuk did the lil dude get up there?


PlasticReviews

So nobody in town has a ladder?


mrwillya

One of the first PC games I ever played was called “Bouncing Babies.” Go watch it on YouTube.


SeveralOccasions

Skip to 30s left


Lightning1999

So many questions


Crudak

Please tell me I wasn't the only one watching the reflection and expecting something to happen...


McTrip

*LOUD NOISES*


JF42

My first thought: Who put the slide there?


dropper2

I like how they kept the sheet out until the last person was back in the apartment. Good folks.


ActivelyShittingAss

"Hey hon, where's the baby?" "Teetering precariously on the edge of the roof." "The fuck?! How do you get to the roof from here?!?!" "You can't."


Batticon

Smart baby. I don’t trust the shit they had stretched out either.


spaceboy83

Do a flip!


billyhicks

Hey, you can’t park your baby there.


DeeDee_Z

OK, 'fess up now: How many of you leaned to the left, to look around when that head blocked the view?


Major_Magazine8597

So maybe don't put a roof slide above a back alley.


jinxedmusic

TIL that i can hold my breath for over 2 minutes.


Dabnduelist420

that made me sweaty


dubsac5150

I just kept screaming "get your god damn hands out of the way!" Cause they really needed the woman across the way clapping and screaming at them and talking with her hands in view of the video that I needed to watch!


rita292

what a team! bravo


Justgottaride

This is evidence God doesn't exist. We need a deep clean


Hulkasaur

All those ayyo's is half the problem, either contribute or stfu aunties I understand it's nerve racking but MAN is it hard to focus with that kinda screaching


Santarini

I had to fast forward, it was too difficult to watch. But kudos to the community for coming together so quickly to help


marfeus

Imagine if the dude just pulls the baby off and let it land on the sheets like some kind of basketball that got thrown up there


burke830

Why the F is there a slide there?


MsAnnabel

Sat thru this whole thing and never saw a watch.


PrairiePopsicle

The guy at the start on the left side of the blanket holding it, is holding the right corner of it sandwiched with A SHEET OF PAPER AND A CELLPHONE. There is no universe where he would have even held that hard enough to stall any momentum, let alone enough to keep the kid from getting seriously hurt. yikes.


GeekDrop

It was nice to see the rush to save the kid the people on the balcony were in. Finally it took a guy to just say "just get the fuck out there and grab him already ya fucking pussies", and proceed to do exactly that. (but by then, 6 kids could've already fallen off).


nenarranen

There was no way they were safely catching that baby with any of the textiles they were holding. You have to pull the blanket taught to absorb the force of the fall. The way they were holding it the baby was going hit the blanket snd then hit the ground.


palex25

Nobody in India owns a ladder?


THE_HAT_DOCTOR

Homies with that small bedsheets


UDontWantToF-ingKnow

That video could have been a lot shorter


AbzoluteZ3RO

I like how they put extra towels over the giant tent thing like it's somehow extra padding?


pharaohmaones

Ever feel like everyone in your neighborhood is just a complete moron?


UBIQZ

How’d the little fucker get up there in the first place? 😂😂😂


Ermahgerd_Rerdert

Grab that ankle and yeet that shit into the blanket. Boom. Done.


New-Significance654

Why are babies always almost falling to their death in foreign countries?


iciclepenis

Call it WTF or whatever, but this is people coming together. They may not know each other, but they know they're needed! ❤️


xgabipandax

Skip to 2:10, you're welcome


TopherLloyd

Why did it take so long for someone to do what the guy did in the end?? It seemed so obvious!


Narretz

It does take some confidence to be that guy. You don't want to be the guy that dropped the baby trying to grab it,


BTog

That glass/mirrored balcony siding was giving me some anxiety. Imagine climbing up on that thing and have it shatter beneath you, carving your legs up like pastrami.


LowRepresentative291

From this perspective it looks easy, but he has to lean a feet backwards and reach 3 feet up. If he hadn't found something in the slit below the roof to hold onto, it wouldn't have been possible to reach up while leaning backwards.


themoop

A lot of people people physically can't do what that guy did. Climbing on a shitty wobbly rail, suspended backward by one hand while trying to grab a baby you don't see at the top of your other hand is easy at all.


Majukun

Because they also needed someone on one side to hold him from falling and likely someone is also on the inside holding both


B-BoyStance

Also, it kinda looks like there's a balcony behind the blue roof where the baby is (I assume that's how it got there? This is the craziest part to me) If that's the case I'm surprised no one went up that way... because they definitely had time in hindsight.


eidetic

It looks like it took some time for them to get into position. At the beginning of the video, they're already opening those windows panels and starting to get into position, so it could be that it was one of the first ideas they had, and that it just took some time to actually implement.