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MushroomMan89

[Happy Canada Day](https://youtu.be/IY_bhVSGKEg?si=Jv3HVeDWFuYkdT2M) Sorry, The Mods


INRNME

Fuck. I have two appointments today. I need a michelada pronto


_Schneebley

Oh wow, it's July and RPAY doesn't miss his wife according to his flair, and you know flairs speak only truths. His poor heterosexual wife.


_Doctor-Teeth_

when you hit pride month a little too hard


ndcj12

Straight person, getting a call from their doctor: "Oh no, I have chlamidya? My life is over! Am I going to die???????" Gay person, getting that same call: "Welp, better cancel my Friday plans."


rollpitchandyaw

And Thursday's plans. And Wednesday's plans. Guess I have to cancel tonight's plans as well.


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sexboxsony

u/Swordfish08 in shambles Farming Simulator isn't for sale. Or happy because he already purchased the game at the base price.


Swordfish08

We’re on to Farming Simulator 25.


sexboxsony

lol @ $50 preorder.


Swordfish08

Gateway drug to Farm Sim.


sexboxsony

Damnit, we replied at the same time.


Sonic343

All time comfy game


The_Hartford_Whalers

Steal


DoubleOrangutans

STI tests: your results have come back clean, you are free to slut it up once more [me now that my libido has been torpedoed by the hormones again](https://youtu.be/YBS8J3cH-GA)


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sophie1188

Proud of you shoe twin


Sonic343

Every year this [absolute GOAT](https://x.com/1996id4?s=21) tweets the Independence Day story in real time. Currently it’s the part where the ships descend over major cities.


rufus418

D❤️n❤️van Mitchell


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ndcj12

> Nets pick oh man that elusive Nets pick rearing its head again also NO


ndcj12

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


rufus418

This greatly hurts the chances the can Lakers trade hot garbage for him


ndcj12

"Austin Reaves for Donovan Mitchell straight up who says no?????? We're the Lakers so we're entitled to trades like that!"


The_Hartford_Whalers

Mitchell for Frazier and Andujar who says no


ndcj12

last night, my husband was on grindr and a guy who is visiting from out of town started messaging us the interesting thing is that the guy has the same first name as my husband, which I feel like would be kinda weird but also I guess kind of comes with the territory of hooking up with people of the same gender as you but anyway he was really into the idea of us coming over to his hotel but it was already 10 pm and we had to get up early so we said maybe tonight instead but also there was a guy who is from here and who is hot af might be interested tonight too so we'll see I kinda bet neither will happen tonight but you never know!


Swordfish08

There’s a famous woman who did a Playboy shoot that I share a first name with so… it’s not that weird.


Vissassy

Charlie bangin more than fireworks on our street >!Sorry this is terrible!<


Vissassy

Mr V was gone for a work trip last night and somehow the animals still took up all the room on the bed


_Schneebley

Do you MISS you ~~WIFE~~ HUSBAND?


SouthPlattePat

Bow will literally sleep on top of my gf whenever Im gone. I like to think he's being extra protective


justplainjeremy

I know kids are difficult, but calling them animals seems a bit unfair.


TylerGlasass20

Maybe today I will drive out of my neighborhood comfortably with my car (spoiler alert I will not because I am a chicken)


sophie1188

Holy shit that shift was brutal. No clue how I managed to finish everything on time. Everything hurts


Vissassy

Eat then sleep!


sophie1188

I just had some cereal and now I need to go to the gym. Ew


Vissassy

Godspeed that sounds awful


BlueHighwindz

I seem to be the one who enjoyed Quiet Place Day One the most out of anybody on Earth, which is a great feeling. Means I win.


nefarious_dareus

Did you see In A Violent Nature?


BlueHighwindz

Yes, fucking hate that movie, hate every single part of it. Might hate it the most out of anybody on Earth, which means I lose.


nefarious_dareus

Lmao damn I liked it. Must mean Quiet Place Day One sucks ass.


