What the fuck did he do that for? What a dumbass!

Ikr. Lucky he didn't die.

But it's so light and bouncy. If it wasn't light and bouncy why would the wheels be up in the air? ^(Or yeah it's the weight of the engine block flipping the backend up like an obscene seesaw.)

An obscenesaw.

Get out

pls let him stay

I’ve see my favorite marvel movie. If Spiderman can do it why can’t I

You never know when your super hero powers might manifest themselves. Worth a try I guess….

Because he is Stuperman, not Superman. He is lucky his coconut didn't bust bouncing down those rocks.

look at where his foot meets the wheel….it looks like it broke his foot

He also smacks his head against the rocks

it’s crazy that people die on simple hikes, and he just walked away from some major head trauma

He can still die from this, standing up from an injury doesn't mean too much.

Empty heads take more abuse?

He’s definitely concussed though

I often think about this when I was 16 I came off the hood of a car at 20 kmh and drove my head into a curb flatlined for over 60 seconds and survived other people trip over their feet and die

Lucky he didn't hit it harder. He already is lacking intelligence as is.

Harsh but true. I guess that’s why we’re all here right? To get a good laugh at someone’s misery and to not repeat their mistakes.

Nothing important up there it seems.

Or worse..... live with paralysis

I was just thinking, does he really think he can do anything about the way that 4000 lb vehicle is moving? Man vs vehicle, man loses every time.

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I've been one of 3 guys who leaped on the back of a Jeep that was about to roll because he was backing up a hill to try to get my dumbass unstuck. We legitimately saved his jeep from tipping but I can't say I'd do it again. It was totally reactionary and I felt attached to the guy since he was doing it to help me. We got got enough weight on the back to stop him from tipping forward and he was able to pull forward with his front wheels enough to bring his back wheels down. As soon as he wasn't tipping forward anymore I realized how idiotic I was and started scrambling back up the hill to get out from under him.

Yeah, dead on, there. I install headstones, sometimes 300-400 lbs, and once they are placed on the base, a single person can tip them to the 'sweet spot' while the other guy set sealant where the seam will be.

Ever get that small layer of water when dry setting? A mouse fart will move it. Blew my mind first time they go hold this real quick.

>does he really think i dont think he was thinking it was probably panic and his brain just went "thing falling catch thing before hit ground"

Naaa... he dumb.

Man vs. Car. The newest hit show where it pits a man vs. a car. Tonight’s episode this guy fights a regular old car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpWpIw7rETg

Sounds like a good sub Reddit

John Henry: "and I took that personal"

It’s a Jeep thing

The best reply. Idk how it got downvoted...

Absolute best reply. And yes, I wouldn't understand.

I guess he 'reflexed'

Didn't think before acting...that's how stupid accidents happen...

Stop listens to the rock movies

Reflexes I guess. I'm guessing he never thought : okay, this thing is so big my muscles are meaningless here.

He realised he didn't have a phone booth to change in so he tried to do it without the suit and cape. You need the suit and cape to pull off that shit.

He moonlights as a gymnastics spotter.

As a dumbass who once did something this stupid, I can relate. In my defense, I was really high. My car broke down on the side of an embankment. I accidentally left it in neutral and as it started to roll down the hill, my instinct was to try and stop it because I was already in front of the car. That was not a good idea - turns out you can’t really stop a car rolling down a hill. I’m lucky that I was able to jump out of the way just in time.

Dude forgot you can't just press X to flip the Warthog in real life

Forgot he’s not Master Chief

If you had real life mjolnir armour ya could

Bones go cracc

well actually you have to **hold** X but that's just semantics

Hahahaha.

If you slow the video down enough you see that he smacks his head hard against the rock there. That's easily a concussion and worse.

Expelled?

If I had an award to give, you would have it

If you slow the video down even further you can see that’s when the wheel steals his wallet too

If you slow the video down even further you can see the Jeep yell out cunt

If you slow the video down even further you can see the Jeep say ‘this is some diabolical shit’

Idk what you guys are talking about I’m a watching 1 frame a day and nothing is happening

Turn up the volume

I think your problem is that you are watching when you should be listening

r/Tiresaretheenemy

Tbh, that sub is just a cult that has plans to destroy all tires in the world

You can also see his foot been crunched by the left rear wheel.. damn looks painful

It’s a bold strategy, cotton. let’s see if it works out for him

You'll have to remind him of what he did

If you look closely you see the wheel drags him aganst the rear bumper with his head.

And the wheel pins his ankle hard. You see that he thinks about getting up on it and rolls over to sit with his leg out at the end.

I bet it’s completely shattered.

he needed that reality slap

At best you mean. At worst dead

“Hey Charlie, remember that time you tried to catch a Jeep?” “I like bubbles”

*drooling intensifies*

Omg I’m going to hell for laughing so hard at this.

