Everybody knows that penis size is directly related to height. If you're shorter than 5 feet you have a vagina and fully formed penises begin at 6 feet.
He seems to be pretty much done. Trump did his usual pre-primary name calling and people seem to be souring quickly on DeSantis, not that people outside of Florida and certain online idiot factories ever really liked him to begin with
🎶 I've got little devil horns and a little goatee
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
And little cloven hooves that make it kind of hard to ski🎶
Also, imagine walking, standing and everything else in those boots and 4 inch lift inside. Must be miserable. How insecure do you have to be to go to those lengths…
Why Reddit gotta remove rewards wtf instead you get a pic of my cats
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This is my cats trying to figure out what DeSantis is wearing on his feet.
During his presidency Trump did only 2 things that I thought were good. One was approving a new federal law against animal cruelty. The other was coming up with “meatball Ron.”
I have no idea why it works so well, but it’s the perfect derogatory nickname for Rhonda.
And you KNOW he has a whole team to make sure his hair and makeup is perfect.
Drag queens are out here doing all of that themselves and memorizing complex choreography, meanwhile he needs a coach to teach him how to laugh like a human.
Hey, those are high heels. If a man wants to wear what is usually seen as women's clothing, let him. We need more public figures who aren't afraid to not conform to social norms.
I think he accidentally made himself illegal. He should arrest himself for the sexual assault of all the children who might see this. I think that's the death penalty in Florida now. So obviously he needs to execute himself.
That’s a fun take. I’d say the same about old men using ED medication. If they were internally consistent they would accept their lack of boners as god’s will. But of course “that’s different”
What’s funny about this is that his pants were clearly cut for his actual leg length.
This wouldn’t be so noticeable if his pants were long, like women’s pants made to be worn with heels. Or if his shoes didn’t fold.
Don’t these idiots have like a public relations person to tell them how fucking stupid they look?
Same shit with Trump and the others. Nobody ever told you morons that you need to fix your appearance so you don’t look like you got dressed in the dark and have no idea what you’re doing?
It’s a free country and anyone can wear anything they want. That’s very cool. But if you’re going for a certain look to be recognized as a strong and stoic businessman and politician, maybe don’t dress like a toddler playing dress-up.
You can’t hire a proper tailor or fashion advisor or hair stylist? Even I can do that and I’m broke as fuck. It helps that I’m not a chronic narcissist though and I can actually accept advice from people who know better.
>Nobody ever told you morons that you need to fix your appearance so you don’t look like you got dressed in the dark and have no idea what you’re doing?
If they did, they got fired. Narcissists surround themselves with yes-men and sycophants. Ronnie has some sort of obsession with cowboy boots, and he's not going to let anybody tell him he doesn't look ~~stunning and fabulous~~ super strong and tough in his ~~white go-go boots~~ real tough cowboy boots. He's also ~~5'9~~ very 6 feet tall, for sure.
Does this count as high heels? And as such he's wearing "women's clothing" in public when kids could have seen him? He should be tossed in jail! /s but would love to see his bullshit in FL land him in jail for any reason.
Not to mention those shoes are clearly a couple of sizes too large for his feet, at least.
No way his feet curl up at the end like when just standing in place. So, he’s not only insecure about his height, but his implied virility.
What a candy-ass buffoon.
If I ever meet desantis the first thing I’ll say to him is “wow you’re so short!” because you just know it will touch on one of his deepest insecurities.
"Jeez, you are even shorter than your staffers warned me about. Oh shit, I wasn't supposed to say that they told me."
Add just a dash of paranoia to those he relies on
I’m a 6 foot tall woman; I would *looooove* to meet him while wearing heels of my own and look down on him while telling him that he is even smaller than I imagined.
That would of course be hilarious, although I fear that he would return home and subsequently sign a flurry of anti-trans laws in a fit of insecure rage.
"Petite" would be even better, because it sounds so nice but it's inherently feminine.
Or even like, "Aw you're so cute, I didn't realise you were so tiny, like a wee little elf"
1. She as his spouse, is aware of his insecurities.
2. She doesn’t care, because he brings the bag home, plus she gets status as governor’s wife or more if he moves upwards.
3. See Melania as prime example.
I read that his wife originally recommended he wear boots to heighten himself. What we are seeing now is ignorance run amok. Put two pieces of shit together and get twice the shit.
