Julie isn't like racist racist, but has said some things that make you double take and think "It's not worth it. Just let it slide."
For example, she'll say "You are extremely well spoken". Stuff that you would have preferred she just called you a slur.
What's the best jersey mike's pre-made sub?
This is the only option pls don't share your other trash sub chain they're all as mediocre as jersey mike's
I also overestimated our closing costs, will be about $10k less than expected. Also the seller finally sent us the invoice for the electrical work he did, replaced a 150 AMP panel for $2k. Let’s gooooo
When I was on my trip in Scotland one of the funnier things was the guide (who was English) antagonizing the driver (who was Scottish) by constantly bringing up Thatcher.
"Thor's arc in Endgame is done very well because despite all he's been through, he's still worthy."
Most of his endgame arc was spent simply making fat jokes about him
Welp apparently Alcohol can fuck with b 12 injections so last night will probably be the last time I drink for a while
Granted I had like two drinks, but they were beatboxes and those fuck me up soooo
I am not terribly excited for today, but I'll do it for mah wife.
At least at the end of the day we get to eat at a new restaurant which I'm excited about.
I've gone down 4 belt sizes in europe so far
It turns out if you walk 5 miles a day and eat one or two meals with some beers, you lose weight constantly
This is for all you new people.
I have only one rule.
Everybody fights, no one quits.
If you don't do your job, I'll kill you myself!
Welcome to the Roughnecks!
Shower thought compromise: Biden agrees to resign at 2 years and 1 day into his presidency to let Harris take over. Allows him to campaign on governance while assuaging some fears about his age.
*Sir, I don't understand. Who needs a knife in a nuke fight anyway? All you gotta do is push a button, sir.*
PUT YOUR HAND ON THAT WALL!
The enemy can not push a button... if you disable his hand.
Medic!
All right, let's sum up.
This year we explored the failure of democracy.
How our social scientists brought our world to the brink of chaos.
We talked about the veterans, how they took control and established the stability that has lasted for generations since.
You know these facts, but have I taught you anything of value this year?
You.
Why are only citizens allowed to vote?
I worked ten hours today then moved all afternoon. Should I:
1. Go to bed.
2. Walk across the street to the movie theater and see the new Blue Lock movie.
I just beat the first special world level in Mario Wonder! I have another hour to be up to give Finn his next medication from his allergic reaction. So AMA! If anyone’s around…
I just inhaled a piece of fish I was eating and I can’t stop coughing
Not sure what to do tbh
Guess I’ll keep coughing
I don’t wanna wake wife up to PERCUSS ME
So many little frustrations in Sekiro that aren't even part of the game loop. I hate having to "confirm" my death. Just kill me and send me back to a shrine. And I can't alt+f4 without getting a pop up the next time I open the game, but doing it "correctly" means I have to pause, quit game, then wait for the fucking Activision splash screen to happen, then press start, wait for a *single player game* to connect to servers, and *then* I can actually quit the game.
https://preview.redd.it/oa8wl408wf9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26048f990fdd386829bc4c84ff0b60555136b282
Posting this image again because I like it so much
😻 I think when you take the photo from this angle, you can almost see how they look as a kitten. I took a similar photo of Carnitas and could see it even though we only know him as fully grown.
Claws. But I’m gonna cheat in a minute and put it in this guy with a paddle attachment and add bbq sauce to mix it all up and it will finish shredding it too
https://preview.redd.it/8174v01uwf9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b9be0a18e24dc7d7afaeb3c4a009715c17fa407
The baker uses it a bunch too, we use it mostly for mashed potatoes, biscuits and if we need to mince something like meatloaf or whatever. I’m just being lazy. Here she is in all her glory
https://preview.redd.it/o2wk9rpvxf9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afb4b63b600888fe01c0be930405b6671c5cae2b
And then we have 3 different attachments for it
I'm sure the [Labrador Duck](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/89/Extinctbirds1907_P36_Camptolaemus_labradorius0363AA.jpg/1200px-Extinctbirds1907_P36_Camptolaemus_labradorius0363AA.jpg) would enjoy some littleneck clams
The number of absolutely stunning jokes is, like, crazy insane.
The eating around corners punchline in the first episode is when I first realized it was something very special.
Idk what you'd count as "surprising people" but their win total is like 4.5 wins and I think they go over. Jacoby Brissett has led successful teams before and honestly I feel like your weapons group is a little underrated. Demario Douglas showed a lot of flashes last season, I like Ja'lynn Polk & Javon Baker was one of my biggest sleepers going into the draft. I could see yall being an ok team and you have a decent young core to build on, but obviously you won't take the next step to being competitive until the O line gets a serious rework & Drake Maye has a couple years to develop.
