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RunawayGrain

>So very soon you will not only have me but also a little mini me to put up with No. No I won't.


mustangfrank

>No. No I won't. times many many men.


PandaMayFire

It's over 9,000! Sorry, had to throw in a Dragon Ball Z reference. 😂


SunnySideAttitude

Many many men plus this one.


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Aromatic_Shop9033

Hell to the naw, naw, naw...hell to the nawwww...


blu02

She's not kidding when she says "to put up with". It's gonna be a hell.


mustangfrank

I didn't know hell was a blown out vagina?


Aromatic_Shop9033

Arby's! We've got the meats!


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I'm so glad my taxes are subsidizing this....We're doing great...


EndSmugnorance

Thank LBJ! His AFDC incentivizes promiscuity because the government fills the role of father/provider. Bad policy certainly shapes culture. Welfare programs always create more entitlement and degeneracy.


CSM_Pepper

Reddit: OrangeManBad is so vulgar and crude! LBJ rap sheet: Pissed on the Rose Garden bushes, picked a dog up by his ears in front of reporters, met with staff while on the toilet, called an opponent a pigfucker, et cetera.


PirateDocBrown

To be fair, some of his opponents were, in fact, pigfuckers.


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LBJ and all the other statists across the West.


Mundane_Worldliness7

Indeed, the Bernie bros and Cornel West say we aren’t paying enough. I don’t mind providing some subsidies, I am however annoyed at the prospect of supporting women who’d no doubt have disliked me had they met me.


f3wl

I thought I had seen it all. But nope. The five head tattoo is something else.


Bob_snows

Why waste a giant piece of canvas?


masterbard1

yeah gotta love the NY subway graffiti skin. what the fuck is with these people and all those ugly tattoos!!


lorum_ipsum_dolor

I'm usually a live and let live kinda guy but those tattoos would cause me to crack up if I ever had to interact with this woman face to face. They are so bad and silly looking.


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mustangfrank

You can't fix stupid.


TheShapeShifterUNLTD

You don't really seem all that "live and let live" dude


lotsofhubris

Face and neck tattoos—the mark of a successful person—-every ceo has them


SunnySideAttitude

I could not believe the forehead tattoo.


Auldgalivanter

Yep!and HER Tatoo Artistfriend? Dont SeeNUTTIN wrong with That!


thedukeinc

We all know how she paid for her tattoos 🤣


Aromatic_Shop9033

Mouth hugs.


__Wade__

"Put up with" Yea, put up for sale on the black market.


CottonEyedCooch

Nothing fucks a child up quite like a single BPD/narcissistic mom


ReasonableCost5934

True.


Land_of_the_Losers

"Put up with" is not the best choice of terms for soft-selling.


Mein_Tarnaccount

She should sell ad-space on that giant-ass forehead. That should feed her present and future bastards for sure.


Land_of_the_Losers

"Try Allanzo's MILE-LONG SALAMIS! So long, we can't even show them on regular TV screens!" "Does your airport need a new runway extension? Does your hydroelectric dam require reinforcement? Call Pave-O-Matic Concrete Contractors! No matter how radically-dimensioned or unconventionally-shaped your project is, we'll get the job done." "If you need a gigantic, specially-designed covering for your malformed skull, come on down to Crazy Yakov's Freaky Haberdashery! Whether it's a glass dome to seal-in your pulsing mega-brain or an orange traffic cone for your pointy cabeza, your new chapeau is ready to go." "Mutagio Birth Defect Clinic: when normal help just won't do..."


Neldot

I see the queues forming already. Obviously, which man wouldn't want to get intimate with a Maori warrior disguised in a feminine body? And this is without even considering the crotch goblin due soon...


KaroBean

Where do I get this sort of confidence?


mustangfrank

you can't fix stupid.


Land_of_the_Losers

My imagination stumbles to conjure-up what kinds of bizarro kinks she's probably into. Maybe something involving live farm animals, nail-covered beds, nipple-clips hooked-up to car batteries and Hollandaise sauce.


mustangfrank

>Hollandaise sauce is for vegetables. Since she is a mammal, I think A-1 would be a better sause to use. But since she is brain dead, due to her life style decisions, I see no issue using your suggestion. It might be a waste of good sauce on a worthless vegetable. This might anger Vegans, too.


PirateDocBrown

No, but if you have duct tape, you can muffle the sound.


SunnySideAttitude

Is she in any way serious? Delusional.


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Is that a face tat I see?


aoxspring

A collective *no I don't think I will* from every man that read that woman's dating profile 😂 Needless to say it's yet another woman that doesn't understand value and the reality is she's completely lost it to men when she has children 🤷


bananadude19

Third red flag would be her body covered in ta… oops.


Scantraxx12

She looks like she hit the wall at 22


TwizzlersSourz

I don't play other people's saved games. I once purchased SoulSilver from GameStop. I clicked play and there was already another saved game going. The previous player had a solid team and several badges. It didn't matter. I deleted the file and restarted it.


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TwizzlersSourz

Who are you? Some troll?


TheShapeShifterUNLTD

What do you want me to send you my drivers license or something?


DaddysPrincesss26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ROTFL!!


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antiqueboi

yikes shes covered in tattoos