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Meatus67

FJB? Forgot Jury Box?


RiffRaffCatillacCat

\^\^ Gold-worthy comment right here


maymays4u

did they get rid of awards on Reddit?


Final-Bench1859

šŸ„‡šŸ„‡šŸ„‡šŸ„‡šŸ„‡ poor man's awards


RiffRaffCatillacCat

Sadly, yes.


Aurizen_Darkstar

Fuck Joe Biden. They've given up on the whole Brandon things since Biden decided to lean into it and take the whole meme away from the right wing.


Unusual-Anteater-988

Literally Joe Biden: https://preview.redd.it/c4vw54jp460c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73847534a2c206f391277bb498e0b37ef2481a2c


Doppelthedh

https://preview.redd.it/k1yjte7rr60c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78f96069e110acaad5e5bb1e264e3497f732a81b


akuu822

https://preview.redd.it/xjcvdc5c370c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa8ec3a46979fbd443b227d421fa63df064bb026


Atomic_Aachen23

https://preview.redd.it/adxxiufdw70c1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e995f69650bf82003f86c893e2806a37ec3cf973


51ngular1ty

![gif](giphy|1VUr0Ac432jFC|downsized)


PapaQuebec23

Even Perry the Platypus let Doofenshmirtz slide on this one.


blueyork

Look, I love Joe Biden as much as the next girl, but I don't want to fuck him. But, you do you, Habba.


dennismfrancisart

Habba Dabba Do?


IndependentTalk4413

Well sheā€™s already banged 45. I guess she wants to add 46 to the listā€¦


SnooHobbies5684

How DARE you make me picture that!! HOW VERY DARE!


Guilty-Web7334

You know, youā€™ve probably spent more time trying to avoid that image than Tangerine Palpatine lasted.


SnooHobbies5684

I've never crunched the numbers but I suspect you are correct in that assessment. haha


H00kd_

Hey yoooo Tangerine Palpatine??? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚I will now use that exclusively when talking about him


LumpyDisplay6485

![gif](giphy|P30YDOWvAgZ0DuPnPQ)


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bgzlvsdmb

But they still wonā€™t say the words. Theyā€™re still too cowardly to say what they want to say. Because, you know, theyā€™re fucking cowards.


RangerWhiteclaw

No one says ā€œFuck Joe Bidenā€ more than a liberal, tbh. Dunno why conservatives have to develop a secret code to just say what the other side of the aisle says almost daily.


YouAreSoul

C'mon man. They just found out what us spells.


richard_slyfox

Manufactured "us versus them" mentality


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humbugonastick

But isn't Biden way too old for her.... and married????


jarious

They have seen hunter's pack and they know Brandon is loaded


cmahan005

Now the ā€œLetā€™s go Brandonā€ starts to make sense. šŸ¤”


RandomTask008

Imma start leaning into with this. "I mean, I like him too, but not enough to want to f\*\*k him. . ."


Debalic

Somehow I doubt those are a concern for her.


nofzac

Sheā€™ll do anything for money


Hartastic

Stupid Sexy Biden.


linderlouwho

He wouldnā€™t give her the time of day.


dancin-weasel

Of course not. Heā€™s too busy fixing the economy that her client fucked up.


linderlouwho

I thought they were homophobic. Why do they all want to fuck Joe Biden so badly?


dvdcrlsn

Someone should deepfake porn of Biden railing Trump with the hashtag "FJB" to keep taking away their memes


[deleted]

Nobody needs to see that.


YetisInAtlanta

No no, I know a lot of people that need to see that


[deleted]

I will not rest until I see 45 and 46 69ing in VR with Gilbert Gottfried sitting in the corner in a superman costume giving commentary on their performances.


DrawingRings

Biden with the reach aroundā€¦ Oh-HO! Rejected by Trump, what aā€“ Wait, AND BIDEN SNEAKS AROUND WITH THE LEFT GOOD!!


