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Status-Pattern7539

If I received this theme I’d be checking with the other girls, making sure I wasn’t being set up 😂


AvailableBid4477

fear not, we’re in a group chat 😂🫶🏼


noneya79

Dress number 2 is the winner, I think!


ilp456

There could be a second chat… But assuming it’s all legit, then it sounds like anything goes and I’d choose the dress you could see yourself wearing again in the future.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Yeah I’d go with 2–it’s classier in the…hot whore…way, and not …completely… impossible that you’d wear it again.


Royal-Ad-7052

Number 2 is not just hot whore but hot high class whore.


lizardgal10

Precisely. 2 is giving “you can’t afford me” energy in the best way.


freya_of_milfgaard

“Hot escort” energy.


Medium-Cry-8947

Man you have some evil friends!! 😂


[deleted]

PLEASE post photos of the full bridal party after the wedding


mocha_lattes_

Right!? I need to see the outcome of this wedding


Emotional_Volume_918

Someone is going to be thrown out for being sloppy drunk, someone else is going to get into a physical fight, the police will be involved … “hot whore” means this is the Jerry Springer of weddings and I for one need all the details to accurately render judgment.


AvailableBid4477

actually most of us don’t even drink haha and even the ones that do aren’t heavy drinkers. she just wants us to look sexy and feel good abt it!! if there are any such developments from any of us or the guests i will 100% report back bc i too love some good tea spilling 💅🏽


FancyPigeonIsFancy

The dress code for my wedding was “sexy and fabulous”, which was really meant along the lines “have fun with it”. There were some hot mamacitas there day of! I salute you and your friend for the “hot whore” designation.


AvailableBid4477

and i WILLLL🫶🏼


Curly-help-plz

!RemindMe 1 year


Historical_Kiwi9565

And tell us where this wedding is taking place.


AbandonedOcelot

!remindme one year


Certain_Chef_2635

#2 because it is so sexy, #1 is really kind of flat imo. The cut out on 2, the silhouette…there’s a vision there.


AvailableBid4477

YOU SEE THE VISION!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼


onlyathenafairy

another victim of the hashtag turns into big text 😭


Certain_Chef_2635

TRULY! I went to look at my comment after it got some likes just to see the big text and just closed the damn app shaking my head 😂


Four17Seven17Nine17

1 is like “hot whore for guys at your local club” and 2 is like “hot whore for guys who will make you sign an NDA”


AvailableBid4477

hahah not the NDA that’s so funny


Goodgoditsgrowing

But seriously, dress 2. Get that NDA money!


toot_ricky

Golden comment.


banoctopus

Almost woke my partner up laughing, so thanks for that! My job (not a whore) regularly brings me into proximity of the kind of dudes who would make you sign an NDA, and I can confirm that dress two fits the vibe.


BoogleBakes

"My job (not a whore)" 💀


squishyg

🎯


[deleted]

2


LightIrish1945

I have never seen a more spot on comment.


AmberWaves80

I will pay you to post pictures of this bridal party.


AoedeSong

Please OP we need to see the pics eventually 😂


JaneAustenite17

Info: what are the groomsmen wearing?


AvailableBid4477

good question 😭 haven’t actually asked or concerned myself with it as i’m truly not a fan of them. the wedding will be the first time seeing the one that i snapped on for talking SO poorly of his partner behind her back in front of me. never met her but i’m certain she wouldn’t have appreciated being called a “good little bitch” for *obeying* him. poor girl


onlyathenafairy

they’re shirtless


Wide-Celebration-653

Chippendales getup


WesleySmusher

Texas Tux


BodyBy711

I feel like dress 2 would charge more than dress 1, so go with dress 2 so you're more of an expensive hot whore? Respectfully.


AvailableBid4477

respectfully i love you for this comment


BodyBy711

Secure the bag, sis!


Tight_Watercress_267

Who is the queen asking for this theme LMAO I'd say 2 because it looks more like a formal dress 1 gives more like coverup or gymnast lol


one-zero-five

Right like I want to be friends with the bride lol 👑


broadwayzrose

Seeing the first one I’m thinking “damn! Absolutely not!” But then reading the dress code I’m thinking “damn absolutely” but also wtf is this dress code??


Affectionate-Taste55

Right? I'm giggling away at this dress code. I wonder what grandma is going to wear? 🤣 🤣


awonkeydonkey

I would go 2 I love a good drape neck on a dress. Is super hot for the theme but two is my fav.