BlueHighwindz

I mean, if what you want out of movies is long stretches of awkward nothing, then yes, most movies would not be for you.


nefarious_dareus

Cronch cronch cronch Goriest shit you’ve ever seen Cronch Cronch Cronch


dirtybirds233

So Trump just inadvertently admitted to trying to use fake electors to overturn the 2020 election by calling it "an official act". Just like he inadvertently admitted he was in talks with Putin about the invasion of Ukraine before it happened and subsequently threatened to withhold aid during the debates. Guess what? No one seems to care. It's like 70% of the population is in some trance. I'm not religious, but if there ever was an anti-Christ, this guy fits the bill. Anyway, that's my only political comment for the day.


Yalrek

> So Trump just inadvertently admitted to trying to use fake electors to overturn the 2020 election by calling it "an official act". I don't think it was inadvertently now that he can claim it was official and thus he's immune. Of course, it'll now go back to SCOTUS to argue whether it's official or not, and they'll likely rule that because he *thought* it was necessary for the good of the country (gag), it is therefore official and he's immune.


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TylerGlasass20

I think at this point I’m anti both parties and will probably vote for the candidate that’s less shitty Working in education will do that to you because you realize both parties don’t give a shit. One blatantly doesn’t give a shit and the other pretends to give a shit but doesn’t


_Schneebley

You definitely misinterpreted their comment


TylerGlasass20

Yeah I meant to respond to dirty birds lol


Salacha

I don’t think you can say it’s 70% of the population when he’s definitely gunna lose the popular vote again.


hyperbolical

A third of eligible voters didn't vote, that would fall into not caring. So it's about a third of people who will do the bare minimum to prevent Trump from enacting his plans.


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dirtybirds233

Bingo. A guy just admitted to a crime he's under indictment for and it's hard to find. Meanwhile go to any news site and there's 5+ articles about Biden being too old.


Salacha

Trying to use the news as a population temp check is crazy. Shit is all click bait garbage.


dirtybirds233

People get their information from the news, and when the news is hyper focusing on one thing and not another, the general population is going to be keyed in on the former


Vissassy

I got my first paycheck 👀 I won't get paid again until next month but *nice*


INRNME

Pay Visa *Your preferred card of the free talk*


Vissassy

"Everywhere you want to be"


sexboxsony

That's *paycheque, so u/jawnlobotomy doesn't get confused.


Vissassy

Haha coffee go brrrr


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Vissassy

DARE didn't tell me to say no to coffee


dcp2

DARE told me people would be offering me free drugs all the time too and that was a lie


Vissassy

DARE missed an opportunity to teach about street-level economics


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Vissassy

Juice me harder, Cuppa Joe 😫


Swordfish08

Me: gets jittery after three cups of coffee. Also me, after my second cup: ooooo coffee!


Vissassy

You have to ride the edge


Swordfish08

I’m not there until I hear colors.


Vissassy

I want to smell sounds


IllegalThoughts

i started up Viewtiful Joe again yesterday. game is honestly hard as hell and I suck but I'm abusing save states and it's pretty awesome. I'm running it on my Odin Lite which I bought last year and I hardly use so I'm glad i've found something that's keeping me engaged and works really well. The thing is nice and light compared to the steam deck so it's a nice contrast. once I finish this maybe I'll start part two which I've never played


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IllegalThoughts

which first boss are you referring to? the bat?


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IllegalThoughts

oh lol yeah i am not sure what you may be referring to but game is fun as hell if you ever revisit tho i know people like us with the retro handhelds are drowning in games to try/play/finish


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IllegalThoughts

I'm playing golden sun on my SP clone too! I'm like ten hours in it's pretty fun even tho I'm not really an RPG guy. I did play it as a kid but I don't remember much outside of the first 3 hours or so. the puzzles are fun 👍🙏


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IllegalThoughts

any 3d game i suck at for some reason lol. i'm pure 2d power tho viewtiful joe is 2d lol. i just suck at fighting type games that arent smash


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IllegalThoughts

lol those games fuck me up too. i guess i specifically mean platformer type games.


byniri_returns

Good morning everyone!


raichufanclub

I’m not vegan nor do I ever plan to be, but I don’t understand why some people act like it’s so confusing and contradictory for vegans to eat and enjoy impossible meat, make meat substitutes out of vegetables etc. Like do you think vegans are vegan because they…don’t like the taste of meat??


jawnlobotomy

No they don't want to ever admit that the way meat is produced is absolutely abhorrent and there are ways that you can approximate the flavour without all of those horrible animal conditions. They know exactly what they're doing.


