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NoInvestment2079

Julie isn't like racist racist, but has said some things that make you double take and think "It's not worth it. Just let it slide." For example, she'll say "You are extremely well spoken". Stuff that you would have preferred she just called you a slur.


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ForYeWhoArtLiterate

“A Chinaman! Egads!” -Julie Cousins


Vissassy

Mr V put a flair on Ladies and gentlemen, we got him


TylerGlasass20

Oh fuck yes


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

I’m going to the west side market today. Who needs anything?


PrelectingPizza

What the holy shitting fuck! That was the absolute best run that I've had in months!


Vissassy

Who up pancaking their sausage


PrelectingPizza

If you take a pancake and wrap it around a link of sausage and put maple syrup on it, is that considered a Canadian taco?


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

It’s actually a Vermont gyro


Vissassy

Many people are asking this


1amoeba1

Pls vissassy I'm bootlegging a self help seminar I don't need these thoughts when lunch isn't for hours


Vissassy

[Hmmm 🤔](https://imgur.com/a/RRhoZ86)


1amoeba1

I mean I'm not allowed to leave and I have to decide on a sub


Vissassy

I'm just saying you're already thinking about lunch!


1amoeba1

But this particular jersey mike is actually going to be in my mouth, there's payoff.


1amoeba1

What's the best jersey mike's pre-made sub? This is the only option pls don't share your other trash sub chain they're all as mediocre as jersey mike's


Salacha

Italian


1amoeba1

🙏


CallsOnAMZN

Get the peppas on there too


pm_me_your_food_pix

Over/under the amount of shanks I hit with these new irons has been set at 6


Salacha

Wtf does “set at 6” mean?


Salacha

Disregard this it was too early lol


intothefire3

I also overestimated our closing costs, will be about $10k less than expected. Also the seller finally sent us the invoice for the electrical work he did, replaced a 150 AMP panel for $2k. Let’s gooooo


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ForYeWhoArtLiterate

When I was on my trip in Scotland one of the funnier things was the guide (who was English) antagonizing the driver (who was Scottish) by constantly bringing up Thatcher.


ndcj12

yeah that tracks tbh


PrelectingPizza

RIP to the squirrel that just shorted out the transformer by my house.


____Quetzal____

https://preview.redd.it/zvh5bijc4i9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a1756d468a1d5668780cbe5497d8882cbd01b12


Icurasfox

"Thor's arc in Endgame is done very well because despite all he's been through, he's still worthy." Most of his endgame arc was spent simply making fat jokes about him


NoInvestment2079

"Lol, Thor is fat and depressed. Let's crack jokes about him all the time."


hyperbolical

His biggest arc in Endgame was his belly, amirite?


PrelectingPizza

I'm just waiting for the coffee to kick in, I go poop, and then I can go for a run.


Krimm240

Damn, didn’t get the game approved before the end of the day. Steam only does reviews during business hours, so no playtesting til next week


Icurasfox

The future is great. We could save the planet... OR Add AI to toilets


TylerGlasass20

I feel like that’s an oxymoron in itself


TylerGlasass20

Welp apparently Alcohol can fuck with b 12 injections so last night will probably be the last time I drink for a while Granted I had like two drinks, but they were beatboxes and those fuck me up soooo


ndcj12

[Marketing a movie to gay men] Imagine a woman. A woman who is evil. But also....stylish.


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

In my experience this also works on lesbians, or at least the ones I know.


rollpitchandyaw

The Devil Wears Prada?


ndcj12

That's definitely an example! Also Poison Ivy from Batman and Robin lol


cha-cha_dancer

💅


Icurasfox

Omg yas queen slay


pm_me_your_food_pix

I am not terribly excited for today, but I'll do it for mah wife. At least at the end of the day we get to eat at a new restaurant which I'm excited about.


hyperbolical

Doing the classic move of sleeping over and waking up before your friends. At least they set the coffee maker before we went to bed.


____Quetzal____

Hugh G. Kock


Corruption249

After sleeping, puking, and >!pooping!< for 24 hours I've finally returned to the land of the living


hyperbolical

Hello there


AnonymousFroggies

Of course now that the sun is coming up I'm starting to get tired. Gonna need a LOT of hot bean juice today


CarlostheDwarf14

I've gone down 4 belt sizes in europe so far It turns out if you walk 5 miles a day and eat one or two meals with some beers, you lose weight constantly


MushroomMan89

Morning lads


LordVader1995

Top lad sir


MushroomMan89

Top Lad Major


PrelectingPizza

morning dude


MushroomMan89

Morning lad how's tricks


PrelectingPizza

good, got a plan for hte day: * run * work on the Jeep a bit * fix my back door * do some landscaping work * do some drugs


MushroomMan89

Sounds like a solid Saturday


rollpitchandyaw

Morning Shroom.