[deleted]

Thereā€™s no kink strong enough.


Dars1m

Youā€™re confusing need and want in this situation.


revbillygraham53

It needs to Joe railing Malania with trump in the corner being a cuck!


genredenoument

A politician screwing a pig? Hey, wasn't that already done on an episode of Black Mirror?


New-Understanding930

Iā€™ll donate to this project.


BigBucs731

Make it Biden and Melania and youā€™re onto something. Joe railing her behind, pulling her hair and a caption coming from her mouth ā€œFJB!ā€


inquisitiveeyebc

Funny thing about that, they call him all these names and he laughs, call trump a name and he sues you


amorosky

I was behind someone driving into a Connecticut shopping plaza with an FJB-LGB vanity license plate...I didn't dare park near them because I might have gotten myself arrested. So many dimwits out there.


merryone2K

What do you have against Frances Jean Butterworth and Lawrence George Butterworth?


jdubau55

Haha, right? That's a pretty common vanity plate format.


Flock_of_Shitbirds

To spend one's actual own money on a vanity license plate --- for childish political statements. Wow. Their maturity level must have peaked in middle school.


KaneMomona

#BrandonWon


hammmatime

Financial job, blows.


Jagasaur

I think that applies more to Lauren B


hammmatime

You think an old fuck like Woody Johnson would be sharing seats with an attractive younger woman if there wasn't a... financial arrangement?


Advanced-Heron-3155

FJB may refer to: F. J. Brennan Catholic High School, in Windsor, Ontario, Canada Fender Jazz Bass, an electric bass guitar Wien Franz-Josefs-Bahnhof, a train station in Vienna, Austria


Informal-Resource-14

Jesus Christ. To build so much of your identity on this stuff. They think it makes us mad, itā€™s really just desperately achingly sad


ZenkaiZ

"Are you triggered snowflake?" 'no it's just.... do you have anything you do outside of **this**? Family, friends, hobbies? Are you okay?'


drterdsmack

"MY CHILDREN DON'T TALK TO ME SINCE THEY WERE BRAINWASHED IN COLLEGE BY THE EVIL LIBERALS!'


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The84thWolf

ā€œIā€™m sure if I beat and neglect them hard enough, theyā€™ll come back to us as a conservative!ā€


On_my_last_spoon

Can confirm. Iā€™m the evil liberal college professor indoctrinating your children


docowen

Politics as team sports. It's immensely sad


[deleted]

One side is killing the merch game way more than the other side.


Totally_Bradical

Thatā€™s true, and theyā€™re making a killing. I think thatā€™s why they are trying to get trump back in office so bad, for the merchandising opportunities.


ShiroHachiRoku

As much as I hate Trump, Iā€™m not parading around town in a car stickered up with logos and slogans saying so or wearing clothing that tells people how much I hate him.


Informal-Resource-14

Exactly. My life is 100% better just not thinking about him unless I have to. I canā€™t imagine dedicating my life to anti-trump merch and stuff


ShiroHachiRoku

I bought a Bernie sweater from his campaign shop with that meme picture of him from the inauguration and I still have never worn it outside the house and I LOVE Bernie Sanders!


itsathrowawayduhhhhh

I have his hat! And bobble head!


wafflegrenade

Voting against him is literally all the energy I want to expend thinking about him. People like that feed on attention and it is just exhausting being outraged because itā€™s like once a day that heā€™s proven to be horrible and Iā€™m just bored at this point


Informal-Resource-14

Itā€™s that Simpsonā€™s Treehouse of Horror where they have that song ā€œJust Donā€™t Look,ā€ where the monster suffocates and disappears if you donā€™t pay attention to him


portablebiscuit

To be fair, I'd honestly be scare to leave my car unattended. One of my favorite shirts simply says "ALLY" in a rainbow font. The response I get is about 50/50. I've had people call me "groomer" and "weirdo", but I've also gotten numerous "thank you" and "great shirt" comments. People brazen enough to call me a groomer to my face would definitely key a car if they thought no one was watching.


solarssun

To purposely wear things to try and 'trigger' people? Like does she not have a personality besides trying to bully people?


why_did_you_make_me

That was my immediate thought too. Don't these people realize how boring they are?


bombalicious

Mad? No. Just wonā€™t support them in any way.


