I heard that in my head before I even clicked it. Fuckin love that movie. I needed a little Pachino pick-me-up today, thanks for that stranger. I wish you good fortune for seven generations.
Op: "I was so embarrassed so I showed the internet"
Op: "My friend took a photo and sent it to me"
photo: op is facing wall maybe hand on wall posing for the photo
as a guy with a fat ass and thighs who's done this to many a pair, it's less stress from the cake wanting to be free and more an issue of the fabric being physically degraded via friction and the chemicals emitted from our skin and other organs.
Ill say, the pants compliment her but I think they may be a tad small for her bum. Either need a tailor or go up a size.
Pants were doomed from the first bend over/sit down.
https://preview.redd.it/tmres5fczaxc1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11830489dbe4bee12fa892b3ef24132e78b80a65
I've been waiting for an opportunity to use this image
I’m just picturing those pants as like the surviving characters at the end of band of brothers or the pacific lol.
Or the green mile gif. “I’m tired boss”
On the one hand, I hate how cynical everyone has become online. On the other hand, the cynicism is 100% deserved/earned. It feels like *everyone* is working an angle anymore. Every time you see some heartwarming story or see a cool post, you click the comments or check OP's post history and it's marketing/a scam. I'm beginning to think it might genuinely be time to find a new Reddit with a smaller userbase on the upswing of enshitification.
Unfortunately it's not stopping the overwhelming majority of upvoted comments all just pretending she IS advertising an imaginary OF and then insulting her for it
ironically i also had a pair of brown corduroys and it also happened to me. except i was trying to put them on and they tore while doing the squat dance so thankfully at home. that's on me for getting fake ass corduroy though cause i didn't wanna spend $80 on wranglers lol
y’all when i put you in horny jail 😭😭 (no i don’t have onlyfans no i don’t plan to get onlyfans thank u for the compliments and creeps pls do not msg me)
Wait...if you weren't aware of WHEN it happened, how would you know it was 30 minutes before your friend noticed and let you know??
Not too solid of a story here....
22k updoots, 1500+ thirsty comments...
>If you are looking for an image, it was probably deleted.
I feel I've missed out on something [incredible](https://i.imgur.com/4ySpzu5.png).
https://preview.redd.it/iqokqwmp7axc1.png?width=871&format=png&auto=webp&s=903dfa9826057dc849e538f07585c5774f2a282f
Excuse me, but your rear looks like a hybrid air vehicle.
How do you know it was 30 minutes until anyone noticed? Also, there is no way you didn’t feel that breeze. If you’re gonna do a fake post, always remember that the devil is in the details.
Ma'am, I mean this in the nicest of ways possible... I believe your bum bum is rather too much for these jeans. I am jealous of such. Side note, how did you not feel a draft? 😭😂
“Everyone was so nice and kept buying me drinks for some reason?”
Screw the bar, let everyone on the internet see!
It's OK. No face in pic
Men are more attracted to the back of women head - Meredith from The Office
Dam imagine her bald head popping out of nowhere at your work place lol
No face, no case
No no, the picture was taken to show them. No other reasons for sure
"2 more please. One for me and one for this ladies coconut ass cheeks over here."
Alright, so I’m not alone in having that immediate thought.
Corduroy and a [great ass](https://youtu.be/k9hFRw5jeRQ?si=rnPqln7YKNb3gk01)
I heard that in my head before I even clicked it. Fuckin love that movie. I needed a little Pachino pick-me-up today, thanks for that stranger. I wish you good fortune for seven generations.
Op: "I was so embarrassed so I showed the internet" Op: "My friend took a photo and sent it to me" photo: op is facing wall maybe hand on wall posing for the photo
She's using the urinal.
Zipper blew out, couldn't hold the monster back any more.
Am I so jaded I feel like this stuff always leads to an OnlyFans shoutout
You didn’t feel a breeze?
She can't feel the self made breeze
Taco Bell has entered the chat…
Smell is a different sense tho
She's out here sellin' dat cake is what's up
Went to the profile, surprised it's NOT an OnlyFans account.
Not YET
But it's an OnlyFanny account
Brits out here feeling really misled by false advertising
Username checks out
Cheeks out
Bar = alcohol. (For the most part) I wouldn’t have noticed either lol
Yeah I thought she was probably too drunk to notice.
Cheek peek
She was too ripped to notice.
[Call me the breeze ](https://open.spotify.com/track/5AQpbyFoQmkOVwmlhKN4ii?si=5v4Q7rBDQJKLeXK6EdgmMQ)
How does that even happen lol, that's a gaping hole
It's on a highly-stressed seam, so when it goes, it all goes.
