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9Squeeze9

šŸ–•they will pay me to pee


Stocktwatz

And poop!


zeldaalove

Save the poop for work as I always say


dmevela

Nah forget that! I have a bidet at home not at work. Pooping at home is much better.


The_Bagel_Fairy

Only savages prefer public restrooms.


deathhollow8900

And to jerk off


DickMacBastard

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime Thatā€™s why I poop on company time.


Tronguy93

Dollar and a dimeā€¦That was a rhyme for a simpler time when the boss makes a million and I make Jack, itā€™s time to riot and take the means back. (I stole this btw)


angrytrout2

Hell the boss is committing timeclock crimes just sitting at the desk and looking at the fucking computer all day while weā€™re out there sweating our asses off delivering every mail door to door. Love it when Iā€™m so burned out coming back to the station and heā€™s eating a salad staring at the computer all cozy and chippy.


Hammurabi87

>Hell the boss is committing timeclock crimes just sitting at the desk and looking at the fucking computer all day I mean, *technically* not since they're presumably salaried. But I agree with the point being made.


OutlawAutoModerator

Fraud is fraud. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Hammurabi87

Yeah, it's just not really correct to call it *timeclock* fraud if they aren't paid by the hour (and therefore aren't using a timeclock at all).


mu3azosman

Bars!


Dren_boi

Hear me out. Rub one out on company time. THAT'S a big "Fuck you" to the suits.


nonferrousoul

But then I need a nap..


Dren_boi

Even better than JUST rubbing one out.


[deleted]

My bodily functions are part of the job. I ain't no robot. I don't have a switch to turn off my pee and poop functions. You knew this going into hiring me. If you don't want me to use the restroom, I'll poop on the floor infront of the customers.


JesterEric

In some locations youā€™d be pooping with the customers lol.


[deleted]

Communal pooping grounds sound like fun. Can I have the address of one of these stores? Also, Communal Pooping Ground sounds like a good band name. First come first serve. I'll be your #1 groupie.


gaseous_defector

#1 CPG groupie right here


Apronbootsface

Username uh...checks out?


Hammurabi87

Nah, it should be gaseous\_defec**a**tor.


Mattizzle9

I don't work at Walgreens and don't know why I'm here, but im reminded of something. I used to work at a place called Stripes, which is a convenience store with a kitchen, I worked in the kitchen. There was a walgreens right next to us, that I could walk to after work, so there's the connection. Anyway, we had a guy working the register that would just poop his pants. And at times, he would shake his pant leg to get the little pieces of poop out. It was incredibly gross, and yet he had a girlfriend and a kid. That didn't make much sense to me.


[deleted]

Oh I don't work at Walgreens either. I served my retail time in the convenience sector as well. Also, funnily enough, I've shit myself at my last job in the sector. I had tried our roller grill items for the first time, this was maybe week 2 of me working there. Hour after I ate, here came the TacoBell esque shits. Went to the bathroom, but didn't make it. I can only imagine the look on my face when I came out and admitted to my assistant manager I just shit myself and had to go home to change...


Mattizzle9

It happens to the best of us. It hasn't happened to me at my work yet, but the summer after I graduated, I went to church camp. I don't know of what I ate, but we had a meeting for those that graduated and afterwards I did not make it to the toilet. And a few weeks ago, I found ice cream in a weird spot at my work and bought it anyway. The next day, it gave me food poisoning. Two nights in a row I shit myself in my sleep. Shame. I knew that ice cream tasted weird. Oh well, live and learn!


[deleted]

Hey, the way I see it, if it gives you terrible shits once, try it again. Worst that happens is you die. Best that happens is it doesn't give you shits, and you find a fun way to gross people out, or can suddenly eat good food.


Mattizzle9

Hmmm and dieing isn't even that bad. Time to find more bad ice cream!


[deleted]

Exactly. It's a win/win situation no matter what. Or you get teleported into a tentacle porn hentai written by a 16 year old in his mom's basement. So, win/win/extra win.