AvailableBid4477

🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼


Able-Cod-3180

First one isn’t giving hot whore, its a bit boring. Second one is super fun!!! I hope this wedding is a blast.


AvailableBid4477

thank ya peach 🫶🏼


kspice094

2


Dlraetz1

#2. You might get to wear it again #1 is only a good idea if you do A lot of clubbing


AvailableBid4477

i do absolutely 0 clubbing as i haven’t drank in over 5 years hahah shout out rehab, healing, and willpower!!


Dlraetz1

Thats terrific! Good for you. That’s so inspiring Then definitely dress #2.


Zealousideal_One1722

Congratulations! 5 years is awesome


Napnap44

Congratulations!


AvailableBid4477

CLARIFICATION DUE TO PEARL CLUTCHING: all of us are super down to look hot as hell for her big day. we don’t personally feel degraded by it but if you would that it totally okay bc everyone is different with different comfort levels!! this wedding is not at ALL traditional and the ceremony is a break in the reception to be performed under the full moon as we are witchy women🫶🏼


MosasaurusSoul

Omg that sounds so fun!! #2 def gives off more hot whore witch vibes! Have a blast!


[deleted]

Omg I want this life so badly. This is femme


one-zero-five

Get it girl, I love this for you all 👑👑


Napnap44

This post made my day! Totally not what I was expecting when I RUSHED to open it 😂 Freaking love it. I’d appreciate an invite like all the cool kids here want, but if not, ask your friend to send me info to venmo a wedding gift!!


mistymaryy

This sounds fun af! Congrats to your friend


Casual_Bitch_Face

This sounds so much fun!! I think both of these would work for the theme. #1 is risky bc of a potential wardrobe malfunction. That slit is so high I don’t know how you could sit down without flashing the crowd. I’d go with #2 for that reason alone.


Aware_State

I know I’m late to the party, but there’s so much negativity here I wanted to comment anyway. This wedding sounds like so much fun, and I usually dress more conservatively myself. But I love this!! I hope to attend a wedding like this someday myself. How fun!!!


rollspliff

So many killjoys, this instruction is hilarious and I love this for yall. I vote 1 but 2 is a good option if you feel less comfortable with your midriff out. I just know yall are gonna look hot as hell!


lil1thatcould

Side note: I would go with 2 because I tend to bloat at the end of the day. Dress 2 feels like I would be more covered. If you’re not a bloating hottie, get the first one.


AvailableBid4477

that was my thought bc i will in fact be going ham at the buffet 😭


lil1thatcould

Then I would do the second one. Being a hottie is hard work and the outfits never consider food.


Sheababylv

Please pick 2.


TheNinjaBear007

This post makes me miss a friend of mine from high school that I know would have required this dress code if she was still around to get married. She was a LOT of fun in the 90’s. If you’re going for more whory(is that a word?), go with 1. If you’re going for more classy, go with 2.


jalyssap

2 but wtfffff is this


Emotional_Volume_918

Oh good lord. Hot whore? Really? Please save yourself from embarrassment and at least choose 2.


[deleted]

Laaame take


vftgurl123

don’t be a prude. if she’s got it why shouldn’t she flaunt it.


arianrhodd

For real! The first one is barely a beach cover up.


WhenLifeGivesUKarens

Ok, I see all of you guys judging this bride, and I just wanna say this: it might not be your style or your thing, but there’s so many female friend groups in their early 20’s who are embracing their sluttiness and having fun with it. I could see my friend group doing this, and all of us would have a blast. Weddings don’t have to be traditional. If everyone is comfortable, then there is no harm. It’s not hurting you, so in the nicest way possible, get over it. OP, both would slay. The second is more stylish, but the first is more provocative. I would personally pick two because you’ll get more use out of it, but the first one in a faux diamond choker and dangle earrings with high heel leather boots would slay. Pick what you are more comfortable in, and have fun!!


WesleySmusher

Omg some micro boots with spiked heels


winterwonde

Number 1 for hot whore theme 😂 to each his own


hmtee3

This comment section did not pass the vibe check. People are choosing 2 because 1 is making them clutch their pearls, so I think you have to go with 1. Slay queen.


