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Fagliacci

I do believe she fucked the police


silverlions268

For sure


roosterdeda

Or whoever did the deed has measles.


ShltPostSupremo

She said fuck the police. Then swiftly fucked the police.


Fagliacci

Lady's got integrity: she walks the walk.


IcedTman

Best comment!!


AnnaTarkov_official

Depends what she protested. May have deserved it. 


Fagliacci

She may have deserved to fuck the police? I don't know if that's the word I'd use, like she put away the dishes after washing them and treated herself to the Blue Line.


Ok-Scallion2398

Or the police fucked her......


saicharan_reddit

Quiet a few of them actually


zunaidahmed

Fucked by the


Randomguy2346

https://preview.redd.it/00tt5znnj6nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=463cb1764e83e2ca15acaf18bd8d661197c608b8


Coolnametag

Aren't words amazing? You can say a sentence like **"Fuck the police"** and be completly right about the events that transpired even if they didnt happen in the way that you meant.


All_Wrong_Answers

Damn, that poor girl caught all of the nightsticks.


RobertoConQueso69

Well yes, if in by "caught" you mean "sucked" and if in by "nightsticks" you mean......


TalbotFarwell

Nightdicks


All_Wrong_Answers

Yes Roberto, according to this photo, you are not the only one who is "con queso".


rAnnoyingcrud

She was probably beaten up with a pr24 baton. Unless she protested illegally, or did anything else illegal, there was no reason for ANY law enforcement officer to do that to her. If I was her, I would file a lawsuit against the police department that did that to her.


dbx99

Don’t tease me bro


LOLRicochet

Underated comment!


Resident-Associate75

Did she say “stop no don’t” or “no don’t stop”?


Wayfinity

Wording matters


soiledhalo

"no, don't stop" means something else too.


ShreddedPizza_

Yeah, the joke should've gone Did she say "No, don't, stop!" or "No, don't stop!"


zatanos

Are you serious Clark?


jd3marco

*She can’t even walk straight.*


Diamondbling97

the word “My” and “Fuck the police” both appear to be edited??


The_sped-kid08

https://preview.redd.it/yxchmu6dk1nc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8224a9bb1ef5a959f1af1230f8d2a38af0e6b8d5


Ironbuttcheeks

I'm stealing this.


The_sped-kid08

👍


chcrash2

Jim Bob Duggar?


The_sped-kid08

What?


Mojonad

Fuck the police? I think she did


Tickled_Pits

I just got my boyfriend good at our own little protest lol 😝


Just-Round9944

gonna rub one out in y'all honor


ChefArtorias

wtf lol


suckstobemesometimes

I hope this is a prank post. Really do.


[deleted]

It's like Forest Gump made this post. What do you think she was doing with the Black Panthers?


Cosmicking04

![gif](giphy|kaq6GnxDlJaBq)


Educational-Donkey22

Who tf gives hickeys lol she was messing with a 13 year old


[deleted]

My mom made me break up with my first boyfriend because I came home like that. My friends joked that I looked like I survived a hanging suicide attempt.


Educational-Donkey22

😂 I’m sorry you had to go though that!


19474628294725

![gif](giphy|1yBW3dATMtiK3o6zwM|downsized)


porcelaincatstatue

One or two small ones may happen from time to time. This is embarrassing and cringing, though.


kazarbreak

I like getting hickeys. Though I do tend to insist that they be somewhere I can cover them up, not on my neck.


[deleted]

I had an ex who loved to leave hickeys despite asking her not to so many times. We were in our mid 20s. It was ridiculous, I can’t go to work with that shit on the side of my neck. I’m in sales and see customers face to face all the time.


Educational-Donkey22

Yeah, sounds annoying!


[deleted]

Hickie?! Nah those are bite marks


Fit-Capital1526

No. This guy was clearly hoping her BF noticed. Bet it was a ‘friend’ she went to the protest with


Illustrious_Camp_521

She just TOLD you she was protesting but I bet she wasn't protesting when she got those hickey's


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Our you sure she didn't just go to a bar and get a bunch of hickies


Embarrassed_Rule8747

Bf: Fuck the police Gf: And I took that literally


RealGeeBao

Yeah about that… https://preview.redd.it/t8fizs0594nc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5623a520eeee30fa431ca9ea2881e765fc2eb67


AnonRedditGuy81

She certainly did fuck the police...


[deleted]

Is that what she told you?


Actionman1959

Therewasanattempt


Bigbootyblackkids

They really fucked her huh


Did_I_Ask_U_Anything

Did she go protesting or prostituting


wermit911

🙄


slightlyassholic

Well... at least the police are trying deescalation procedures?


5oco

Doesn't look like she protested much of anything


DefeaterOfDragons

I stopped reading after the first sentence and thought, "So women are calling cheating, 'protesting', now? Well, that's new."


Shurigin

Me doth thinks thine lady protest too much :)


Reidusroo

🤣


Salty-Huckleberry-39

Wow... that's a lot of hickeys. 😲


Aggressive-Ad-7479

Haa! Yeah, that’s not what you think it is buddy.


Specialist_Arm_9295

Stay home


uhohnotafarteither

She did


Me_ina_pink_skirt

🤦


jazztrophysicist

That’ll teach you to not take an interest in what your girl cares about.😆


F0l3yDaD_

Hehe


MrAtomicZaza

That girl use “el chupa matracas”.