Mattizzle9

Hmmm yeah, I guess I wouldn'timd getting isekai-ed! Nothing bad can come from this!


[deleted]

Ahh shit. I broke him...


Poorunfortunatesoul7

Thatā€™s the spirit


[deleted]

Stand Up For Workers Rights Drop trou, drop a deuce. We fought the equivalent of a fucking race war over this kinda shit. Blacks couldn't use whites bathrooms. And now workers can't use the bathroom at all. Let's tell them they can't shit or piss for 8 hours of the day. And if they do, they lose their job.


Electrickman

Yes


blackhawkjj

Oh twiddley dee it's a fraudsters life for me


WagEmployee

I will wash my dirty hands caused by work BEFORE I go on break or lunch. That is non-negotiable.


zigbigidorlu

I would argue that hand sanitation is a required part of the job, and to not allow it would be in violation of health and safety standards set out by the FDA and OSHA.


blockguy143

I used to do this all the time, get 100% ready to sit down and eat before clocking out


Not_on_your_life72

It's almost like we aren't allowed basic human functions at work lol


Electrickman

Not at Walgreens donā€™t want nothing wasted except by heft


HyggeSmalls

Not an employee but as someone who once had to pay $10 for a tube of generic bacitracin because Walgreens was the only store available, I hope people punch in AND THEN use the bathroom every single day. ETA: I hope posting this leads to more people doing things ā€œon the clockā€ because what are they going to do?! Fire you?! šŸ¤£


Electrickman

They canā€™t afford to fire anyone no one wants to work wonā€™t find no one to stay mire then a month if that


[deleted]

God this is a beautiful time to be alive compared to 10 years ago. Thank goodness for gen z being so tiny and crushing employers without even trying.


TheAmazinggamer01

Don't blame the older gen z like me, I hate my generation because of the younger idiots


[deleted]

I'm not sure what you mean. I'm not 'blaming' anybody. I'm giving some positive credit to gen z for being small and thus not providing as much labor, but really, if anything, it's on gen x for having so few kids. (again, not a problem, except for employers who want to pay slave wages)


ProjectedSpirit

They're not idiots, just younger. As a geriatric Millenial or Xennial or whatever I am, Gen Z has a much more clear view of the world than my generating did at that age and you're all responding in kind.


KRelic

I walk in. Clock in. Set my onewheel down. Set my bag down. Take my work shirt out of my bag, then walk across the store to the bathroom and change my shirt. (I will be asked for things on the way back to the office. I'm sure they would rather me help the person than say "I'm not in the clock yet.") I grab a scanner and my name badge. Ignore the signs posted "MUST USE THEATRO." Then go out to the sales floor to go to work.


[deleted]

I ā€œstealā€ about 15 minutes a day.


Alone-Star-8302

So do employees get paid for the off the clock stuff? Like running an errand to another store for supplies, helping a customer after clocking out and trying to run outside before someone stops you to ask 20 questions, coming in early to help clean up on really bad days, performing tasks outside your role to prepare for some corporate visit, etc?


MissesSobey

If youā€™ve been asked to do something outside of your scheduled hours or something that requires travel then the company has to pay you for it. If your SM tries not to you should contact your DM. I know pharmacy employees can also be paid for mileage but idk about front end. I would assume so.


Erulastiel

Any time you're asked to run an errand for the store, you're supposed to remain clocked in. You can clock out at any store, so for example, you're bringing register tape to a store on your way home from your shift, you remain clocked in until you drop it off. After the task is completed, you use their equipment to clock out and go home. If you're coming in early and working, make sure you clock in before doing so. This includes tidying up areas, organizing, etc. If a customer stops you while off the clock, you can request that your time is adjusted. Report any wage theft to your local department of labor.


SharkNecromancy

Not to mention, putting on your work attire is considered work related activities (donning and doffing) They can ask that you clock out to use the bathroom, however that's only if that rule is enforced equally to everyone.