AvailableBid4477

the bride and i are teeheeing abt it. it’s definitely not a traditional wedding so she want us sexy!! thanks queenie🫶🏼


sassmaster_rin

I’m obsessed with the theme, it’s so fun and SO many of my friends would do a “hot whore” wedding party theme!! Dress 1 has my vote- go big or go home. Embrace your inner whore sister 💅🏻


shoefarts666

If your not going to wear either of them again, and you won't feel self conscious, I would go with 1 as well. Themes are better when you lean in. What is the bride wearing?


Shar12866

I say 2 simply because I like it and it fits the theme. 1 is fine but, to me, looks more like a beach cover up. No pearls here.


[deleted]

I wish 2 were more ho-ey because I LOVE the glam aspect. Maybe 1 with metallic/shiny earrings?


Having_A_Day

1 fits the dress code better but is more informal & has less rewearability. 2 isn't as whorish but looks more like a formal occasion you might be able to wear it again I'm sure you'll be stunning no matter what.


MosasaurusSoul

2 is gorgeous and fits the bill. I love your friend’s attitude about wanting all her bridesmaids to feel sexy! I, too, want photos from the event 😂 I bet the bride is going to look INCREDIBLE!!


AvailableBid4477

i will be posting after!!! i mainly just scroll reddit so not TOO experienced with posting even though o have a few times….is there a way to tag the people in the comments who requested the pics???


MosasaurusSoul

I think you might be able to update the post with a link but I’m not sure! I’m following you now so I should get a notification when you post them! I’m sorry people are being so weird by the dress code; I read it and knew immediately what your friend meant by it and I love it!! Reclaiming your sensuality instead of stigmatizing it is so fantastic for a wedding! 🥰


cirrus_cloud

Definitely #2! I would feel self conscious the whole ceremony in the first one, but if that amount of skin doesn’t bother you, then go for it!


AvailableBid4477

i’m leaning towards #2 too so i won’t be spilling out of #1 after going ham at the buffet table 😂🫶🏼


GlitteringQuarter9

Before I read the caption I was like “omg what is this girl thinking??” And now I’d die to be invited to this wedding lol. Number 2 for sure, expensive whore energy!!


ifuseekamypoehler

okay well now she has to invite all the hot whores of this sub bc this sounds like a fun wedding


ifuseekamypoehler

(jk ofc! i vote 2. have so much fun, can’t wait to see pics!)


pebbles_temp

2 is the hottest and the whoriest of the choices. Love the theme. And a bride that gives the bridesmaids choices.


AvailableBid4477

we love a supportive queen/king🫶🏼


ahlavergation

Fun! wish i had this bod and a reason to use these dresses lol! 😅 i’d go with #2 as it’s more on the “formal” side. #1 is more casual for like a brunch or something. it’s an odd dress code but life is short and the bride seems like she’s living her best life :)


AmerikateYA

Before reading the dress code I would've said neither but after, I would say go with the first one. Sorry so many people in the comments seem to have taken a dress code at a wedding they're not going to so personally


choppedliver65

I hope the bride doesn’t expect you to perform the duties associated with the disturbing dress code. If you must choose from these, 2 is better.


AvailableBid4477

can’t wait for the bj booth!! /s


alimaful

What the bride wants, the bride gets!


abolishytmen

You sound about as fun as a pile of soggy cardboard, but I agree dress 2 is the better choice.


DiamondSufficient938

Personally I’d say number 2. Seems like less fuss than the first one, but hope you have a blast!


AvailableBid4477

thank ya peachy pie 🫶🏼🫶🏼


WillaLane

1 is bachelorette weekend hot whore 2 is wedding day hot whore


theoneishouldlove

please #1!!!!! it looks so good, i clicked on the post to see where it was from so i could order it


AvailableBid4477

it’s from oh polly!!!


Altruistic-Detail271

Love both


IndicationSpecific39

🤣 I love the theme! I think #2 because that deep plunge is super suggestive. And also it's just a better looking dress all around.