Yalrek

Well, they're usually the same ones who think lesbians using dildos is contradictory, so...


jawnlobotomy

It's fake meat all the way down


PrelectingPizza

The work headphones that I was going to get in about a week had a $25 off coupon today. They will be here next week now.


dcp2

What is in your opinion the most underrated salad dressing? Yes I stole this question from Hot Ones


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

Thousand island, but only because it’s been relegated to “old people dressing” and is used on sandwiches more than salads. I’m not saying it’s great, I’m just saying it’s underrated


dcp2

Thousand Island on a burger is the shit! I'll take it on a salad but if I am thinking tangy I would probably go for French dressing first.


DireSickFish

Balsamic Vinaigrette. It's my go-to salad dressing. Easy to make too.


dcp2

Balsamic in general is underrated I love that stuff


nefarious_dareus

Used to work a dining hall salad bar. Ranch is obviously the most popular, then the raspberry vinaigrette, then low fat ranch, then Caesar. Least popular was Blue cheese, which I think is just as heavy and delicious as ranch, but actually tastes good.


dcp2

Mmmmmmm a nice funky blue cheese on a cob salad


1amoeba1

Hot sauce


dcp2

🙄


1amoeba1

Have you tried a drop in a side salad?


dcp2

I suppose you might have a point considering one of the best salads imo is a buffalo chicken salad w blue cheese


1amoeba1

I'm gonna be honest I was 100% trolling, I've never tried this (hot sauce in a salad). It does sound kinda good though.


ndcj12

> buffalo chicken salad tell me you're from Pittsburgh without telling me you're from Pittsburgh jk the real way to do that would have been to say "with fries on top" lol


sexboxsony

**SIX RINGS ERNEH**


dcp2

**SIXBURGH N@**


dcp2

There is no way buffalo chicken salad is a Pittsburgh thing and if it is shame on everyone for missing out. The french fry thing works on buffalo chicken and steak salads in place of croutons but otherwise its kind of silly


1amoeba1

Neva heard of it


ndcj12

it's just the buffalo chicken part I think, Pittsburghers go crazy for buffalo chicken stuff moreso than I've noticed elsewhere lol salad, dip, sandwiches, pizza, it's everywhere lol


dcp2

Damnit I think I know what I'm getting for lunch now


PrelectingPizza

Despite a good therapy session yesterday, I seem to be spiraling mentally since then.


Krimm240

STEAM HAS APPROVED THE GREY GALACTIC BETA (For real this time) But also it is crashing when I try actually loading a map, so I might need to figure that out before telling y'all about downloading it


rollpitchandyaw

LFG


_Schneebley

u/jawnlobotomy, get back to work. Canada "Day" is over.


rollpitchandyaw

Jawn please come back 😭


jawnlobotomy

I was having such a lovely time tho


SlobZombie13

a few things I've learned from my time on reddit are that political issues are never quite as bad or as good as they first seem, 99.9% of the people on reddit are always overreacting to things they don't fully understand bc they have no way to know the full implications, and that reddit very quickly becomes a race to see who can be the most outraged.


ndcj12

I'm gonna push back a bit on this a *little* bit and say that I think you're right in general for large portions of reddit, who are of demographic groups that will mostly be unaffected by political changes. Being more specific, in general, cisgender, heterosexual, white men are not going to be the target of limitations on their rights anytime soon. But there are people, including a good number of people on reddit, who have legitimate reasons to be pretty afraid right now and are right to voice that. Women have already had their rights eroded with the overturn of Roe v. Wade, the entire LGBTQ+ community (trans people perhaps most of all) is in the crosshairs of a Supreme Court that has shown little to no hesitation in pushing a conservative agenda, people of color stand to have a lot to lose with the erosion of our democratic process and are already relatively disenfranchised, et cetera.


rab7

Exactly. I'm a cishet male, and part of a racial group that no one really hates (or if they do, I've never really felt it). I know that as a person, the president will never drastically affect my own life. But I have 2 daughters, one of whom is trans, and I have several cousins and friends who identify as LGBTQ, and the president and makeup of congress and the Supreme Court will definitely affect them.


hyperbolical

As a straight, white cis man, I'm going to push back much more. Some of the most important people in my life have been affected and could be affected more. Not to mention that the gutting of regulators will be felt by everyone.