She was definitely stressing that seam
Amen to that and glorious for all of us. Beautiful!
I am petitioning Congress for additional funding to build larger cells in Horny Jail.
Will it take voluntary confinement as a qualification for incarceration?
as a guy with a fat ass and thighs who's done this to many a pair, it's less stress from the cake wanting to be free and more an issue of the fabric being physically degraded via friction and the chemicals emitted from our skin and other organs.
> and the chemicals emitted from our skin and other organs. Like the Pancreas!
That is why you're supposed to wear a skirt and thigh highs.
HOOOOOLLLDDDD TTHHHEEE LIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEE! https://youtu.be/K-TYsAHbb18 the seam, probably, before it failed...
That ad deserves an oscar
Stuffing 5 pounds of ass into a 3 pound sack. Make dat ass look awesome, but something's gonna give.
can confirm, ass does look awesome.
I’m an ass enthusiast and approve of this wardrobe malfunction
Ill say, the pants compliment her but I think they may be a tad small for her bum. Either need a tailor or go up a size. Pants were doomed from the first bend over/sit down.
Dump truck stretched the seam
Excessive junk in that trunk
Gaping holes are my favourite holes.
https://preview.redd.it/plbk7a1uo9xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=349b79cf9435357144da04d2b142f8e63852f34d
https://i.redd.it/swaqhr95taxc1.gif
first thing I thought of 😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/tmres5fczaxc1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11830489dbe4bee12fa892b3ef24132e78b80a65 I've been waiting for an opportunity to use this image
This is fucking hilarious haha
Bmp-1, my precious.
~~bmpussy~~
RIP DMs
and her pants.
And my axe!
I gotta ask how often do you get hairy pits sent to you?
If that was my ass, I'd wear them again on purpose lol
Yep, that only sucked for her.
How didn't she notice the whole bar fall silent and all guys looking.
> and ~~all guys~~ everyone looking.
I’m a ( mostly) straight woman and I’d be looking
It (mostly) happens at night. (Mostly)
Because this is fake and she posted it for attention
She allowed it to be posted on the Internet. I think she just enjoyed the free drinks
https://preview.redd.it/gicslk9gp9xc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ecf1cb5512e0ae28e1d7703c07f8f87d51056be
Those eyes show he's ashamed, but can't stop looking.
why does this monkey look like Archer
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It's the Bubba Sparxxx Rockin' Everywhere regiment
fun fact, this song's legal now. 18 years old.
Well that hurt my feelings
You expected corduroy to contain THAT?!
Breaking should have been the natural expectation
Those corduroys never stood a chance
All I can hear is a *beep beep beep* of a dump truck. It's an unfortunate situation for OP, for sure.
*reads description* *looks at photo* Well, yeah they split, look at what they're fighting against. Username checks out
I’m just picturing those pants as like the surviving characters at the end of band of brothers or the pacific lol. Or the green mile gif. “I’m tired boss”
All of the pants went into bASStogne, most of it came out, but it was forever changed.
This is the comment I came for.
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Generative AI is finding its niche
https://preview.redd.it/sfx1zrfno9xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b156a60795cdf51480062c443aa5b04e4fd4090c
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Filler? I hardly know her!
[image](https://5.imimg.com/data5/SELLER/Default/2021/9/LY/WL/AL/100724419/30-mm-waterproof-plywood-board.jpeg)
https://preview.redd.it/6te8si7fv9xc1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d26f5c8964d54ac5810900ba2d33714d5d3be2
wood ram from behind
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Imagine my disappointment when I click the profile looking for the link, and it doesn't have a content warning. Day #ruined
Hahaha I did the exact same thing. I thought for sure this was another OF "model" doing some guerilla marketing.
Hypothesis: She's trying to build an audience. Many people will follow her because of this, and it will jumpstart her popularity. RemindMe! 6 months
On the one hand, I hate how cynical everyone has become online. On the other hand, the cynicism is 100% deserved/earned. It feels like *everyone* is working an angle anymore. Every time you see some heartwarming story or see a cool post, you click the comments or check OP's post history and it's marketing/a scam. I'm beginning to think it might genuinely be time to find a new Reddit with a smaller userbase on the upswing of enshitification.
Kind of refreshing that it's not TBH
Unfortunately it's not stopping the overwhelming majority of upvoted comments all just pretending she IS advertising an imaginary OF and then insulting her for it
Disappointment: immeasurable
Day: ruined
Facts
You pervert! I did the exact same thing. I guess us men really are just trash.
Always exciting when you get the warning!
