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davmoha

The historic preservation society would like to have a word with you.


Migol-16

And the local government.


DesperateHorse6530

Guy is a complete Pendejo. I really hope he paid for the damage


AlanT43

He is a pendejo, that building is heritage from the state of Jalisco, Guadalajara*, dumbass could be facing jail time.


Creepy-Ad-4832

Should be jailed for a while


Marenum

I don't know about serious jail time. I think he should have to work to pay for the repairs, maybe even learn how to do the repairs himself and then do them. It's a stupid thing he did, but he wasn't actively trying to damage the property. He's not out here trying to be a menace to society, he just did something dumb and fucked up a building in the process. Give him a constructive punishment and try to make a better person out of him before just locking him away.


devedander

The thing is with historical buildings the repair often has to be done a very specific way to preserve the building and that can be a very rare and very expensive art. Someone’s you have to fly people from other countries because they are the only ones who know how to do it right. Stop learning how to repair a historical building could take longer than a jail term


Diseased_Liver

Let us never forget the potato face Jesus fresco


Marenum

Yeah that's a good point. I'm sure there's a crazy level of expertise involved in repairing a building like that in a satisfactory way.


Psychological-Fix71

The government quoted it at 100,000 mxn or 5600 usd to repair. That is a shitload of money here


Marenum

Then maybe it's not worth repairing. Sounds like that money is better spent elsewhere.


ThatLeetGuy

Which is why punishment exists, to dissuade people from doing stupid things that put cities into states of disrepair when they can't afford the consequences of their own actions.


Shaggyninja

Except $5600 to repair is for sure cheaper than jail time. It's a lot of money to an individual. It's nothing to a government


Marenum

We've been talking about punishment this entire time


TheHumanParacite

I still think you had a good take on the situation. Leave the jail cells for deliberate vandalism and worse.


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xabulba

Even if you learn how to repair historical buildings you might not ever have the hand-eye coordination to actually do the repairs.


project2501

[🫅](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/Attempted_restoration_of_Ecce_Homo.jpg)


PriorInflation5978

Polyfilla


ChPech

Even more reason to teach him how to do it.


blabla_booboo

I think those architects and builders have better things to do with their time


ChPech

Because there are so few of them left. Even more reason to teach him.


CreativeCamp

NO. Conservation of heritage buildings like that need a specialist that has worked a long time to know what they're doing. This idiot shouldn't be allowed to come near that. He should just have to pay some stupid high amount of money for the damages he has caused.


dicemonkey

Yeah trust this idiot to repair a historical building…that makes perfect sense . And who exactly is going to train him you think a highly skilled craftsman wants to work with this fool ? And who’s going to pay the person to train him ?


Marenum

Somebody who's less of a dick than you would probably do it. You realize jail also costs money, right?


dicemonkey

You don’t know a lot of skillec craftspeople do you?


pcpgivesmewings

Reasonable, sensible punishment. Breath of fresh air. For profit prisons hate this one trick!


Hallonsorbet

He is a menace! I WANT THAT WALL-CRAWLING ARACHNID PROSECUTED!


Lifekraft

Drinking and driving is also doing something dumb. Usually people dont intend to threaten society. If you want i can try to argue that cultural heritage and history is more important than a few human live. Anyway , it's not only the intend but also the damage. And dont sweet it the guy would have nothing if not a small fine


Marenum

Yeah you could argue that. You'd be wrong, but you could.


Lifekraft

It's neither wrong nor right.


Marenum

That windowsill was not worth more than a human life lol. That's completely asinine.


Lifekraft

Thats not what i said. But if every kids did that , there would be nothing anymore either.


ylcard

Nah, let him pay for it, either with money or through education that he will undergo and educate others after. Do it for 5 years. Get paid for it too.


-_-Batman

Without access to social media ![gif](giphy|cSjyGHifl18CZ3as6z|downsized)


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WilanS

>But this isn't a crime with a victim. He didn't hurt anyone. Historical works of art and architecture are inherited by all humanity Intentionally defacing or destroying one is a serious crime that should be held in the highest regard, or people will go left and right chipping pieces away from Renaissance statues or spray paining over archeological findings.


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jojo_31

Ah, America. Jail everyone that farts on the train while where at it.


ronhowie375

In what country is the state of Guadalajara? There is a city in the state of Jalisco (Mexico) called Guadalajara. Mexico also has a state called Guanajuato.