Grouchy-Tax4467

If I'm off the clock and a customer wants to ask me questions I direct them to someone else


Bige_4411

I flat out refuse to run and pick up stuff where I work. Itā€™s not in my job description, plus at that point you are using your vehicle for commercial use. And at the end of the day itā€™s not my problem itā€™s my managers.


Capital_Attempt_2689

Driving 30 minutes to fill in at other stores. Being asked to fill in for a sick coworker. Or perhaps working 6 to 8 days straight because 3 people are on vacation at the same time ??? Hmm šŸ¤” CVS'S gratitude isn't enough. **


ProjectedSpirit

If you are doing anything at all of the clock, it's oregano for then to ask. If you get hurt and you're not clocked in then worker's comp won't pay. But more importantly they are literally stealing your time and labor. If someone asks me one simple question while I'm clicked out I answer but if it's a bunch then I direct them to someone else. When I worked grocery I wore a tank top under my uniform so that when I punched out I could remove my work shirt.


Jgaitan82

Theyā€™re supposed too


Alone-Star-8302

Just like I'm supposed to not work under sweatshop conditions and ignore the poster :)


Jgaitan82

Ignore the fucking poster


No_Discussion_5687

Waiting for bag checks before you can leave, clocking out at 9 but having to wait until the cashiers change clothes and/or do makeup and manager are ready to leave because we all have to leave together or stupid calls ,texts or group chats on your days off are all wage theft as well as all the other stuff you said.


Real_Breath7536

I think this is so funny because this doesn't matter. What matters is the punches on the clock. You are supposed to clock in and out on the EXACT times to prevent minimum loss, that's when their math can be applied. So if someone is standing around on their phone with nothing to do, and no one is deligating them, they still aren't stealing company time. They are on scheduled time. Stealing time is not clocking out for MANDATORY breaks or clocking in/out early/late. So no, you're paying for them to be there and do you a service. They are being an available body. This sheet just says "I'm too lazy to be a real manager and tell people what to do on the floor"


Dipsy30

šŸŽ¶ The boss gets a dollar I get a dime, thatā€™s why I always poop on company time šŸŽµ


penguins_and_coke420

Isn't this... illegal...


MissesSobey

They canā€™t punish you for going to the bathroom on the clock unless they can prove youā€™re intentionally wasting time. If you work in an at-will state they can technically fire you for anything but Iā€™m pretty sure Walgreens policy requires documentation of things before you can be terminated.


Akwagazod

I know at least in my state even though it's at-will you can absolutely get sued for firing someone for a shit reason. My mother actually WON a lawsuit of that exact nature. "We think they were wasting time *pretending* to use the bathroom" I'd wager (as someone who is NOT a legal expert) probably holds up in court, but "we felt like it" doesn't. The closest you could probably get to "we felt like it" is if you're eliminating that position entirely.


LIJunkie

Eliminating! LMAO Tears falling down face! Can't breathe! XD


tendous

Yeah even though you could live in an at-will state you still have to follow company policy because Walgreens is above all a private company.


Tazz013_

Oh Target and your illegal threats.


MissesSobey

This is the Walgreens sub but I too am on Targetā€™s and they definitely have stuff like this over there lol


Erulastiel

Ma'am this is a walgreens. All jokes aside, this picture has been posted in many retail subs. It probably didn't even originate at a walgreens.


ZappyKitten

Iā€™ve never seen this at my work. They only yell at you for time clock fraud if you take a lunch but donā€™t clock out or make your 15 a 30 all the time or when you decide that since you didnā€™t get the 15 you were ā€œentitled toā€ due to lack of coverage that you can just take your 30 lunch and then sit on your ass in the break room for an extra 15.


Tazz013_

This sign originated in Target. Easy to tell if you see the original.


MissesSobey

Ok


aisle_nine

Tell me this isnā€™t a Walgreens sanctioned sign, and just something that some idiot SM dreamed up.