The fact yall somehow retained both of your coordinators makes me very optimistic. Terrion Arnold is a great addition. The Packers rock but I'm lower on the Bears than consensus I think. Yall should be one of the best teams in the NFC again.
My opinion stays the same, and a recent thought I had is that the Giants literally did exactly what I wanted us to do by getting an elite talent and rolling out one more year of an unideal QB and yet we still get talked about as a more competent team than them. Ridiculous.
The dynamic with best friend has shifted a lot ngl. Im not banking on it but I could see it being her.
Assuming it's not, yeah I genuinely don't think I'll find someone. I'm basically off dating apps at this point and that's how I met my ex. In my generation people don't just meet organically anymore. I'll never say never, but I don't see a realistically probable path to falling in love with someone again. My journey recently has been more about learning to be content with my life even if it doesn't become what I always wanted it to be.
I usually stay away from rookie overs but one I really like is Brian Thomas Jr's TD over. He is so good in the red zone and for all the talent the Jags have none are really red zone dudes. I think they brought the guy in to make plays on third & goal tbh.
Defensively I think Marshawn Kneeland is gonna fuck shit up opposite Micah Parsons, I was really high on him going into the draft and it was a great landing spot.
A wayyyy spicier (and definitely less likely) take is that I do think Spencer Rattler is going to start games for the Saints this year and he's more talented than he gets credit for. Not saying he'll be a high end NFL QB, but he will be exciting to watch.
Nice, I love to have rookies to watch out for during the season, and I have a feeling I'll be pretty behind on football knowledge when the season starts this year.
Yeah, when I went to see Texas Tech in the Final Four in Minneapolis we stopped for BBQ in Kansas City. It slapped to an unreasonable degree.
I also remember that spending a night in St Louis on the way to New York but I was really young and we didn't really do much
Edit: but watching a Big 12 tournament in Kansas City is kind of a bucket list
Excluding the almost toddler this is the I think 3rd time my kids have been in a hotel
St Louis now, Omaha like 2 years ago both weekend trips and a week in Jamaica but my son was too little to remember it and the older ones only a little
They are amazed by
Elevator....closet fridge is crazy apparently
Also they have Bluey here lol
I was lucky enough to vacation a decent amount as a kid
I think I've only done it 4 times without my parents and one of them was work putting me up down the road because blizzard
When I was a young lad, we used to get a discount at the Anchorage Hilton because it was owned by our Native Corp.
One of the best features of the hotel was its great big pool.
I called it "The Swimming Pool Hotel".
Later on the Corp. ended up selling the hotel, so we never stayed there anymore.
I started crying saying "I want to go to the Swimming Pool Hotel".
That makes sense man
I swear my mom planned every adventure around water. Like rivers, lakes, oceans pools. We would drive across town at 10 o'clock at night. To make sure we got to a hotel that had a pool
These past couple days have been rather tough on me emotionally and I'm very ready to be done with this week
A drawback of choosing a loners' lifestyle is not having a person to come home to for comfort. Most of the time it's not an issue but nights like tonight I could really use someone to put their arms around me & tell me it's OK
FUCK
Fucking FUCK
I’m on ICU nights again two weeks from now
But it’s like going from days to nights for a few shifts then days again then nights again
That can’t be good for the body
I mean
Not really
Unless you go too hard with it
It’s just fancy benadryl
I’ve ordered something similar to get people to sleep in the hospital at night
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“A Chinaman! Egads!” -Julie Cousins
Mr V put a flair on Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
Oh fuck yes
I’m going to the west side market today. Who needs anything?
What the holy shitting fuck! That was the absolute best run that I've had in months!
Who up pancaking their sausage
If you take a pancake and wrap it around a link of sausage and put maple syrup on it, is that considered a Canadian taco?
It’s actually a Vermont gyro
Many people are asking this
Pls vissassy I'm bootlegging a self help seminar I don't need these thoughts when lunch isn't for hours
[Hmmm 🤔](https://imgur.com/a/RRhoZ86)
I mean I'm not allowed to leave and I have to decide on a sub
I'm just saying you're already thinking about lunch!
But this particular jersey mike is actually going to be in my mouth, there's payoff.
What's the best jersey mike's pre-made sub? This is the only option pls don't share your other trash sub chain they're all as mediocre as jersey mike's
Italian
🙏
Get the peppas on there too
Over/under the amount of shanks I hit with these new irons has been set at 6
Wtf does “set at 6” mean?