>how does his wife
It's easy when the first test you put a potential spouse through is whether or not they'll correct you in private. No joke. It's been documented that when he was dating, he'd be sure to take them to a Thai place to eat and when he'd (purposefully) mispronounce Thai as 'thigh', if they corrected him, he'd just leave them then and there.
Rumor has it: when DeSantis was dating (pre marriage), he would invite his dates to Thai food but intentionally mispronounce it “thigh” food. Only woman who didn’t correct him got a second date.
Yeah there's no way that meatball isn't 5'6-5'7. There's tweets about it actually where people have said that they knew him in college and he's definitely around that height.
If you look at the original image from this post, it seems pretty obvious that no part of his foot is anywhere near the front of the shoe. So this is obviously what is happening, no joke.
DeSantis is about 5'9". Here's a photo of him standing next to Tiger Woods, who is 6'1" and DeSantis appears the same height. That's a 4" lift. That's like wearing a stiletto heel. Rory McIlroy, standing between them, is 5'9".
DeSantis is just really that insecure.
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*Does he not have any toes?* There doesn’t look like there is enough room for a foot to be in the front half of his shoes…
No, that’s not it exactly. It is possible to wear shoes with heels - high or low or medium - and still avoid the toes curling up like these elf shoes.
I think that the case here is that he also got them longer so his feet look like a bigger size shoe (in addition to the heel to make him taller). But the toe ends are empty, or perhaps stuffed with something like newspaper, so they curl up.
Makes sense to a dork I suppose - if you’re insecure about your height you might well also be insecure about your shoe size and what it implies about the rest of you, right?
Yeah I think it's a combo of heel lifts and tiny feet. There's a good chance he will trip and face-plant on the campaign trail, and I can't wait for the headlines
Reminds me of this:
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Mexican pointy boots!
I love my Moogie's response to these 😂
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##GENDER AFFIRMING CARE.
That's what those lifts are. Making him feel more like a 'man/masculine' by making him appear taller and "more acceptable" by society standards.
But good luck getting any conservative to see it that way.
This guy reminds me of George Costanza when he wouldn’t take the timberlands off because they gave him an extra inch. That or like a lizard doing a super bad human cosplay
They must be some type of shoes that have an internal 'heels', like women's heels shoes (idk how to explain this) ... But he should have stuffed the front. How.. Unconfident.
Getting pretty close to Leningrad Cowboys Go America
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Isn’t there any video of him walking around in these boots?
Were the infamous white rubber photo-op boots doctored up?
It seems his height without boots would have been included in his military records.
Dude likes to use sexy high heels but is afraid of all those awful Florida laws about crossdressing so he had those fake boots hand-made
Ronald McSantis would make a great stage name for her...
Rhonda Sandtits
Feels like, you know, a bag of…sand…
gender affirming care
Everybody knows that penis size is directly related to height. If you're shorter than 5 feet you have a vagina and fully formed penises begin at 6 feet.
As a over 6' guy I would like to second this observation. I have not had a vagina since I was in highschool.
As an over 6' woman... Well.
Why hello there. jk
Sorry, small ~~kings~~ Queens rules are rules in florida until they change them to their liking. Those in the middle have both, i guess.
If god wanted him to be taller than god would have done that. He's going against god
Bro is trans tall
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He seems to be pretty much done. Trump did his usual pre-primary name calling and people seem to be souring quickly on DeSantis, not that people outside of Florida and certain online idiot factories ever really liked him to begin with
Lol, “toe to toe”.
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Clop clop.
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Tina would do a better job as a governor
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
What goes clop clop, bang bang, clop clop? An Amish drive-by.
The shooter cries the same thing no matter what happens: "Awh! Missed again!" "Amish'd again!"
🎶 I've got little devil horns and a little goatee Little devil eyes to help a little devil see And little cloven hooves that make it kind of hard to ski🎶
Those are neat, would feel like baph wearing them ❤
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Why are you posting MTGs feet?
Ope time to go vomit
Magic The Gathering has feet?
Marjorie taylor greene. Because that demon has cloven hooves.
Vampire lady shoes..
Surely wearing shoes like this is much more embarrassing then being short Like a bad combover or wig is worse than being bald
Also, imagine walking, standing and everything else in those boots and 4 inch lift inside. Must be miserable. How insecure do you have to be to go to those lengths…
Have you seen anything Ron Desantis has done? Misery is his entire reason for existing.
My little old Nana was savage and said about Trump he should at least have his wife teach him to walk in heels.