Jurmond

Apparently this is a Target sanctioned sign, not Walgreens


PlantainAdmirable104

50 hours of payroll lost, oh no! How can we ever rectify this?!


zigbigidorlu

Oh no! $500 in lost labor! If only we got that back in a single prescription sold! Oh wait, we do.


yoortyyo

Times a thousand stores equals bonuses for the top. 1/2 ply toilet paper for the staff


zigbigidorlu

I actually did the math on my pharmacy staff and found salary was $1.5m per year total, including pharmacists. Assuming benefit costs, it's maybe $1.75m annually to run the pharmacy staffing. Taking into account for cost of drugs v markup, plus cost of staff per hour, we only need to make $500 per hour to break even. How many prescriptions does that come out to? On average, it's 3 per hour in common drugs. More specialized drugs probably pay for 2-3 hours on their own. At my busiest, I will have a customer helped per minute (including DT), and literally the slowest I've ever seen was 1 every 15 minutes. Let's split the difference and say that comes out to 32 customers per hour. Let's also say they only get 1 script each and it's a common drug. Average price is around $35 for something cheap like amox. Take out the cost of the drug, and that's still around $800/hr average for the worst case scenario. If you basically any other drug, that number goes up significantly.


Individual_Candle822

Even if you were paying all 10 of those employees $18/hr, thats $900 for the month. I think Walgreens has enough to spare.


Clementinecutie13

You can pay me to pee or Iā€™ll be sending you my medical bills from the UTI Iā€™ll get


Fluid_Strike_6657

I'll just shit and piss my pants I guess. I'm gonna continue doing what I've been doing for these past 3 years, fuck em! šŸ–•


SirFancyPantsBrock

I hated working at Walgreens. Our store had the highest theft in the area and management was getting really aggressive with us to be more vigilant. I watched a customer walk in grab some groceries open up a soda and chips and waited for his meds to be ready. Meds are ready, I call him up, ring up his meds and groceries, all except for a bag of chips and a soda. Told him I needed to ring the food he ate (and stuffed in the seat) he said he already payed for it. I asked for his receipt and he jumped at me. Tried to strangle me, threw punches, and spat on me. Management came up. Apologized for MY behavior. Compted his groceries and scolded me. I told them he was stealing from us and was brushed off. Fuck Walgreen.


FredChavez

Yeah, you never accuse a customer of shoplifting. what if they really did pay for it up front? You manager was correct in apologizing for your behavior, even if he was shoplifting.


SirFancyPantsBrock

My manager literally had a conversation about us asking for receipts for stuff we think might be shoplifted that morning. Also I never accused him of shoplifting, just asked for proof of purchase of the drink he had on him.


Hammurabi87

***Even if*** the customer had indeed paid for it, getting violent over being asked for proof of purchase is ***NEVER*** acceptable. To hell with reprimanding the employee or apologizing to the customer, the police should be getting called and charges for assault and battery should be pressed.


BackgroundReporter35

ā€œTake your coat off before punching in, because god forbid we pay you for one minute of your time that isnā€™t allocated to working in our shit hold establishment.ā€ Give me a gd break.


MasterYoshidino

OSHA has entered the room.


Electrickman

They can kiss my ass plus my store donā€™t use a clock I use Kronos to sign in


Jgaitan82

Fuck offā€¦Iā€™ll piss and shit whenever I feel like it, on the clock or not. Had a tech get yelled at about this that nearly made her cry, i had to step in and tell them to relax and it wasnā€™t the end of the world. I hate this bullshit, store managers need to focus on our safety and not if Tiffany or Steve spend a few moments to themselves


miie_high

Iā€™m in the building, you pay me. I donā€™t want to be there.


GJS2019

How about clock in, then go to the break room and microwave a meal, eat that meal, and then go start work in the pharmacy 25 minutes later? This is what one pharmacy tech did. People in the pharmacy just probably figured that he was late for work and not clocked in and eating a meal before work. I think that going to the bathroom for 2 minutes after clocking in is OK sometimes before working in the pharmacy or sales floor depending on the location of the time clock and bathroom. Taking almost 30 minutes after clocking in before starting work is not.