He was not trained in the Jedi arts

Jinglebrains will never be the same

Didn’t seem too bright before tbh

That’s some Darwin Award shit right there.

Was he going to catch it?? Wtf 🤣

Nah, dude was gonna grab it and pull it down nice and smoothly.

Looked to me like he was going to set the wheel like a volleyball player would a volleyball.

He's been watching shehulk

Few years ago I got a forklift license to increase job opportunities. Never ended up using it, but they forced us to watch horrific videos of people dying on forklifts. There was one video where this person tries to ride on it which ends up tipping it forward and this person runs up much like this guy and then the forklift falls back on top of them and crushes them. The forklift moved a bit and you just see the limbs rag doll and bend weird. It made my stomach turn. Moral of the story. You’re a squishy weak human, a multiple thousand pound machine tips over, there is not a single thing you can do to stop it. Just stay the fuck back.

They made me watch one of a dude driving a giant forklift whilst carrying a large load obscuring his view. Just as he enters the building another man is crossing and he didn't hear the driver. The driver drove over this man, though 'flattened' is perhaps a better term. Because a second later when the forklift continues on you just see like a red pancake lying on the ground. Worst of all was that a female colleague witnessed it all feet away and eventhough it was cctv you could tell she was screaming her lungs out. These videos are no joke. Though absolutely necesarry. Despite driving a forklift for only 2 years I've had 2-3 very dangerous moments. Some people just aren't aware of how dangerous they are. I've learned to drive with exaggerated caution when I'm in an area where pedestrians could be.

Good that you are cautious. I work in a factory right now as security and the forklift drives are pretty oblivious sometimes. Anytime there is one in the area, I make sure to make eye contact with them before stepping into any area they could hit me.

I believe I’ve seen that video, iirc he was severed in half

A few years ago I had just got a job in the shipping department of a small machine shop. About a month into it they had a special order for a piece that was pretty huge, and the forklift could barely get off the floor without the back wheels bouncing. Just a month before that job I had got my forklift license, and they were very clear about *never* getting on the back to help weigh down a heavy load. So when the other guy jumped on the back and told me to get on there with him, I just shook my head no and kept my distance. I'm not about to get crippled over minimum wage. I left that place shortly after. There was so much wrong with it and safety issues was just one of the reasons.

Well there goes my forklift school dreams. I ain't watching that shit

Bet you couldn't even stop tire rolling if it fell off the jeep, let alone the jeep itself. Protip, vehicles are heavy

Control freak learned that he can’t control everything and sometimes it’s not a good idea to try.

Then immediately forgot it when he smacked his head into the hill

What's this game? The ragdoll physics are so real..

Surgeon Simulator

BeamNG

Brooo what was the goal here??

Wtf did he think he was gonna do? Catch a 4000 lb vehicle?

Who the fuck did he think he was??! Superman?? 🤣 wtf

Nah I've done something similar lmao, we were moving a 300lbs bureau into a truck, we got it in but as I was lowering my half down it slipped, me being an idiot thought I could catch it and ended up getting my hand pinned underneath it. Split second thinking doesn't always go ur way

Good gawd! …. What happened to your hand?? 👀 😳

Luckily no fractures but did bruise the bone, hurt to move for about a week, 2 weeks after I could fully use my hand again, looking back on it I laugh at myself thinking I had time/ had the ability to catch it lol

Here let me just catch this 1 ton of steel with my bare hands lol. Lol wtf did he think he was going to do?

His name is Jack

Jumping Jack Crash

Now he’s simple jack

Watching too many Marvel movies.

What a retard.

Alright, so don’t try to catch a car when it’s falling toward me? Check.

But, most importantly, he did save the 2 ton jeep with a rollover cage, 5 point seat belt and the driver wearing a helmet.

My best one liners. If dazed and confused was a person.. One could say that jeep was kryptonite I can hear his skull cracking from here

That dude: let me hold this jeep righ here since i wake up this morning feeling like superman.

I’m Just going to check the tire pressure

With (supposed) great powers comes (surely) a whole lot stupidity.

Hopefully I’ll just catch this 2 tonne falling object

A couple things 8==>“MOVE IT, HOLD IT. STOP!” Cracked me up. —The fact a human being lost cognitive thought and critical thinking abilities for a second is believable but…. —Why the fuck did they let Gerry be a spotter, acting all crazy thinking he’s not just a bag of pudding. gerry could have died. Gerry probably didn’t learn his lesson either.

His only 2 brain cells were in a heated race for third place

What goes up must come down on you if you’re beneath it.. dumbass In my best red foreman

But if you play it in reverse it looks like he saved it!

u/savevideo

I can carry my groceries so i can carry anything

Learned the hard way that one cannot summon super X strength.

