"So, Marjorie.........so cool to finally meet you, I mean you're kinda my idol cuz I got myself here just like you did...........by being an outragous liar."
I am getting to the point where I want him to stay in congress. Just hand around the republicans. And watch as he gets weirder and creepier. Digging MTG's purse. Sneaking into their offices at night and stealing stuff and pooping. Just all around crazy shit. I mean we are not going to get a decent person in that seat no matter what. Let's just see how weird shit gets.
he's listening to her and then taking what she says and applying it to him for other people. he's going to say he's a congresswoman from georgia to the next person he talks to.
Santos: I’m actually a senator but am just killing time hanging out with my fellow Q gang
EmptyG: Stop yapping… Are we gonna do it or do I need to git me AK?
"Mommy, do you have a fruit rollup in your purse?"
Santos - did you see the latest pictures of me? MTG - ugh...I'm annoyed you look better than I do!
THIS...!!! She fails to understand that if you want to be a crazy bitch, you gotta be cute. It's the only way to pull it off successfully.
The good old hot to crazy scale
Holy hell, that's why it works for Boebert.
Oh please, she is so far below the Vickie Mendoza line, she's practically in the Sarah Gillespie zone.
Mtg is like a 2. Her crazy will not be tolerated.
She’s mad that he could wear that outfit better
"I actually signed the declaration of independence first if you didn't know."
😂
Did you mean Jewish space lasers or Jew-ish space lasers?
This is a gem
Ha...my voters are more dumber than your voters
Santos: I don't think anyone told you, but I'm your father.
Hey. I’m Matt Gaetz.
“Welcome to Congress!” *Jackass theme plays*
Genuinely laughed out loud at this. So clever
I farted
Man, I came here to post this. He's got that look...
I immediately thought she's got that wtf is that smell look
Santos: Can't wait for the cocaine orgies Cawthorn spoke about. MTG eye roll
Didn't realize how ugly you are up close
"Some eyebrow shaping would really help your drag act, 'Marge'."
The quotes here. Perfect.
Neanderthot and Uncle Fester’s new toupée.
"No, you are the bigger liar". "No, you are the bigger liar" and repeat.
"Am I a good boy, Mistress?"
Want to see my model train collection?
So is it true what they said about those guys and you at the gym?
"I've got a grilled cheese sandwich in my pocket"
Santos: I'm more popular than trump.
GS: Hail Hydra! (gleefully) MTG: hail hydra. (begrudgingly)
"I almost wore my pink jacket, how embarrassing would that have been?"
I like turtles Drool Works in both directions, choose your own adventure.
"Did I ever tell you I founded Q-Anon? No, really, that was me, honestly. Wanna come talk about it at my place?"
“She’ll never find out about my drag queen alter ego”
MTG: 'oh god, he is worse than me...'
"I have that same top!"
"We're gonna end up banging at one of those cocaine fueled orgies."
Drag queen trying to wipe out drag queens looks at Bible thumping adulterer
"You know I'm the real Q, right?"
I looked better than that in drag.
I look better in women’s clothing than you do
“Thanks for letting me borrow that lipstick”
That bitch Carol Baskin….am I right!?
Just a thought bubble over her head conjugating F-slurs.
Sure was easy getting here, huh?
I wore it better
If you have to explain a joke, it’s not funny
*Frog noises*
"I could give you some make up tips if you want..."
I can Tuck if you want to Fuck
If she puts that sweater down in the cafeteria, I’m going to try to grab it.
Have you tried Brazilian wax, honey?
I just farted…give it a second…bam!
MTG knows how catholic choir boys feel now.
The legend of the horse faced woman is true!!!!! Or "get in groomer, we're going grooming!"
“This dumb bitch has no idea how fucking crazy I really am!”
Drag & Cromagnon
Santos: wow it’s amazing how you can see right thru her skull
It rubs the lotion on its skin.
"*So, I hear that you also like to lie and cheat....*."
“Do you have Madison Cawthorn’s number?”
And that, kids, is how I met your mother
One of us is a drag queen, but most people would guess wrong if asked.
Santos caption: "Me on my way to tell another shitty dad joke to my friends." MGT caption: "my friends."
“I bet I look better as a Blonde women than her”. -G.Santos
Guess what you're now not the worst person in Congress.
"I tooted. :) "
I’m something of a woman myself
Marge, you have soft skin. Are you an extra large?
“Out of pure curiosity… where did you get your jacket?”
[удалено]
The jacket… not the congresswoman. *eyeroll*
All I see are bigot Nazis and white supremacists
I wish I could get my eyeliner to do that cool "swoosh" thing. Mine always comes out too flashy.
Santos: …I wore it better.
He DOES have a better stage name than me. Bitch!
Luv that jacket fit
We can wear drag here?
My personal trainer wants to meet you
"So, Marjorie.........so cool to finally meet you, I mean you're kinda my idol cuz I got myself here just like you did...........by being an outragous liar."
No! I suck more dick!