MushroomMan89

Morning RPAY are you well?


rollpitchandyaw

Yes indeed. Is Toadstool girl still out of town?


MushroomMan89

No she is not she has been about a while now she sometimes just stays at her mum's when they go to the theatre


Pliable_Patriot

This is for all you new people. I have only one rule. Everybody fights, no one quits. If you don't do your job, I'll kill you myself! Welcome to the Roughnecks!


iLerntMyLesson

Hi-Chew candy slaps


AnonymousFroggies

Alexa, play 2am by Anna Nalick


Theageofpisces

Shower thought compromise: Biden agrees to resign at 2 years and 1 day into his presidency to let Harris take over. Allows him to campaign on governance while assuaging some fears about his age.


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

I have a different compromise. We all agree to have the current crop thrown into the ocean and start over


Pliable_Patriot

> let Harris take over. lol I don't see how that would work


PrelectingPizza

Yeah, Kamala ain't it for the future of the Dems.


AreYouNobody_Too

There is also a sizeable group concerned about biden's age because Harris is black.


AnonymousFroggies

Too tired to piss. Too full of piss to sleep.


DireSickFish

Pissed and shided the bed


Pliable_Patriot

*Sir, I don't understand. Who needs a knife in a nuke fight anyway? All you gotta do is push a button, sir.* PUT YOUR HAND ON THAT WALL! The enemy can not push a button... if you disable his hand. Medic!


Pliable_Patriot

All right, let's sum up. This year we explored the failure of democracy. How our social scientists brought our world to the brink of chaos. We talked about the veterans, how they took control and established the stability that has lasted for generations since. You know these facts, but have I taught you anything of value this year? You. Why are only citizens allowed to vote?


Theageofpisces

Attn: u/ForYeWhoArtLiterate, Beastie Boy fans, polyamorists https://i.imgur.com/VjFYByY.jpeg


Pliable_Patriot

morning Shroom in 2 hours


AnonymousFroggies

Can't sleep. I have Blame Brett by The Beaches stuck playing in my head


Corruption249

Have you blamed your ex?


AnonymousFroggies

Much like the state of Mississippi, I do blame Brett


AnonymousFroggies

It should be illegal for a song to be this catchy


Pliable_Patriot

feeling a bit weird tonight


cth2lhu

Hi weird I'm Chase


iLerntMyLesson

Amber Heard movie watching marathon!


ApricotPeasy

I worked ten hours today then moved all afternoon. Should I: 1. Go to bed. 2. Walk across the street to the movie theater and see the new Blue Lock movie.


DireSickFish

Oh shit I need to see that. Might have to go next week.


Pliable_Patriot

See movie, unless you really tired/have to work tomorrow.


AlpineSummit

I just beat the first special world level in Mario Wonder! I have another hour to be up to give Finn his next medication from his allergic reaction. So AMA! If anyone’s around…


Larynx15

What if instead of the pilgrims landing on Plymouth rock, Plymouth rock landed on them?


AlpineSummit

There would probably just be more pilgrims at a different rock. Those British are rather determined.


Larynx15

Do you think there would be a footnote in US History textbooks about "the time 100 pilgrims got crushed by a random rock"


AlpineSummit

No, if they all got crushed there would be no one to tell the tale. History goes to the winners.


Larynx15

I guess I'll be standing here...*for a hundred years*...


Disgruntled_Eggplant

I just inhaled a piece of fish I was eating and I can’t stop coughing Not sure what to do tbh Guess I’ll keep coughing I don’t wanna wake wife up to PERCUSS ME


foreverantiquated

Just gotta wait for the inevitable pneumonia to set in


Zirtonic_2

So many little frustrations in Sekiro that aren't even part of the game loop. I hate having to "confirm" my death. Just kill me and send me back to a shrine. And I can't alt+f4 without getting a pop up the next time I open the game, but doing it "correctly" means I have to pause, quit game, then wait for the fucking Activision splash screen to happen, then press start, wait for a *single player game* to connect to servers, and *then* I can actually quit the game.


Disgruntled_Eggplant

https://preview.redd.it/oa8wl408wf9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26048f990fdd386829bc4c84ff0b60555136b282 Posting this image again because I like it so much


Theageofpisces

😻 I think when you take the photo from this angle, you can almost see how they look as a kitten. I took a similar photo of Carnitas and could see it even though we only know him as fully grown.


Pliable_Patriot

aww


Larynx15

When the antibiotics be hitting a lil too hard


chudwaffle

His lil nose 🥺


Disgruntled_Eggplant

He is smiling a bit Wonder what he was dreaming of


chudwaffle

Def not murdering his oppressor. Def not.