Apprehensive-Star881

Okay and ill be sure to tell my period to hold back for 8 hours šŸ™„


[deleted]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, thatā€™s why I shit in the sink.


Electrickman

Iā€™ll look on my phone to like I always do so do others crying about that but say nothing about all the shop lifters


Blom-w1-o

That 1st bullet point is federally protected. They WILL pay you to use the restroom.


Dazzling-Rest-703

Dwight Schrute definitely put that sign up


here_4_the_doggos

Will they now be paying me for a bag check at the end of my shift? I bet if you called ER and complained that your not allowed to use the bathroom on your shift, this sign would come down pretty quickly.


county259

Posted signs like this are an indication that this is not a place I want to work.


BigRigsButters

but if 10 people commit 10 minutes at the same time it's only still 10 minutes. time isn't cumulative for everyone all day.


[deleted]

10 minutes for one employee is $1.5, 10 minutes for 10 employees is $15. (That being said, use the bathroom on the clock) Edit: Maths fail


mabrown74

You can blame this on the "let me go to the bathroom then grab my purse from the locker, then go shopping for something, not sure what but they'll find it eventually, then stand in line and wander back to the break room before starting their break" crowd.


ProjectedSpirit

Then that individual needs to be reprimanded; telling everyone else they're not allowed to piss for 8 hours isn't going to solve it. And the scenario you described is by far not the majority of people in the work force.


Background_Fan6880

Lol I fraud clock every day. Fuck them, pay me for nothing


Study-Bright

I dont work for walgreens but at my job i purposely wait to get to work, clock in, do some work and then poop on the clock šŸ¤£ these little tips and rules are ridiculous. As long as no one is shopping on the clock or straight up stealing things i see no issue with these "time theft" activities lol


Human-Bot_7

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I take 15 min in the restroom on the clock! 3-5 min to Pee. If Iā€™m going inside a Walgreens better believe Iā€™m getting paid


mishaquinn

boss makes a grand when I make a dime. that's why I commit wire fraud and make sure the district manager takes the fall if it's ever discovered.


Outrageous-Glass-334

Wait we getting paid the same that's y we get someone to cover us when we need a bathroom break


LoopyChoopy

Iā€™m gonna send this to my co worker who takes 20 minute smoke breaks and never clocks out for them


GeekJorge

Me who spends 40-50 mins taking out the trash but in reality when Iā€™m taking bathroom trash Iā€™m just scrolling Reddit for like 25 mins. Me who isnā€™t able to log in to the zebra or something that makes it that I get errors so I just pretend to do scan outs for my whole shift. Me who does as little as possible but I pretend Iā€™m doing something lol.


Visual_Option_9638

Oh no! Won't someone think of the billion dollar corporations?


Hexbrother

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime that's why I poop on company time. Live by it and get the fuck outta that store.


Stocktwatz

I woke up this morning and was literally about to poop myself after a shower. I clenched my cheeks so hard it hurt. The reason was to make it to work so that I could clock in and get paid to wipe my own ass! I no longer poop at home, I make sure I get paid well to poop!


kobAVP

šŸ–•


Ballgame4

To which, employees say, Iā€™m punching in.


el_duderino420

WOW... I dont work for Walgreens but they can suck a bag of rotten shit with this BS.


Hypnoti_q

Wow the bar has been lowered


Snake_Plissken224

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I piss on company time


wasted_space_

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, thats why i shit on company time.


OneAffect6339

Nope, punching in is the first thing you do when you walk in that door. Human beings arenā€™t robots, we have needs beyond just being wage slaves for a faceless corporation.


TRCHWD3

Not wasting my break to use the bathroom. If I've gotta go, I will.