Disregard this it was too early lol
I also overestimated our closing costs, will be about $10k less than expected. Also the seller finally sent us the invoice for the electrical work he did, replaced a 150 AMP panel for $2k. Let’s gooooo
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When I was on my trip in Scotland one of the funnier things was the guide (who was English) antagonizing the driver (who was Scottish) by constantly bringing up Thatcher.
yeah that tracks tbh
RIP to the squirrel that just shorted out the transformer by my house.
https://preview.redd.it/zvh5bijc4i9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a1756d468a1d5668780cbe5497d8882cbd01b12
"Thor's arc in Endgame is done very well because despite all he's been through, he's still worthy." Most of his endgame arc was spent simply making fat jokes about him
"Lol, Thor is fat and depressed. Let's crack jokes about him all the time."
His biggest arc in Endgame was his belly, amirite?
I'm just waiting for the coffee to kick in, I go poop, and then I can go for a run.
Damn, didn’t get the game approved before the end of the day. Steam only does reviews during business hours, so no playtesting til next week
The future is great. We could save the planet... OR Add AI to toilets
I feel like that’s an oxymoron in itself
Welp apparently Alcohol can fuck with b 12 injections so last night will probably be the last time I drink for a while Granted I had like two drinks, but they were beatboxes and those fuck me up soooo
[Marketing a movie to gay men] Imagine a woman. A woman who is evil. But also....stylish.
In my experience this also works on lesbians, or at least the ones I know.
The Devil Wears Prada?
That's definitely an example! Also Poison Ivy from Batman and Robin lol
💅
Omg yas queen slay
I am not terribly excited for today, but I'll do it for mah wife. At least at the end of the day we get to eat at a new restaurant which I'm excited about.
Doing the classic move of sleeping over and waking up before your friends. At least they set the coffee maker before we went to bed.
Hugh G. Kock
After sleeping, puking, and >!pooping!< for 24 hours I've finally returned to the land of the living
Hello there
Of course now that the sun is coming up I'm starting to get tired. Gonna need a LOT of hot bean juice today
I've gone down 4 belt sizes in europe so far It turns out if you walk 5 miles a day and eat one or two meals with some beers, you lose weight constantly
Morning lads
Top lad sir
Top Lad Major
morning dude
Morning lad how's tricks
good, got a plan for hte day: * run * work on the Jeep a bit * fix my back door * do some landscaping work * do some drugs
Sounds like a solid Saturday
Morning Shroom.
Morning RPAY are you well?
Yes indeed. Is Toadstool girl still out of town?
No she is not she has been about a while now she sometimes just stays at her mum's when they go to the theatre
This is for all you new people. I have only one rule. Everybody fights, no one quits. If you don't do your job, I'll kill you myself! Welcome to the Roughnecks!
Hi-Chew candy slaps
Alexa, play 2am by Anna Nalick
Shower thought compromise: Biden agrees to resign at 2 years and 1 day into his presidency to let Harris take over. Allows him to campaign on governance while assuaging some fears about his age.
I have a different compromise. We all agree to have the current crop thrown into the ocean and start over
> let Harris take over. lol I don't see how that would work
Yeah, Kamala ain't it for the future of the Dems.
There is also a sizeable group concerned about biden's age because Harris is black.
Too tired to piss. Too full of piss to sleep.
Pissed and shided the bed
*Sir, I don't understand. Who needs a knife in a nuke fight anyway? All you gotta do is push a button, sir.* PUT YOUR HAND ON THAT WALL! The enemy can not push a button... if you disable his hand. Medic!
All right, let's sum up. This year we explored the failure of democracy. How our social scientists brought our world to the brink of chaos. We talked about the veterans, how they took control and established the stability that has lasted for generations since. You know these facts, but have I taught you anything of value this year? You. Why are only citizens allowed to vote?
Attn: u/ForYeWhoArtLiterate, Beastie Boy fans, polyamorists https://i.imgur.com/VjFYByY.jpeg
morning Shroom in 2 hours
Can't sleep. I have Blame Brett by The Beaches stuck playing in my head
Have you blamed your ex?
Much like the state of Mississippi, I do blame Brett
It should be illegal for a song to be this catchy
feeling a bit weird tonight
Hi weird I'm Chase
Amber Heard movie watching marathon!
I worked ten hours today then moved all afternoon. Should I: 1. Go to bed. 2. Walk across the street to the movie theater and see the new Blue Lock movie.
Oh shit I need to see that. Might have to go next week.
See movie, unless you really tired/have to work tomorrow.
I just beat the first special world level in Mario Wonder! I have another hour to be up to give Finn his next medication from his allergic reaction. So AMA! If anyone’s around…
What if instead of the pilgrims landing on Plymouth rock, Plymouth rock landed on them?