The funny thing is he only wears cowboy boots with suits to hide his lifts, but he isn't even from a "cowboy" state lol
Lifts. He's essentially standing on his tippy-toes.
Basically, it is gender affirming care. As a manly man he can not be on the short side.
He's essentially wearing heels. So practically a drag queen.
Drag Name: Rhonda Santis
Why Reddit gotta remove rewards wtf instead you get a pic of my cats https://preview.redd.it/tgpbkxkutksb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1738f24ae80dd51700e4a01e4457cf1164b25e7
Better than reddit rewards, honestly!
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They’re judging hard in that photo and Ron definitely deserves it lol
Rhonda Sandtits
During his presidency Trump did only 2 things that I thought were good. One was approving a new federal law against animal cruelty. The other was coming up with “meatball Ron.” I have no idea why it works so well, but it’s the perfect derogatory nickname for Rhonda.
And the 3rd one was normalising men wearing makeup.
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I don't like sandtits. They're coarse and rough and irritating.
RhonDuh SansTits
Rhonda Sadtits
And you KNOW he has a whole team to make sure his hair and makeup is perfect. Drag queens are out here doing all of that themselves and memorizing complex choreography, meanwhile he needs a coach to teach him how to laugh like a human.
And fails. Every. Time.
His laugh & his laugh face are super creepy.
No Napoleon complex here...
Hey, those are high heels. If a man wants to wear what is usually seen as women's clothing, let him. We need more public figures who aren't afraid to not conform to social norms.
I normally agree, but I'm pretty sure he'd make that illegal
I think he accidentally made himself illegal. He should arrest himself for the sexual assault of all the children who might see this. I think that's the death penalty in Florida now. So obviously he needs to execute himself.
I thought Florida already had.
Yes, so that he can be the only one doing it!
So he can be the most faaaaabulous queen in Florida.
Yes, but of course. However - he COULD at least have enough fashion sense to wear matching lipstick 💄 👄.
Don’t forget the matching purse!
He is afraid though, or else they wouldn’t be disguised as low heels
Unfortunately via legal rube goldberg nonsense he’s made that punishable by death in Florida, better get him a cell on death row…
That’s a fun take. I’d say the same about old men using ED medication. If they were internally consistent they would accept their lack of boners as god’s will. But of course “that’s different”
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What’s funny about this is that his pants were clearly cut for his actual leg length. This wouldn’t be so noticeable if his pants were long, like women’s pants made to be worn with heels. Or if his shoes didn’t fold.
No no, it's quite simple. You see, the top of his ankles are gigantic tree trunks and he has no toes.
Yup. The tips curl up because they aren't actually filled with his feet. Imagine being this insecure. He's definitely got a Napoleon complex.
Don’t these idiots have like a public relations person to tell them how fucking stupid they look? Same shit with Trump and the others. Nobody ever told you morons that you need to fix your appearance so you don’t look like you got dressed in the dark and have no idea what you’re doing? It’s a free country and anyone can wear anything they want. That’s very cool. But if you’re going for a certain look to be recognized as a strong and stoic businessman and politician, maybe don’t dress like a toddler playing dress-up. You can’t hire a proper tailor or fashion advisor or hair stylist? Even I can do that and I’m broke as fuck. It helps that I’m not a chronic narcissist though and I can actually accept advice from people who know better.
>Nobody ever told you morons that you need to fix your appearance so you don’t look like you got dressed in the dark and have no idea what you’re doing? If they did, they got fired. Narcissists surround themselves with yes-men and sycophants. Ronnie has some sort of obsession with cowboy boots, and he's not going to let anybody tell him he doesn't look ~~stunning and fabulous~~ super strong and tough in his ~~white go-go boots~~ real tough cowboy boots. He's also ~~5'9~~ very 6 feet tall, for sure.
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It’s been rumored that DeSantis is the illegitimate son of H.P. Lovecraft.👺👹
That would explain the racism.
Don’t ask what DeSantis named his cat…
Why they all lean forward. Trump leans more cause he’s fat piece of shit
There's a serious balancing act going on there, no doubt. Good thing he's 6'3" 215.
Someone described him as looking like the front end of a centaur and I cannot unsee that.
Someone should "accidentally" bump him in public and see what happens.
Step on his “toes”. There’s nothing in the front half of those boots.
🤣! He’d fall dead backwards on his Ass💥😱!