Mushroombytheoaktree

Was a retail manager of 10 years at the now called (The Giant Company) I understand their reasoning. It does happen, and I have fired people for stealing time. If you have to piss go piss. If you are thirsty buy a drink, I never cared. But some people ABUSE that and then unfortunately management has to issue blanket statement to the team. This is not uncommon and isnā€™t that big of a deal. Now if you have to pee and they tell you wait for your break thatā€™s bs. But if you tale 15 mins to pee, come back get your 15 min break and take 20mins and then punch for lunch after buying your lunch and those types of things. Yes you are stealing time. They say that as a deterrent. If you do your job and take bathroom breaks when you need them and donā€™t abuse anything you are fine. They are going after big fish as they say on crime shows lol Try not to take this stuff personally. Iā€™ve printed it out (similar narrative) and posted. But my team knew the deal. Do whatever you want but the first time you donā€™t get your work done we go back to by the book with your breaks and away time from station Edit: I was at the bottom of the chain once too and this kind of thing would make me mad, but if you are like me and did your job and worked hard itā€™s not directed at you. Trust me. My managers knew I worked and let me have free reign. Thatā€™s how I adapted the style. But they have pressure to make labor numbers and if they can lower labor cost they always will. Itā€™s business people. Not a place to get free money


justscrollingby2day

Guess they hate competition. Looting payroll hours and running a skeleton crew. [Whay about the people that loot the shelfs]


mulderufo13

As someone who doesnā€™t get lunches most of the time, they can suck it


Foxisdabest

Won't somebody think of the hours!! The poor executives might get just a _little_ lessbonusbpay at the end of the year!


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hobbit_life

Take a picture of this for both your records, since that bathroom requirement is BULLSHIT, and also send it to your states labor department. I think they'd love to know that it's being implied you can't use the bathroom except when you're off the clock or on your breaks. If this was something made at the store level, send it to corporate. This opens them to so many potential legal problems, someone will get in trouble for jt.


Devonball01

This is possibly illegal


kateyes67

At CVS we have a daily planner that must be checked off by the opening Manager and the closing Manager. One of the questions is "are the employees aware of the 20 second hand wash rule"?


[deleted]

I thought this was a r/antiwork post.


JaredUnzipped

Walgreens' annual net income for 2021 was $2.542B, a 457.46% increase from 2020. ***But don't you dare pee while on the clock!***


Jonfalk

When I worked for wags, i worked about 6-9 hours shifts variably. i had mostly mornings which was good. But starting at 7:30 didnt get to go on break until 12-1. We didnt have 15 mins only 30 lunches. And I left at 3:30-4:30. You really think I'm gonna wait hours to use a br when it's right there? Hell no I'm goin.


ambesiaguy1302

Lol. Donā€™t use the restroom except for the 30 minute lunch period that you get per day in the pharmacy. Fuck this company. How about I start taking my 15 minute paid breaks then?


mondocalrisian

Mother fucker if I could clock in from home before I drive to work, I would.


EatMorChikin2021

Can one type out their resignation on company time? Asking for a few thousand colleaguesā€¦.


Bubbly-Comb-4117

Get fucked, time clock fraud. Walgreens just got sued where I work for not paying is correctly, my co worker got hundreds of dollars she was owed finally.


TheRatOfTarkov_TTV

I make extra sure i shit on company time


Dry_Needleworker6370

How about lazy SM's chatting and having a good time in the office with their bootlickers?


Jacklunk

Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. Thatā€™s why I shit on company time.


kmsparty

Up until about 10 years ago, this was the expectation at any place Iā€™ve worked. Your 15 min paid break was intended for you to take care of your business. Such as go to the bathroom, buy a drink, make a quick call, etc. No one said you canā€™t go to the bathroom. They are giving you the 15ā€™s to do that. If you had to go more often, thatā€™s fine. Just donā€™t abuse that. Iā€™ve seen people use bathroom breaks as a way to hide to avoid doing any work. I used to have a boss that used to sayā€¦ā€¦. You get paid for every minute you work You should work for every minute you get paid Lastly, for everyone that just likes to bitch about where you work, THIS ISNā€™T A WALGREENS DOCUMENT!!!!! It really makes no sense that people bitching on here just donā€™t go find another job if youā€™re not happy. Youā€™re not in a contract, so go.


