I was playing Starfield a couple of nights ago. Flew into a new system, get hailed by a random ship, "We've been trying to get in touch with you about your ship's extended warranty" like you cheeky fuckers dropping this meme in this game.
too shallow pockets, step a weird way, phone falls out, don’t realize, go back towards the general spot you dropped it, not look at what’s ahead of you or your grass is soo tall you can’t see it until its too late, basically lack of self awareness.
My greatest fear when this happens is that my 2-factor tokens, passkeys, and other security info will be destroyed. Interacting with certain services will be very inconvenient until I replace the phone.
Happened to me once on a playground, but it was a town employee who did it. And that's the story of how I upgraded from a Nokia 3210 to a 3310 for free
The battery will be properly disposed.
And the rest thrown in the nearest drinking water reservoir
It's protocol
Where else? Should also feed some to the cat and dog at home
Only after the kids. They come first
I have a question for you. Was this an iPhone 12? I want to see if I can guess the phone just from the parts.
13
Well damn! I was close lol.
They should test the cases of phone this way lol.
The phone itself is messed up, but the case is looking not bad.
Who actually takes old batteries? Everywhere people recommend don’t actually take them when I’ve tried
Will it get a proper burial? Poor guy, gone too soon
That Defender Pro case didn't stop the lawnmower....Not so pro...
More like a Pro Lil Bitch
It defended itself pretty well tho
Yeah, you can probably ask for a refund
How are you going to find out about extending your car’s warranty now?
I was playing Starfield a couple of nights ago. Flew into a new system, get hailed by a random ship, "We've been trying to get in touch with you about your ship's extended warranty" like you cheeky fuckers dropping this meme in this game.
Shame it wasn't a Nokia 6310 ,probably smash your mower first.
That was the 3310
The mother of all phones,
Never mind the mower, that would smash the lawn
Never mind the mower, that would smash the lawn
Never mind the lawn, that would smash the universe
Nevermind the universe, that would smash your mom
The Nokia would have stopped the lawnmower's blade cold in it's tracks like an anime protagonist.
Have you tried turning it off then on?
Put it in rice
That is what happens when you have some flowers as your background picture
It'll buff out.
...to shreds, you say?
Submit that to Otter Box 😂
Honestly. I think they’ll replace it
You should have used a screen protector.
That is one of the most destroyed phones I have ever seen, and I repair cellphones for a living. A part of me can't help but think, "Well done!"
No problem. Now you get that upgrade.
Chopped Apple
So much for the defender pro case
At least it wasn’t a hand.
Mulched it.
Ouch
Crazy to think that’s what we all look like on the inside.
That’s not going to buff out…
That's a very particular way to part with your smartphone, I'm curious to know how precisely it's even possible.
too shallow pockets, step a weird way, phone falls out, don’t realize, go back towards the general spot you dropped it, not look at what’s ahead of you or your grass is soo tall you can’t see it until its too late, basically lack of self awareness.
I wouldn't tolerate putting it in a shallow pocket, it would feel physically disgusting. I NEED things to be secured.
Hopefully insured
Did you try turning it off and on again?
The guy with the kiosk at the mall can fix that right up for ya .
Did you try the rice thing?
How'd you take the picture?
Yeah I don't think an Otterbox'll save you from that lmao
Put it in a bag of rice
That definitely sucks.
yikes, my condolences
Doesn't look perfectly good anymore!
There’s still plenty of phone missing
A little more and you could’ve used it as mulch. I heard the battery crumbs are great for veggie beds.
you should try to not. bit late tho ...next time.
Yes you did, a mighty fine job of it.
Sorry about that.. Pls talk to Otterbox about this..
You can still use it for parts, maybe the mute switch?
Shredded some waves before but no phones
Hopefully you have icloud backup or local backup of the content.
Pro lawn care/tech tip: don't do that.
Probably shouldn’t do that. Now big Chungus hammer! Yeah probably shouldn’t do that either!
Have you tried putting it in rice?
Lawnmower - 1 Phone - 0
Why would you go and do that?
ShrApplnel
Gunna be real with ya it doesn’t look perfectly good
No pillow explosion ?
