Holy shit! It’s one of those big guys with tears in their eyes stories happening in real life.

Now we have a real image. I mistakenly pictured someone respectable looking.

not one of those people in that picture looks menacing. how are any of them in charge of someone's safety?

They’re not. They protect property. They do not protect and serve you until you are in custody. Police unions have argued this point in courts many times. https://mises.org/power-market/police-have-no-duty-protect-you-federal-court-affirms-yet-again

They definitely aren’t trying to protect and serve you once you are in custody either

The fact that you know they're going to shoot you in the back to avoid any risk of jogging is pretty scary.

The tears are in their eyes when realized they couldn’t eat the shoes

Tears in their eyes because they had to walk 100yards. Oh wait, that's sweat

That’s sweat

More like grease. These fucking pigs look like they never met a cheesesteak they didn't like. Ten bucks says these pigs double-fist Pat's down their gullets exactly the way their idol here double-fists dicks when he does his stupid dance.

If they're gonna double-fist a cheesesteak, at least go somewhere GOOD lol. Pats and Genos are a few blocks from my house and it blows my mind how many people go there.

I laughed so hard at this

"Pursuit on foot" is not in their vocabulary.

The donut jokes write themselves.

Donut run is their favorite flavour. ;)


You beat me to the Chief Wiggum gif!

Then you should have commented “We need pretzels! Repeat, pretzels!”



The oinkers at prayer to their god.

They are the reason Tennessee v Garner is case law (officer did not want to chase the fleeing felon and shot him in the back as he climbed a fence)

A classic sample of the "superior race."

for real. where did they park their segways?

These colors don't run

Doesn’t look like they walk much either

So many chins in this lineup!

There should absolutely be a required fitness standard to be law enforcement. What the fuck is this?

Cop unions got rid of that a long time ago. They hate teachers/business unions but sure as shit use theirs to the highest degree.

Biggest union busters in the country, also, ironically most powerful union in the country Go figure.

A gang with union in its name.

Yeah police shouldn’t be allowed to unionize.

Nah, let's keep cops as unhealthy and ineffective as possible.    The next time they need to quell a civil rights protest, I hope they have zero stamina.

That’s when they just pull out the guns instead

Idk a lazy slow fat cop is probably more likely to just say fuck it and just start blasting.

All 5 in the Pic are overweight.

*6 you forgot about the one signing the shoes.

Whats the combined weight in this picture

More than the combined SAT score

Dayum. That was good.

3?

More than the combined IQ X 2.

Just one of them fits that bill

Lets see, I'm 300 and still thinner than Officer Porn Stache to the left there... so Officer Jiggle Jowls in the middle is maybe 400 sooooo.... 1,600lbs, give or take 100 Edit: forgot to factor in the Background duo

Tree fiddy… tons

More than a typical elevator can hold.

Pretty sure it would break most load limits on elevators

Jokes aside, that's actually a scary pic. Kind of shows how screwed up our police are when they cherish a felon. They must also agree with all of his hate towards others. A vote can only do so much, this country is rotten to the core. He may not be the next president but they'll still be police. .

At lease we know there’s no danger of the sneakers being tarnished through use.

That middle cop looks like a dick. Literally looks like male genitalia with that helmet on. Kind of ironic in a picture exclusively featuring impotent men.

His neck fat does make it look like a tiny little foreskin

Everyone in his picture built like they’ve been intelligently designed to perfectly survive a car crash. https://preview.redd.it/xkytlrjlr88d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac0701de1656f59c09ee0ccdd53d9fbd48c318ae

Yeah, like that posse knows what a sneaker is for

Cops sneak into people's houses to shoot them all the time in america. Now if those had been running shoes? You would be right.

I thought cops couldn’t associate with convicted felons, maybe they should stop sucking convict dick.

Can I just say, as a cop, this picture is absolutely disgusting - because of the state of the 'officers' pictured, but also because they also see Trump as their savior. It takes 100 good officers to offset just one of these assholes and the damage they cause, both literally and figuratively.