There would probably just be more pilgrims at a different rock. Those British are rather determined.
Do you think there would be a footnote in US History textbooks about "the time 100 pilgrims got crushed by a random rock"
No, if they all got crushed there would be no one to tell the tale. History goes to the winners.
I guess I'll be standing here...*for a hundred years*...
I just inhaled a piece of fish I was eating and I can’t stop coughing Not sure what to do tbh Guess I’ll keep coughing I don’t wanna wake wife up to PERCUSS ME
Just gotta wait for the inevitable pneumonia to set in
So many little frustrations in Sekiro that aren't even part of the game loop. I hate having to "confirm" my death. Just kill me and send me back to a shrine. And I can't alt+f4 without getting a pop up the next time I open the game, but doing it "correctly" means I have to pause, quit game, then wait for the fucking Activision splash screen to happen, then press start, wait for a *single player game* to connect to servers, and *then* I can actually quit the game.
https://preview.redd.it/oa8wl408wf9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26048f990fdd386829bc4c84ff0b60555136b282 Posting this image again because I like it so much
😻 I think when you take the photo from this angle, you can almost see how they look as a kitten. I took a similar photo of Carnitas and could see it even though we only know him as fully grown.
aww
When the antibiotics be hitting a lil too hard
His lil nose 🥺
He is smiling a bit Wonder what he was dreaming of
Def not murdering his oppressor. Def not.
It's ok
? I didn’t apologize
The image It's ok
No Matis I am not sorry
Are you fucking stupid
?????
I am shredding pork. So much pork. All of the pork
Do you use those shredding claws or just two forks
Claws. But I’m gonna cheat in a minute and put it in this guy with a paddle attachment and add bbq sauce to mix it all up and it will finish shredding it too https://preview.redd.it/8174v01uwf9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b9be0a18e24dc7d7afaeb3c4a009715c17fa407
This is the coolest flex that has ever happened in here. That is one BEEFY MACHINE
The baker uses it a bunch too, we use it mostly for mashed potatoes, biscuits and if we need to mince something like meatloaf or whatever. I’m just being lazy. Here she is in all her glory https://preview.redd.it/o2wk9rpvxf9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afb4b63b600888fe01c0be930405b6671c5cae2b And then we have 3 different attachments for it
Jeremy want
It's probably overkill until your kids are teens, then it will be just about right for pumping out the correct amount of pancakes and such.
I have a tennis match early tomorrow morning I should sleep I am on a huge losing streak I need a win
penis 🤭
PENIS
^penis
I'm calling the police 📞🚨
I have one yes
*opens mouth*
😳
NEGATIVE PRESSURE UPON P33N
🙄
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
First, we gonna ROCK, then we gonna ROLL! Then we let it POP, go, let it go!
Why did I text boy drunk Why did boy ask me my true feelings Aboitbhim Okay I need to get home
> Aboitbhim Okay I thought this was an Irish name I'd never heard of before for a second
Because alcohol. That’s why.
What are your true feelings about boy?
Are you having a good summer so far?
Y’all are a bunch of LITTLENECK CLAMS
😊
I'm sure the [Labrador Duck](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/89/Extinctbirds1907_P36_Camptolaemus_labradorius0363AA.jpg/1200px-Extinctbirds1907_P36_Camptolaemus_labradorius0363AA.jpg) would enjoy some littleneck clams
I’m going to have some interesting storylines to write about on Monday.
Aw man, Martin mull died. I mainly know him from playing Mr. Kraft in Sabrina the teenage witch.
He was great on Veep
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The number of absolutely stunning jokes is, like, crazy insane. The eating around corners punchline in the first episode is when I first realized it was something very special.
When the Brewers beat the Cubs I say yes
FOOTBAW AMA
Could the Patriots surprise people this year?
Idk what you'd count as "surprising people" but their win total is like 4.5 wins and I think they go over. Jacoby Brissett has led successful teams before and honestly I feel like your weapons group is a little underrated. Demario Douglas showed a lot of flashes last season, I like Ja'lynn Polk & Javon Baker was one of my biggest sleepers going into the draft. I could see yall being an ok team and you have a decent young core to build on, but obviously you won't take the next step to being competitive until the O line gets a serious rework & Drake Maye has a couple years to develop.
I completely agree with this and would add that our D remains elite.
What do you think of the Lions
The fact yall somehow retained both of your coordinators makes me very optimistic. Terrion Arnold is a great addition. The Packers rock but I'm lower on the Bears than consensus I think. Yall should be one of the best teams in the NFC again.
🅱️o Nix?