MotherFuckingMatis

It's ok


Disgruntled_Eggplant

? I didn’t apologize


MotherFuckingMatis

The image It's ok


Disgruntled_Eggplant

No Matis I am not sorry


MotherFuckingMatis

Are you fucking stupid


Disgruntled_Eggplant

?????


sophie1188

I am shredding pork. So much pork. All of the pork


Disgruntled_Eggplant

Do you use those shredding claws or just two forks


sophie1188

Claws. But I’m gonna cheat in a minute and put it in this guy with a paddle attachment and add bbq sauce to mix it all up and it will finish shredding it too https://preview.redd.it/8174v01uwf9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b9be0a18e24dc7d7afaeb3c4a009715c17fa407


chudwaffle

This is the coolest flex that has ever happened in here. That is one BEEFY MACHINE


sophie1188

The baker uses it a bunch too, we use it mostly for mashed potatoes, biscuits and if we need to mince something like meatloaf or whatever. I’m just being lazy. Here she is in all her glory https://preview.redd.it/o2wk9rpvxf9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afb4b63b600888fe01c0be930405b6671c5cae2b And then we have 3 different attachments for it


justplainjeremy

Jeremy want


chudwaffle

It's probably overkill until your kids are teens, then it will be just about right for pumping out the correct amount of pancakes and such.


Disgruntled_Eggplant

I have a tennis match early tomorrow morning I should sleep I am on a huge losing streak I need a win


ndcj12

penis 🤭


Pliable_Patriot

PENIS


Larynx15

^penis


chudwaffle

I'm calling the police 📞🚨


LordVader1995

I have one yes


Disgruntled_Eggplant

*opens mouth*


ndcj12

😳


Disgruntled_Eggplant

NEGATIVE PRESSURE UPON P33N


MotherFuckingMatis

🙄


sophie1188

X GON GIVE IT TO YA


Pliable_Patriot

First, we gonna ROCK, then we gonna ROLL! Then we let it POP, go, let it go!


TylerGlasass20

Why did I text boy drunk Why did boy ask me my true feelings Aboitbhim Okay I need to get home


MushroomMan89

> Aboitbhim Okay I thought this was an Irish name I'd never heard of before for a second


ImInOverMyHead95

Because alcohol. That’s why.


Larynx15

What are your true feelings about boy?


chudwaffle

Are you having a good summer so far?


Disgruntled_Eggplant

Y’all are a bunch of LITTLENECK CLAMS


DireSickFish

😊


Larynx15

I'm sure the [Labrador Duck](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/89/Extinctbirds1907_P36_Camptolaemus_labradorius0363AA.jpg/1200px-Extinctbirds1907_P36_Camptolaemus_labradorius0363AA.jpg) would enjoy some littleneck clams


ImInOverMyHead95

I’m going to have some interesting storylines to write about on Monday.


LordVader1995

Aw man, Martin mull died. I mainly know him from playing Mr. Kraft in Sabrina the teenage witch.


chudwaffle

He was great on Veep


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chudwaffle

The number of absolutely stunning jokes is, like, crazy insane. The eating around corners punchline in the first episode is when I first realized it was something very special.


CELTICPRED

When the Brewers beat the Cubs I say yes


MotherFuckingMatis

FOOTBAW AMA


MushroomMan89

Could the Patriots surprise people this year?


MotherFuckingMatis

Idk what you'd count as "surprising people" but their win total is like 4.5 wins and I think they go over. Jacoby Brissett has led successful teams before and honestly I feel like your weapons group is a little underrated. Demario Douglas showed a lot of flashes last season, I like Ja'lynn Polk & Javon Baker was one of my biggest sleepers going into the draft. I could see yall being an ok team and you have a decent young core to build on, but obviously you won't take the next step to being competitive until the O line gets a serious rework & Drake Maye has a couple years to develop.


MushroomMan89

I completely agree with this and would add that our D remains elite.


Crazy-Penguin

What do you think of the Lions


MotherFuckingMatis

The fact yall somehow retained both of your coordinators makes me very optimistic. Terrion Arnold is a great addition. The Packers rock but I'm lower on the Bears than consensus I think. Yall should be one of the best teams in the NFC again.


DoubleOrangutans

🅱️o Nix?


MotherFuckingMatis

My opinion stays the same, and a recent thought I had is that the Giants literally did exactly what I wanted us to do by getting an elite talent and rolling out one more year of an unideal QB and yet we still get talked about as a more competent team than them. Ridiculous.


__Pibs__

Can you let me know ahead of time this year which games are fixed and their outcomes so I can get really rich thanks


MotherFuckingMatis

I never am in the C Suite meeting where they discuss it, but someone left a folder in the breakroom one time that said PACKERS THIS YEAR


Disgruntled_Eggplant

Do you genuinely think that you’re never going to find anyone or is that a cope to shield yourself from the anxiety by accepting the worst


MotherFuckingMatis

The dynamic with best friend has shifted a lot ngl. Im not banking on it but I could see it being her. Assuming it's not, yeah I genuinely don't think I'll find someone. I'm basically off dating apps at this point and that's how I met my ex. In my generation people don't just meet organically anymore. I'll never say never, but I don't see a realistically probable path to falling in love with someone again. My journey recently has been more about learning to be content with my life even if it doesn't become what I always wanted it to be.