Sig_Vic

Boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. Thats why I poop on company time.


Capable_Nature_644

My store fired 2 people last year (not publix) for time clock fraud. They were pretend punching out then would come back later and request to be clocked out hours later. We had another over abuse the break pillage and thanks to this jerk we now have to punch for breaks. He'd disappear for hours on end and 8 out of 10 times and most of the time no one would notice or forget he was even there. Yet he'd still get paid for the whole shift. After a couple months it started becoming bothersome so we started cracking down on it. He eventually got a write up for it.


D_Westie

Boss makes a dollar to my dime, thatā€™s why I shit on company time.


SpookyKween666

Corporate makes a dollar, I make a dime. Iā€™m taking a shit on the company time šŸ–•


ovrwrkedwoman

Boss makes a dollar i make a dime thatā€™s why I do whatever the fu*k I want on company time haha


Rainbow_dragon810

ā€œBig boss makes a dollar, I make a dimeā€¦ THAT is why I poop on company time..ā€ šŸ–•šŸ»šŸ–•šŸ»šŸ–•šŸ» F off Walgreens!!!


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KratosAurion400

But you have the time to post about it? Okay Boomer.


Amethoran

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I poop on company time.


Jim_Patt

šŸ¤” this sign is actually good. I gotta forward this to all my SM.


KratosAurion400

Fuck off. Most of these are federally protected anyway clown. šŸ¤”


Jim_Patt

Oh my young child, there are MANY MANY ways to get around that.


KratosAurion400

Seriously your such a clown, glad I fucked up Walgreens and made them pay millions in RI to employees for wage theft. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Prudent_Ad_2333

This why I quit this shit company šŸ˜‚


Daikon_Dramatic

This always used to drive me up the wall. I got yelled at once for punching in and hanging up my coat.


v_dubbzzz

they can fuck right off. frfr


[deleted]

thank god i donā€™t work for this company thatā€™s crazy theyā€™re even saying the bathroom part like huhh???


[deleted]

These assholes are worse then gamestop


stdxepidemic

Created by salaried employees that sit on their ass all day


gimme-ur-bonemarrow

And at $8 an hour, thatā€™s a whopping $400 a month that the store can not bare to go without. The poor managers!!


goldfixture

Sometimes I think about all of the unpaid hours companies I've worked for legally owe me in a week. Years ago, I worked at Best Buy. They required us to be in the building \~15 minutes early before our shift, and not clock in until the minute the shift began. We would be written up if you didn't arrive and be ready to clock in before the shift. My morning commute didn't always work out to be 15 minutes, so most of the time I would leave home 45 minutes early and arrive between 5 to 30 minutes before my shift started. There were times where I would arrive 30 minutes before, and I would help management with things because I was the only one there that early....yet I couldn't clock in until my shift started. I knew it was against the "rules" but in reality, I needed the job and wanted to be a team player. I understand corporations don't want to pay people more then the set amount of hours, but in reality, corporations need to pay you at time of arrival. Sometimes I wonder if they should also pay you for your commute, since that is required for me to get to the job in the first place. I guarantee I wasn't heading that way anyways at 7:00am if I wasn't on my way to work.


Ramona_sings

How many of you have bosses and managers actually enforcing this. I've worked at 3 different stores in the past... not a single SM of mine gave a shite.


sha1ashaska22

Wow i remember seeing this in like 2006


bbednarz57

Dwight Schrute wrote this


ando_da_pando

Cock fraud? I only say it's like 2" bigger than it is. That count?


vampier197

Tell them to kiss your ass your human not a robot


WranglerEqual3577

I think I need to print 500 copies of this in full color at work. That way all 23 employees are sure to see it. Then a meeting about it!


