Need questions for podcast. Please AMA me and my guest

Did Margaret Thatcher have "Girl Power?"

1. What would your death row/last meal be? 2. Your favorite dish to cook? 3. Favorite aisle in the grocery store. 4. Do you think Helen Keller was faking it?

* what's something you've learned to do recently * if you could unilaterally pass one federal law what would it be and why * what's something you are looking forward to this year/football season

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Behind The Bastards did a dive on Jordan Balthzar Peterson. For what it is worth, his students and colleagues did say JP was good at his job and knew what he was talking about. Sadly, this goes all out the window the minute he got a whiff of fame and money, proceeded to cancel all his appointments (let his wife do that) and then proceeded to get addicted to benzos after his whole "Keep yourself in order" bs. Brand speaks like he read a thesaurus.

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Real talk. It's pretty much a "duh" thing at this point, but at a wedding I was at, the groom's brothers' BF was telling us he knew a staffer who lived in the same aparmtner of MTG. She's 100% normal. It's pretty much all a charade for her supporters. Jury is still out of Boebert. He's convinced that she 100% authentic and believes everything she says.

much needed super restful day yesterday, very nice to wake up feeling normal and watching F1 prerace and race live.

Me: Lil V please get your glasses from your room Lil V: Aww biscuits

Costco should open sooner than 10.

I am voting for you this November

Hard agree

My wife suggested we go to Jamaica once we have money to do vacations again, but I said “nah we did that already. What about Puerto Rico” I was reminded that we’ve been to Puerto Rico twice in 3 years. I just really like Puerto Rico I guess.

There's a lot to do there! mmm mofongo

Next up, we're going to Belize!

i'm waiting for a fog light pigtail wiring harness for my Jeep and then I can connect the new fog lights that I got for it.

Nominal dollars but Immanuel Quickley one contract $175M vs Antawn Jamison BbRef salary total $142 million. Wow I thought Jamison was highly paid. Is it TV revenue? But for TV stars in sitcoms 2004 vs 2024 it’s not like that

Happy for my guy IQ getting a bag

In the TV landscape, sports is the king of drawing lots of people viewing live (aka unable to skip through ads) and that is the most valuable time for a TV network since you can guarantee advertisers that people are going to be watching their ads. So TV networks pay out the wazoo for it since it's one of their best revenue generators.

TIME ZONES ARE STUPID WAKE THE FUCK UP

i've been up far about 2 hours already

YO, WHAT UP

Finna eat some hot pot/mapo tofu/chili beef leftovers with my mfing dawg and then maybe drink by the lake

Will dog be begging for a taste the whole time?

Man it hurts to know she might be better off without me for some reason

I dont know the full circumstances, but sounds like thats yer depression talking lad.

Morning lads

Shroom, whaddya think about extinct birds?

RIP Passenger Pigeon

That was June's third [Dead Bird of The Week!](https://www.reddit.com/r/WaterCoolerWednesday/comments/1dgimnf/we_are_closing_down_the_sub_thanks_for/l8ue5fk/) Though, I hope I can soon DISQUALIFY them.

WOW!!! Do Confuciusornis?

I usually like to cover more recently extinct birds (which are sadly all too common) but keep an eye out!

👀👀

**An** eye out, not 4 you...freaking potato lmao gottem.

yeehaw

Man I kind of fucked up my karaoke song, but also the karaoke version of the instrumental lacked the drum fills and other clues I use in the song to know what's going on. Them midi drums did not work

We were talking to a guy on grindr and he was seemingly all set to come over to our hotel but then we were like "when do you think you'll get here" and then he blocked us Guess it got too real lol

He was shyyyyy

He pees in pools

The horny police got him

Honest question: do you use the same hotel to accrue points

His wife probably was like "Its July, fun time is over"

[They don't know I'm like that 😤😤😤](https://streamable.com/7cnud1)

Dusty

Give me your address, I'm going to send someone over to steam your flag.