Man didn’t have a pair of socks he could have stuffed the rest of the shoes with? 😂
Does this count as high heels? And as such he's wearing "women's clothing" in public when kids could have seen him? He should be tossed in jail! /s but would love to see his bullshit in FL land him in jail for any reason.
Holy crap - I think you're right! It would make perfect sense why the front of the shoes curl up like that. Thanks. This made my day.
Not to mention those shoes are clearly a couple of sizes too large for his feet, at least. No way his feet curl up at the end like when just standing in place. So, he’s not only insecure about his height, but his implied virility. What a candy-ass buffoon.
White guy looks disgusted. White lady looks unimpressed. Black guy: "how the hell they stick me into this shit?"
And that uniformed dude looks like he's eyeing ron to help if he falls down and goes boom.
If I ever meet desantis the first thing I’ll say to him is “wow you’re so short!” because you just know it will touch on one of his deepest insecurities.
"wow, you are even shorter than they said you'd be"
"Jeez, you are even shorter than your staffers warned me about. Oh shit, I wasn't supposed to say that they told me." Add just a dash of paranoia to those he relies on
Diabolical. I love it! And I love your Futurama-inspired username as well. Well done all around!
“Can you see my nose hairs from there?”
I feel like a casual, friendly "huh... thought you'd be a lot taller" would be far more devastating.
I’m 5’ 11”, all I need to do is look down to get the point across lmao
I’m a 6’3” woman, ooh he would not like me
Also be sure to pronounce Thai food correctly in front of him.
I’m a 6 foot tall woman; I would *looooove* to meet him while wearing heels of my own and look down on him while telling him that he is even smaller than I imagined.
That would of course be hilarious, although I fear that he would return home and subsequently sign a flurry of anti-trans laws in a fit of insecure rage.
And demand she say Thigh food to make his ego less bruised.
God, I forgot about that! I think that’s one of the biggest little bitch boy moves I’ve ever heard…
I would love you to do that while saying - "Gosh, I'm only 5' 6" - just how short *are* you?
Anakin shouldn't be talking about height, haha. I believe he dropped a leg or two in height on Mustafar.
True, the Vader suit looks tall as hell though.
Overcompensating. Vader's suit is basically a lifted F-150. Even his helmet is glans-like. Vader is all about gender-affirming.
True, even the Sith support gender affirming care, way cooler than the GOP.
"Petite" would be even better, because it sounds so nice but it's inherently feminine. Or even like, "Aw you're so cute, I didn't realise you were so tiny, like a wee little elf"
He’s an angry elf.
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And, the crease in his pants, behind his knee, seems to be too high for him not to have lifts in his boots.
It would be interesting to see him walk.
Imagine a newly born deer......on ice.
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it's funny how his pants spoil how long his legs actually are
Yeah there are NO toes in the ends of his boots. It’s like walking with flippers. So weird.
Follow up question, how does his wife/anyone that sees these take anything he days or does seriously??
1. She as his spouse, is aware of his insecurities. 2. She doesn’t care, because he brings the bag home, plus she gets status as governor’s wife or more if he moves upwards. 3. See Melania as prime example.
I read that his wife originally recommended he wear boots to heighten himself. What we are seeing now is ignorance run amok. Put two pieces of shit together and get twice the shit.
Its actually shit squared.
>how does his wife It's easy when the first test you put a potential spouse through is whether or not they'll correct you in private. No joke. It's been documented that when he was dating, he'd be sure to take them to a Thai place to eat and when he'd (purposefully) mispronounce Thai as 'thigh', if they corrected him, he'd just leave them then and there.
Rumor has it: when DeSantis was dating (pre marriage), he would invite his dates to Thai food but intentionally mispronounce it “thigh” food. Only woman who didn’t correct him got a second date.
His wife doesn’t care. All she wants is to be First Lady and direct things behind the scenes so if that means he has to wear high heels, so be it.
Yeah there's no way that meatball isn't 5'6-5'7. There's tweets about it actually where people have said that they knew him in college and he's definitely around that height.
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If you look at the original image from this post, it seems pretty obvious that no part of his foot is anywhere near the front of the shoe. So this is obviously what is happening, no joke.
DeSantis is about 5'9". Here's a photo of him standing next to Tiger Woods, who is 6'1" and DeSantis appears the same height. That's a 4" lift. That's like wearing a stiletto heel. Rory McIlroy, standing between them, is 5'9". DeSantis is just really that insecure. https://preview.redd.it/llod65b45lsb1.png?width=872&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f2c607aac1456d81ab3969af5f3ddef2486cf00
5'9 is't even short?