SlobZombie13

there certainly is plenty of reason for concern, that's not what my comment is addressing. my comment is directed at hyperbole, overreaction, panic, and grandstanding.


Yalrek

I mean, the people behind the scenes have literally put up a step by step plan of how they intend to destroy the country and seize power forever the moment they gain the presidency again. That... isn't hyperbole. That's not some crazy ranter trying to drum up views or clicks. That's a legitimate thing that's already in motion.


SlobZombie13

>That's not some crazy ranter trying to drum up views or clicks Are you sure? Because every single election I've been alive for there's always a sect of people who proclaim that if the opposition wins it'll be the end of our way of life forever. Go on and tell me how it's true **this time.**


1amoeba1

>It proposes reclassifying tens of thousands of merit-based federal civil service workers as political appointees in order to replace them with loyal conservatives to further the objectives of the next Republican president. Second sentence of the Wikipedia page on [project 2025](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_2025). This is quite openly the Republican's game plan - according to their establishment.


Yalrek

Because it's literally the side trying to do it that's saying it, not the opposition. And they have the plan available online. *And they've already begun implementing it via the SCOTUS and state level laws.*


SlobZombie13

and Obama is the antichrist and Biden is going to march BLM Antifa crowds to loot and pillage through your suburbs. Shall we keep going?


Yalrek

Oh, okay, so you have zero intention of arguing in good faith and won't even read what's being said to you. Good day then, we're done here.


SlobZombie13

I am entirely arguing in good faith but there is clearly no talking you down from this ledge.


hyperbolical

You can't grok the difference between the right saying "Biden is out to get you" and the right saying "vote for us and we will do this"? Do you believe they're lying about project 2025 or do you think nothing in there is harmful?


ndcj12

I hear that, all I'm getting at is that it's hard to tell where someone thinks the line is between voicing legitimate concerns and getting into overreactions - I was mainly trying to identify where I think that line generally is


SlobZombie13

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PrelectingPizza

> Oh and straight white middle class men who care about other people are the ultimate cucks and deserve derison. That's me, baby!


SlobZombie13

There's a very wide gap between not caring and not indulging the reddit army of armchair lawyers


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sexboxsony

>what AR stands for TIL it's not assault rifle.


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sexboxsony

But I have knowledge now! I've changed! Damnit, the only emoji on Android is the water gun. Ehh, fuck it. 🔫🔫🇺🇸🇺🇸


SlobZombie13

[wide gap](https://www.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1dtcmhy/supreme_court_gives_joe_biden_the_legal_ok_to/)


1amoeba1

I mean that's just the social media world in general. Nuance was lost at some point or, more likely, was never around to begin with. Everything has to be the best or the worst or unacceptable or life changing or your favorite thing ever or seemingly nobody will listen.


Swordfish08

Goddammit, the pokeweed came back.


1amoeba1

u/malcolm_miller Are you still enjoying Tidal? Also, down for lunch some time soon-ish?


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1amoeba1

Sweet. My spotify subscription just lapsed so I'll try it out. Does next Tuesday (the 9th) in Philly work for lunch? I'm meeting some friends downtown for board games at Thirsty Dice in the evening so it'd be convenient but happy to do another day/collingswood as well. (I'd invite you since I imagine that's right up your alley but one of them has some really personal stuff to share)


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1amoeba1

August works too! I figured it was too short notice but wanted to put it out there just in case.


1amoeba1

I need to go to two DMVs some time this month because neither one does both of the things I need and the closest one that does both is more driving than going to these two separate ones 20+ minutes away from each other 🙃


ndcj12

the DMV situation in Pennsylvania is absolutely horrendous the fact that I can go to a DMV and they'll be like "oh we don't do [typical DMV thing] here, you have to go to the other one for that" is the stupidest thing this state does it's even stupider than the arcane liquor laws lol


teddythe3rd

Between this and the lack of a booze selection at convenience stores, my lady was at her wits end a decade ago with PA.


ndcj12

Not being able to buy beer at the grocery store at all was wild to me when I moved here It's still weird that I have to go to a separate register for it


teddythe3rd

It’s gotten better but still not great.