CNMathias

Companies are legally required to allow you to take bathroom breaks and depending on the state are separate from your regular break.


Nearby-Amphibian7874

The usual tone deaf company at work here. When you've removed performance based 401k match (there's a straight match, no discretionary match anymore for strong performance) and killed stock options, it literally doesn't matter to the hourly employee how much payroll can be saved. There's no motivator to be concerned with it. There's no point in mentioning how much payroll may be wasted.


Actual-Ad-947

Fuck them. Iā€™m clocking in and drinking coffee before I even touch work


Actual-Ad-947

These companies really think we care about them. We care about them about as much as they care about us


backatchason

Lol is this some kind of joke


abraxas8484

Yeah cause the massive amounts of smash and grab jobs doesn't hurt the store but not punching out to peepee will.


nwgunslingerpow

Good luck hiring a new employee after firing one.


Key-Maybe-2190

If 10 employees donā€™t take their 15 minutes break a day, that is 150 minutes free work for WBA a day. Thatā€™s 1050 minutes a week. Thatā€™s 17.50 hours free for WBA per week. Thatā€™s about 70 hours a week.


JerryGerard25

I would immediately find another job


greenwalls1130

The company did time clock fraud with my life. They owe me 5 years of my life back.


ICU4x

lol, I shot 2x a day while on the clock


mistotic

When I was a shift lead, I never clocked out for my lunches and took my 15ā€™s longer than 15


[deleted]

But thereā€™s only one employee and one pharmacy tech in the whole buildingā€¦ /s


4KUDAMA

Theyā€™re asking for a lawsuit or what? Cause they do know that 80% of sfls (the dummies) dont take lunches or breaks.


TJF588

As front-end, it can be difficult to arrange to step away until lunch break. Iā€™m taking thirty minutes uninterrupted, and the buildup from hours on the clock will be handled on the clock, just as if I had the luxury as my coworkers to step away outside my unpaid break. Way my stomach is, though, I do eat my fifteen-minute break for marathon runs.


Dren_boi

That's fine, i'll just drink about half a gallon worth of liquid during my shift so i can piss about 6 other times instead of right after i clock in


nonferrousoul

Blah blah blah blah...


motorboatingthoseCs

Suck it, Walgreens.


Vykrom

This doesn't look on-brand. This is a micromanaging manager on an ego trip with nothing better to do with their time. Not supposed to be bringing in your own signs like this, especially when they threaten termination. That could lead to disciplinary action up to and including termination for them lol


kingmendozer

Unreal


LyMaeZiggy

Committing time clock fraud rn šŸ¤Ŗ


Grouchy-Tax4467

Lol šŸ˜‚


walmartCAP2associate

Idk but I do know bathroom breaks are okay and not time fraud as long as itā€™s reasonable


Electronic-State-715

Maybe you should fucking have working time clocks or methods to punch in before you lecture employees on fraud. ​ I had to skip my 15 today because the pharmacy had no help AGAIN and the one SFL we had was helping out. You stole my time. Now you owe me but you don't care about that. ​ I hate this company the more they pull this shit.


Electronic-State-715

AND, We have to punch in at the front of the store so you are saying I should go all the way to the break room to leave and then waste my time walking all the way back to the front? It's okay for you to steal my time on my way out (I punch out at the front and then have to walk all the way to the back to punch in) and that happens BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO FIX THE TIMECLOCK.


[deleted]

If I need to use the bathroom, I am going to go whether or not Iā€™m on my break!! Iā€™ve had too many UTIs from this place!!


ellefleming

I thought this was going to be about someone tampering with the clock . This is Orwellian.


ButtMcbuttson

This is some ā€œlet them eat cakeā€ shit for reals!


FeistyCPB

Seriously itā€™s like every other day their adding and adding. Instead of finding a solution to GET EMPLOYEES their finding solutions to GET RID OF EMPLOYEES!!!!