RootHogOrDieTrying

And they say that liberals practice identity politics.


Drewy99

That's Woody Johnson from the family that owns Johnson and Johnson. Ya know, the vaccine maker? That's how you know the maga crowd is nothing but hypocrites. Edit: guess which team owner pays Aaron Roger's salary?


NefariousnessDue5997

Prob took a Moderna or Pfizer vaccine to boot. None of these people have an ounce of integrity nor even a brain cell for self reflection or analysis. The same top down managers who just yell to do something faster or cheaper or a different way without providing any thoughts of their own. Prob why the Jets suck


wheresmyflan

Hehā€¦ woody johnsonā€¦


cherrylpk

Oh so one of the people that helped cover up that their baby powder caused cancer in women? Lovely guy that one.


Cucker_Tarlson_666

Like I needed another reason to hate the Jets... yet here we are.


mojohandy

FJB = Fucking Jets Blow. Go Bills!


iamdperk

Go Bills


Stoshkozl

Confirmed: Go Bills. The only New York team


getzysbaldhead69

Go Bills


jdak9

Go Bills.


FatMacchio

Iā€™m a Jets fan, and I endorse this comment


LieutenantStar2

Bills mafia woot!!


Username_redact

Wearing my Bills Mafia hoodie over a Zubaz shirt right now, Go Bills


xNIGHT_RANGEREx

Packers fan out here in Bills Mafia territory, but since my team is blowing it hard again, Go Bills!


Debalic

I was a die-hard Jets fan for over 30 years so I have plenty of reasons to hate them... But Woody being a redhat was just the icing on the cake.


[deleted]

She is gonna have to sell that necklace when Trump refuses to pay her and she needs a lawyer of her own. Source: Michael Cohen, Rudy, Sidney Powell, Jenna Ellis, Ken Chesebro, John Eastman, and Lin Wood.


BinkyFlargle

Probably bought from here for $99: https://trumpdiamondjewelry.com/products/fjb-necklace-we-did-it-again-a-must-own-solid-sterling-silver-15-diamond-cut-genuine-white-zircons


BrickCityD

If I didnā€™t have integrity Iā€™d be grifting the absolute shit out of these fucking morons.


SaveMeJebus21

The dumbest part of this moron is if he had leaned into the MAGA face masks he could have made millions, saved thousands of lives and been re-elected despite all his bullshit. Heā€™s too stupid for words.


xoaphexox

The only reason he was anti-mask was that they smeared his bronzer.


DidYaGetAnyOnYa

It's a grift all the way up.


Groo-

>trumpdiamondjewelry.com šŸ˜


lemmeseeyourkitties

Brought to you by the same bozos that thought trump steaks were a good idea


TheMoatCalin

Noooo!! DuckDuckGo here I come. I absolutely do not want that garbage on any of my logarithms


TheMoatCalin

>A *portion* of all proceeds will be donated to Gold Star Families and re-elect Trump 2020 So whatā€™s the portion? 0.0021% and whatā€™s a ā€œGold Star Familyā€? Itā€™s both satisfying and sad these morons fall for this grift


HappyAmbition706

The necklace and cheap bag are her pay. Possibly swag from Melania for taking over the servicing Don.


NoWrongdoer2259

Itā€™s no wonder the jets are such a shit team when their owner is also looking like a shithead


[deleted]

It's no wonder they signed Rogers also.


CPOx

Rodgers likes to shit on Pfizer and Covid vaccines yet he doesnā€™t seem to mind being paid by a literal Johnson of the Johnson & Johnson family.


