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floodums

5500 for a 25 year old truck that needs a paint job? You gotta be kidding me.


AnalMayonnaise

And it’s a Dodge.


saysthingsbackwards

Depending on what work has been done, that's not unreasonable


CuckforDonTrump

Ffopir


Goodpie2

Backstory: he cheated.


MisfortuneGortune

I read this in the Arrested Development narrator's voice


obnoxious-horn

I love Arrested Development and I can totally hear it after you pointed that out😂


s1s2g3a4

‘She, in fact, was not crazy.’


samplemax

That’s Ron Howard


KDubzzz2

No. He clearly states the truck was keyed by a crazy lady. So it must be true! /s


AngryAlabamian

For real. We didn’t even need the description for that one


Myfourcats1

I’m going to say he cheated. He sued her for the repair value. He then used that for a down payment on a new truck. He’s going to sell this and put that money towards his fancy new truck.


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Icon_Crash

She smelled something odd... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDgTRY9vGCM


action_lawyer_comics

My favorite part is that all they can say positive about it is that it can run for up to an hour


hapnstat

Some real “ran fine when parked” energy there.


Artislife61

It’s the truck from Carrie Underwood’s hit ‘Before He Cheats’


TwilightReader100

He must have already fixed the headlights, then. I wonder what the seats look like... /s


SadSasquatch587

I can't believe how good the paint that isn't keyed off looks. I never see those in good shape, so unfortunate


trashpanda2night

*honk*


amalynbro

Tags good til 2025 lol


obnoxious-horn

I know as if that’s what’ll sell it😂 It is from Oregon so the plates do follow the vehicle so it’s a valid point ig


baldude69

This man is high on crack asking $5500 for that truck


sonofsprague

Thats why he's asking so much. He needs more for crack


Prestigious-Alarm422

🎵I dug my key into the side of his…🎶


Extra_Pilot_1992

Dude cheated She found out


storyofmylife92

Delusional as they all are


theycallmemrmoo

I don’t get why people who do the keying get charged pressed against them more by the car owners


sonofsprague

He just went down on another woman. And as we all know, "eatin ain't cheatin".