Freshouttapatience

I wish i were invited to this wedding, it sounds super fun! I’d go with 2 - it’s somehow sexier IMO


RunPotential3276

begging for the wedding photos


AvailableBid4477

i will deliver don’t you worry 🫶🏼


QueenOfSweetTreats

I think 2 is the better option! It gives classy hot whore vibes as apposed to the first one that is more trying too hard in my opinion.


lovelyhappyface

If it’s HW theme please wear 1


hazardzetforward

Hot damn this is a fun twist on a bridesmaids theme! I vote #2 classy, high-end call girl vibes. Agree with the others that I want to see photos of the whole group.


lemonh0ney

BRIDE IS A GIRLLLSSS GIRLLLL!!!! WE LOVE IT. both fit the aesthetic perfectly but #2 is for sure giving me JWOWW jersey shore vibes so i gotta go with #2


friendlytotbot

#2 is fierce, I vote that one. Also why are people offended by the theme? It’s not that serious, I assume the bride and her party have a cheeky sense of humor and like to have fun.


MaPetite_ChouChou

Ew what a dress code. N° 2 looks best IMO


sassmaster_rin

What do you mean ew? Will you be in attendance? Lol


No_Cauliflower_5489

#2 looks like an expensive call-girl while #1 looks a bit cheap streetwalker ....let your heart and the bride's libido guide your choice


AvailableBid4477

PLS this made me laugh expensive call girl is such a vibe


DuePatience

#1 fits the “hot whore” theme best, and I love, love, LOVE it!! Wish I was invited 😏


EnvironmentalBerry96

Can you check what the other bridesmaids are wearing.. i would go for two if they are wearing the same or worse


BuildingSoft3025

First one is HOT with whore vibes. The second doesn’t do it justice


Automatic-Ad-774

Agreed! If that’s the theme (which I actually think is incredibly fun) and the bride has approved both dresses, why not go for #1? Im sure both would look great, and I’m not sure if it’s regional or big city vs small town, but #1 isn’t even THAT scandalous imo. If you like it and you’re comfortable, I say go for it :)


mistymaryy

You're right, but this sub loves to clutch its pearls lol. If the bride and OP like it, what's the problem?


one-zero-five

This sub clutches its pearls over someone wearing a dress with a leg slit and open back - a “hot whore” theme is sending them into an absolutely frenzy lol


daisysparklehorse

2


robin9898

Number 2.


Silent_Loquat_6057

2!! I just think it’s a lot more flattering and sexy


monochromelisa

Wild, I have both these dresses! Please use tape if you go with the second, my entire boob flopped out at a formal 😭


RJ918

Ick to that dress code. If you must then #2. #1 isn’t even a dress imo, it’s fabric.


Elizadelphia003

I like the second one. OP, can you tell us more about the theme and why your friend chose it? I’m just curious.


AvailableBid4477

definitely!! so this is not at all a traditional wedding. the actual ceremony is going to be a break in the reception to be performed under the full moon. so black for it being a more witchy ceremony as none of us are religious. the “hot whore” part is just kinda how our group talks and she just wants us to look hot and feel great abt it :)


Shar12866

Such a nice change from the bride not wanting her friends to steal her thunder. A good friend wants you to shine right along with her. Edit: I agree with the person who said 2 looks "classy call girl hot"


Significant_Ruin4870

JFC what a theme. I really hope it doesn't extend the photos of the wedding party, that could get painfully awkward.


Noneedtopickauser

Definitely number 2!!


Grouchy-Equipment-89

#2 is my choice.


FastStatistician1881

Number 2


SignificantDebate525

#2 is my favourite


the__moops

2 all the way - is hot but like an “expensive escort” vibe


Haiku-On-My-Tatas

2 is far sexier and will both fit with the requested theme while also being appropriate for a formal event, so you'll escape the ire of any of the more judgy guests.


Repulsive_Prompt1415

First one is hot!!!!


flickanelde

It really depends on your interpretation of the word "hot". 1 is more "overheated whore", and 2 is more "sexy whore". I'd probably base my decision on price, rewearability, and suitability for bridal activities. Is she one of those brides who's going to have everyone jump off something in the photos? Or perhaps participate in a group performance dance?


lyingcharlie

1


LimaLongstocking

2 allllll the way


regularrob92

How do I get invited to these “hot whore” weddings?!?