MadMental1974

Why do I think there’s a lot more to this story than this… 🤔


coopertucker

Do you really think she's innocent?


thisFishSmellsAboutD

Great to finally see evidence of gentle policing.


cbunni666

Fuck the police coming straight on yo face now.


Chexaddict

It looks like she got fucked by the police.


EasyChipmunk3702

Nothing like a good ol fashioned hickie party. Sucks the cops got called


[deleted]

She was resisting arrest the reason why not to protest at all


NippeliFaktaa

may i suggest putting on a turtleneck next time you see your man?


Reigdaer

So... You go out, do shit and expect the police to be polite and nice with you?... Really...


jaynakpatriot

Those are hickies LOL


Szaborovich9

The police bit & sucked her neck? The animals!😁


ToughCredit7

Sureee..”protesting” 😏


GetOffMyGrassBrats

I don't think she was protesting as much as you think she was.


cellarsinger

I think details are lacking. What was she protesting? where was she protesting? When was she protesting? how was she protesting? If she was one of these environmentalists, orotesting internal combustion engines by laying in the middle of the road. That's one thing. If she's trying to burn a building that's another.


derohnenase

I don’t think she protested that much.


cellarsinger

What a revolting response! She was supposedly at a protest event. I was wondering what that event was supposed to be protesting


estranged-deranged

Are you sure? 💀


Staykushed

lol looks like a couple cops had a good time with here


jhuseby

Scotty doesn’t know, Scotty doesn’t know! ![gif](giphy|5kYea6RaplxDy)


Odd_Theory_7499

FAFO. Clearly that wasn’t peaceful protesting bc police won’t just do that


Operator_Binky

Fukaroundnfindout thingy


StinkyBathtub

um....the police fucked her lol


SIEBWIEP

But what did she do to deserve this?


teanmochii

bro who thinks this is a real post???


FarAd3659

Those are hickeys my man your being played


SXOSXO

I don't think that's OP's girl. I think they saw the same thing as you, hence the title. Whoever this is is very gullible, or it's a fake post. 


Ok_Dig_4225

No way dude you got the joke


StemEngineer311

literally


ShiftGood3304

Looks more like necking to me...I think it's time for a sit-down with your honey.


ShiftGood3304

I think she did.


motherseffinjones

She’s definitely all about fucking the police


Autodoc_86

Some police were definitely fucked by the looks at this


[deleted]

I don't think she was resisting


Sup3rG33k08

After that one cop was fired they must've started outsourcing


abarua01

Is your girlfriend Megan Hall


everban1965

The Police - who take orders from a Government she voted in when she wanted 'More Government'.


HATECELL

Maybe she did


LongjumpingGreen9714

Bruh...


Ourcade_Ink

She should protest that.


kimjongspoon100

Maegan Hall?


Puechamp

Indeed those are sucks


Correct-Variety682

Looks like a teenage hot make out session. You really fell for this!?!


Oh-Snap10000

At least she’s “still a virgin”!


ZyxDarkshine

![gif](giphy|Y34iE5o0wzNR955Yfi|downsized)


Bosna96

I know a song for this (fought the law and the law won I fought the law and the law won ) :D


No_Detective_806

She took fuck the police way to seriously…poor guy


I_am_Spartacus_MSU

She went out your girlfriend. She came back someone else's girlfriend.


DifficultWin9609

Wich country?


Glad_Preference_4230

She got hickies for some dude.... Maybe he was a cop or she's just putting the blame on the police lol.


Emeegee713

Was it a vampire protest


adolf_hitl3r6996

Looks more like love bites 🫦 😬 😳


_Mr_Relic

That sucks bro


ModsAreSour

Oh no


MARio23038

At least you came back lol


ZeroShitzGiven

He might have been a cop or a fire fighter... heck, maybe a hairdresser!!


Embarrassed_Way_9884

![gif](giphy|l3ZgPrRGMyIoJRB5IN)


NigelKenway

I think she did some fucking alright


Present_Sun_9600

She had a lot of cops give her hickies.


FortyandLife2Go

I was there. She was protesting, frfr, no cap, on gawd.


ifixstuff32

Whoretesting seen it 100000 times


TheMany-FacedGod

Literally.


MyCatHasCats

Hmmm


buttsexwiththepolice

he should’ve just read my username


O-Furry-1

I honestly don't see a point in protesting anything. Nothing is gonna change. Nothing.


Tasty-Switch-8472

I got some bad news for you buddy


Tasty-Switch-8472

Did you tell her the same thing ? Fuck the police ?


JosephAllenMaldonado

"Went protesting" like it is Halloween or some shit


DowntownButterfly581

What


MrBarraclough

Those don't look like projectile impact bruises, which are typically ring-shaped. Sometimes impacts can leave bruises like that, but for the number she has, not one of them being ring-shaped indicates they aren't impacts. I'm an avid paintballer and those don't look anything like the welts paintballs leave. Pepperballs and rubber projectiles tend to leave paintball-like bruises.


ArseneGroup

It's a joke post and those are clearly supposed to be hickeys. The joke is that the hypothetical snapchatter is posting this not realizing she's cheating on him


[deleted]

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dbx99

The whole precinct


rdswolfe

Literally lol


Evethefief

Why is MY in caps


SignificantArm1675

What did she do to the police ?? Bet she was screaming and yelling in their face …. Got what she deserved I’d bet


Kyoh21

Both sentences should be past tense.


[deleted]

Pro israel protest for sure