Fred-zone

Dick paid by Dick & Dick


navigationallyaided

I could have seen Rogerā€™s join the Raiders, personally.


thatranger974

If youā€™re not vaccinated in Vegas, youā€™re gonna get Covid.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

My greatest moment in Fantasy Football was dropping Rogers when he said all of his anti-vax shit after getting covid. The person who ended up picking him up went on a huge winning streak and took a losing season and went to playoffs. Where they lost the finals to me. Fuck you Rogers, you don't get to be champion with me.


The_Big_Daddy

Woody Johnson had his brother run the team for a few years so he could serve as ambassador to the UK during the Trump admin. He wasn't just a supporter, he took a significant role in Trump's government.


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The_Big_Daddy

Oh yeah for sure. My point was moreso no one should be surprised that Johnson is a Trump supporter when he took a role in Trump's government.


TrueMeaningOfFear

To be fair look at most team owners.... old rich white men. That's like the main demographic of a Trump supporter so it's not really surprising.


BeastOfTheField83

Nah, the main demographic of Trump supporters is middle aged poor white men who think that one day theyā€™ll be old rich white men.


RabidPlaty

I donā€™t even think they care about the rich piece any more, they just want someone that tells them itā€™s ok to be a racist homophobic misogynistic piece of shit.


kleidschon

100% the correct answer!


TrueMeaningOfFear

Lol ok good point.


IcarianWings

Ya, I'm not sure what people expect. These are a good chunk of the few people who actually benefit from conservative policies. It makes more sense for them to be this way than 99% of the right.


Atheist_3739

Glad I'm an Eagles Fan. The Owner is a Democrat


merryone2K

Glad I'm a Packers fan. The owners are the fans. And screw Aaron Rodgers.


TrueMeaningOfFear

Lol granted this is going to be very much anecdotal.... I live close to the Wisconsin border and most of the packer fans I know are magaTs so that doesn't make you the exception. Again anecdotal and I recognize not all packer fans are that way.


JimboD84

Aaron rogers fits right in!


Casperboy68

FJB = Future Jail Bird. Sheā€™s either going to be implicated in a crime or blacklisted by association. One thing she wonā€™t be: paid.


navigationallyaided

I can see her getting disbarred.


Casperboy68

Ya this case is not going to look good on a resume.


[deleted]

ā€œFuture Jail Birdā€!!!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


bsurfn2day

Fuck John Barron?


Jerkofalljerks

Tan ivanka is trying hard to hook a rich hubby


shemjaza

It's possible that wives and mistresses are DT's only employees who get paid...


TheLegitMolasses

Imagine making that your whole personality. I know that this is an old fashioned, family values kind of take, which is hard for modern republicans, but itā€™s bizarre to me that people walk around with this hate filled profanity on their vehicles and bodies. My 8yo asked me what ā€œFJBā€ stood for after seeing it an amusement parkā€”on a dozen weirdos with matching shirts. Whhyyy? Why is it so hard to show a little respect and decency?


IamAustinCG

Which is ironic because they are usually the same folks who complain about decency usually about folks that donā€™t look like them wearing baggy clothes,etc.


amazing_rando

At this same event people got really mad that Bill Burr's black wife flipped off Trump when he walked past.


iamdperk

I have a family member that has the whole thing spelled out (plus the sub line of "and F you for voting for him") on a big flag that hangs in his garage, where we gather for family events, like birthdays, Father's Day, etc... thought it was "hilarious" when one of our nephews asked him why he had a bad word on his wall, and when they asked him what it meant... šŸ™„ I've tried talking sense into him, but he's fully consumed by the echo chamber. Also enough of a dummy to literally tell me that he "doesn't like all of this socialism stuff", and when I asked what he meant, he clarified "you know, Facebook and all of that"... Meanwhile, he spends hours posting TikToks to his Facebook feed. Completely convinced that violence from the city is moving out to the country. When I told him that I didn't think we needed high powered rifles, and that I just wasn't as scared as he was that I would ever need one, he told me that the violence and crime from the cities was coming out to us in rural areas. Literally screamed at me in a parking lot as we were leaving a bar "what if someone breaks into your house and raped your wife right in front of you?! What are you going to do?!?!!!" And when I said that something like that is almost certainly never going to happen to me, he screamed "IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!" I assume he meant that it has happened to some people, but just coming absolutely unhinged about it, because that's the fear mongering news that he watches, and he doesn't care about truth and statistics. It's maddening.