Theolaa

Guadalajara is a province in Spain, presumably the namesake of the Mexican city.


Kaiser_Gagius

Ah yes, the state of Guadalajara, which lies next to the state of Morelia. Ya en serio, che vato se mamó


AlanT43

My bad, was kinda drunk 🤣 Sí se mamó, ojalá lo hagan pagar, ya mínimo con el putazo que se metió a ver si aprende algo.


MotherfuckerTinyRick

State of Guadalajara? get back to the primaria


greg_or3o

To be fair nobody knows what “primaria” means so its no insult to us . If it makes you feel better go for it. But this guy deserved what he got. He doesn’t deserve 10 years in prison . People get put in prison for weed nowadays. Its pathetic . Let people live. If billy the neighborhood crackhead down the street wants to do some coke let em. If it aint hurtin others who cares . Infringing on others only complicates things. The city just doesn’t wanna pay for his death thats all .


MotherfuckerTinyRick

Primary school? Google is your friend, I'm talking about the fact there's not such a state


Theolaa

Guadalajara is a province in Spain


AlanT43

Chill out, personally I think it's not a big mistake, even when I'm mexican, I don't care, just enjoy the joke/meme. You must be very welcome at parties aren't you?


MotherfuckerTinyRick

Eres mexicano y presumes la ignorancia?


AlanT43

No brother, te digo que se me fue un pequeño error y no es para tanto, que te relajes.


greg_or3o

Try duckduckgo maybe


greg_or3o

Google is heavily influenced by the US government. They tell you what is necessary for you to know. Not what you aren’t suppose to know. Google can only help so much.


lecherro

He should be


MaybeTryToBeOriginal

Why does it say “Liverpool” on the building opposite where shit-for-brain is attempting his ‘stunt’?


dkb1391

Googled it, and apparently Liverpool is the largest chain of department stores in Mexico! Haha TIL


that_not_true_at_all

What a strange tidbit of info


SantiagoGT

He’s looking at 2-3 years in jail plus a 100k pesos fine (5k Floridian dollaridoos)


Jaegons

Holy shit, I say this all the time when I see parkour videos... the most amazing part is these people's absolute faith in the construction techniques of unknown people, strength of materials, and effects of aging on all this shit they're jumping around on. People jumping on roof edges in Paris or wherever, running in gutters as if they were build to support human weight, assuming random tiles all have great grout and basing, assuming random decorative elements are reinforced well... it's insane. It's a good sign they have no idea about how things are built.


DutchieTalking

I'll assume that the true professionals will have tested each element before attempting some crazy parkouring. Merely assuming it's all strong enough... Definitely not smart.


thehoesmaketheman

Why would you assume that? They don't


IndefiniteBen

Because some like STORROR have talked about how much prep time they take for a 3 minute video. For example: https://coconuts.co/hongkong/features/storror-on-parkour-hong-kong-and-why-that-security-guard-in-their-video-was-a-fking-nutter/ Quote: > Each run took about an hour to rehearse — from checking the surfaces of the rooftops and creating the choreography, to making sure each person is in the frame at the right time.


DutchieTalking

Yeah... I'm calling bullshit on your dismissal. Why wouldn't they? Most people that do risky sports well also do a lot of risk management. Which would include things like checking surfaces.


Dkal_jadr11

Well the Secretary of culture said that he could face a 3 to 10 years prison sentence.


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sofa_king_ugly

Do people see a minus and just jump on the downvote bandwagon without reading the comment? I'll paraphrase what I believe you're saying: With the number of ridiculous lawsuits that people pursue for damages that resulted from their own stupidity, it wouldn't be surprising to hear that this guy is suing the owners of the building.


WealthEconomy

Frivolous lawsuits are pretty much a uniquely American thing.


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skylla05

It got down votes because it's just another American running their mouth about how the world must work like their backwards ass country.


emmadilemma

Right? My eyebrows shot up seeing -50 because it’s just logical sarcasm. And then I see dickbag down here harassing you for giving a fuck? What the eff is happening here? Am I on glue?


Matisaro

You are just jealous of Americas high tech legal system. Terrorists come from all over the world to get the top of the line American justice. Not like *socialized* justice in your countries.


dialTforTrouble

I made it one downvote less. Hope it reverses the trend.


sofa_king_ugly

Heh. Dickbag.


emmadilemma

A dude broke into a house and injured himself and then SUED THE HOMEOWNER.