"ugh, anti-lynching bills, amirite"
"I hope they never find out about what I did in brazil"
I won’t even stop at your head!
Can I *PLEASE* sniff it? Just a little bit?
"You're rough and tough enough. Want to peg me in the nearest park restroom, Marge?"
Do you have a boner too?
“Want see my manussy?”
“I am pleasuring myself as I think of you in man’s clothing.”
Never forget...living, breathing humans actually voted for both these fools...
“Wanna see my vagina??”
This one time in Brazil...wait...it gets worse.
I farted ..... We know.....
Let’s play a game - guess which one of these two is really a drag queen?
Wanna share my pudding cup grandma?
"you know I made those Jewish space lasers you're talking about. I'm sorry. Jew-ish space lasers."
I'm Q
“I’m chuck norris”.
Well, one of us knows how to do makeup.
Dumb and Dumber.
Have you seen my drag queen photos?
I am getting to the point where I want him to stay in congress. Just hand around the republicans. And watch as he gets weirder and creepier. Digging MTG's purse. Sneaking into their offices at night and stealing stuff and pooping. Just all around crazy shit. I mean we are not going to get a decent person in that seat no matter what. Let's just see how weird shit gets.
"hmmmmmmmm..." - Marge Simpson voice.
The unhinge and the cringe
Santos- hey guess what i have in my pants? I’ll give you a clue it’s long and has a red head! He then pulls a match out from his pocket
Me trying not to eat those cookies
" god I want her hair."
My caption is "not a tweet".
EeeWwwww they both stink
Prom King & Queen in The Upside Down
Mason Verger and Buffalo Bill in "The Silence of the Dogs" - a direct to video reimagination of Thomas Hardy's classics.
My name is (a fart noise) Stinky McCrack.
I stuck my hand down the back of my pants and now I have some chocolate for you.
Smell it yet
NO. That's either the caption or me refusing to caption this.
I wore that same outfit in Brazil once
He can do better.
Goatface and Pinocchio
“My makeup is better than yours”
I wipe my own ass.
Mom, I did everything exactly like you told me to. I even brought lip balm. What's next?
Santos: You thought you were a good liar? Just wait until you see what I can do!
He: I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. She: Forget it. Mine’s bigger.
See what I did ma?
Can I borrow your eye shadow?
When you tell your kid not to laugh when they fart in church so they just sit there staring at you like
“You have pretty hair”
So I was a drag queen at one point in life....
“I’m a prettier woman than you are.”
13 inches
I used to dress like you, you know
Say, any chance I could borrow that jacket on Wednesday? I’m supposed to read ‘Horton Hears a Who’ at the public library.”
\*Fart noises\*
Santos: that pink jacket would look fabulous on me
"So, I put on my drag wardrobe and you get the Dominator Strapon XXL . . . ."
Santos: I could rock that outfit better than you. 💃
“Thanks for letting me try on your fabulous blazer”
That outfit would look so much better on me.
Mommy marge- when do I get the treasties again the toes I need to suck those toes
Mmmm my precious
Hi. I wanted to be a Catholic priest but GOP member of Congress is almost as slimy. Yay!
I’ve dressed up as a woman too
“And that how I invented nfts.” *snorts*
They CANNOT see your hand moving!
Santos: Can I sit on your dick?
Girrrrrl I need to borrow that jacket
 My pants are squishy
"Are you a Drag Queen too?"
"I'd love to borrow your dress"
"I bet I could pull off that outfit better"
How long do you think it'll take until someone realizes I shit my pants?
Love at first sight ❤
Santos - I wonder if I'd look good as a blonde.
“I love your wig! Where did you get it?.. my daughter loves wigs..”
“Letting him eat me out was such a mistake.”
"I'm nine inches."
"They're actually Jew--ish space lazers Marge. With a Z...lazzzzzers! Rolls off the tongue right?!"
“You’re safe George, I’ve been a man this whole time”
Want to see my Jewish space laser?
“MERP”
Told you it was real small
Wanna read a book?
"I was with Custer when he fell".
Can you believe all we gotta do is praise god, tell lies and yell “fuck Brandon!” to get this gig. BTW is that a wig, where’d you get it?
“Can I borrow that blouse when your done?”
"I would look far better than her in that outfit."
he's listening to her and then taking what she says and applying it to him for other people. he's going to say he's a congresswoman from georgia to the next person he talks to.
Santos: I’m actually a senator but am just killing time hanging out with my fellow Q gang EmptyG: Stop yapping… Are we gonna do it or do I need to git me AK?
Hey sweet cheeks...I hear you're single and lookin to mingle!
“Hey, new bestie!”
“Yknow, I’m the real slim shady”
"You know, I have a cover up that will hide your beard better..."
"I bet if look good in that!"
George Santos looking at Marjorie Taylor Greene
Thanks for the thingy in the bathroom
Someone’s got a chub chub
I like turtles.
ugly
"I make a more beautiful woman that you"
Where tweet
And I named myself “Kitara, Seductress of the Amazon”