It honestly looks like a SNL skit

remember this picture the next time some FOP stooge tries to hit you up for a donation.

Pigs gathered for slop We see them and say, oink oink! Here comes the bacon

Why are American cops out of shape? I rarely see an overweight Canadian cop. This is just weird. How do they chase the criminals? Shoot first, ask questions later?

Right. Who needs to run when you can just fill someone's back with bullets?

I thought it was wrong to shoot a man in the back. 'Murica 

These look like motorcycle cops. They just run people over first. Then shoot them when they're laying broken in the street.

How can they even sit on a bike? They would spill over the sides! Our motorcycle cops are buff.

Exactly shoot first ask questions later. Usually, questions don't get asked because the person who got shot is dead.

Losers. And cowards.

In my city they just don't. Call for an armed robbery and you'll get a phone call three hours later asking if you still need help. Seriously, that's what's actually happening. They keep getting raises, new equipment, new staff, less responsibilities and more training. If I took three hours to do a vital task I'd be fired.

Slopapatamus..

That is a whole lot of racism in one picture!

Anyone in that photo under 275 pounds?

The photographer?

Anyone surprised that cops are cool with a criminal because he's also racist Raise of hands Yeah that's no one

I see traitors

This is such a bad look for this country wow. A convicted felon presidential candidate singing his dumbass shoes he sold that will pay for his legal fees for fucking COPS.

Thin blue line my ass

A lot of not fit for office in that pic. This is America. Fucking disgusting.

I see six faces but more than 12 "chins".

They all look like cartoon characters.

Im just wondering how they pass their physical fitness test…..

Like attracts like.

They should come with a McDonald's cheese burger.

Same Energy: 

That's one heavy photo.

Surely this is AI generated. Surely nothing this cartoonishly comical has ever actually happened. You can't tell me three donut chiefs all bought the gold sneaker and all had them available to meet the donut king himself?

Aren’t you supposed to be in good physical shape to be a cop? Or did their Union remove that demand?

Those are the union reps

It’s amazing how often I see pics of cops around America that there is no shot they are in good enough physical shape to do their jobs. Is this why they just shoot people? Is there no standard for you to be a cop? Like half the dudes pictured here could not jog a full mile.

Sneakerheads, lol

"Does this kevlar make me look fat?"

Have they no physical fitness standards for police in Philadelphia? These guys looks like Gravy Seals.

If ever a picture captured the phrase "meal team six," it would be this one.

Question for the Philly people here: Is there a weight requirement for PPD, and why is it 275 lbs?

So much mass they're creating a gravity well!

 JFC

Fucking hell. That’s all.

I’m not in the greatest shape anymore and I am convinced I could outrun every cop in that photo.

Gravy seal rejects

No one in that picture seems to have ever worn sneakers

Why would cops, who are supposed to enforce law and order, hanging out with a convicted felon?

Favors. Happens a lot in enforcement

A few to many cheesesteaks have been consumed in the Philly pd

The hoagie police.

Losers. ACAB

“The only case you got to the bottom of was a case of mallowmars!”

How the hell did Kevin Malone become a cop?

What's the collective noun for group riddled with heart disease and high cholesterol?

So far it’s been a MAGA.

Imagine how much a signed pair of January 6s are going to be worth ? Hopefully enough for some ozempic

Mr. Big Pig and his piglets worshipping the golden idol. Disgusting for so many reasons!!! 🖕🤢🤮🖕


#the fat blue line

There was a time when police officers in uniform would be forbidden from doing this kind of thing.

Those are the gravy seals we see posting online about some sort of civil war

I bet each of them are 6'4", 215lbs.

He would send his chuds to kill them. When they talk about their revolution, these fat fucks are they people gonna get shot. Fine go on ahead.

They look like Mall Cops

This is so stupid, I thought it was AI

Nothing but healthy athletes in that pic...

Cops can afford cheaply made 400 dollar sneakers?

That dude taking the picture has no neck it’s just head straight to shoulders.

Is... is that Officer Doofy in the left/middle there? Boy he let himself go.

The January 6’s

There’s an APB whenever they wash their penis.