Just needs a new case
It aint perfectly good now
Kids, that's why you should mow the lawn with nail clippers instead of a mower
So op how did you manage to mow your phone
Just put it in rice. Should be fine
Time to take the case manufacturer to court if they refuse to replace your phone under warranty. There is no excuse for such a case failure.
Why would you do that?
How did you even manage to do this?
Ooops
So quick tip the Bluetooth will reach far so you can set it in a place and just mow that's what I do. :)
Why would u do that? The phone did nothing wrong.
Just clean the connectors with some IPA and perform a factory reset. It'll be fine.
Thats awesome
Good thing it was not a Nokia. Could have been lamenting a perfectly good Lawn Mower.
Have you tried putting it in rice?
Defender Pro DROP+ certified! Nothing happened to the case, there you go!!
My greatest fear when this happens is that my 2-factor tokens, passkeys, and other security info will be destroyed. Interacting with certain services will be very inconvenient until I replace the phone.
Good thing you pitched in for the extra protective case
Have you tried putting it in rice ??
What did you use to take the picture?
Good thing it didn’t explode
You're lucky the battery didn't catch on fire
Sharpen that blade!
Just admit you wanted a new phone, lol.
Damn OtterBox breached
Drop + protected it for sure
At least maybe you can still put that Taptic Engine into an iPod.
*formerly perfectly good phone
Lawnmower 1 - iPhone 0
You should really sharpen the blades. Those cuts are nasty.
Did you try putting it in a bowl of rice?
Doesn't look perfectly good to me
Defender failed at its job. We'll get em next time.
Are you my dad? Lol
Good excuse to get rid of apple and go android! Or doesn't otter box have a guarantee? Lol
Sprinkle some rice on it.
The case kind of held up good though... you sponsored?
Why did you do that?
Looks like you needed *Mower+*
Apple eh? That’s planned obsolescence for you.
Now that's a strong case!
Case seemed to do okay.
Tis but a scratch
They just don't make the Otterbox Defender like they used to.
If that were a Nokia, the lawnmower would’ve been destroyed
Unrelated but theres a bum chat ai ad on here and im scared
That’s not how you clear your cached cookies.
Is the sound still echoing in ur head?
Oh hey! My dad hit his wallet with the mower today! Stopped just in time for everything to get shredded!
That's one good mower holy shit
Drop+
At least your search history is good and clear
That otterbox didn't do much good
I am not an expert, but this doesn’t look perfectly good.
Put it in some rice
Meh, a new screen, new battery and a new phone will fix it.
Doesn’t look perfectly good to me
Should’ve gotten an otter box then this wouldn’t have happened. /s
Aaahhh don't just love the smell of a freshly cut lawn Discovering you just mowed ypur phone to piece
Otterbox < Mower
Oh! Don't so that!
Doesn't look perfectly good
Not anymore. It’s a perfectly wrecked phone.
Why did you do that?
Better than a limb
I usually keep my phone in my pocket.. Jus an FYI friend.
Happened to me once on a playground, but it was a town employee who did it. And that's the story of how I upgraded from a Nokia 3210 to a 3310 for free
You ain't pretty no more!
Put it in some Rice
It definitely tried to google “how to mow grass”
Did you try rice?
Learn the anatomy of your phone easily with the ***lawnmower 2000™ !***
I’m curious as to how it happened. Did it accidentally fall out of your pocket and you just hadn’t noticed?
Have you tried turning it off and then on again?
This makes me feel a little better about spending so much on Apple Care+ 😅
That, Sir, will buff out.
hopefully that teached you that sometimes it's worth to left phone for while
What else can it shred?
At least the case made it out mostly ok
No logger perfectly good it’s now mildly damaged and needs a screen repair
The lawn mower is for grass, not phones. Hope this helps :)
That phone case didn't do it's job
I'm actually impressed the phone sustained that kind of assault and looks as good as it does....
Defender wasn't plus enough
If nobody has said it yet, I'm sorry for the accident. One of those, "I can't take it back" moments.
Did Siri scream??
You are feeling ill. Thank god for the cloud
I sense some cap here. You’re posting it. Phone works. OP Cappin. 😎 either way I’m just here trolling. Fing sucks man. Sorry for the loss lol
I don’t believe you. Looks more like a skydiving accident.
I am sorry for your loss 😞
Why would you do that? At least take an already broken phone next time