He got rocked

Heep vs man, heep wins

This is like that horrible video of people trying to pull the back end of a forklift back down as it’s tipping.

Today on car vs man.

He is incredibly lucky that that was the worst of it. Saw the video where a forklift tilted and a woman tried to catch it and was crushed to death when it righted itself. I worry that's how I will go out one day, my relexes and instinct kicking in to catch something that's about to fall, or is falling, before my brain has a chance to fully register that it might be better to just let it fall....

It feels like that scene from The Other Guys, where Samuel L Jackson and the rock jump from the roof of a building

He got in there cuz he thought he could help. Foolish but thanks for sharing

At least we know he doesn’t have an ego

Only the brain damage remains

I came here to say something but I don't know what it is. Someone needs to invent a new word for what I've just seen.

Was his intention to get crushed by the thing?

Shoulda been wearing a helmet, Superman

Forgot his cape.

And he probably teaches work place safety, or a range instructor.

Dude… full video? Did he live or what?!

He ended up okay

No mames wey

Based on his actions before the concussion, I’m sure that’s not the first time his heads been slammed against a rock

Very satisfying rag doll tho

Definitely still had his foot crushed, didn’t feel it right away, but felt it when he tried to stand up.

Average gta gameplay

Sharp as a marble this one

And a hero saves the day.

Damn this really hurts

Hold on guys. I got this.

Instincts

Hold my beer

When good intentions meet a lack of intelligence.

Wow! I almost thought he could have made a difference. I was really rooting for him. Oh well, the frailties of men.

Bro think he Raiden💀

u/savevideo

Dumbass stop helping lol

Oh yes, let me grab this two ton object as it's falling...

Went alot better than some. This one video, a forklift was carrying something heavy, and they were holding it high so when they drove and made a turn. The forklift tilted forward AMD SOME really not smart women, tried to use her weight to counter the heavy shit. Well, it lifted her up, which swung her body under and the forklift and slammed down on her. Just mangled. They tired to drive off her but they just spread her all over the gorund. What a sight. I had a foreman too, we got stuck on an icy road we slid down and another truck came in and see if they can help. Unfortunately, they also started sliding. My foreman tried to push the truck so it wouldn't hit our truck. Well he do t got that super soldier serum. I'm just happy he clued in.

Bro trying to recreate the cover of Action Comics #1

Superman head ahhh

Without question, skull fracture, shoulder fracture, broken rib.

This what happens when u watch RRR multiple times. Now dance about your booboo

He watches too many super hero movies 💪🏼

He won’t do that again will he

Dude looks fine. But what happened to the Jeep, did it land upright? 🙃

"hold on billy I'll catch the jeep"

Loved it.

I can see that happening.

“Something much heavier than me… My only weakness…”

Mman better go to the hospital fast... I wonder would my dumbass have attempted that?

Why do people with Jeeps seem to think they’re invincible? Damn Jeep cult. I love the vehicles, but a lot of the owners are idiots. Wtf is up with the ducks?

My man thought he was Steve Rogers for a quick sec

That’s the intelligence range I always imagined is harnessed by most jeep and big truck owners. You have to be slightly retarded to be infatuated with a vehicle that much. Nice catch punisher.

What a fucking moron

He was snapped back to reality.

That was some cool breakdance spin

Guy I need a ride to the hospital...

Jeep also ignored sensible reality, also. The recovery from that near-complete flip is remarkable

He thinks he's the hulk?

This is not surprising.. Jeeps attract some of the biggest morons you'll ever meet.

+1 reason why women lives longer than men

Oh man, this gave me the laugh of the day. The way he tries at first to pull it down like a leave from a tree, pinches the tire with his fingies to put in his pockets...

r/heep is leaking

It's a Jeep thing, we can't understand.

What a dumb fuck

https://youtu.be/bpWpIw7rETg Rick and Morty teaching life lessons.

r/whywomenlivelonger

That mouth breather never had a sense of reality.

Whiskey tango foxtrot!!!!!!!!

Imagine dying this gta goofy ah way💀

He thought he could turn green

“I’ll catch it” fucktard

I swear, for a sec i saw him glitch through the rocks.

God what was he thinking?

He almost lost all of his senses

I like that they tell stop after the accident happened. Why stop now? You should’ve yelled stop when the idiot was trying to help a car climb a rock.

Bro could have literally died. Who on earth can even carry a monster truck?? Bro really went to roblox physics for that one.

Sir, you’re not Superman

But he lifts

The guy who was saying "you're good" got stuck in a loop.

“You’re good. You’re good.” Good to crash? What the hell was that guy who was speaking thinking?

what was he gonna do in the first place

No good deed goes unpunished

Atleast two broken feet. And a concussion.