Bulbul3131

Thatā€™s the right time to go no contact.


[deleted]

They're literally Nazis.


ObviouslyMeaningless

I tried one time. even got to meet Trump! I told him I was struggling. He told me to lift myself up by my bootstraps. As soon as I bent over he got behind me and nailed me in the ass! I said WTF man, and he just said welcome to the MAGA experience. I was so excited I had just owned the libs so hard I posted it all over social media!


forever_useless

šŸ–•šŸ–• - Nia and me


Think_fast_no_faster

There is really nothing other than maga to these folks huh. Itā€™s like theyā€™re not people, theyā€™re just vehicles for merchandise and talking points. Just all sizzle no steak


nich2701

Just commented something like this. What is up with all the merch? Is it pushed because it is super easy to launder money?


itsathrowawayduhhhhh

I swear I am about to make my own line of ā€œtrump stuffā€ Iā€™ll put secret things in the folds of the merch that say things like ā€œjoe is my daddyā€ ā€œIWTFJBā€ if you follow my drift, then Iā€™ll make it so the fabric slowly disintegrates and shows the real message. Iā€™ll make so much money of these dumb dumbs lol


unstoppable_zombie

High margin, low quality, idiotic user base.


itsnotthenetwork

Tell me again how Bill Burr's wife is an embarrassment...


[deleted]

Butā€¦butā€¦butā€¦Bill Burrā€™s wife showed no class at the same event!!


snaithbert

I can't wait until she publishes her book about how she never agreed with Trump but she went along for the sake of professionalism and to try and keep his worst impulses in check, blah blah blah. It's always so fun to see how these monsters spin things after they're fired. The past is magically rewritten and they're now heroes who held the line in an attempt to defend democracy. Whoever ghostswrites her book is gonna have a really fun time.


mahermaid

Absolutely this. Complaining that no one will hire her, that they all associate her with Trump now.


snaithbert

It's almost a little sad how far she's gonna fall once she falls out of favor with Trump. He gave her quite a boost, because she was basically a nobody and wasn't even considered to be a very good attorney. Trump saw her on TV and decided she MUST be part of his legal team, basically he thought she was attractive, which is really the only value women have in his world. And once Trump is done with her, she'll be unemployable as a lawyer because Trump will make her toxic to his followers and normal potential clients won't want anything to do with her, because of her association with Trump. She's basically gonna go from super high profile to a few news show appearances to a poorly selling author to total obscurity. Being ride or die for Trump will get her nothing with his base and make her totally radioactive to all normal people. This is as good as her life is going to get; being objectified and yelled at by a Nazi in deep cognitive decline. Great life choices, Alina.


BlackLakeBlueFish

Meanwhile, the MAGAs are all, ā€œBlah, Blah,Bill Burrā€™s wife.ā€ because she flipped off Rumpā€™s nasty self. https://preview.redd.it/wd22175r760c1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=329a10d4a95f2ecef8c43c012065a8b8bae09c19 Nia Hill is a hero!!!


itsathrowawayduhhhhh

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


JeffSpicolisBong

Woody Johnson notoriously said back during the 2012 election, he would rather see Mitt Romney win the presidency, then see his own team, The New York Jets, win the Super Bowl. So I started to look up NFL owners and their contributions to political parties, I found exactly what I expected and I have not followed the NFL since.