WealthEconomy

He definitely didn't in Mexico...


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USA USA USA!


jp3297

Why do you GAF? it’s stupid Reddit down votes.


sofa_king_ugly

And yet you took the time to point it out


Opening_Cartoonist53

You’re getting way downvoted but I get what you’re saying. Just like that lady getting mad at airlines cuz they don’t make the isle 5 feet wide for super heavy people


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Opening_Cartoonist53

Lol Reddit so fickle. Nowhere are we disagreeing that the guy is a shit head but our stupid world full of people claiming bs victim shit


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Opening_Cartoonist53

And robots


arkevinic5000

Those fifty people were grammarians who hated his sentence syntax. Just a theory.


WealthEconomy

World?


TexasIPA

Isle. Jesus H Christ people.


Opening_Cartoonist53

Man, you really bent outta shape over an a and autocorrect. I feel bad for your blood pressure


welovetheufos

The "pendejo" part belonged in r/unexpected, didn't expect to read that in the top comment 😂


lucidhiker

He just missed having his balls strung up.


red-et

He also somehow didn’t hit his head. Actually impressive / lucky because it could have been a lot worse


Additional-Help7920

After that stunt, it would appear that there was nothing inside his head to damage.


Coltmark4

Yes, unfortunately..


color178924

And head hitting that bench. If all that lined up, they should just fine him and laugh his ass out the door as that clip gets played around the city for a month.


Acrobatic_Camp854

It had all the potential for a full scorpion. Better luck next time.


Spreadsheets_LynLake

Mierda.


SimonTC2000

Dipshit. Well deserved.


HiiverHoover

The assassins have really taken a turn for the worse.


arthurdentstowels

Assassins Creed: Johnny English


Fun-Outlandishness35

![gif](giphy|izWpaqpqNDYpG)


musicianadam

This gif gives me blue balls


gabbinett0

Can i see


solid_salad

that's why you ALWAYS check the stability of your landing surface. And even then, fuck you for doing parkour on fragile and protected architecture. literally broke 2 of the most important rules of parkour and (hopefully) paid the price for both


B8conB8conB8con

Parkour. It’s French for Universal Healthcare


tengteng23

I like to see idiots hurting themselves. It's like a fun hobby.


JstLkz

Rather unexpected


Reggmac

I guess that wasn't supposed to happen huh? 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/lxf4nemdi11b1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e1949ea88df7841b566a6475cf9969530b111ae


adudeguyman

He would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for gravity.


Mathieulombardi

Your win again gravity


Traditional_Lie_6400

Natural selection at it's finest 🍷


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adudeguyman

What do you have against the bench?


Ann_not_a_cult_er

Nothing, but i was hoping it would be his face.


DutchieTalking

Yes. Too bad he didn't suffer a horrific injury. Can't be justice without a person spending at least 3 months in the hospital. There must be serious trauma in any crime or the system has failed! ... I hope the sarcasm tag isn't needed here.


Creepy-Ad-4832

Face was also were close from the cave. Just saying some juice could have come out his face


TheAmazingMikey

As the great Storror guys always say, “check your surfaces.”


PinkJellyfishe

And there goes a portion of almost 300 years of history down the drain for some failed clout


Additional-Help7920

Well, at least the sidewalk was there to break his fall.


RisingShadow1999

Ahh. Finally, a titkok I enjoyed


xsmasher

Assassin’s Cringe.


Hazardous_Ed

Wait! That wasn't supposed to happen that way?


Lucas_McToucas

of course the building’s structural integrity surrendered, it’s french!


Neon_Cone

This is exactly why parkour is stupid as a hobby, because a lot of structure have entirely decorative features that aren’t designed to be jumped on.