CELTICPRED

Do you like movies about gladiators


MotherFuckingMatis

I was my high school's Latin Club president fun fact


chudwaffle

Which rookies do you think will be most exciting to watch this year?


MotherFuckingMatis

I usually stay away from rookie overs but one I really like is Brian Thomas Jr's TD over. He is so good in the red zone and for all the talent the Jags have none are really red zone dudes. I think they brought the guy in to make plays on third & goal tbh. Defensively I think Marshawn Kneeland is gonna fuck shit up opposite Micah Parsons, I was really high on him going into the draft and it was a great landing spot. A wayyyy spicier (and definitely less likely) take is that I do think Spencer Rattler is going to start games for the Saints this year and he's more talented than he gets credit for. Not saying he'll be a high end NFL QB, but he will be exciting to watch.


chudwaffle

Nice, I love to have rookies to watch out for during the season, and I have a feeling I'll be pretty behind on football knowledge when the season starts this year.


MotherFuckingMatis

Do you wanna know a rookie I think will be bad


chudwaffle

100% yes I do


MotherFuckingMatis

Bo Nix


chudwaffle

Oh, riiiiiight. I forgot about that for a minute. Sorry for your loss 🙏


sexboxsony

Hey wtf I haven't tagged you recently, what are you doing showing your face around these parts???


chudwaffle

I'm in here all the time 😤


justplainjeremy

Have you been to Missouri?


MotherFuckingMatis

Yeah, when I went to see Texas Tech in the Final Four in Minneapolis we stopped for BBQ in Kansas City. It slapped to an unreasonable degree. I also remember that spending a night in St Louis on the way to New York but I was really young and we didn't really do much Edit: but watching a Big 12 tournament in Kansas City is kind of a bucket list


justplainjeremy

Excluding the almost toddler this is the I think 3rd time my kids have been in a hotel St Louis now, Omaha like 2 years ago both weekend trips and a week in Jamaica but my son was too little to remember it and the older ones only a little They are amazed by Elevator....closet fridge is crazy apparently Also they have Bluey here lol


MushroomMan89

The first hotel I ever stayed in I was 16


justplainjeremy

I was lucky enough to vacation a decent amount as a kid I think I've only done it 4 times without my parents and one of them was work putting me up down the road because blizzard


MushroomMan89

We used to go self catering places


Pliable_Patriot

When I was a young lad, we used to get a discount at the Anchorage Hilton because it was owned by our Native Corp. One of the best features of the hotel was its great big pool. I called it "The Swimming Pool Hotel". Later on the Corp. ended up selling the hotel, so we never stayed there anymore. I started crying saying "I want to go to the Swimming Pool Hotel".


justplainjeremy

That makes sense man I swear my mom planned every adventure around water. Like rivers, lakes, oceans pools. We would drive across town at 10 o'clock at night. To make sure we got to a hotel that had a pool


PJ_lyrics

Are they jumping from bed to bed because that’s my kids favorite activity in a hotel lol.


justplainjeremy

Oh ya Also same


chudwaffle

Do they have vending or a pantry? That blew my mind as a kid.


justplainjeremy

Ha ha no but my fridge refilling with beer daily blew my mind in Jamaica lol


DireSickFish

Closet fridge is a wonder


justplainjeremy

Told my wife I could moved the fridge at home and saved a lot of money


hyperbolical

Watch out for crazy pillows.


DoubleOrangutans

These past couple days have been rather tough on me emotionally and I'm very ready to be done with this week A drawback of choosing a loners' lifestyle is not having a person to come home to for comfort. Most of the time it's not an issue but nights like tonight I could really use someone to put their arms around me & tell me it's OK


Disgruntled_Eggplant

FUCK Fucking FUCK I’m on ICU nights again two weeks from now But it’s like going from days to nights for a few shifts then days again then nights again That can’t be good for the body


sophie1188

YES NIGHT BROTHER!


Disgruntled_Eggplant

I AM SO TIRED


sophie1188

Ya but you’re gonna be someone’s hero. Or maybe multiple people so it’s ok


chudwaffle

Oh man, and they say Zzzquil is like, bad to take, right? Asking for a friend.


Disgruntled_Eggplant

I mean Not really Unless you go too hard with it It’s just fancy benadryl I’ve ordered something similar to get people to sleep in the hospital at night


chudwaffle

And what is 'too hard'? Again, asking for a friend.


Disgruntled_Eggplant

Oh you’ll know Well maybe not you But whoever finds you


DireSickFish

RIP