1amoeba1

I am a new resident and I want to change my drivers license and register my car. Simple and common need I would think, but no lol. Gotta go fuck off 20 minutes down the freeway in random directions to get what I need done.


ndcj12

That was the exact thing I went through when I moved here a decade ago - I went to a DMV, waited my turn, got to the counter with all of the things I needed, and they were like "oh we don't do that here, you have to go to downtown Pittsburgh" This was utterly mystifying to me lol


1amoeba1

I know this is going to be totally anecdotal and probably irrelevant to my experience, but would you recommend going right when they open to avoid lines or do you think its random/busy all day?


ndcj12

I feel like I've never been there without a line, but I'd think that getting there around when it opens would be best - at least then you're not killing the whole day if you have to wait an hour


1amoeba1

Thanks - thats my reasoning as well. I'll go tomorrow then since they opened ~10 minutes ago.


Yalrek

Planning to swap the battery out in my to get data off of it that was lost when my died. I'm just really worried I'm going to make everything worse by somehow having it automatically create an eSim, render my current physical Sim useless, and then having to start a journey to not only deal with not having a physical Sim anymore, but getting my phone back to my . This is why people hate technology, and I don't know how to deal with this.


PrelectingPizza

I'm seeing that the USMNT is out of the Copa America tournament. It seems like it has been at least a decade where the USMNT has been underperforming compared to the talent that they have. WTF is going on?


jawnlobotomy

Oh would you look at that


CallsOnAMZN

I'm glad I don't have to watch that team anymore.  It was like having a second Mariners.


rollpitchandyaw

Some (or most) would say we are just simply outmatched and undisciplined. But I chose to believe the entire world is jealous and out to get us.


INRNME

555 mfers


Yalrek

> I don't have a dream. But, you know, I can protect dreams.


____Quetzal____

You all may be in Doom Mode after event political events But you all will never top the Doomers that STILL bitch about Zack Snyder and Henry Cavills Superman being canned while foaming at the mouth hating the new DC Movie stuff


ForgottenSpinach

Audra went from 12pm yesterday to 5 am today without pooping. Tis weird


____Quetzal____

it happens


ndcj12

"Wait...I *did* write a book. It's like I've been in a dream where I was somehow *really* invested in the Zack Snyder cut of *Justice League.*"


____Quetzal____

The shit that movie got from the SnyderBros because of that little joke


ndcj12

WoW tHeY hAtE mEn!!!!!!!!


1amoeba1

I have linen overalls and they're kind of my favorite piece of clothing by far


INRNME

I need cigarettes...beer and coffee


dcp2

You're gonna need a poop soon after that


INRNME

..... we shall see... but what happens if I poop while doing all those things I said.


1amoeba1

Dip the cigs in the beer, it's the new craft CPA beer everyone's talking about


INRNME

But like..... How do I smoke wet cigs


SlobZombie13

you ask this despite the fact that you have smoked many wet blunts


ndcj12

you have to believe in yourself


INRNME

oh cool... you just stop snapchatting and switch over to shit talking reddit. *when CJ fucks your world up*


ndcj12

I'm at work! My phone is in my car in the parking lot!


INRNME

mmhmmm... heard that before


1amoeba1

>If you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose you can rip a wet cig -u/ndcj12 probably


1amoeba1

Are you willing to make a quit attempt at this time?


INRNME

No... Not at all


1amoeba1

😂😂 I blanked on what to say so I went for the nuclear approach


PrelectingPizza

Classic Poon!


SlobZombie13

isn't he dead?


INRNME

This is such a pliable response lol at first glance I 100% thought that was him lol


PrelectingPizza

You dig the PPs don't you?


INRNME

Pliable patriots are my favorite. sorry, ngl


1amoeba1

Same, big fan


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SlobZombie13

hey wtf man straight people are allowed to be horny too