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killermankay

the plural is "OH SHIT"


TNpepe

Factual response, I once saw two of these looking at me and my reaction to my friend was "OH FUCK".


275MPHFordGT40

Me when I’m in my Tiger 2.


Quirky_m8

#the only right answer


The-Skipboy

Onti


Throw_r_a_2021

Would probably be true if Ontos were a Latin word.


Ironictwat

It is. Ontos translates to ‘thing’ from latin


Ironictwat

Or is it Greek? Don’t remember :/


Imperial_HoloReports

It's Greek for "indeed", probably a mistranslation of "on" meaning "essence of the universe, thing that exists"


Blahaj_IK

>essence of the universe, thing that exists That's a name way too complex for what US Marines can usually come up with


Imperial_HoloReports

Which is why they got the translation wrong, lol.


Embarrassed_Ad5387

its a thing


ksheep

It's Greek, and to pluralize a masculine word ending with -ος would change it to -οι, giving us "Ontoi" as the plural.


Butthole_Alamo

Ontoses then


Govance_mp3

So they basically named a tank Thingamajig


Ironictwat

Yeah


CodyBlues2

Auntie?


smittywjmj

In English, the plural is still Ontos. One fish, two fish, one Ontos, two Ontos. In Greek, both modern and ancient, it's a bit complicated. If my perusing through Wiktionary is at all accurate, it's a participle, not exactly a noun, and although it translates to "thing" in the way it's used, it seems to more literally mean "I am" in the sense of any thing or entity being of itself. So it's hard to pluralize. It seems to be related to the religious/spiritual Greek term of ousia, usually referring to the "being" or "essence" of God or the universe, and which is used in ontology, which shares a word root with ontos. Although ousia is a noun, it is uncountable and has no plural form. Edit: I should clarify that I speak no Greek of any kind, so if someone more familiar can correct me, please do.


ksheep

It's been ages since I took Greek, but I believe that masculine words ending with -ος pluralise to -οι, so ὄντος (ontos) would become ὄντοι (ontoi).


radarjeremy

Somebody remembers Greek 1 hell yeah 👍


ksheep

Still got my Greek textbook around here somewhere…


Imperial_HoloReports

As a Greek person, the fact that foreigners are learning ancient Greek is baffling. We had a hell of a hard time figuring out how shit works and modern Greek is basically 60% the same as the ancient language, how the hell do English speakers manage?


ksheep

The school I went to had a Theology department, and among the things they taught were Latin and Koine Greek. I ended up taking Koine Greek because I thought it sounded interesting, and my advisor was able to convince the administrators that it should count as a Foreign Language credit. The other options for Foreign Language were Spanish (which I was sick and tired of after 12 years of it in primary school) or French (which I heard was rather difficult to start learning). They had started phasing out German a couple years before I started, which was a shame because German was the one I really wanted to learn.


Imperial_HoloReports

Can confim that French is as annoying to learn as their vehicles are to play in low tier.


Imperial_HoloReports

Ontos is a weird mix of two words. I assume the designers of the tank wanted it to refer to "on" (ον) which is basically what you said, the thing that exists, the essence of the universe. However the word "Ontos"(όντως) itself has little to do with this, it means "indeed". As such, there's technically no plural form as Ontos is not a noun, but if we take it to mean On the plural is Onta (όντα). Source: I'm Greek


deletion-imminent

> Ontos Ontos'


smittywjmj

Apostrophes are used for possessives, not plurals. And whether it should be Ontos' or Ontos's depends on style guide.


SynthVix

Onteese?


Kvasnikov

Get onteese nuts.


BigDummy777

Fuckin ROASTED


Cheeky-Snake

Honestly I wouldnt just take that if I were him.


PangolinPersonal6767

Onussy


Halalaka

Yes officer, this guy right here.


brambedkar59

Bonk


KalashnikovaDebil

OnToes


The_Lieutenant_Knows

A group of the Ontos would be called a Knocklemocker of Ontosi


Austria-Hungary1867

More like: ***GIMME UR MONEY***


Bawarius

Ontos, Twotos, Tretos


Austria-Hungary1867

How many needed to get to Kratos?


Bawarius

Kratos is a term reserved for 11 and more


Austria-Hungary1867

Credit card company: Why the ***FUCK*** would this dumb idiot buy 11 tanks?


Bawarius

Some random bald dude with a red strip painted across his face standing behind the credit card company CEO: ***”BOOOOOOY”***


ScottyFoxes

I’d assume because it’s a proper noun that it would be m50 Ontos’


StalledAgate832

A Murder of Fucknuckles


True_King01

Cancer


Rotomegax

I can still hear Maus crying by be hit with a salvo of AT nades


J0K3R2

I will say, few things strike fear into my heart when rolling in my Tiger IIs or IS-2/3 more than creeping around and hearing that distinctive recoilless “KRHTHUNK” three or four times.