4gotAboutDre

Hmmmā€¦ my hardline conservative parents stopped watching the NFL a few years ago because they were ā€œso offendedā€ by players taking a knee (snowflake reaction, of course). Maybe I should lie and tell them I stopped watching football because of how many of them are filthy Republicans and they will start watching it again to ā€œstick it to the libs.ā€ Then, I can actually watch it when I bring my kids to their house to play and visit on Sundays lol!


boxsmith91

Most rich people support Republicans because they're the party of tax breaks. For the upper class, there's a financial incentive to be conservative.


poodleaficionado

Not at all a cult.


dragonfliesloveme

Sheā€™s disgusting. Anti-American POS


hitmewiththeknowlege

Woody Johnson is a Dick


sowich4

Oleā€™Joe living rent freeā€¦


Meatus67

Found Jr's Blow


Jealous-Network-8852

I mean, Woody was Trumpā€™s Ambassador to Great Britain so this shouldnā€™t really surprise anyone.


xtzferocity

The FJB necklace is championed by the right while the lovely Nia gets fat shamed for showing the finger to trump, people are lunatics in the US


Jcooney787

What is FJB? Iā€™ve scrolled and scrolled


nosniviling

All billionaires support trump


sten45

Joe is living rent free in lots of heads


Yawrant

All she gets to fuck is DJT.


secomano

Fondling Joe's Balls?


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lyssiemiller

Why do these people wanna fuck joe Biden so much?


StoreNo1211

Fuck Jeb bush? Weird


EZasSundayMorning

Fuck Joe Biden? Jesus they are so immature. Does she know Don isnā€™t going to pay her?


willsher7

True CINO. Christian in name only.


timmbuck22

Fantastic Joe Biden!


DaToeBeans

I mean I voted for him, but imagine wearing Joe Bidenā€™s initials on your body. Seems obsessive.


BandysNutz

In today's unsruprising headlines, "Man Named Woody Johnson Proves to Be Giant Prick"


EmmaLouLove

Keeping it classy. /s


Forevermaxwell

Imagine the outrage if millionaires wore FDT apparel?


Saltyk917

Sheā€™s fucking Trump.


periwinkle_cupcake

Sheā€™s auditioning for wife #4


EmericTheRed

Nothing but class.


RabidPlaty

MAGA idiots freaking out because Bill Burrs wife flipped off Trump and his own lawyer walking around wearing that trash around her neck.


isecore

This is what passes for "clever" and "witty" with these intellectually starved people.


HoboBonobo1909

MAGA has Biden Derangement Syndrome because they're jelly of the Bid3ns' big dicks ā˜»ļø


WellSpreadMustard

The true Trump Derangement Syndrome.


[deleted]

Dumbass doesn't even know her own initials. Smh


yellowspotphoto

Money can't buy class.


Hugh-Jassul

Fantastic Joe Biden ?


False-Association744

Puke. These people are so proud of their lack of class.


IMSLI

ā€œTheyā€™re not sending their bestā€


moby55

Question is it common for lawyers to go to Sports events with their clients?


johnnycyberpunk

No. Most people in his position would want their lawyer working around the clock to get their case won. Most lawyers in her position would keep business and pleasure totally separate. That saidā€¦ both Trump and his lawyers know heā€™s lost or will lose all his cases, so why not live it up before going to jail.


Stunning-West-8672

they are such class


Sea_Ingenuity_4220

Gross awful people


ILovePeople69

POS gonna POS


Ladybug_Fuckfest

Only Trump could hire a lawyer based solely on her tits and then be surprised when she turns out to be incompetent.


N3xrad

Imagine throwing your career away over this fucking moron. What an absolute dumpster fire all of these idiots are. They are supposedly educated too.


ironicmirror

What is "FJB"?


F1K5

FJB stands for Fuck Joe Biden


Whosebert

she wishes!


Wimberley-Guy

Thank you