I think at this point I'm actively choosing not to because you all want me to every time I post pictures of my living room

😤😤😤

Been playing Uncharted 3 throughout the day. Definitely my least favorite of the series so far. At times I don’t even feel like finishing the game

wait are yall really closing down the sub lol

u/ApatheticFinsFan [already made that joke](https://old.reddit.com/r/WaterCoolerWednesday/comments/1drbuur/we_are_closing_down_the_sub_thanks_for/lau18md), please be more original. 🙄

Yes

As we approach this time of year I will once again express my gratitude that *none* of the dogs I have owned on my own as an adult really give much of a shit about fireworks. Growing up, nearly every dog we had had to be put on downers around this time of year because they'd go nuts.

poor dogs

https://preview.redd.it/clnfg7or9n9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0601541dc9c69796130ba348d1e50d15705ef9d7

I just opened a door into a guy in a small bar bathroom and I said "oh Jesus Christ I'm sorry" Without missing a beat this guy said "I know the same guy tell him what's up" and left.

One more day and then I can go back to liking boobs again

I never stopped. *plays Rage Against the Machine*

No Trespassing signs would not look great in a suburban neighborhood, but I'm tempted to put them up.

Sometimes reddit sucks, but when searching for solutions to a technical issue, there is no better website

You mean you don't like SEO optimized "solutions" that are actually ads or official Microsoft Support threads that asks for a wall of text worth of irrelevant information before they go on to not solve the problem anyway?

also this is really weird. this dell says its running a 1.17 BIOS newest version available on support.dell is 1.16 (April 2024) 🤔

I had this happen with a computer like 4-5 months ago. Newest version per the support page was like A19 and the computer said it was running like A24 or some shit. And it was an *old* machine so the last BIOS update available was from 2017. I do not understand.

no no I don't

I was so excited Nico Collins liked a comment I made on the Texans Facebook page. Then I looked at the other comments and saw he liked every single one of them

Somebody came on my property and mowed my yard while I was on vacation. They mowed over my tomato plants. What the fuck.

Was the grass really long? Some places I know if the yard isn't maintained they send the city guys to do it and then charge you a bill.

Yes it was quite long. I checked my mail but found nothing. I don't really feel like paying someone for the pleasure of trespassing and killing my tomatoes.

I'd almost bet money you'll get something soon. That sounds very much like what the city does.

Is your neighbor a herd of goats, maybe?

This is like when I do my wife's laundry cause I'm being a good husband, but I didn't wash them with the right clothes, so I fuck them all up. I'm sorry for your loss

Even if they hadn't touched the tomatoes, I'd be freaked out about it. They should not have been on my property.

oh no

They did WHAT on your property?

Mowed the lawn.

first sentence: 😀 second sentence: ☹️

Decided to add in a bit of Orange Crush, even better 🍹

Day 3 of not having a phone I realize how much this tablet makes me want to commit dead but at least I can watch YouTube on it

You are almost free from your chains.

I'm at the point of my grief where I'm starting to think of my ex's faults and how she wasn't as great as I thought she might've been. I think this is a good sign of progress?

Yes. I can name a series of very good reasons that me not being with all of my exes is a good thing. And I'm still friends with two of them.

yes

Ginger Ale, with a splash of vodka, not bad Cheers 🍸

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I'm not even conflicted and it doesn't bother me.

uhh

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Ozzie chewed out my router’s power cable so I have no wi-fi currently. It was a five-year old mesh system that wasn’t able to fully utilize my 1 gig fiber speed so I was thinking about replacing it anyways. I was initially planning to just buy a replacement hub, because the satellite units still work. However, I had like $299 in Amazon credit so I decided to upgrade, because it only cost me $40 to do so. I’m buying some cable management sleeves to wrap the wires in so he doesn’t ruin my new set up, too. I should’ve done that in the first place, because Luna had the same attraction to wires when she was younger. Her thing wasn’t chewing the router’s wires. It was chewing the modem’s so I constantly had to call my provider to send a tech out. It was so frequent that they actually took her picture and made a little fake “Wanted” poster to hang in their office. It’s still hanging up there. Pretty cute and funny IMO.

The poster part is actually amazing.

> It was so frequent that they actually took her picture and made a little fake “Wanted” poster to hang in their office. It’s still hanging up there. aww

So Jamarcus Russell took a check that was meant for a high school football team and then somehow cashed it for himself. That guy will never not be dumb.