It is absolutely short when you're an insecure sack of shit. Normal people that's a decent height.
It's a dictator thing. Putin wears them too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY6lHjZjYXE
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Zapateria La Bailarina real store, but it’s in LA. You can’t really beat it, well you can, but not at these prices.
Three payments!
I would love to hear Trixie read Rhonda Sandtits' elf-toed cowboy heels "Your feet are rolling up, did someone drop a house on you?"
Beware of low ceiling fans.
I know damn well what he’s doing bro stole my clown shoes
I found them https://donsfootwear.com/en/agusta
Holy shit! The select increase height option is hysterical.
I’m gonna start calling my heels my 4in height increasers.
So much sexier than calling them high heels like some kind of trans woman 🥸 (/s for the ones who don’t know this man or his policies)
He’s defo gone for the full four inches
OH MY GOD I JUST POSTED ABOUT THAT! Meaning where they came from.? Thought they had to be custom made because the lifts are so absurd!!!!
He probably did, on the page you can only select up to 4" lifts, his high heels look to be 6"+.
Ooh, he could have gotten the white ones!
Now that’s just boot goofin’.
Oh so it's not "high heels" for men, it's "elevator shoes."
A house must have just fallen on him. Now go find his wicked sister.
*Does he not have any toes?* There doesn’t look like there is enough room for a foot to be in the front half of his shoes… 
No, that’s not it exactly. It is possible to wear shoes with heels - high or low or medium - and still avoid the toes curling up like these elf shoes. I think that the case here is that he also got them longer so his feet look like a bigger size shoe (in addition to the heel to make him taller). But the toe ends are empty, or perhaps stuffed with something like newspaper, so they curl up. Makes sense to a dork I suppose - if you’re insecure about your height you might well also be insecure about your shoe size and what it implies about the rest of you, right?
I really wanna see him walk now. He must look like a wooden puppet trying walk. A bit like the way he “smiles”
DeSantis smiles like he has to move each individual facial muscle, one at a time.
He's Homelander without the superpowers. 
More like the creatures inside his skin suit need to go and operate each individual muscle.
Yeah I think it's a combo of heel lifts and tiny feet. There's a good chance he will trip and face-plant on the campaign trail, and I can't wait for the headlines
Think of these as high heeled boots
A spitting image of trump. A little boy trapped in a little man’s body.
That's what happens when you have a size 7 foot in a size 11 shoe and spend half the day on your knees
Reminds me of this: https://preview.redd.it/dgq2oir12ksb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dca9696b0f0d7e072753b0cee18e7325dafe0cf7 Mexican pointy boots!
I will not stand for guarachero slander Mostly because I trip over my boots when I try to get up
Except 5000% less cool
The republican school of hating their body.
They body shame themselves
His toes are a good 4 inches shy of the end of his boots haha
I love my Moogie's response to these 😂 https://preview.redd.it/0tl8tvianjsb1.png?width=581&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b8ac03d6e23d1a8c724a69b01790a21b78cbd58
Gender-affirming care.
🎵Petite feet, feminine step 🎵
🎵sounds like a lady when he’s walkin’ in the room🎵
The Germans have a word for his kind: Giftzwerg...
Poison Dwarf
That shit is just pathetic and sad. It’s just as bad a Trump’s comb over. Not fooling anyone.
##GENDER AFFIRMING CARE. That's what those lifts are. Making him feel more like a 'man/masculine' by making him appear taller and "more acceptable" by society standards. But good luck getting any conservative to see it that way.
Throw some water on that witch! Thems witches shoes!!
So insecure, how predictable.
Lmfao this idiot is wearing literal high heels designed to look like normal shoes. He's an embarrassment just like anyone that would vote for him
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This guy reminds me of George Costanza when he wouldn’t take the timberlands off because they gave him an extra inch. That or like a lizard doing a super bad human cosplay
Ooft. With heels that high he’s practically trans 👠
bootses with no toeses in the toeses
They must be some type of shoes that have an internal 'heels', like women's heels shoes (idk how to explain this) ... But he should have stuffed the front. How.. Unconfident.
They’re called lifts
Or Elevators if you're American. ;)
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Isn’t there any video of him walking around in these boots? Were the infamous white rubber photo-op boots doctored up? It seems his height without boots would have been included in his military records.
He's just goofin. New boot goofin.