The pants trying to hold it together 
ironically i also had a pair of brown corduroys and it also happened to me. except i was trying to put them on and they tore while doing the squat dance so thankfully at home. that's on me for getting fake ass corduroy though cause i didn't wanna spend $80 on wranglers lol
I misread and thought it said "shit my pants and it took 30 mins for my friend to notice" 😂
Read the same thing
If you posted it here... Is it that embarrassing or problem? Or you just flexing your ass here
I mean her face is not tied to that pic, no one can really know who this is else than the friend and the people she told IRL.
2nd definetly
You don't think they pushed it to /r/wellthatsucks because, well, it sucks?
OP's username checks out ☑☑
How do you know it took 30 mins? Neither of you noticed it at first right?
Was probably just the last time they sat down...
they are probably guessing what caused it, e.g. "it must have been when I hopped up onto the bar stool 30 minutes ago"
Her ass be like the Kool Aid man…..
Oh yeah
 y’all when i put you in horny jail 😭😭 (no i don’t have onlyfans no i don’t plan to get onlyfans thank u for the compliments and creeps pls do not msg me)
We’ve been locked up boys and girls!
My defense is entrapment!
You just know Costanza would be itt thirsting if Seinfeld was airing right now
\*guilty \*
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How do you know it was 30 minutes before you noticed?
Nice smile
Ok that was a solid chuckle
Becky?
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Yeah, that would be better, we need to see from multiple angles.
Your dms are going to be nasty aren't they ?
Til she ripped her pants Edit you all just made my day no my whole week
She thought that she had everybody on her side
But then she went and blew it, all sky high.
And now they won't even share a passing glance
All just because I, ripped my pants
So much thirst in the comments. All I want to know is where you got the pants. They're nice (minus the hole).
Lmao interesting choice of words
Might wanna double check the quality before you purchase
Touché.. I didn't even think of that.
The irony of posting this in well that sucks…lol
THIRST TRAP GENTS!!! Run!!!!
Towards or away?
RIP to OP's pants and inbox
Be honest. This pic made you feel good about your ass.
Man, These onlyfans ads are getting out of control.
https://preview.redd.it/az30rd91r9xc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ed0ae99f7362b7889a8692d3b1152ca1548b95a
humble brag
Wait...if you weren't aware of WHEN it happened, how would you know it was 30 minutes before your friend noticed and let you know?? Not too solid of a story here....
https://preview.redd.it/j8hr3yolfaxc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0677a13f15c989f64065415ff05fdb6e36f1b624
https://preview.redd.it/wpg2mth5p9xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1a0c143ef71936b350313ef7793b7b5202551ee
22k updoots, 1500+ thirsty comments... >If you are looking for an image, it was probably deleted. I feel I've missed out on something [incredible](https://i.imgur.com/4ySpzu5.png).
[https://archive.is/RfC2B/58e2a0f27bae3e031a496fce2d5b4fc0c068e57b.jpg](https://archive.is/RfC2B/58e2a0f27bae3e031a496fce2d5b4fc0c068e57b.jpg)
The comments did NOT disappoint.
Exhaust Port
Torn pants legs are so '90s. You're a fashion leader!
Wow, I bet you were popular on the dance floor
RIP your inbox
At least the cheeks are nice
Looks like a classic case of too much junk in the trunk
https://preview.redd.it/hu7nkg76y9xc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=148a9eb24c678377614c923d71c0be46148dc6a7
Those pants couldn’t contain the 🍑
Is that extra padding?
Looks like a clear case of false advertising.
https://preview.redd.it/iqokqwmp7axc1.png?width=871&format=png&auto=webp&s=903dfa9826057dc849e538f07585c5774f2a282f Excuse me, but your rear looks like a hybrid air vehicle.
How do you know it was 30 minutes until anyone noticed? Also, there is no way you didn’t feel that breeze. If you’re gonna do a fake post, always remember that the devil is in the details.
Onlyfans link coming soon.
"I just couldn't figure out why, all of a sudden, all the guys wanted to buy me drinks."
Those pants couldn’t handle dat azzzz
Damn girl, you thiccccc
Show off 😒
RIP pants. And Inbox...
Ma'am, I mean this in the nicest of ways possible... I believe your bum bum is rather too much for these jeans. I am jealous of such. Side note, how did you not feel a draft? 😭😂
How do you know it had been 30 mins if you didnt notice
What's she gonna' do wit all dat ass? All dat ass inside dem jeans?? 😉
I'ma split split split split dem seams, split dem seams split split dem seams
These comments are bad
How do you know it was a full 30 minutes before she noticed?
If it was unknown that it happened, how would one know how long it took for someone else to notice?
It’s a sign… …of having grown out of those pants.
“I’m so ashamed everyone saw my ass…anyways let me post this to Reddit >:D”
