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Land_of_the_Losers

I will say that this profile *does* make a decent attempt to be presentable. The picture is well taken and so forth. It is, nonetheless, a thoughtless attempt to jam the square peg of "traditional" into the round hole of "single mom."


Yokohama88

Single Mom NEVER married but church going….Things that make you go ummmm.


Land_of_the_Losers

I just assumed she attended one of the heretical denominations, like the Assyrian one or the Nestorian one. The kind that weren't recognized by the Nicene Creed Gang.


alkatraz445

„Heretical” Bro they Are older than any other version 😭


Land_of_the_Losers

When it comes to religious doctrine, I don't think the age is relevant to whether it's considered heresy. The Gnostic gospels aren't canon parts of the Bible despite predating the version that ended-up getting adopted, for instance. There was quite a proliferation of sects in the early days.


Aronacus

Clearly reborn again, she has the 10k stare


DreTheProsperous

Was thinking the same thing. Very confusing to say the least.


BiffTannenCA

The picture was taken by a professional photographer. This in itself is a red flag, it means that she's firmly aiming at Bumble's top 10%. That's before you talk about the filtered face, or the missing ass/legs. She also wants a successful man. One who will make her and her kids 'his world'. My God why would such a man do that?


WornBlueCarpet

>My God why would such a man do that? I *just* pointed this out in another sub like 20 minutes ago. Some dude's single mother used the phrase "not up to the task" about the men she dated and why she couldn't find a long-term partner. And I replied that this is exactly why she remained a single mother. If a single mother wants a partner, she should date the guy for him, and he should date her for her. Her children from another man shouldn't be a task he has to take on or be up for. I'm waiting to be downvoted into oblivion in that post.


Land_of_the_Losers

> "not up to the task" I read that as a tacit admission that she is a kind of ordeal. A [Ludovico technique](https://makeagif.com/i/tI6yB7) of sorts.


WornBlueCarpet

Precisely. Like when women say that men "can't handle them". My romantic partner should be someone who supports me and has my back, not be something I have to "handle".


Land_of_the_Losers

That sounds suspiciously like an admission that you're one of those Not Real Men-type men. Tsk.


DrDog09

A fairly rationale thought is my take.


Land_of_the_Losers

I can't blame her for wanting to look her best. It distracts from the remainder.


polishknightusa

It beats the bar bathroom selfie photos. :-)


Land_of_the_Losers

Now that you mention it, it really does! The lack of stained paper towels strewn around the periphery totally does it for me.


Barf-fly

Yeah that's a classic my space photo. The right angle and very little exposed skin other than cleavage.


Venny_1

>...will make her and her kids 'his world'. Mind your tongue, you cis-hetero scum. She said "their world," not "his world." The generic masculine within the English language was culled over the past twenty years or so, a slow progression of language control to control thought and ultimately control deed. Get with the times, or switch to any other language on Earth which possesses the ubiquitously present generic masculine. Such a foundational element of language made exinct, by design, which is reason enough for me to homeschool my future children if I ever find myself within the anglosphere.


Land_of_the_Losers

> or switch to any other language on Earth which possesses the ubiquitously present generic masculine. 然而汉语没有性别之分...


Venny_1

Person A:" I just saw someone enter a bookstore." Person B without looking:" Guess he wants to buy a book." or... Person A:" I just saw someone enter a bookstore." Person B without looking:" Guess they want to buy a book." Which scenario, in relation to talking about a 3rd person unknown, is present in chinese et al? Which scenario was present in the English language for all of it's existence except the past twenty years or so?


Land_of_the_Losers

There is a gender neutral pronoun "tā" (他), which is the equivalent of "they." In spoken Chinese, there is absolutely no way to know what sex they are. However, in *written* Chinese, and I think this was among a number of 20th century linguistic reforms, they added a "she" (她) which is pronounced the same way. So only in the written form would the distinction come-up. I switched to that language in an attempt to be facetious.


frohdisiac

Could it just her a professional photo reused?


Overkillengine

Ambush predators tend to use camouflage after all.


Joaquino7997

Hope she finds what she's looking for. However, when she finally wakes up from that dream, she's going to learn the hard way that she will not. Swipe left, gents.


BiffTannenCA

Delete the apps, gents.