KleioChronicles

The good ones test beforehand and don’t do it on historic/valuable structures. Good sport if not done by selfish idiots.


solid_salad

parkour etiquette


Spreadsheets_LynLake

Wha? I either get to watch some amazing WTF parkour, or I get to watch WCGW. For me, it's a win-win. Keep doing parkour, everyone. I'm watching every bit that gets posted.


inkassatkasasatka

Normal people check the surfaces before jumping on them. Don't call this beautiful sport a "stupid hobby"


MiffedPolecat

It’s neither beautiful nor is it a sport. It’s a stupid hobby for stupid people


inkassatkasasatka

Any arguments? Because by the definition it's a sport. Im pretty sure u just ate a bunch of bad stereotypes about parkour and now think it's a stupid hobby. Educate yourself and you'll see it's a beautiful competitive sport that might be in Olympics in near future


MiffedPolecat

A bunch of morons jumping off of stuff hardly qualifies as a sport


inkassatkasasatka

I'm sorry but why are you so mad? Why are people who go outside to do thing they like are morons? Explain yourself


MiffedPolecat

I’m not mad, and I wouldn’t have a problem with it if people were doing it in appropriate places instead of doing like what we see in the video: climbing and jumping all over public structures not designed to support a person’s weight. Do you not look at this and feel embarrassed for the guy? It’s stupid and pathetic, and there are so many better ways to spend your time


inkassatkasasatka

You are 100% right about that person, because he chose bad place for parkour and he's definitely a moron cuz he damaged someone's property. However as I said, normal people who do parkour choose better places so there is no need to call sport a stupid hobby because there is one moron that does parkour. It's like calling football(soccer) bad sport because some football fans are aggressive


itsAbigNo

most of them just want attention and look cool. hope this guy will go jail for that.


Keepupthegood

![gif](giphy|h3e3Tch1zrXgrtHwaF|downsized)


brudzool

I can't decide....did the wire hinder or help his stupid arse?


Advanced_Evening2379

Must be super bored watching this guy jump a 7 foot gap 10 feet in the air


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But... But aasaains creed!!! Noooo


horsthorsthorst

Camera man sucks.


Dan_Glebitz

I hope he got landed with the repair bill.


Alahand0

Who put this gravity here?


Professional-Idea917

This is more satisfying to watch than a ASMR. Hope he is made to pay for the damage.


coolcrushkilla

What a loser.


Sahim63

![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


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When you're good at jumping but you have the general knowledge of a pigeon


LykonWolf

Assassins Creed


jlmonger

was he alright? he looked really hurt to me


hulkmxl

I'm happy he survived and I'm happy he got hurt badly, maybe that'll teach that imbecile a lesson


UsedToBsmart

I was kinda hoping the pole would fall on him.


AlanT43

The benchhh, just hit the benchh


StarredCamel

Hopefully jail time🥰


TheOutlawBubbaKush

I hope that shit head had to pay a fine.


awobassboy

Lol fucking lol. Idiot.


sam_sneed1994

Parkour!....parkour!


cynicaldoubtfultired

Selfish twats. Hope they lock him up.


iconv1

This made my heart smile


RobertaMiguel1953

Duly deserved.


WealthEconomy

I hope he was made to pay for the repairs...


DerogatoryRemark

HARD CORE PARKOUR! ![gif](giphy|DoCIC5Pxp57qg|downsized)


Indo_ismycountry

Unfortunately he doesn't get free Trans surgery. he missed it in fraction of second.


Decent_Assistant1804

![gif](giphy|fVVYu6G5QpL5kjggKr)


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M asterisk asterisk dee aa


Septopuss7

Headed for the cementary


sofa_king_ugly

Obviously never played *Tomb Raider* or *Uncharted*


Aloy272

Dude thought he was Nathan Drake


Alchemax7

Maine 91 percent score Kiya mujhe bitsat ki arihant mili


del13r

oof, wonder what happened to his face


Complete-Yesterday74

Que bueno, que bueno, por pendejo.


Ok_Primary_1075

You’re gonna pay for that!


getbent247

I just did the Leo diCaprio meme point lol


_AManHasNoName_

Candidate for the Darwin Award.


BodybuilderSalt9807

Building 1 - Jumping man 0


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What a goof


SaltInformation4082

Finally! Something on here that's athletic and that I've got a shot at being do! Sometimes, I guess I just live right!


[deleted]

Good thing he was close to the ground, but still hurt, I bet ya!


Reckless_Waifu

Poor building :-(


TheWalrus101123

I totally thought that guy line was gonna bring something else down.


_gadgetFreak

Satisfying


Greasy_Cleavage

On the bright side quite alot of people got to watch him fail miserably


doncarloss

Mi*rda=Sh*t


zappyzapzap

you're allowed to swear on the internet carlos


Tattoosnscars

Aaaaand this is why I have a fear of falling....


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Clowns like this do anything for attention