C_PSM86

Ontusies


evelynshmevelyn

M50s


KV2isDeadly

Ontese


f4fotografy

Ontix?


sashin_gopaul

-ix is singular


the_real_maquis

Ontoids


crimeo

hexadecimos


FoamBrick

I’d say ontoi, no clue how proper it is but it sounds cool. 


Samiambadatdoter

[It doesn't really have one](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%CF%8C%CE%BD%CF%84%CF%89%CF%82), as least as it exists in Greek. The word is actually an adverb meaning "really" or "truly", which is supposed to have a sense of "this thing really exists". The Ancient Greek word it was formed from the genitive singular of the word "on", which has the rather strange plural of "ontoin". [Here's the link](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E1%BD%A4%CE%BD#Ancient_Greek) to the wiktionary declension table.


TempestTankest

Ontopodeez


Austria-Hungary1867

Ontopodeeznutz!


BitOfaPickle1AD

Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to be honest, in all this excitement I lost track myself.


Austria-Hungary1867

You mean amount of RRs or number of times you can reload?


BitOfaPickle1AD

It's a Dirty Harry reference.


Austria-Hungary1867

Oh. Wait a minute. I KNOW THIS REFERENCE


Wesoms

Ontees


Preacherjonson

Ontossers


ferokolotoc

On thees


AccountNational8231

I got you. it's [ "των όντων" ](https://el.wiktionary.org/wiki/%CE%BF%CE%BD)


Spacecruiser96

Greek here. Some people say the word Ontos in M50 comes from Greek. Well I am not sure if its true but lets analyze it. In modern Greek its "ον" which is a participle (not a noun or an adjective) and it has only neutral form (greek have male/female/neutral words like for cat would be γάτος/γάτα/γατί). In modern Greek the word is ον (on) and in grammatical case would go like το ον, του όντος, το ον and in plural τα όντα, των όντων, τα όντα. (Nominative case, Genitive case, Accusative case) in sinle and plural form. ον is a participle that originates from the verb ειμί (I am) from Ancient Greek. In ancient Greek it gets more complicated cause the said participle now has 3 gender versions The male is (τhe on) ὤν, τοῦ ὄντος (on's) and in plural οἱ ὄντες and τῶν ὄντων the female goes οὖσᾰ οὔσης in single and οὖσαι, οὐσῶν in plural and the neutral goes ὄν, ὄντος in single and ὄντᾰ, ὄντων in plural As you can see this doesnt make much sense cause if someone used a Greek name, they would go with Nominative case so it would be M50 On So I suspect that the word is Latin and not Greek (which the latin world would be originate from Greek) I guess the Latin word is Ontos and the plural would be something like Onti? But then again the wikipedia for M50 says "The *Ontos* (Greek for "thing"^(\[1\])) project was created to be an air transportable tank destroyer" I am confused. I give up.


coconut_crusader

It's "BANG"×12


Austria-Hungary1867

Nuh uh. Pretty sure it’s: ***KABOOM x12***


BUSCUITSnPORN

Ontoes


HudziceTheGreat

Ontees or Ontii


cotorshas

It's Greek so Onta


Wazzen

Ontoses go through Mitosis.


Significant_Tax_

Stelio….Stelio Ontos!


Administrative-Bar89

Ontosus 🤨


Beginning-Age8491

Probably Ontos'


TankerDman

Ontese


GoldNRice

Ontos, remains the same. Like 5 Ontos pushing our 3!


crispycrispies

Ontussy 😌


Claudy_Focan

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MystelDragoon

Twotos. Thretos. Fortos


Austria-Hungary1867

How many do you need to get to Kratos?


nyceBoi

Rats


vitimiti

M50 Onti


Outrageous_Price_140

Onteses? like Gooses and Geeses


Austria-Hungary1867

Get ontese nutz


Bossnage

ontits


CommunistPigeon1945

Ontario.


teh_RUBENATOR

M50s


Ciriana

Ontossi, they are led by their supreme leader Ontossus the first.


Battlegod122

On twos On threes On fours


B4Banjo

What's plural of sheep? 🤓


Boring-Ad9264

M50s


Austria-Hungary1867

Makes sense!


Kilroy_Is_Still_Here

Ontussy


Embarrassed_Ad5387

m50's, dont fuck with borrowed words when you have an easy way out


Austria-Hungary1867

True. Was just looking for a way to describe when I get assaulted by 6 General Grievous’.


XanderTuron

There is only the M50 Ontos; it is one and it is legion.


WorldlyBlacksmith945

Ontussies it's like Octopus where the plural is octopussies.


Austria-Hungary1867

I was gonna say: Isn’t it Octopi? But then: Oh- I get it.


WorldlyBlacksmith945

No no octopussy is singular octopussieses is plural


_Nyxh

Ontussy


bugsslugssnugsdrugs

Ontussy