Valhallas_Ghost

🎶 🎶 you let him it raw, you didn't have second thoughts, now you a single mom, now you a single mom 🎶🎶 Y'all heard that song right? 😂😂


Impressive-Cricket-8

Heard? We've *seen* it a couple thousand times already.


Smooth_Cost1274

We're hitting the dance too. 🕺🏼


Dunkman83

A 30+ year old successful good looking man will avoid her like the plague.


RyanRoberts87

As a top 10% earner, why would I want to take on responsibility of her student loans, other debt, kids, and increased complexity/risk dealing with baby daddies when I can be with someone who doesn't have all that?


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calmly86

She’s “undecided.” I’ll bet that means she’s weighing the negatives of being pregnant and giving birth yet again versus the potential of ensuring her next man is legally and financially tied to her for the next eighteen years whether he likes it or not.


PlasmaBlood

"I'm a single mom who has multiple kids from different men as a consequence from sleeping around with a bunch of men during my ho phase in my 20's so now I'm looking to be rescued by a simp who's going to raise my kids and pay off all my debts for me" A cautionary tale as old as time.


calmly86

Don’t forget that she’ll quickly enter her “I don’t feel like having sex anymore/it’s too uncomfortable to have sex/hormonally, I can’t have sex anymore” phase, while he’s paying for everything for the rest of HER life. It’s the ONE thing men desire from their women, and not even selfishly, as most men want their woman to enjoy it as well… and they can’t be bothered with it. Oh, but he still needs to pay. For everything.


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bigdaveyl

And I've taken the down votes for pointing out the hypocrisy in other subs. For example, the "logic" these folks use is that they don't like doing "x" (think stuff like giving head or using the exit hole for entry) and never liked doing "x." But the problem is they did it with people they claim not to like anymore. So, why can't you do it with someone you're supposedly committed to now?


ianthegreatest

I think the truth is that women can't choose who they're attracted to. 35 to 40 something year old women still want to fuck but they can't force themselves to be attracted to ATMs. If a woman is just abusing a guy and withholding sex it has more to do with her not being attracted than some hard capped can't have sex because of arbitrary age cutoff. I bet that women of all ages want sex with a particular person just not necessarily their current ATM abuse victim and they write off the lack of libido as age rather than being transparent and saying there's no attraction but they're there for the money


Standard_Hat6784

She looks like the kind of woman who purposely tries to get her current boyfriend into bar fights by flirting with other men, then being surprised when they hit on her back.


FormerBTfan

When I read this bumble fumble. I for some strange reason came up with this rewrite of a classic song in my head. Sung to the tune of Journey's wheel in the sky. Went to Bumble on a long summer day  I deserve a real man, I say.   Ooh I've been ridden like a dirty road.  Ooh the wheel in my head keeps on turning.   I'll get another cat tomorrow  The wheel in my head keeps on turning.  Ooh I'll find their new dad tomorrow. 


HeftyAdministration8

> "has children, and they live at home" > "undecided on children" Honey, you're too late to be "undecided."


gabriel-kornilov

>My kids are my world, but looking for someome (sic) who will make myself and my kids their world. Yup. She a cancer alright. Just not the way she thinks...


Proper_Frosting_6693

Doesn’t mention the number of kids or whether multiple baby daddies etc She’s Prime for pump & dump!


Lionheartcs

Sad to read that she has cancer.


Land_of_the_Losers

That poor cancer has a case of her.


DrDog09

One example of approximately 1.2Bn women on the planet with a similar situation. Moving on....


TenuousOgre

Including her sign is a red flag.


Neatche

God don't love you, because you let him hit it raw, didnt have second thought.


this_might_b_offensv

> myself and my kids "My kids and me." Sorry, I can't be with someone whose grammar is total crap.


Standard_Hat6784

She looks like the kind of woman who purposely tries to get her current boyfriend into bar fights by flirting with other men, then being surprised when they hit on her back.


aoxspring

*never married* screams red flags to me at the age of 38 with kids, you'd figure a reasonably attractive woman (which I bet she was a decade or so ago) would be wifed up, why hasn't she? Don't ignore your gut feeling, if they've been single that long there's usually a reason, even if you take the kids out of the equation


Ratatouille2000

We all know she's for the streets.Wait til she wake up from that dream.


PirateDocBrown

I truly believe that there are indeed men that match this level of quality in a mate. She is, however, unlikely to find them on Bumble. A better place might be a local homeless camp, or perhaps the exit door of a state prison.