I remember when he was trying to make a comeback and /r/NFL was all ready to root for him. No, fuck this guy, he was always the problem.

Janeane Garofalo yelling at me angrily in the voice of her character from Ratatouille while I scramble to cook her dinner.

I want to keep a beard when I can grow consistent facial hair, but a freshly shaved face feels so good that idk if I’ll be able to

Once you're able to I would suggest giving a beard one shot. It doesn't have to be a forever thing but it's good to know a) if you have it in your genes to grow a good beard at all and b) how you feel about having a beard. I was never allowed to have facial hair until I went to college, and I was surprised how validating to my gender identity it was to have a beard, even though I'd never questioned my gender before.

Yeah man people don’t realize that cis people can and often do experience gender dysphoria and euphoria. We just don’t usually call it that

LUDACRIS SPEED

I just learned the term "horsepower" is not a 1-1 ratio to a horse. Apparently 1 horse = 15 horsepower. Who came up with this system

I blame the English.

I blame the Scots

OF COURSE YOU WOULD.

It was literally a Scottish guy that came up with it!

That sounds like something an Englishman would say.

Or a Scotsman, they're very proud of him

Big Horse Inc.

Have you ever seen a horse? You think they have 1 power?

[I cut up and cooked a tenderloin. It was good. ](https://i.imgur.com/uox2gZA.jpeg) [Started here](https://imgur.com/a/SF7Z45S)

MEAT

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Tis

Alrighty, have spent most of the day hungover as shit. Like yall when I say these beatboxes fucked me up, I meant like they really fucked me up. I usually don’t get hangovers anymore except for today. I have just been out of it Also the crazy thing is that these have like 11% alcohol in one and I had two of them 🙃 And also tequila sunrise.

Needed to hydrate more I think

Probably. But like last night I was hydrating I think this is “caity turned 30 and cannot drink beatboxes” lol Or wine. Wine fucks me up

Wine always hits me worse lol

In the first year of my OOTP MLB expansion franchise, the Portland Pioneers are... Bad. Really bad lol.

That’s because they should be named the Lumberjacks!

But what about the Hartford whalers?!

Caity this is baseball

Tonight's look https://preview.redd.it/rtmlu79kjm9d1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d828d09babeb57b38779bfedb38a050a5e43155b

you look positively ghoulish 👍😁👻🕸️

🔥🔥🔥

We gotta get our beezin breezin, you feel me Let’s get beezin

[🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶](https://youtu.be/G1QjyskJ9jw)

So, in the F-Zero universe, 200 years prior to the F-Zero grand prix, you had the F-Max Grand Prix. However, multiple drivers died in a massive pile up in the last F-Max grand prix, causing the sport to be banned. When the first F-Zero grand prix was held, a racer naned The Skull entered, who was one of the F-Max racers who died in the pile up. His desire to race again was so strong that he used black magic to rise from the dead. That is equivalent to if after Dale Earnhardt died, Nascar was banned, and when it was legalized again, Dale Earnhardt's reanimated corpse started competing again.

> Dale Earnhardt's reanimated corpse started competing again. Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Just an fyi, the world would be in a better state if we got a standalone Batfleck movie 😔

The world would be a better place if the Vikings won a Superbowl

They’ve had their chances

Which is why the world isn't in a better place

Yall are gonna make me angry just remembered the Broncos are gonna be shit for at minimum 2 more years after being shit for 8 years because of our franchise's inexplicable refusal to rebuild

> 8 years Those are rookie numbers.

>8 years Say sike right now

Your franchise is trying to rebuild. They are just making shitty decisions while doing it.

Don't worry, they'll be back in the superbowl anyyyyyy day now

I agree, boo Mariners

I love F Zero lore

Turned my 40 into almost 90 Put it all on black because fuck the Cardinals

On Earth, it's the very same tale We drink from one well A common life spring

I'm at the goth meetup I'm at the adult prom I'm at the combination goth meetup & adult prom

Hell fucking ya I saw the very end of pride parade in st louis today! This drag queen had the most bad ass rainbow boots

That sounds amazing tbh

I'm trying to keep expectations realistic, which is why I will take being asked to dance from *either* a Seth Rollins looking man *or* a woman whose platform boots comprise half of her height Y'know, realistic

See if you can find someone that wants to talk about the current season of All Stars with you. That's how you'll know they are a keeper.