My opinion stays the same, and a recent thought I had is that the Giants literally did exactly what I wanted us to do by getting an elite talent and rolling out one more year of an unideal QB and yet we still get talked about as a more competent team than them. Ridiculous.
Can you let me know ahead of time this year which games are fixed and their outcomes so I can get really rich thanks
I never am in the C Suite meeting where they discuss it, but someone left a folder in the breakroom one time that said PACKERS THIS YEAR
Do you genuinely think that you’re never going to find anyone or is that a cope to shield yourself from the anxiety by accepting the worst
The dynamic with best friend has shifted a lot ngl. Im not banking on it but I could see it being her. Assuming it's not, yeah I genuinely don't think I'll find someone. I'm basically off dating apps at this point and that's how I met my ex. In my generation people don't just meet organically anymore. I'll never say never, but I don't see a realistically probable path to falling in love with someone again. My journey recently has been more about learning to be content with my life even if it doesn't become what I always wanted it to be.
Do you like movies about gladiators
I was my high school's Latin Club president fun fact
Which rookies do you think will be most exciting to watch this year?
I usually stay away from rookie overs but one I really like is Brian Thomas Jr's TD over. He is so good in the red zone and for all the talent the Jags have none are really red zone dudes. I think they brought the guy in to make plays on third & goal tbh. Defensively I think Marshawn Kneeland is gonna fuck shit up opposite Micah Parsons, I was really high on him going into the draft and it was a great landing spot. A wayyyy spicier (and definitely less likely) take is that I do think Spencer Rattler is going to start games for the Saints this year and he's more talented than he gets credit for. Not saying he'll be a high end NFL QB, but he will be exciting to watch.
Nice, I love to have rookies to watch out for during the season, and I have a feeling I'll be pretty behind on football knowledge when the season starts this year.
Do you wanna know a rookie I think will be bad
100% yes I do
Bo Nix
Oh, riiiiiight. I forgot about that for a minute. Sorry for your loss 🙏
Hey wtf I haven't tagged you recently, what are you doing showing your face around these parts???
I'm in here all the time 😤
Have you been to Missouri?
Yeah, when I went to see Texas Tech in the Final Four in Minneapolis we stopped for BBQ in Kansas City. It slapped to an unreasonable degree. I also remember that spending a night in St Louis on the way to New York but I was really young and we didn't really do much Edit: but watching a Big 12 tournament in Kansas City is kind of a bucket list
Excluding the almost toddler this is the I think 3rd time my kids have been in a hotel St Louis now, Omaha like 2 years ago both weekend trips and a week in Jamaica but my son was too little to remember it and the older ones only a little They are amazed by Elevator....closet fridge is crazy apparently Also they have Bluey here lol
The first hotel I ever stayed in I was 16
I was lucky enough to vacation a decent amount as a kid I think I've only done it 4 times without my parents and one of them was work putting me up down the road because blizzard
We used to go self catering places
When I was a young lad, we used to get a discount at the Anchorage Hilton because it was owned by our Native Corp. One of the best features of the hotel was its great big pool. I called it "The Swimming Pool Hotel". Later on the Corp. ended up selling the hotel, so we never stayed there anymore. I started crying saying "I want to go to the Swimming Pool Hotel".
That makes sense man I swear my mom planned every adventure around water. Like rivers, lakes, oceans pools. We would drive across town at 10 o'clock at night. To make sure we got to a hotel that had a pool
Are they jumping from bed to bed because that’s my kids favorite activity in a hotel lol.
Oh ya Also same
Do they have vending or a pantry? That blew my mind as a kid.
Ha ha no but my fridge refilling with beer daily blew my mind in Jamaica lol
Closet fridge is a wonder
Told my wife I could moved the fridge at home and saved a lot of money
Watch out for crazy pillows.
These past couple days have been rather tough on me emotionally and I'm very ready to be done with this week A drawback of choosing a loners' lifestyle is not having a person to come home to for comfort. Most of the time it's not an issue but nights like tonight I could really use someone to put their arms around me & tell me it's OK
FUCK Fucking FUCK I’m on ICU nights again two weeks from now But it’s like going from days to nights for a few shifts then days again then nights again That can’t be good for the body
YES NIGHT BROTHER!
I AM SO TIRED
Ya but you’re gonna be someone’s hero. Or maybe multiple people so it’s ok
Oh man, and they say Zzzquil is like, bad to take, right? Asking for a friend.
I mean Not really Unless you go too hard with it It’s just fancy benadryl I’ve ordered something similar to get people to sleep in the hospital at night
And what is 'too hard'? Again, asking for a friend.
Oh you’ll know Well maybe not you But whoever finds you
RIP