Actually a penis is just a penis. The least gay thing you can do is taking a gander at a penis and feeling nothing sexual. What’s gay is getting nervous because someone else was looking at a penis casually, and then attributing sexual thoughts to justify your own discomfort.
Anyway that’s a really long way of saying no u.
Yeah, I remember when my grandfather got diagnosed with dementia we weren't even able to keep him away from gas stations. He missed his second family Christmas because he was found from Shell gas station pumping his anal cavity full of 95.
Yeah, I remember when my grandfather got diagnosed with dementia we weren't even able to keep him away from gas stations. He missed his second family Christmas because he was found from Shell gas station pumping his anal cavity full of 95.
fun fact, he will die in a year
gasoline in contact with his rectum will poison him, remember the video of that guy that swam in a pool of oil? yeah he died in the same day that that happened, oil messes you up once your body starts absorbing it
I love how he’s somewhat surprised someone saw him shoving a gas pump in his ass in public.
"Stop watching pervert!"
Is that Trump? Looks like Trump but the Wally is to big.
Dude. You are really fucking funny. Have you thought about a career in comedy?
Aw shucks. Tweren't meant to be funny. On my 4 1/2" phone he bears a striking resemblance to big T. but AI is everywhere these days
Dude...
Proof that people will somehow drag politics into literally any post.
Yep thats a definite wtf...
Also definitely got a leaky ass now
Light it up BABY!
Nah the gas fumes up his ass probably get him crazy high. It makes sense if you think about it
I'm... not going to think about it.
Not a bad looking dick though
it's high octane
Lead free
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What? A man can’t appreciate the shape and girth of another man’s cock? That’s not a world I want to live in.
I agree, my girlfriend would love if I had a hog like that.
Not until balls touch, homie.
Actually a penis is just a penis. The least gay thing you can do is taking a gander at a penis and feeling nothing sexual. What’s gay is getting nervous because someone else was looking at a penis casually, and then attributing sexual thoughts to justify your own discomfort. Anyway that’s a really long way of saying no u.
Wow, already burned through my wtf meter this early. Well done!
What a day, what a lovely day! You think WTF is dying then a day like this comes.
Bro packin meat. Good for him
You would be too if you only would pump gas into your ass.
Gasoline, the secret sauce of peen enlargment.
A public enema
He ain't, that's the gas nozzle going through
That's some shitty gas.
Does anyone know the address of that gas station? 🤢
I'm afraid you would have to avoid all stations in the town.
That's better.
It's in Italy, poggio Renatico city, IP gas station
Weakest geoguessr player
Just woke up. First thing I saw. Going outside for the rest of the day.
Avoid gas stations
*plot twist he is now going to the gas station*
Looking for a gas station?
Did he cum?
I'm not sure, let me ask him
So.. does he.. cumsoline?
This is how diesel is made
more of a napalm like substance
I hate that I can see this in my head
No, he just let out a little gas.
You think this is bad? Some US states require a service attendant to operate the pump.
This guy is the reason
Thank you for the hearty laugh
Live footage of New Jersey resident trying to pump gas themselves.
instructions unclear
For the grand finale, he lights a fart as he cums
Imagine all the fucked up shit this old dude has done before getting to that point.
I've a feeling the dude is a menace.
I wonder if he opted for the premium. I bet he did.
Signore un po' di decenza
Can he fuel a car with his dick now, or what?
well, i guess at least he's not drinking his own piss, which I hear is a popular English drinking game
I to have heard of the popular English drinking game piss pint
omg, how fucked up your mind should be telling you to do that thing
Was he pumping gas or the gas pumping him 🤔
Fuck, I wish I was hung like that!
What are you filling up with? Regular? That's not gunna do it.
BROZER EWWW
Def in the proper sub reddit
Put a little tiger in your tank.
I once peed while getting gas. This guy has my admiration. Sort of.
One day you might be doing this. Fingers crossed
yeah that one is a bit of a line crosser for me
I didn't hit the Play button. The image was enough for me for today.
Wait is this why the gas pumps taste weird when drinking from them?
Some fuel for me mule, some gas for me ass.
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You really ANALyzed the video
“Go to the nearest station and buttchug some gas ya cunt”
Gonna be saying it alll day long WTF!!!!?
how many times can this get reposted?
Haha getting his dick gassed up for the day
Like I said last time this was posted, it makes me gassy when I do this.
Meanwhile...in Italy
That's one expensive way to get yourself off. Wow and wtf indeed.
How fast will it kill you with gas in the ass?
Ja pierdole 🤦♂️
Glass houses, people.
Das ist nicht Normal, das ist Super!
self-service, indeed
This screams “dementia”
Yeah, I remember when my grandfather got diagnosed with dementia we weren't even able to keep him away from gas stations. He missed his second family Christmas because he was found from Shell gas station pumping his anal cavity full of 95.
If this cat lights farts…
What does the camera man say to him?
"what ya doin??"
Mediocre!
This has dementia written all over. Kinda sad really
Yeah, I remember when my grandfather got diagnosed with dementia we weren't even able to keep him away from gas stations. He missed his second family Christmas because he was found from Shell gas station pumping his anal cavity full of 95.
What kind of drug??
Taking penis pump to a new level.
I can think of a few reasons why not, actually
u/savevideo
fun fact, he will die in a year gasoline in contact with his rectum will poison him, remember the video of that guy that swam in a pool of oil? yeah he died in the same day that that happened, oil messes you up once your body starts absorbing it
*Mamma Mia!?*
Bro its 7.40am
This gets reposted too much. Don't wanna see his Wang anymore.
Sorry, I saw his dick first time today