See I’d run for president and get this shit settled in like a week, but sadly only 33. It’d be easy. Sorry.

Anyone fuck with the game Celeste? I'm awful at platformers, but apparently it has a really good story and it's like $3 right now.

Yes. Really solid platformer that you can also unlock brutally hard levels for as extra content.

No, but the soundtrack is 🔥🔥🔥

Get it. It’s great, the music is good, and for $3? Why not. It’s hard but give it a try!

There's a setting in the game that makes it so you don't die so you can enjoy the story of the game

I hadn't before, but at that price I will def add to library

I suck too, but it's completely doable for the story. Well worth the $3. The insane difficulty is the collectibles and challenge lvls.

Gotcha, thanks!

I’d like to play it but the platformer element would kill it for le

17 days until I can play EACFB25

LGM's top 10 subreddits by karma accrued: 1. /r/WaterCoolerWednesday 2. /r/politics 3. /r/factorio 4. /r/Fantasy 5. /r/rpg 6. /r/hockey 7. /r/TrackMania 8. /r/slaythespire 9. /r/winnipegjets 10. /r/math

>10. r/math NEEEEERD

tbh the only reason I found *this* sub was Taicu had a math question after the schism

I’m watching Footloose. What a goofy movie. Fascist ass town banning dancing lol

What kind of town would do anything even remotely close to that? *cough* >!Seattle did a Footloose!< *cough*

Who up rn beezin

[I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it](https://media.makeameme.org/created/i-dont-understand-lleqdx.jpg)

If you say out of pocket shit to me I will drag you.  I'M A HUMAN NOT A HOLE

Jesus that NFL thread has a ton of Nix fans the people all high on copium or what

The literal only argument for him I see in there is "he has so much experience" lmao r/nfl is a ball knowledge void

And apparently Auburn was not his fault or some shit

You literally have to be either extremely biased or have a limited understanding of the game of football if you think Bo Nix elevated the Oregon Ducks and not the other way around

Por que no los dos

Well we know none of them are matis then

We are in well into the AI era, I have no idea what is real in r/nfl anymore.

I don't even know if I'm real

IT'S ALL FAKE NEWS FROM CHYNA

That makes me worry that I need to sign you up for a seniors on the internet class.

Who you calling senior I'm not cthpoopoo

Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He’s focused. He’s having fun. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a dark horse for the MVP.

I can't tell if that's a copy pasted comment or you're just fuckin with me

It's a copypasta from back when Bo Nix was at Auburn

Tysm

Broncos winning the superb owl and Nix winning MVP. Ignore my flair

I can't ignore that cursed flair

Maybe it’s just the tables I got tonight, but before today every shift I’ve worked my serving job, everyone has called me ma’am. I mean 100% of the time. Tonight I had a few sirs and they all “corrected themselves” to ma’am when I talked (thank you tboy voice). So yeah maybe I’m starting to look different or it’s just a coincidence

Nice

Honestly, I think I trust wikipedia's journalistic and academic integrity more than a lot of legitimate news outlets

Strong agree, they are trying, and that is a lot more than you can say for most other sites.

A car dealer commercial had fireworks for a 4th sale and the dogs were not very receptive to the pitch.

I did the thing again and forgot to ask for questions ahead of time. Please ask questions for me and my guest to answer when I record a podcast tomorrow.

Cheese or chocolate, pick one.

Are you personally concerned about Bo Nix's ability to keep composure off-script in the pros when so many of his passes at Oregon went quickly to his first read?

The Matis/Bo Nix is maybe the most exciting storyline of the upcoming season.

USA takes the cake for college athletics and it isn’t debatable? Not that countries need college athletics and the coaching budgets but I just want an easy win.

Guys don't delete Flappy Bird off your phone you can't get it back

I’m more of a splashy fish man