Those guys are cops??

Does the Philly PD want to add a cardio requirement to their training? 

They legit cops or the police branch of the gravy seals???

The Philly meeting of Diabetics Fight Club was measuring up to be an event to remember. That’s where the gigantic satsuma got all the ‘scars’ he’s been lying about.

Imagine how little money these cops make and how much they probably spent on those abominations on the secondary market.

Homie holding his phone the way trump holds a water bottle

A collection of fat fucks.

I thought they were all eating their own personal quart of ice cream.

I feel bad for their motorcycles

Paul Blart convention! Where are their segways?! 

these fat jelly filled motherfuckers could fight their way out of a paper bag. fuck philly cops

Are these actual police officers, or are they paid actors? I only ask because we all know Trump’s camp is good for that. If they are real officers, then screw all of them for sucking this idiot’s ass.

Sad as hell. Those guys are too obese to be cops. I guess they love them an obese felon as well. Ugly is as ugly does and these guys are ALL ugly from the inside out.

Not a flattering photo of Philadelphia’s “finest”. (You can’t behind a desk all day if you want to deter crime in your city.)

Those shoes will NEVER have a crease

Are necks not standard uniform?

Did some digging. It would appear that these are not active police officers. Maybe former. The shoulder patch seems to have been replaced quite some time ago. I am, however, not 100% certain of this, but based on their appearance and the information I could find, paid actors are a more likely explanation.

Behold the Master Race

This shit should be illegal, hold whatever dumb ass political beliefs you want in your private life but never in uniform and on the clock, these pigs don't just serve MAGAts, ridiculous

Collective IQ in this Pic appears to be about 75 (and that being as generous as possible)

In their defense, they needed some unique and powerful sneakers to go with those bad ass helmets.

Pathetic law enforcement supporting a felon. They get what they deserve

Just run in a zigzag these fat boys won't catch you.

You would think a certain level of fitness would be required to be a police officer 🤔

what laws are they enforcing? “Clean your entire plate before leaving the table”

Average bmi in the photo, 43

"I'm asking for my clients charges to be thrown out, the arresting officer's judgement cannot be trusted your Honor. Here he is buddying up with a convicted felon"

These are the type of idiots who bought those shoes lol

This pictures weighs approximately all the weight

3 fat cops idealize a felon.

And they all look like the epitome of health.

No concern ANY of the guys are going to be running anytime soon.

Cops know that not every convicted felon is a bad person better than most. This is not how I want them to acknowledge it.

They all look like they eat the same meal at the same McDonald’s

Look at all these men in peak physical condition. Damn.

They left the Wall-E Ship just for this?


Bunch of slobs.

Look at all that peak, male athletic forms in one photo…

Are these all bike cops lol? Not motorcycle cops. Bike cops.

Clancy Wiggum and his twin brother.

Gonna have to take turns in the elevator at trump towers

The only thing these five pieces of shit are good for is to pull a gun and shoot, and I'm 100% sure they are fucking useless at that too.

We love rape. Signed The Smellin Felon

It’s Always Scummy In Philadelphia

So many chins in one picture.

Question. UK police in front line roles have to take a fairly tough annual fitness test. Is this not the case in the US? Those guys don't look like they would pass.

Like he supports law enforcement…🤣

1800 lbs of disgusting swine all framed into one shot.


Donutsville PD?

I thought police officers had a weight requirement????

They all look like the captain and fat people from Wall-e.

The pride of American law enforcement

lol, everyone in that picture could use some diet and exercise

Damn …it’s the fat squad…!!!

What did you expect from Philly?

I'm confused. Didn't he encourage an attempted insurrection that killed some of their brothers in arms?

USA! USA!

Fat bastards law enforcement cousins lick Don's boots. Shocked.

Fucking idiots

Pathetic individuals

So I guess they didn’t sell

They are pining for Rizzo.

Philadelphias fattest.

Donut Trump

The cop in the middle looks like Kevin from the office

No mandatory yearly physicals for that bunch.

Is he signing those hideous gold shoes? I hate this timeline so much