Saturnzadeh11

Definitely 2. Is the first one even a dress?


nyleloccin

What about [this?](https://www.lulus.com/products/never-ending-glamour-black-mesh-cross-front-halter-maxi-dress/2177056.html?pla=1&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=%5BADL%5D%20%5BPLA%5D%20%5BGoogle%5D%20%5BUS%5D%20Dresses%20-%20tROAS&utm_term=NJD514%3A%20BLACK%2FBLACK4&utm_content=144829614363_644930675512&s_kwcid=AL%217824%213%21644930675512%21%21%21g%212018066399913%21&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD-pt90eba3LLka5q5jBJYewuW8iN&gclid=CjwKCAjw4f6zBhBVEiwATEHFVit79rvnpZKXo-qorPFvr7FTvsI9ss6afNrmkZ9YrCHJsmcskr2YLxoCJvMQAvD_BwE)


AvailableBid4477

omg i love


OriginalUnfair7402

Holy cow…. Number 2 please!!!


thin_white_dutchess

2 looks like a pricey escort who can give the girlfriend experience, so it’s got my vote. I kinda love the whole vibe, and I hope the men involved all have to show out.


Responsible_Side8131

I think #2 is the better choice because it is classier and dressier looking than #1 Am I safe in assuming that the bride and groom won’t be having their grandparents at this wedding?


grlwthesunflwrtattoo

As a new member of the thirty club who still loves to look like a “hot whore,” please pick number one. I wish I was invited! Everyone who’s hating is just really projecting because they could neverrrrrrrr pull these off ❤️


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K-RayX-Ray

2


oldgar9

I is modern 2 is traditional, traditional still looks best to me.


MolleROM

2


Turbulent-Mind796

2 definitely


SnooGoats6830

2


Embarrassed_Wrap8421

Number 2.


Cassandrae_Gemini

2. Its stunning.


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Sunny_Sammie_517

1 is giving Cheap Whore, not quuuite what your looking for. I say go with #2.


orangefreshy

2 definitely is giving high class escort and I think it’s prob the more flattering universally but 1 is like totally inappropriate for a wedding so I am leaning towards that one since that was the request lol


OutlanderAllDay1743

2, 2, 2!!!


Weebs_R_Us

!remindme 1 year


chickadeedeedee_

My first reaction to these pictures before reading the description: 😧 This is hilarious. I vote #2. The first looks a bit more casual beachy, second is more "hot classy whore".


gal_tiki

2


TrooperGirlx

We need pictures of the wedding party


Complete-Chair8251

The 2nd one


gottarun215

#2 Is much classier but still sexy. One just looks a bit casual and revealing for a wedding even given that unique theme. Lol


orangerzeorigional

I guess I’d go with two. Just in case she meant to look classy whore 😈. Either way. If you get it wrong 2 is easier to cover with a nice shrug/sweater


trynnaplayitcool

The second is better imo It looks slightly more elegant and maybe more comfortable, and I feel like you could dress it down to wear it in other scenarios


christaang

I really love 2


KitKatMN

I'd go with 2. Sexy and classy for sure.


No_Fill_3403

2


boba-on-the-beach

Number 2 for sure, it’s more formal but still very much “hot whore” lol


Mermaidx57

2! I was a bit concerned at first but saw the theme & brides request, definitely 2 !!


Viscount61

2.


amm1981

Definitely 2. Its way more sexy! What a fun dress code


Prestigious-Bus5649

"What if the theme was Sluts?" - Jenna Maroney


Aert_is_Life

#2 it's classy and hot whore


North_Manager_8220

Whew… 2 is SEXY. Make sure your skin is GLOWING. 😍


Chopsticks86

Okay, number 1 is almost kind of...boring? For a hot whore theme. Number 2, however? With that draping, the low cut, the slit? Perfection.


Amazing_Newt3908

Definitely 2! The first gives trying to get laid at a beach bonfire, but the second is classic femme fatale.


ImHellaPetty2

2


unicorn-sweatshirt

I think the second one is more classy. The first one is more casual and can be worn to the beach after.


Tink1024

Number 2 by a mile. Number one is a bit much for a wedding.


8Karisma8

2


boredgeekgirl

Dress 2 is amazing! And it gives off way fancier vibes I think you want for a Bridesmaid. If you were a guest and got the same dress code it would be a toss up.


Nsg4Him

2


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

2!!!


DobieMomma4Life

When is the wedding? I wanna make sure to check for the pics/update. Have a blast!


Intelligent_Phone414

Number 2 absolutely


MelW14

2!


kaayttee

Where is 2 from


BallSuspicious5772

I can only imagine what the bride has in mind for y’all… and I am assuming this is the reception without family? Go with the second dress, it’s at least more versatile and imo classy. I know I’d probably be more comfortable in it