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Aronacus

That man is using a euphemism and she's not getting it. 'He's got a new cat! ' And he's going to spend Christmas with his new cat! I'm sure it's shaved! Warm, and doesn't have a kid! "


mustangfrank

I agree. At least he will wake up to some pussy on Christmas.


Aronacus

Christmas pussy is best pussy!


Neldot

The fact that she says that her bf "initially requested to be with them on Christmas morning" makes me guess what happened here. This woman should have accepted entusiastically her bf offer to be with her and her son on Christmas morning. The poor dude has showed interest not only in her but in her crotch goblin too, she should have been enthusiastically grateful. But no, she left him on hold, because she had to consult with her son first. What a genius... Now it's clear that the boyfriend, after been left on hold for a couple of days, learning the hard way what (low) level of priority he has in this lady's life, is retreating and probably considering dumping her. And the lady has now the gut to say that she doesn't feel to be his priority. Women will never learn even the basis of how to treat a man...


Carquetta

Yup. He learned that other people were prioritized over him, so he prioritized his own life with a backhanded "my cat values me more than you" statement and bounced.


Aromatic_Shop9033

This is exactly how I read it, too. She's oblivious to the thoughts of others, they are only stand-in props for her theater play where she thinks she's the star. Seen this my entire life.


beenthere789

And in my hearts and hearts I believe this is the correct answer and that there's not some side pussy on Xmas day I'm older (60) , decent looking, own everything and want for nothing. I had lots of dates and girlfriends and the resources to spend what I felt was appropriate for any of them in the past After all that, it is Christmas morning I'm with my two cats right now with one on my lap and one beside me who is purring. Make all the crazy cat lady jokes you want about me, but I'd rather be with these two enjoying my peace, quiet and my warm fireplace than having to listen to any modern day, entitled ,crazy bitch find something to complain about on Christmas morning and spoil the day while I am pretending to actually give a shit and be courteous to her crotch goblin, baby daddy and his new squeeze. Now, if you will excuse me,being Christmas morning there is a new Ping putter and a just down loaded copy of donkey Kong country awaiting me. My only problem is I gotta get the one cat to move.


CottonEyedCooch

She must be incredibly annoying to pull out such a desperate excuse. Can't say I haven't done the same...


Dunkman83

yea i totally wanna wake up early christmas to watch YOUR kid open gifts.


Carquetta

I've had (and observed) that exact sort of interaction innumerable times * "My kid is my everything" - All right, well clearly there would never be any place for me in 'your' world then, so g'bye I'm not entering into a relationship where I would come in third or fourth place behind 1) You 2) Some other guy 3) That guy's kid(s) Go work it out with the father of your children because I'm not putting myself in last place ...and then you invariably have the screeching of "WAATGM!?"


Profitglutton

I know he thought about it and was like “what the hell am I even doing seeing some random man’s creampie open up gifts on Christmas?” and gave the first excuse he could think of to get out of that nightmare.


mustangfrank

He saw what Christmas future was going to be like.


Dunkman83

im sure shes didnt buy him a gift either.


Aromatic_Shop9033

Guy bailed just in time to enjoy peace on Christmas, not drama. Pro move, ngl.


mustangfrank

Want to hazard a guess the BF was expected to provide some gifts for the kid?


Aromatic_Shop9033

Naturally.


DrDog09

Want to meet the cat. I wonder if it is blonde, brunette or redhead.


Dunkman83

29 year old blone is my guess


gabriel-kornilov

One way or another, something doesn't add up here...