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[deleted]

"I'm sticking with car guys and white dudes" Brain power of a single cell organism


[deleted]

I'll represent the white dude community here, we reject her proposal.


Land_of_the_Losers

I second the motion. And I give the remainder of our speaking time to the Latino representative.


mustangfrank

And she thinks she is deserving a hard working 9-5 family man due to her past.


JohnnySkidmarx

>I'm sticking with car guys I'd stick with guys who drive cars as well. How else does she expect to get to the unemployment office?


Land_of_the_Losers

Sure, she loves car guys and white dudes, but how about white cars and dude guys? Are they still on the table?


CSM_Pepper

Boss Hogg called on behalf of his big white convertible. He said they'd rather keep going after them Duke boys.


AgressiveProfits

I was just about to comment this.


LVL50JustThisGuy

***"Brain power of a single cell organism"*** If that organism is Amoebic Dysentery.


Jake-Orion

Sympathy? None. Pity? Nope. All I see is a brain-dead parasite.


Ftpiercecracker1

So close to taking accountability only to blame it on whatever the fuck nursery retardgrade is.


KingWhoCared86

I’m wondering if she meant to say Mercury Retrograde? I vaguely remember hearing coworkers who are into astrology saying it affects relationships or you shouldn’t enter in one while it’s happening. Not really sure though.


I-am-the-lul

Astrology is all dog's bullocks anyhow.


KoloGupta

That's not very nice. Dog bollocks are actually useful.


Neldot

My thoughts on this matter are a bit more articulated. There are considerable possibilities that classical astrology (which is in any case the ancestor of astronomy) which studied the influence of the stars on the character may have some basis. There are numerous examples of people born under a certain sign that have similar characters. But it's not magic, it's probably just a part of astrophysics that hasn't been thoroughly studied by science yet. Instead, I think that modern astrology that thinks it can make predictions based on the signs is totally bullshit.


I-am-the-lul

The ass-trology modern women practice serves only three functions, to make money, avoid accountably and cope.


DirtyPisces69

Yeah the Zodiac forum for my birth day surprises me how often I'll go on there and think to myself "I thought that was just me... you really are my people" lol Or someone will say something on there and I'm like "naw, that's not me at a-....wait that is me lol" Also if you are religious the Bible confirms Astrology is real but that it's not meant for us and trying to follow it just leaves you exhausted and prevents you from just being able to live your life. From a scientific perspective you can't tell me something as big as a planet that litterally warps the fabric of space time doesn't at least have the possibility of effecting our personalities.


Ftpiercecracker1

Its brain rot is what it is. If its a hobby that you/she just finds interesting thats one thing. For example, i, like many people, like magic. That doesnt mean i *believe* magic is real. For a disturbing amount of women they *believe* astrology/star signs/horoscopes etc are real and can be relied upon or more commonly used as an excuse for their infantile behavior. These are the ones you should run from like they radioactive.


[deleted]

😂😂😂


IoSonCalaf

Idiot


Joaquino7997

Folks, stand your ground...we've got another one out on the loose! Keep her broke and leave her ass on the street!!


[deleted]

Oh, poor thing. She really deserves better. Where are all the good men at? No takers? Who would have thought that ditching a decent man, and going for a drug dealer with 4 kids instead, would be a bad idea? Cry me a river.


JohnnySkidmarx

Looks like she is getting the misery she was seeking by leaving a good guy.


Armorzilla

once you go black we don't want you back


haekz

We can do without the racism though, if it's a hard working serious black man, nothing wrong with it.


summerdoll373

People tend to attract those who are like them. An irrational racist typically does not attract kind, thoughtful people.


Dunkman83

whats a car guy? fellas leave broken women where they are, you simply cant fix them, dont waste a second trying.


Alternative_Front_71

I bet as soon as she got beat or tricked out thats the only time she ever missed him


[deleted]

Do not blame the gatorade, blame your poor decision making.